The two most eventful weekends have gone past with me AWOL on channel 198, yep mourning for Yakie is taking quite a strain on me. BUT out of the GQ (Uti) bullying rises another victim to reclaim their honour the wrong way.
GQ often humours himself by being a tyrant on those he deems weak. Yakahahaa (Yakob) was the first to be bullied to a point he almost caused an uproar in the house. When he got evicted, GQ looked for his next victim and the Motswanian Preacherman (Kaone) was the chosen one.
The banters would happen with some of GQ’s sidekicks killing themselves in laughter as he roasted the poor sod. Eventually when these sods reach a “I’ve had it point” they are dripping alcohol from every pore of their being. Alcohol does give people a lot of courage.
Kamoany hit that point this weekend when he got beyond sloshed and made an ass of himself. He wouldn’t let up the teasing and taunting. He just kept berating Playmate (Meryl) on her loose ways and called her names.
Mesuspects that something happened during the evening to have triggered this attack on Meria (as he calls her). GQ and Crayzeeee got involved as Meria cursed and played some harry potter ish by putting spells on the Preacherman that he will never bear children.
Anywho, Psaloma (Paloma) got sent to the burn after Crayzee got saved by 9 countries to her 6. The woman was ready to have herself a dinner for one with the main meal being a stiff “runaway” (homegrown chicken) as the farmers (barnmates) were playing games in the house.
The farmers had set up the same scene that welcomed OLD NUT(Code) with a handwritten letter to the next evicted failure from OLD NUT. The letter was a goodbye note explaining that the evicted failure must become self-sufficient and enjoy the week. The chickens are the main meal and Julliette (the cow) provides the milk. Psaloma wasted no time and setting up the fire and starting to prepare dinner until the farmers came out with sparkling wine and cheers.
The nominations this week shocked the HOH GQ as he did not see himself being up for eviction. As he had done his calculations he had figured he would save Ms Tears (Jen) if she was up against Pathetic (Munya) and replace with Kamoany. BUT the burn twist swayed the nominations and GQ and Ms Tears were up for eviction. As he sat in the cringeroom acting (diary room) and could not decide between Kamoany and Pathetic, he looked really torn at who he could put up.
He finally decided putting Kamoany would look vengeful, he put up Pathaetic. As Touch me and feel me (Jen’s boobs) and their owner Ms Tears (Jen) face eviction, I still wonder how much more sponsoring and how much longer can the MUFC keep saving their Pathetic. All I know is I want to see Touch me and feel me in the burn to see if the sexiness can be carried through better than Flirtyana (Tatiana) who has let herself go. She looks like a raggedy doll now.
Is MUFC going to set another record and upset the failures? Will Pathetic survive against the queen of Saturday night parties, in her skimpy clothes and suggestive dance moves? Did GQ snot put up Kamoany because he will have no-one to bully if the Preacherman goes?