Well its been embarrasing and emotional but now we joke about it.....
THE GAG!Gag......During the Xenophobic Violence .......
While on the streets looking for foreingers they came across one Nigerian dude ,so they asked him to prove if he was a South African and here is how it all went down!!!!
The Gang "Man where are you from?
"
Nigerian Dude "nx
ah Me Im a South Africanooh!
In a deep Nigerian Accent
The Gang "Ok fine can you prove it by singing the National Anthem?"
Nigerian Dude"fine thats not a problem......"
In his high voice...."hau lethe muchine wami,muchine wam hau lethe muchine wam ,muchine wam hau lethe">>>>>.wats the spelling>? Mushine/Muchine/Mchine?LOL
you dont wana know wat happened to him after that!
GAG 2.......Traffic cops are the only people who go to work and Hide!
NOVELTIES
F@#k MILK TITS where are the WHISKEY TITS?
Novelty 2......My Pa can Kick your Pa's A$$.....
Novelty 3...Roses are red pricles are green Babie i love your legs and whats in-between!
bring the lines!...post them here!
No dirty ones P.L.E.A.S.E