Until the next man comes along saying "
Hey beutiful can i buy you a drink?" keep saying the
THERAPEUTIC word
BASTARD<BASTARD<BASTARD till its out of you system.....
Really women do think men are Bastards!
GIRLS,Men are vry much aware of the fact that women have moved light years from there mothers and are quite capable of Viper-ish viscousness Which would make 101 DALMATIAN'S CRUELLA de VILLE seem like a tooth fairy.
We Man also get nervous when you women choose to resolve problems in the Bedroom_WHY MARA? I ASK?
There is quite different types of Bastards(MAN)..here are some that i have gathered for you to compare.
(1)THE SENSITIVE SOUL TYPE
-this guy is the sensetive,Caring,Wounded type,who women will find Skulking around Town,Location,North,South,East and West,The Gym,The Bar,The Club...Irrespective of where they come from and what he does......
-This type of guys have one thing in common_____-THEY ARE CON ARTISTS SUPREME
-He will convince you that he loves you and when you begin to doubt or question that,he will pull the "SNOT eN Trane" routine
-then he will tell you how afraid he is of getting Hurt and Used...
-women wised up to this perfomance,but still find it difficult to turn away the one who pleads being wounded.....by another women.
-this type turns to work most of the times!...i mean ,Women just cant stand it when a sister hurts a man.
She steps in to heal him,she has to prove to him that she can save him and show the other women how it must be done...
well TO MANY OF YOU WOMEN WHO HAVE EXPIRIENCED THIS SNAKY KIND...you will know that much more healing is required for you once the Bastard decides to take off the bandages and move on....
Advice------Dont give a f@#k who hurts his Black a$$ or why they hurt him,becoz the Bastsrd is going to hurt you instead or anyway!
(2)The Bachelor Flat Type
-this guy is a women's designer devil in disguise and the Bastsrd to be feard..the D&G,Armani,Prada,The Gavin Rajah,Enzo Munari,Ephraim-Clad smoothie is DENGEROUS.....becoz HE WILL NEVER ALLOW YOU A FOOT in the door if there isnt a agenda which STARTS at the COFFEE table and ends up in His BEDROOM..
-this bastard doesn't change his cell digits or loose it,he always do sim swop-----------his phone is never off scared he will lose contact.instead he puts the damn phone on silent then leaves it for the voice mail service to do the answering for him.
Genarally mummy's boy------wants to get married and settle down soooome day...
how evermarriege and children are two different things,he makes better father than husband
-he will try to CON you with the LOBOLA SPEECH but his ethnic roots only extend as far as the drop suspension on his VR6.
(3)The Liberated Bastard(GADGET BOY)
he is a bit complicated to deal with-Obsessed with ,Ipods,Computers,PHONES,DVD"S feels rather intimidated by women
He manufacters the art of being completely comfortable and open in their presence
-Agrees with most of the critisms you have about men
-he enjoys the attention but cant actually cope with the Discovey that women are POWERFUL,LUSTING,NEEDING,THINKING,TALKING,Human beings just like he is!
Despite his new found openness,the Bastard still find it uncomfortable when informed women do FART and yes they do bleed out of there Vaginas!
The Marriege issue terrifies him the most
He tells you that he loves kids and TRY to IMPRESS YOU by inviting you along on a visit to the ZOO with his little NIECES and NEPHEWS...but watch his TRUE colours emerge when his girl friend tell him thet she might be pregnant....
(4)The Die Hard Conservative
Hip HOP flops when it comes to dressing,seeks adventure by wearing RED underwear!
he knows almost everything there is to know..so dont be surprised if he wants to iron the condom first..he he he he LOL....
The younger one still very optimistic,he goes out in search of a virgin bride----in 2008 hah!Might Be aware of how to please a woman Sexually but too selfish to act upon it.
The married ones cherish their children and see their wives as the nurture and themselves as the provide and source of all knowledge and power vested.
(5)The Camel Man
This one accepts that women are no longer asking for equality,they are just doing what they have to do.
-Very small percentage...Feels very uncomfortable when sex is not a sure thing and often still view the womenas their conquest...This CAMEL----EON has many internal barriers and before long he is going to resort toMALE GROUP THERAPY..
True to his adventurous Streak,he gets turned on by BISEXUAL WOMEN,and woud love to watch while you make love to your female lover!
He wears clothes to accentuate his body,but Ironically these clothes resemble WOMENSWEAR.
Its really frightening to think that men are so environmentally unfriendly that the onl way women might be able to redeem us is by CONSTANTLY have us RECYCLED!
Bottom line is.....Irrespective of how much women bitch about MAN....They CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT US,be their Fathers,Brothers,Sons,Husbands or Lovers...We Men are Beautiful and INTRIGUING!
Women must just live with it and accept the fact....YOU ARE WOMEN and NOT MEN!
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