Dr Luvbug

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 04:13

is the sex bad,do you feel you wana be out of the damn relationship,do you feel constantly loney even wen yo partner is there???cum on people give me something?lets talk about it!!!!

Ms. Jay
15 Sep 2008 04:26

no comment - will wait to hear what others have to say

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 04:31

ok fine i will Doctoe Phil myself then!LOL

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 04:32

ok fine i will Doctor Phil myself then!LOL

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 04:32

ok fine i will Doctor Phil myself then!LOL

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 04:33

LOL

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 04:49

i wont go Shrink on you!!!Nonny watchu have? he he he he counselling!(SP)...Carino is this the right spelling?LMAO!

andi01
15 Sep 2008 04:51

Dear Dr Phil

I have a problem, my man and I stay in different surbubs, we only see each other on weekends. The thing is I am a sex addict, will do it every day if I have to, having said that I am a very faithful and loyal person by nature. Now when we meet on weekends my man is very stingy when it comes to his "lekker dinge" and this pains me. I love my man to bits and will never cheat on him, but this is killing me softly. i tried talking to him about this, and he says that he doesnt want our relationship to be based on s%x only. Which is great, but still I dont think thats fair. Please advise

Starving in Kaap

mabhebheza
15 Sep 2008 04:52

Good Morning Dr Phil

Sana Lwam
15 Sep 2008 04:58

Starving in Kaap LOL

carino
15 Sep 2008 05:03

Dear Dr Phil

I have a male friends that stays in another city... He's always been nice and we've always joked about almost anything.. Thing is last week he told me he was alone and i sent him an sms.. joking that he would do with a killer blow job... His reply was that he's not the kinda person I seem to think he is....

Problem is, Dr Phil... I'm not sure if that was a bad joke, coz.. coz..since then, he doesnt reply to my smses, and i tried calling but his phone just rings.....
Was the beejay joke a bit uncalled for? Did he think i was coming on to him??
Please help. I dont want to lose him as a friend.

Distressed
Cape Town

carino
15 Sep 2008 05:03

Dear Dr Phil

I have a male friend that stays in another city... He's always been nice and we've always joked about almost anything.. Thing is last week he told me he was alone and i sent him an sms.. joking that he would do with a killer blow job... His reply was that he's not the kinda person I seem to think he is....

Problem is, Dr Phil... I'm not sure if that was a bad joke, coz.. coz..since then, he doesnt reply to my smses, and i tried calling but his phone just rings.....
Was the beejay joke a bit uncalled for? Did he think i was coming on to him??
Please help. I dont want to lose him as a friend.

Distressed
Cape Town

Cody
15 Sep 2008 05:05

LoL andi & Dr Phil

Golden Star
15 Sep 2008 05:07

LOL @andi01 the "sex addict". Maybe Kgotso(IWTSG) can help?

Best-Achiever
15 Sep 2008 05:08

LOL

andi01
15 Sep 2008 05:09

LOL @ carino

Username
15 Sep 2008 05:10

ROFLMAO, Capetonians have sent Dr. Phil running.

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:10

LOL @ Starving Kaap and Distressd...tl tl tl

andi01
15 Sep 2008 05:11

Dr Phil, hey dude, where you at now Nigga???

Charlie Brown
15 Sep 2008 05:16

LMAO @ Starving in Kaap!!!!!!!!!!
Carino - you and your friend - have you passed such jokes before? Coz sometimes you dont know if you can go there with a friend unless you have always joked around like that before.

Dr Phil I am not stealing your spot light but I had a similiar situation...

andi01
15 Sep 2008 05:16

Dear Dr Phil

I have been married to this guy for sometime now, we have 3 kids together. About 2 weeks ago he was abducted and taken to the bush for initiation, against his will. Now according to the culture, when he returns he should give away all his possessions to his younger siblings and start afresh. I am worried, where does that leave me and my kids. Should I start packing, should I send him to court hoping I get the majority of the stuff. I have to say, i no longer trust the justice system nowadays especially if the defendent is a member of ANC.

