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Written by faraimagic from the blog CELEB SPY on 23 Apr 2008
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I have been bussy doing some spying and minding my own business lately,but i did not miss the chance to watch IDOLS...so that i can have some blasts!

0 out of 10 to the Malawi IDIOTS wana be....sorry i mean IDOLS......

another 0/10 goes to PRESIDENT THABO MBEKI and his frend MUGABE for noticing that there is no crisis in ZIM......

7/10 to Zim IDIOTS wana be...that was good,shows there is lots of talent in Zim(eish sorry i ment IDOLS)

2/10 UNCOOL to the boyfrend and gelfrend of the so called GANGS OF INSTRUMENTAL next time you must know who you lie to.....im still waiting for you guys to come get yo box!!!!!(its magic)

10/10 to Mzambiya for putting on a great perfomance in BRITS ....Mfanha keep it up....ooooh and next time be in time.!

99/10 to tvsa for keeping us going....cool!

Sundowns 4/10 cool for wining against Kaizer.....but 1/10 uncool to one of the players who happenes to be very tall....for trying to shela that chick working at the airport @ virgin airlines we were all watching you bro!!!

i dont know wat else to say but i know you guys wont let me down.....eventa kokozah! (make something up!)

124 Comments

faraimagic
24 Apr 2008 11:48

out of 10 i wud give -19 to ESKOM for keeping us in the dark every Tuesday....eish how many times must i move mara?

faraimagic
24 Apr 2008 11:50

1 out of 10 to Queen Moroka's(SOPHIE NDABA) new boyfrend...if that was yo boyfrend that i saw you with at PIATO last week wen EISHKOM decided to liv us in the dark last Tuesday.......who is he?

mabhebheza
24 Apr 2008 12:01

-3/10 Thabo Mbeki's and his ignorance
10/10 Sunay aka Kelly( rythm city) acting skills haai sana u gud ..her bitchy tactics ...especially 2nite shiftin the blame when she almost got busted with Miles..
0.00031/10 4the on our ecomy rates increasing & petrol prices goin up..tjeerr

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 04:10

3/10 to Ushers new song love this club! wats the difference from yeah?

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 04:24

10\10 to me for blogging alone.....yho i love tvsa?...............

Nonny mngani wani kuf,kuf,kuf(*****)(searching) ,upi?

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 04:30

Im really starting to feel like those guys from IDIOTS now....was not here for almost 2wks,then i get the chance,guess wat no 1 is home!!!

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 04:32

eish i must get that word out of my mind neh....I ment IDOLS.....not idiots!LOL

Cnglemother
25 Apr 2008 04:35

Hawu Fara we are still thinking - we are gonna reply. what did the couple of the gang of of instrumentals do mara hey? you and yo celebs?

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 04:41

eish...i will be selfish if i blow it up here......mara if i go smoke i will spill the beans!LMAO watch this space!

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 04:42

i mean the guy is cool...but the girl????LOL she practicaly ade the guy to lie to me hi hi hi hi women power!hope they wont slap me next time i see them!

myname
25 Apr 2008 04:46

lol 2 fara 4 blogging alone

Cnglemother
25 Apr 2008 04:51

myname he is blogging with me LOL!

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 04:52

This Artitle is 1/10....1 just for writing something.......ngiyadlala

myname
25 Apr 2008 04:55

ok fara tell us whats up with GI & again can u tell mi why they always exclude that dreadloks guy or GI is Tumi & Mandla

myname
25 Apr 2008 05:04

hey cinglemum now i recognize ur Voice LOL Hey babes

myname
25 Apr 2008 05:13

ok im going to lunch, i wil b back at 2

Charlie Brown
25 Apr 2008 05:27

10/10 for Usher's Remix of Love in this Clus feat. Beyonce - that girl is the golden everything she touches turns gold! Love the song!

belz
25 Apr 2008 05:34

eventa kokozah! (make something up!) > LOL!

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 05:52

"Nonny mngani wani kuf,kuf,kuf(*****)(searching) ,upi?"
Hey there Fara, I'm here, it's just that on pay day ngiyi can-get-can't tholakala......LOL.........eish *scratching my head* let me see what can I rate that won't offend anyone.......*still thinking*

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 05:54

I meant - can't-get-can't-tholakala............

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 06:03

1/10: not having anything to say
10/10: seeing you on my screen-hey Farai, gud to see you back-however temporary
1/10: you not telling us what GI did: isn't this site abt gossip kanti?

