JUST SHOOT ME!

Written by faraimagic from the blog CELEB SPY on 16 May 2008
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If i cant say the word F@#K the i can write it!or the other way round,otherwise how do you explain the wearing of very dark sunglasses at night,or the wearing of shiny clothesin day light afternoon or the greasy hair,shiny face and still pose for a photographer to take a photo......and expect me not to say that word...DUH!

Now a classic one..one president that we all know posed in front of a whole lot of cameras,smilled and declared that there was no CRISIS in ZIMBABWE...i was pissed....again i wasn't allowed to use that word....................

then there is the IDIOTS slush IDOLS....aaaaw gawd!..most of these wana be musos cant even sing,what a pain in the A$$ i mean EYES,still i have to watch DSTV playing the same thing over and over again..think no one has had the balls to say that one word to DSTV.....DSTV shud be for free...
you shud see the models possing for the DSTV photos..like its special or something...JUST SHOOT ME

So wat happens if a radio DJ or TV presenter says that word live on air.ooh i forgot to write it...the word F@#K or KAFFIR(cant sensor this one)...?DOnt answer that they will probably prepare you for some SHOOTS blah blah blah blah...and make you or force you to apologise publicly....
JUST DONT SAY THAT WORD! YOU AIN"T ALLOWED TO! he he he he

i know you cant wait for your chance...im officially giving it to you...but eeey not so fast.....instead use JUST SHOOT ME...replacing the word FU@K...hahh got you You still aint allowed to use that word.....

JUST SHOOT THEM!

5 Comments

faraimagic
16 May 2008 04:19

You have heard it but cudn't say it...JUST SHOOT ME>>>read and enjoy

Nonny
16 May 2008 04:26

Fara, I haven't read ur article yet I saw the word F*@K, I thought I'd let u know some bloggers can't access blogs that have vulgar language coz of company policies. So rather swop the words around and then more people will het to see ur article!!!!
eg. FCUK

faraimagic
16 May 2008 04:27

will do that...thanx

faraimagic
16 May 2008 04:35

well i have realized that DSTV doesnt care about our feelings...they just want their monthly cash at the end of the month for that eeeish they show us! wat the JUST SHOOT ME is up with them?

Fluffy Head
16 May 2008 05:08

I dislike the fact that a site call TV (television) sa has fewer articles about TV each day...It has turned into an advice column...(I'm guilty of that too, eish)...If its not relationships or fashion, then its debts, ex's, Mr 2010 or anything under the sun but TV....

Aight, Just Shoot Me

Can someone offer me a pistol (this is beta done by me than anyone else) I hate the following about DSTV

1. How many times do you have to repeat the Idols East and Southern africa auditions before you are convinced that we got the point...Re-run BBA 2 or something just not the awful auditions.

2. How many repeats of these shows do we have to seat through every weekend before we are allowed to shoot the screen as well...The Ellen Degeneres Show, Project Runway, Janice Dicknson Modelling agency, Extreme Makeover - Home Edition, Are you smarter than a fifth grader - SA....The whole freaking weekend...You must be joking seriously.'

3. What's the point of repeating the first season of Ugly Betty on Go if its gonna play at the same time and the 2nd season...It does not take an smart AR$e to realise that you are wasting your time and really pissing fluffy off.

4. How many times do seasons have to be stopped halfway just to accomodate the Americans...Nuckle heads, don't start showing it untill you have sorted out all your contract issues...

Where is that pistol...

Now I've vented my issues....I'm fine and am gonna take cover.