What should I do

Cut into pieces, Cape Town

JadaPinkett
15 Sep 2008 05:17

Hi Dr! I have a problem my friend told me that she never feel his husband when they having sex but they have three children so she's not sure if she can get someone who can satisfy her kwi-sex and she love her husband just like I do luv Will, so please help my freind before she mess up her marriage coz her husband is very happy about her.

Charlie Brown
15 Sep 2008 05:18

LMAO @ Starving in Kaap!!!!!!!!!!
Carino - you and your friend - have you passed such jokes before? Coz sometimes you dont know if you can go there with a friend unless you have always joked around like that before.

Dr Phil I am not stealing your spot light but I had a similiar situation...

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:18

Dear Dr Phil

Sometym ago i "hookd up" with a very cute taxi driver, he was yanga dan me and even his mind was lil, so l8r into the "hook-up" we "un-hooked" due to his lil mind and sturbboness, my problem is lately I seem 2 be getting a lotta attention from his fellow drivers and some are his frends, dunno Y, do u think he did "sungthing"?

Concerned,
Taxi Commuter

andi01
15 Sep 2008 05:19

Dear Dr Phil

I have been married to this guy for sometime now, we have 3 kids together. About 2 weeks ago he was abducted and taken to the bush for initiation, against his will. Now according to the culture, when he returns he should give away all his possessions to his younger siblings and start afresh. I am worried, where does that leave me and my kids. Should I start packing, should I send him to court hoping I get the majority of the stuff. I have to say, i no longer trust the justice system nowadays especially if the defendent is a member of ANC.

What should I do

Cut into pieces, Cape Town

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:22

LMAO @ cut into pieces, tl tl tl tl....

Luksta
15 Sep 2008 05:22

LMBAO, What's wrong with Kaapstad mara he?

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:24

Dear Dr Phil

Sometym ago i "hookd up" with a very cute taxi driver, he was yanga dan me and even his mind was lil, so l8r into the "hook-up" we "un-hooked" due to his lil mind and sturbboness, my problem is lately I seem 2 be getting a lotta attention from his fellow drivers and some are his frends, dunno Y, do u think he did "sungthing"?

Concerned Taxi Commuter,
Noor Taxi Rank

felfel
15 Sep 2008 05:24

ANdie maybe Dr Phil has gone to pay your man a personal visit..........lol

molibelis
15 Sep 2008 05:26

It seems as if he is no where 2 b found, so i will play Dr Phil.@ Starving e kaap,I think u boyfieeeee is geting it somewhere so dump the Bull and have the Dog.

@Distressed The Guy mabye does not know how to do it, so he thought to be silent next time when he calls u,play hard to get 2.

andi01
15 Sep 2008 05:31

@molibelis, I hear you nigga, but do u think it is worth it to dumpmy soulmate bcoz "u think" he is screwing his screwdriver somewhere else???

@ felfel maybe Dr Phil has gone to pay your man a personal visit- i hope Dr Phil can spank his black arse back to horny land.

andi01
15 Sep 2008 05:33

JadaPinkett
15 Sep 2008 05:33

KANTI UPHI DR? USINCEDE NGOKU SIDINGA USIZA PHA

Username
15 Sep 2008 05:35

@ Concerned Taxi Commuter

Did you and Taxi driver cut the cake, maybe his little mind went and bragged about the cake you baked for him and now his fellow little minds want a piece for themselves.

Dr Luvbug, where are you???

and whats wrong with TVSA today, double posts and getting kicked out.

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 05:39

LOL @ Cape Town people and all their issues..........hehehehhe ninezinkinga joe!

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:40

@Username: No he did not cut the cake, he's one of those who are "allergic" 2 latex,lol....but i did take care of him.