Segololo
25 Apr 2008 06:04

Harambe24 - 10/10 for being sexually adventurers
Nonny - 7/10 blogger always on the site even at nite
Charlie - 6/10 fascinating new blogger
Sponono and monchooza - 6/10 for being the only males that would give a male perspective on sometimes "woman" issues

myname
25 Apr 2008 06:06

Nonny can u loan me iklipa im so damn broke & there is an uninvited guest coming today eish why people do this anyway? Nxxx

sponono
25 Apr 2008 06:07

LOL @ monchooza rating the blog...hi hi hi esih you guys are hilarioushi hi hi hi farai...uyaz'bloggella yoself awudlali...hi hi hi

Simmone
25 Apr 2008 06:09

10/10 Payday, long weekend and being Friday today.

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 06:10

"Nonny - 7/10 blogger always on the site even at nite"
@ Sego, how did u know that I am sometimes here at night coz even if I'm online, I seldom respond???

myname
25 Apr 2008 06:13

im so jealous Simmone.........i wish i was u sana

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 06:15

"Nonny can u loan me iklipa im so damn broke & there is an uninvited guest coming today eish why people do this anyway? Nxxx"
LMAO, ok thatha mi icyber loan.........LOL........Now if the guest is univited then why are u stressing Myname? mina if I were u I'd tell them days are tough so they must cater for themselves!!!! Just go home and cook ur phuthi wehlise ngombhubudla *like u normally do when days are dark.........LOL*, and the guest complains tell them vele awubamemanga..........LOL

Segololo
25 Apr 2008 06:16

Nonny: In the Martin (Lawrence) voice "I can see you"

myname
25 Apr 2008 06:17

and then when is fara? plz dont make me dry babes lol

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 06:24

Nonny: In the Martin (Lawrence) voice "I can see you"
Sego - Gal, u lying, u are were just taking a guess.........hehehe usile wena (u are sly)

myname
25 Apr 2008 06:25

@Nonny yhazi its true love..............and i already told her ukuba this month is terrible so she must understand. Days are not always the same & i can survive with my papa & eggs...............

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 06:27

1/10 on the fact that its pay day for a lot of people and and also its a long weekend....so people will be drnking their pays bese kumele sibaboloke imali yokugibela.......eish and if we dont borrow them ...izitshheele(spelling) zakhona yesses

Y4K
25 Apr 2008 06:27

10/10 it's my farewell today , kufriday, we having a braai with friend-collueages.
1/10 I have n't found a babysitter, to lookout for my son till 9
0/10 I 've left my cellphone at home

myname
25 Apr 2008 06:38

0/10 4 being broke like this Woza 30th but its so far maan............0/10 for my boss eating nice maar im eating pap & chicken with no veg mffimmmmmmm. 0/10 for this person coming to my place with no invitation & i wanted 2 b ALONE for Petes sake...............

nomag001
25 Apr 2008 06:41

10/10 to never running out of things to blog about on TVSA....

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 06:44

@Myname..... i wanted 2 b ALONE for Petes sake...............

so you are really not broke you are just waiting to see your Pete......Hmnnn

sponono
25 Apr 2008 06:49

10/10 for the house music on the link below   link

http://www.sky.fm/    soulful house

haaayi cha iyasho ingoma on this link yesesss   its just perrrrrfect friday mood house tryi them....

ngyijayivan" "etheshweni" njengamanje

sponono
25 Apr 2008 06:51

0/10 for sudden friends who follow you "masekuphume izimali zakho"..(when you get your pension payout..)....LOL

belz
25 Apr 2008 06:53

monchooza, hahahahahahahahahahah, yah maan uMyname just wants to be alone for John's sake

sponono
25 Apr 2008 06:58

10/10 for innovation or is it creativity to the new blogger who's name is Yehake which (if i understand it correctly) literary is a *sigh* like wo-heh ...now THAT is creative

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 07:01

"0/10 for sudden friends who follow you "masekuphume izimali zakho"..(when you get your pension payout..)....LOL"...........Sponono u are killing me tl tl tl..........hehehe.......

Ok, finally I have a rating:
10/10 for TVSA bloggers ability to make something out of nothing *through the funny replies ngisho umbhedo we article igcina imnandi*.............LOL

myname
25 Apr 2008 07:03

lol moncy & belz so u want me 2 say i wanted 2 b alone for Myself's sake ............hayi sana ni-wrongo

myname
25 Apr 2008 07:07

lol spospo uthi he is Whoooshini

TheLady
25 Apr 2008 07:09

0/10 for the looong weekend I'll spend in bed with curtains drawn if I don't get paid tomorrow...am gonna miss out on some yummy dude from Benoni...hmmm

0/10 for booking for my car's major service today- am sooo broke I had to cancel...damn obasi for ukungasiholisi today

Simmone
25 Apr 2008 07:09

@ Myname………since 12am today, I do not answer private calls, numbers I have never seen or saved in my phonebook and I especially do not answer calls from my long lost cousins, aunties and brother in-laws who happen to be shweshile at my house and very broke. I had to tell my aunt I am not a dumping ground for ono holiday.