Best-Achiever
15 Sep 2008 05:46

ke mathata fela koKaap staad, no wonder i relocated ...LOL

andi01
15 Sep 2008 05:51

Dear Dr Phil

I suggest you bring your black a$$ hear and start to scrutinize us, before I eliminate you, hence you seem to be the element of dissappearance.

Pi&&ed Off,
Kaapteinsklip

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:51

Diya Dokta Feel

I em 29yrs old and meri with one child, I love mai husband so much like a fish loves water, but his mother gets on mai nerves, so I try by ol mints not to col her ka khulu, but when I do col her, she will b commenting on mai child (he is two years, tening 3 in disemba), she wil go on about Y he can not tok full sentences and daz not spik awa langweijkahle, she wants to stay with him at houm so dat he can len to spik our langweij, and my husband is a very khwayet man, he daz not like to tok to munch and this livs me(big mouse) being a bad personb bicos I tok a lot, plis help.

Angry,
Gauteng

Username
15 Sep 2008 05:51

No he did not cut the cake, he's one of those who are "allergic" 2 latex,lol....but i did take care of him.

Then his fellows want to be taken care of by you. Since he obviously went and told, and maybe he added some rajah and pepper to the details of you taking care of him.

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:54

Maybe Dr Phil is still getting a massage from Robin, where's TDC??

awelani
15 Sep 2008 05:57

Then his fellows want to be taken care of by you. Since he obviously went and told, and maybe he added some rajah and pepper to the details of you taking care of him.>>>>>Thank you Ricki Lake, maybe u r ryt, but u know what, um just gonna kick their lil asses to the curb..dont have tym for lil men with lil kinds of things, NX.....

Luksta
15 Sep 2008 05:58

@Awelani - maybe he saw Gaad when you were "taking care" of him, so his mpintshis want to go to heaven also.

andi01
15 Sep 2008 06:03

alo angry Gauteng, ken you ear mi, Ok Gud, i sey kill de mada, tis very nyce to hev a hasband wif no mada, i tel you. (OK i shud go klin de kapet before polis get ear and see dat i kill hasband mada in de house).

Username
15 Sep 2008 06:07

@ Awelani…Glad I could offer some 2cents worth, but couldn’t you have come up with a better name, Ricky Lake, hayikhona…….Judge Judy has a resounding effect than unogatsana u Ricky Lake.

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 06:09

@Awelani - maybe he saw Gaad when you were "taking care" of him, so his mpintshis want to go to heaven also.
LOL @ Luksta

andi01
15 Sep 2008 06:09

Dear Dr Phil

Sometime ago, i bought Velebahleke for my then boyfriend. I dont know how this happened but the plate was eventually eaten by the father in law. me and the boyfriend have since broken up, but the father-in-law is madly inlove with me. I am not chuffed about this coz he is a 77 yr old fart, with no hair and a huge tummy. last sunday in church, he made sex%%%al advances towards me, and I was terrified. I cant blame the old man coz I know its just muti working, and I cant reverse it hence, I cant cook and bring him food, his wife is suspicious already.

Please help.

Terrified, Haartebeeskraal

awelani
15 Sep 2008 06:11

LOL @ Andi01, meibi i shud haya u to kam and do the "job".

@ Luksta, maybe he did, maybe he shud "take care" of his mpintshis himself.

carino
15 Sep 2008 06:13

LOLOLOLOL ROFLMAO at andi and the ANC member's wife letter

awelani
15 Sep 2008 06:15

tl tl tl tl tl @ Terrified...

Cody
15 Sep 2008 06:30

jeez u guys have SERIOUS PROBLEMS lol Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sponono
15 Sep 2008 06:40

LOL @ evri comment...andi01 you are crazy...tl tl tl

felfel
15 Sep 2008 06:41

Andie wazi no Velebahleke, usis'khokho yhuuu.....

Charlie Brown
15 Sep 2008 07:02

WHERE IS DR LUVBUG??!!!!!!!!!!

Andi01 you just killed me!!!!!!!!!!!