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:11

ye hake

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 07:18

10/10 for umdavazo wakule weekend

Y4K
25 Apr 2008 07:21

@monchooza- suyithetha lonto sana ndine Weekend Special, ayimnandi!

Cande
25 Apr 2008 07:22

0/10 for Andile Carelse's hairstyle on this week's Khumbulekhaya episode..haiye sisis

carino
25 Apr 2008 07:23

10/10 for umdavazo wakule weekend

Seconded.

sponono
25 Apr 2008 07:28

bloggeers please reply to Yeha ke's article about munchus and children its nice....

http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=mychildandmyman&ArticleID=7731

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:31

LMAO Cande!!! Wondered abt that electrocuted look as well!!

myname
25 Apr 2008 07:32

LOL Simmone thats the spirit girl/boy............... mna my aunt sent me a "PLZ CALL AIRTIME" yesterday & this month akotholi nicks i will make sure even leye R5

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 07:32

How sweet of u Sponza, we are making our way there khululeka........

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:36

mna my aunt sent me a "PLZ CALL AIRTIME" yesterday & this month akotholi nicks i will make sure even leye R5

hahahahahahaha!!!!

JustMe
25 Apr 2008 07:38

Hi Bloggers! I love you guys & I decided to register myself!
0/10 for my boo to for visiting his family in Limpopo for the looooong wekend!
Eish mara!

JustMe
25 Apr 2008 07:43

Hi Bloggers! I love you guys & I decided to register myself!
0/10 for my boo for visiting his family in Limpopo for the looooong wekend!
Eish mara!

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 07:43

Yho mablogas i give my white ass boss -5/10 for taking a holiday and insisting that even on such a jam packed weekend we leave at 5, that is not on!! and @Toxic your aunt uyavuya, plz call atym,((hif,hif,hif,heee, yhu!)) thats realy nasty of her but funny, **laughing with teary eyes**

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:45

@Toxic your aunt uyavuya, plz call atym,((hif,hif,hif,heee, yhu!)) thats realy nasty of her but funny, **laughing with teary eyes**

it's myname's aunt, YH~

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 07:46

0\10 to Eshkom for doing it again.....even in Bloem....why mara?

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 07:47

J-Girl
25 Apr 2008 07:48

Andile Carelse's hairstyle on this week's Khumbulekhaya episode..haiye sisis - LOL!!!!!!!!! yho i burst out laughing when i saw her!

10/10 to my dept head for giving us the 2 days off next week, and it wont even dent our annual leave days accumulated. You are one lovely boss lady Mam!!

-10/10 to my ex for laughing at me yesterday when i saw him at the shops, ndiyi clown na?

10/10 to all of you for keeping me entertained the last couple of months since discovering tvsa!

Much Love,

Enjoy Monday, Thursday and Friday off!

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 07:49

What's so sp[ecial about Bloem that u mustn't recieve loadshedding Fara?...........LOL

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:50

Andile Carelse's hairstyle on this week's Khumbulekhaya episode..haiye sisis - LOL!!!!!!!!! yho i burst out laughing when i saw her!

J-Girl, i was so hoping for a recap cause i wanted to comment on it...damn what was she thinking??????????????

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 07:51

hau madoda.....J-Girl what where you thinking stalking yo ex??LOL 1/10 to that..hi hi hi hi!

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:52

10/10 to my dept head for giving us the 2 days off next week, and it wont even dent our annual leave days accumulated. You are one lovely boss lady Mam!!

The Height of Laziness

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:53

What's so sp[ecial about Bloem that u mustn't recieve loadshedding Fara?...........LOL

like honestly!! did u think Eskom is a gauteng thing FArai?

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:54

Baby "B" added Andile Ncube to their friends list

LOL@this!

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 07:54

Nonny yo Bloem is special coz i have to polish my Afrikaans...these people cant speak Engles!hi hi hi LOL ...and the fact that im away from home so i must be reminded about my broken dark nights.

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 07:56

Yho sori man @Toxic that was meant for gamalam(myname), it was funny anyhow! so magenge what is the plan for this weekend epakishileyo(jam packed)? and as for Faraishizniz you should be glad that this eskom dude won't be load sheddin on our faces this weekend**wink**

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 07:57

Tox i thot ya ...its a gauteng thing...i mean all the lights in S.A are in joburg!hi hi hi hi why do you think they call it the city of Gold? LMAO

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 07:58

see u got jokes@Farai

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 07:59

tshepiso
25 Apr 2008 08:00

10/10 for K Mbeu and K Khumalo for getting a lift to Sun City

tshepiso
25 Apr 2008 08:00

10/10 for K Mbeu and K Khumalo for getting a lift to Sun City at

belz
25 Apr 2008 08:00

Baby "B" added Andile Ncube to their friends list
hahahahahahahahahah, oh Thixo.

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 08:00

LOL you officially became my best frend for calling me ....wat was that FARAISHIZNIZ.......wat a call name...why didnt i think of that..???you did it girl...mwah ,mwah,mwah!!!!(((((smilling ear to ear)))))).....@Yehake

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 08:02

tsepiso......LOL...LOL

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 08:04

"10/10 to my ex for laughing at me yesterday when i saw him at the shops, ndiyi clown na?"
Don't tell me u had a mfazi okhathele look J-Girl???..............LOL

belz
25 Apr 2008 08:04

uchazeke blind blind farai neh? kunini uLOLa.

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:05

tshepiso, say what???????

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:07

uchazeke blind blind farai neh? kunini uLOLa.

LMAO Belz!!!! U just reminded me why i missed yr presence around here

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 08:07

"Baby "B" added Andile Ncube to their friends list
hahahahahahahahahah, oh Thixo."
Oh no she didnt...........kwa kwa kwa kwa.........who knows maybe Baby B & Andile Ncube communicate via PM's and they actually are friends...........heheheheeh

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 08:07

Yehake....uyazini? im going to brew KOROBELA for you!!!nawe futhi Belz...LOL ya im still laughing.....

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:10

"its a gauteng thing...i mean all the lights in S.A are in joburg!hi hi hi hi why do you think they call it the city of Gold" what would jozi be like on a friday(ziyawa nite) in the clubz he? candle lit dance floors and wigs catching fire ((hee,hee, bah,bah,bah)) cool thought !! what you think @Faraishiz? as for Mbeu and Khumalo what goes up will come down (like a rock solid mbhoshongo going limp)!

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:10

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:11

myname
25 Apr 2008 08:13

LMAOL @Toxic for exposing BabyB, what are u doing to the child? LOL........................Guys thanks 4 brightening my Friday & plz luk after yourshelves eish sorry yourselves kule long weekend & keep being beautiful. Bye Mncwaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:13

haibo, tha was not an emphasis just interlessnessness!!

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 08:14

ok guys let me call people that i know to give me the whole juice on the KellyMbau mary-go-round......watch this space.........

yho people wud die in jozi if the lights go off in the clubs...

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:16

bathong Tshepiso o ele kae kanti? O bua ka eng? Bathotse lift e yang kae or e tlogang kae?

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 08:17

Toxic.....in Engles aseblif?

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:18

i can't wait for the weekend to begin (x2)((dancing like mandela after abit of wine))singing "you give me joy, by fresh"((dancing like zuma after a bit of beer)) yelele!!

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 08:20

"candle lit dance floors and wigs catching fire ((hee,hee, bah,bah,bah)) cool thought !!"
ROTFLMAO, Yehake! the image of wigs catching a fire is just too much...........LOL

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:21

Wow Farai..exposing your Afrkns knowledge......hayi man, it's an official language, consult!!

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:22

an @Tox, plz man the sotho or tswana is confusing! mna am worried where is the Nonn gal?

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:25

YHK, for you gal i'll translate:

bathong Tshepiso o ele kae kanti? O bua ka eng? Bathotse lift e yang kae or e tlogang kae?

bandla, Tshepiso uye phi kanti? Ukhuluma ngani? Bathole e lift eya kuphi noma e phuma kuphi?

Farai wena, i'll give you sotho lessons one day *wink*

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:26

AND BYTHE WAY Tox you haven't said what your plans are for this weekend, and that also goes for you, Nonn , Gamalam(Myname),Fraizt!

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:30

am signing of ma Jimbos Twaz lovely talk to you soon!!

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 08:31

I aint responding to nothing Yehake! till I'm called by my full name which is Nonny, I ain't Nonn............LOL...........*No I ain't throwing a Baby Dinice tantrum guys, just clearing the air phela next thing u know I'll be called NO*..........LOL

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:31

am gonna mis you((snifing tears)) ((yahhh!))**crying ma ass out**

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:33

@Nonny lmao wiil do ma ma rock solid!! so what you say!