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 07:25

well Dr Luvbug is back...and lets fix all yo problems starting with Carino!!

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 07:31

Dear Distressed in CapeTown(Carino)

Has it ever came to yo mind that yo male friend may actually be in love with you?or maybe he is Gay and the idea of a blow job from a woman makes him sick?none the less here is my advice......

Your male frend might have been bussy when you called him,also you did not say how deeper yo frendship is with this male frend of yoz?i need to know if it was his Special day?so that i can be able to give yo a good advice!

so distressed..its high time you look into the bigger picture here?

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 07:41

Dear Awelani

Cut yo Hubby a slice of some peace!first of all here is wat you need to do......Give it to him...I mean Give it to him in the morning,afternoon(a Quicky at his office,and at night! so wen his mUm cums with any sort of yep yeps...he will stick by you! take the anger on the sex!remember man cant say NO to a woman add it to yo advantage!

faraimagic
15 Sep 2008 07:44

well i have some more patientswaiting for me...so i will do this with you tomorrow on our next ep!!!

andi01
15 Sep 2008 07:46

@faraimagic, any advice for (Starving in die Kaap, Cut into pieces Cape Town, and Terriefied Haartebeskraal) from Dr Phil

andi01
15 Sep 2008 07:48

@Sponono, its good to have you back dude, where have you been????

Cande
15 Sep 2008 07:51

Cut into pieces.LMAO!!!

carino
15 Sep 2008 07:54

There's nothing as annoying as this black screen that keeps starring at me when i try to load onto the site...

carino
15 Sep 2008 07:54

There's nothing as annoying as this black screen that keeps starring at me when i try to load onto the site...

carino
15 Sep 2008 07:54

There's nothing as annoying as this black screen that keeps starring at me when i try to load onto the site...

Hello,

carino
15 Sep 2008 07:54

There's nothing as annoying as this black screen that keeps starring at me when i try to load onto the site...

Hello, spopo....

carino
15 Sep 2008 08:01

Dear Dr Luvbug

Thank you for you response...

But this here doesnt make sense... I need some more clarity over this matter.

Dear Distressed in CapeTown(Carino)
Has it ever came to yo mind that yo male friend may actually be in love with you?

monchooza
15 Sep 2008 08:14

Diya Dokta Feel I em 29yrs old and meri with one child, I love mai husband so much like a fish loves water, but his mother gets on mai nerves, so I try by ol mints not to col her ka khulu, but when I do col her, she will b commenting on mai child (he is two years, tening 3 in disemba), she wil go on about Y he can not tok full sentences and daz not spik awa langweijkahle, she wants to stay with him at houm so dat he can len to spik our langweij, and my husband is a very khwayet man, he daz not like to tok to munch and this livs me(big mouse) being a bad personb bicos I tok a lot, plis help. Angry, Gauteng my advise to you.......shut and bhekezela kuyashisha emendweni but hey, vala umlomo

monchooza
15 Sep 2008 08:14

Diya Dokta Feel I em 29yrs old and meri with one child, I love mai husband so much like a fish loves water, but his mother gets on mai nerves, so I try by ol mints not to col her ka khulu, but when I do col her, she will b commenting on mai child (he is two years, tening 3 in disemba), she wil go on about Y he can not tok full sentences and daz not spik awa langweijkahle, she wants to stay with him at houm so dat he can len to spik our langweij, and my husband is a very khwayet man, he daz not like to tok to munch and this livs me(big mouse) being a bad personb bicos I tok a lot, plis help. Angry, Gauteng my advise to you.......shut and bhekezela kuyashisha emendweni but hey, vala umlomo

PY
15 Sep 2008 08:21

Dear Dr Luvbug

I've been going out with A for 5 yrs now.....in the past 3 yrs he cheated on me with more than 1 girls and even impragnated one of them....now he had a 4 year old son.....
I had 4given him 4 everything, we still luv each other....i think he' s changing 4rm his habits....the thing is, he thinks i'm the 1 who's cheating on him now....he had been acusing me of cheating for the past 3 years he said he does'nt trust me at all....early last year I met B & we just clicked...i think it was luv at 1st sight...i was terrified asking myself whats wrong with me.....we are not living in the same kasi but we chat over the phone & when we meet we just kiss & never sika lekeke with him...coz i don't trust him....he's a skoli...& most of the girlz ayazifela ngaye...& my freinds think that he's cute (I agree with them)...A had found out about it & had beaten me up 4 that but we are still 2gether & he keeps on talking about it everyday....

Confused in the
Mother City

tshepiso
15 Sep 2008 08:42

Dear Dr Phil

Please help me, it is pay day today and here is this loan shark waiting for me, and he is not in my budget.

please help

Nevermind
NW

awelani
15 Sep 2008 08:47

Thanx Dr Feel, i will give it to him until kingdom cums and thanks to u 2 Robin (Monchoo).

andi01
15 Sep 2008 08:47

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL

When he cheated and impreganated someone else you never beat him, but now he beats you up when you "alleged" cheat on him. all I can say, this relationship isnt hea;thy for you, you cand do so much better.
A is a cheat, a layer, an abusive mafacka and a paranoid crazy ass nigga you need to kick his black ass, back to Gugulethu.

awelani
15 Sep 2008 08:50

Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

lol @ Nevermind, tl tl tl tl....

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 08:51

Angry, Gauteng my advise to you.......shut and bhekezela kuyashisha emendweni but hey, vala umlomo
hahahah Monchy u're killing me!!

Orie
15 Sep 2008 08:52

Dear Dr Luvbug

I was engaged but mai ex fiance cheated and we brok up, i luv him, he is nyc in bed but, he chit chit chit,, he invited me to his place dis wikend so we can sort tings out, i am scared but i want to go there, Is it love or is it lust.

I feel posting his nkd picture on do not date him.co.za bcos i am angry.. Pls help

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 08:58

LOL @ Nevermind, shem bandla, isn't there an emergency exit that u can leave through, with the loan shark seeing u???

awelani
15 Sep 2008 09:04

OMG Orgie, LOL.

Cande
15 Sep 2008 09:05

LOL @ Tshepiso..tl tl tl...

Orie, i dont think its a good idea...you were doing well without him and now going to speak to him will confuse you more...but the choice is yours gal..

andi01
15 Sep 2008 09:06

@ Orie- he is nyc in bed but, he chit chit chit,, even though you tempted to go there, i think you should ran ran ran (run), he aint good. Once a chit lways a chit, chit chit

andi01
15 Sep 2008 09:07

@ awelani P***Y= Pooky, LOL, just kiding, its that female intuition my darling, female intuition.

mabhebheza
15 Sep 2008 09:07

ROTFLMAO @Nevermind ah shame .....usenjeni moer!

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 09:08

I feel posting his nkd picture on do not date him.co.za bcos i am angry..
@ Orie, don't stoop to his level love, don't post that pic. And besides, u deserve a man that will make u feel that u cannot describe ur satisfaction in bed as nice coz NICE is just too plain for instance u said: "he is nyc in bed".......so gal u deserve more than nice vha??

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:21

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

JadaPinkett
15 Sep 2008 09:23

Dear Dokotela

Help me my breast just got big and I don't like them like this, what's must I do?

JP
California

carino
15 Sep 2008 09:25

And besides, u deserve a man that will make u feel that u cannot describe ur satisfaction in bed as nice coz NICE is just too plain for instance u said:

thatha.. Dr Nonza... thatha...now, who needs to write to that awusie on Move Magazine??? (the black one with a red top)

Cody
15 Sep 2008 09:28

Orie- he is nyc in bed but, he chit chit chit,, even though you tempted to go there, i think you should ran ran ran (run), he aint good. Once a chit lways a chit, chit chit

ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!! KWA KWA KWA. LAF LAF LAF!!