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 08:33

Mina when I say ur name I even put that exclamation mark at the end Yehake! - u see, so why can't u just say/write Nonny?...........LOL

Neways cheers sisi, u are such a great addition to the TVSA family!!!

Yehake!
25 Apr 2008 08:36

Have fun ma-Eh!! and safe sex, t'would be sad having to visit you guys(any of you) in a cyber hosipital coz of sum ghonnorea!

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 08:40

Bhabhayi Yeh!

and No*...LMAO!!!

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 08:49

and No*...LMAO!!!
@ Tox, don't u even dare........LOL

@ Yehake! if u are still around plz check out my responses & the few others......LOL.......kuzolunga bandla on ur child vs man article, kuyokusisiza dadewethu.

@ Tox, I know I am not suppose to encourage the use of the vernac eTVSA, but I must say ur Zulu is impressive gal, especially the response at the child vs man blog, I actually have a hard feeling u typed that on ur own........LOL...........keep it up, uza kahle!!!!

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 08:53

@ Tox - I meant - I actually find it hard believing u typed it on ur own!!!

monchooza
25 Apr 2008 08:59

have a wonderful very safe and full of Alcohol long weekend bafwethu, remember to use aboManto when ever we engage in Umdavazo.....till i see you again Tuesday...those who could not negotiate to be off the whole week....abanye abantu banenhlanhla yaz

Nonny
25 Apr 2008 09:03

Cheers everybody

Have a safe weekend and who ever's travelling long distance eg. Cnglemum, plz travel with the Lord, yall know angisindisiwe *not even close to it* but ngiyamazi uJesu, so plz nibe nohambo oluhle.

Pinkpoodle
25 Apr 2008 09:06

0/10 to my boss for sitting at my desk the whole afternoon and missed out on blogging

Toxic
25 Apr 2008 09:09

LOL Pink, i know that feeling so well shem!!!!! My boss is one of those people that like sitting on people's desk-even if she tells me to do smthng she stands right next to me to see that i am actually doing it! Eish

We No* (i swear this is the last time i call you this!!), i actually studied Zulu for a year in primary so i remember quite a bit about the ' and the spelling, mara ngiyabonga mzalwane he he he

belz
25 Apr 2008 09:10

Uzomresista kanjane esefikile uYehake, yah neh!!! ghonorrea, yazi that name scares me.

Pinkpoodle
25 Apr 2008 09:16

Oh well time to go home great weekend peeps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faraimagic
25 Apr 2008 12:51

wow Tox!!i can speak basic sotho mara i cant read it...if the offer is still on how soon must i start the lessons?

Floh
25 Apr 2008 13:43

10/10 for Sbuda for moving from Ukhozi to Y, and will be earning R100 000 a month and shares on his own show , how do you do it Sbuda, please share. Were you born covered witha lucky blanket mfana................eish , eish,

cg
25 Apr 2008 14:29

0/10 for Ek'sdom for making my payday helll......i could nt withdraw cash cause of their nonsense loadshedding.......mnciiiiiiiiiiiiiii...... and could not blog afterwards
10/10 to Andile Ncube for moving from Live to wherever he is going.....kuhle boy ukunika abanye ichance.....wanda who will be replacing you..he/she better be good.....
and 3/10 goes to mtn and its sama organisers for always taking the sama's to north west.....abeze ngani ethekwini...or sumwhere else..

Floh
25 Apr 2008 14:32

TVSA has taken all the good names neh! what this mara, YEHAKE! noma ungaba iHOKO kubizeka kangcono.......

Have a safe looooooooooong weekend, some of us couldn't negotiate, we here kwasathane.

cg
25 Apr 2008 14:38

nxesi gal..... on that note whoever denied u this long weekend deserves a good 0/10

faraimagic
28 Apr 2008 06:53

10/10 to ZWAI BALA........i thot it was some1 who looked like Zwai but yes it was truely him.....dude has finall got the sense..when did you cut your dread locks bro?

faraimagic
28 Apr 2008 11:18

...............

faraimagic
29 Apr 2008 08:53

10/10 to LEBO M for standing up for himself!!!!i understood where he was coming from.....The Lion Kng has done so well internationally and was treated as royals...why not here?

faraimagic
30 Apr 2008 02:52

0/10 to vodacom for making me think there was something wrong with my cell,wen it was their damn network....cudn't even make a call last night!!!

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