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:29

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:30

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:30

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:30

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:30

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:30

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

Pooky
15 Sep 2008 09:30

@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL
Thank you Andi, now Y do u think its Pooky??

Afternoon good people, kinda busy today maar just popping in to leave this message:

Starving in Kaap & Taxi Commuter ndoniphoxa nina nobabini vah, you little eliphants..i will take up arms and eliminate you, tyini nitheni nah nandiqhela......LOL
Bye yall...heish miss being here

awelani
15 Sep 2008 09:30

who needs to write to that awusie on Move Magazine??? (the black one with a red top) LMAO,tl tl tl tltl.

Help me my breast just got big and I don't like them like this, what's must I do? What?? u crazy gal, u complaining dat pinky and the brain are big? u must b kiddin me..

And wena Chiny aka Pooky, manje mina ngi ngena kuphi, i was only asking Keketso if she was sure dat PY is Pooky? i think u must go bek to Sterkfontein, ur head still needs to be examined, lol, miss u gal.

awelani
15 Sep 2008 09:34

we eard u pooky, go easy on the keybod, pls.

LOL @ Andi.

Offtopik, guys where's DMath @?? I really miss her.

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 09:36

Help me my breast just got big and I don't like them like this, what's must I do?
@ Jada - U can always learn to love them, as matter of fact, u propbablly look even sexier with ur bigger breasts, and I'm I'm sure ur husband also enjoys the extra comfort, so stop complaining and be confident in ur new look.

thatha.. Dr Nonza... thatha...now, who needs to write to that awusie on Move Magazine??? (the black one with a red top)
hahah I hate that mama's advice, she is pathetic Carino.

Orie
15 Sep 2008 09:46

Eishh, I hear U all, Dr's Oz......Filll I will ran ran ran with my little punananananana

andi01
15 Sep 2008 09:48

LAF LAF LAF @ Khodeyi, whatup my nigga ROTFLMBAOL
@awelani:i was only asking Keketso if she was sure dat PY is Pooky?. nigga please chill aiyt, you dont have to bring Keketso into dis now dawg, ayyt LOL

myname
15 Sep 2008 09:54

ROTFLMAOL 2 all of u guys. I missed again......BTW Good afternoon & gudbye

Nonny
15 Sep 2008 09:57

Bhabhayi Myname....

myname
15 Sep 2008 10:03

Bye Nonny standwa sam bezisiwa la ekhaya (in Phila's voice)

Jada Smith
15 Sep 2008 10:06

@faraimagic "well i have some more patientswaiting for me...so i will do this with you tomorrow on our next ep!!!"

I just don't understand a doctor who up and leaves us without a substitution doctor.

ROTFLMAO to andi01 and awelani

LM
15 Sep 2008 10:11

LMAO
yekelani uSis Anne bakithi...tl tl tl tl tl

Segololo
15 Sep 2008 12:33

Dokthor fiiillll

AYE AM ADIKTOD TO TELIVSHUN, AYE KONT WERK COUS AYE MIZZ TELIVSHUN! HOLP MI FKUS.

ADIKT, BOKSBURG

Floh
16 Sep 2008 16:36

I am loving all your posts, you guys are hillarios, exp Andi01

What's up Taxi Commuter in Noord, how are tsotsi's there?

faraimagic
17 Sep 2008 09:52

well Patients Yo Doctor has been very Bussy with Other patients who really pay money in Cash so thats why i had to run so F#@k FREE Service..HI hi hi hi

Well i have been also triying to log here and coudn't get thru thats why we had a late response!

And yes i had one patient last week asking me on How to do a better BJ to her husband! but the problem is i dint know how to advice her so i did tell her that i did not know wat a BJ is,then she lashed at me saying a Blow Job,but still i insisted!
So she said she could show me.....which i agreed!.....So to all my Female patients who are coming to me asking about Bj's???i keep saying i dont know wat it is...do you mind showing me?

faraimagic
17 Sep 2008 09:57

JP yo breasts getting bigger is not a problem!its called A GENETIC LOTTERY!let you man play with those twins maaar pliz dont show then in public ...those are yo man's titys...you also didnt say how old you are?so if you are 40 yes those are your Man's Titys,maar if you are 20 those are community Titys(addapted from Chris Rock!)

faraimagic
17 Sep 2008 09:59

Segololo LOL IM not CHINEESE!

faraimagic
18 Sep 2008 03:51

PY
18 Sep 2008 06:59

@And01@PY- is that you my Pooky girl, LOL ...thanx for the reply...but m not Pooky...but i'll love to b ur PY girl.....
A is a cheat, a layer, an abusive mafacka and a paranoid crazy ass nigga you need to kick his black ass, back to Gugulethu. HA..HA..HA...HA.HAH..TL.TL..TL...TL....

faraimagic... i would like ur advice...pls scroll up & read through my problem

andi01
18 Sep 2008 07:43

@PY-rest assured my dear yor are my PY, in my heart there is plenty of space for everyone

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

faraimagic
22 Sep 2008 11:53

PY here is wat you need to do...........A has been cheating on you from day one but you never noticed that,so he deserves wat ever coming to him for you are now doing the things he did to you! now ypou did not highlight how closer you and B have grown but my gut feeling is you shud go for B,as he seenms like a good guy!as for A you have forgiven him so many times that he has you in his palm of his hands,he will control the living *bleep!* out of you if you dont act up and find happiness somewhere else!
if you are so sure that you are falling in luv with B,then woman you need to make B happy starting from this point.....A is a serial cheater and beliv you me he will do it again!over and over again...you know why?????coz he knows you will forgive him!

Now this goes out to all you women out there.if yo man cheats on you...WALK OUT! you are not a dog and you deserve better,you deserve a Romeo!

just a question to ask...Why is it wen a man finds out that his gel is cheating,the whole thing ends????maar if a woman finds out kuthi her man is cheating,they will talk it over and continue like nothing wrong ever happened????this is why man take advantage of women!Yes the sexx is good but you can find someone who will F#@K you Ten times more than your cheater lover!!!THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE!be patient!thats all it talks...he cheats his gone!NO excuses....coz it simply means his getting it better somewhere so let it be...DOnt SACRIFICE YOUR OWN HAPPINESS! for an A$$HOLE!!!NO NO NO NEVER!DUMP HIS ASS..the first time he cheats on you!...wat happened to the word commitment?

hope ypou are answered!

Brown Shuga
22 Sep 2008 12:43

Hi Farai...it's been a while!

faraimagic
25 Sep 2008 09:29

BS heeeeeeeeey! i will call u.are you numbers still 0827563751?

faraimagic
25 Sep 2008 09:30

carino
25 Sep 2008 09:40

Farai... Farai.... Farai....Farai.... what did i just tell you now???

Dont insult the London Professors now-o!.....

cuz-cuz
25 Sep 2008 09:48

you Luv yo articles Fara , That great man

Sexyzimasa
25 Sep 2008 09:56

WTF

faraimagic
25 Sep 2008 09:56

Thanx cuz-cuz..

faraimagic
25 Sep 2008 09:57

Thanx cuz-cuz..

faraimagic
30 Oct 2008 13:08

Dear Dr....

There is an Article i read today maar ever since i have been Puking!i have gone to the toilet so many times that i have lost weight!pliz i need your hepl a.s.a.p
the Article is talking about RGB and our frend Kuli Roberts!...pliz this is making me sick!

From Doctor Sangoma!

faraimagic
30 Oct 2008 13:08

Dear Dr....

There is an Article i read today maar ever since i have been Puking!i have gone to the toilet so many times that i have lost weight!pliz i need your hepl a.s.a.p
the Article is talking about RGB and our frend Kuli Roberts!...pliz this is making me sick!

From Doctor Sangoma!

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