06:00 Supersport
09:00 Rugby: Vodacom Rugby Super 14, Highlanders Vs Vodacom Cheetahs (Live)
11:45 Supersport
12:30 Rugby: Vodacom Rugby Super 14, Western Force Vs Sharks (Live)
15:30 Drake And Josh Season I
16:00 Naturally Sadie I
16:30 Grossology I
17:00 Gilmore Girls Yr VI
Lane and Zack's wedding is coming up and since Luke is busy, Michel is Lorelai's first choice as a date for Lane and Zack's wedding, but he gets Celine Dion tickets and pulls out. Rory suggests that Chris go as Lorelai's date and Chris is very happy to do it. Grandma Kim is a Buddhist and doesn't know that Mrs. Kim is a Seventh Day Adventist. At Lane's wedding, Lorelai collapses and Christopher is there to take care of her.
18:00 Egoli
Karin humiliates Jane in front of junior staff and Jane seeks revenge. Sonet’s hiding spot is exposed. Will Joe sign on the dotted line? Two stubborn men - father and son - face off their irreconcilable differences which culminates in a fight at the Naude house.
18:30 Binnelanders II
Chris gives Gideon a tongue-lashing about what happened in theatre. At is just as furious about the way in which Dominique has been handling matters. When Dominique suggests that they continue with the transplants, At refuses.
As usual an imaginative Elise is barking up the wrong tree with her latest story.
There’s not a dry eye in the house at Frankie’s farewell party, but oddly enough Toeks is the one who goes completely overboard.
Rico realises he’s become very drab and predictable, so he begs Pippa to help him put some zing into his love life. When Elise says she knows just the right girl for him, you can be sure trouble is just around the corner.
At blames Gideon for causing chaos at Binneland, with those far-fetched allegations of his.
19:00 M-Net Movie Show
19:30 Stand-Off I
Episode 8
“Heroine”
A hostage that Matt help rescues develops a crush on him, and asks for his help when she finds she's being stalked.
20:30 Riding The Bullet
Based on a Stephen King short story and set in the late Sixties, Riding The Bullet revolves around Alan Parker, who seems to attract bad luck the way dogs attract fleas. His girlfriend has just played a practical joke on him, which almost made him kill himself and now his mother has had a stroke.
With no car, he has to hitchhike over 100 miles to visit her. When he isn’t walking, he is catching rides with an assortment of weirdos, one of whom forces him to make an impossible choice. Is he really experiencing this nightmare trip, or is it just one long hallucination? Starring: Jonathan Jackson, David Arquette, Barbara Hershey, Erika Christensen. (2004) Mick Garris.
22:10 Jacob’s Cross I
Episode 10
23:10 Never Die Alone
Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas Oz Oseransky, retired hitman Jimmy The Tulip Tudeski now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit.
Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob. To complicate matters even further, the men, who are out to get Oz, are led by Lazlo Gogolak, a childhood rival of Jimmy's and another notorious hitman.
Oz, Jimmy and Jill will have to go the whole nine yards to manage the mounting Mafioso mayhem. Starring: David Arquette, Drew Sidora. (2004) Directed by Ernest R. Dickerson.
(30 March, 2007)00:40 Filler
01:00 Transamerica
A man busy transgendering into a woman has to collect his biological son from New York. On the return trip to Los Angeles they discover each other as humans. Starring: Felicity Huffman, Kevin Zegers, Elizabeth Peña, Fionnula Flanagan. (2005) Directed by Duncan Tucker.
02:45 Filler
03:00 The Sandlot 2
A kid causes trouble when he fires a model rocket into an all-boy ball team's makeshift dugout. A girl comes to his defence - and now things will never be the same. Starring: Max Lloyd-Jones, James Willson. (2005) Directed by David M Evans.
04:45 Filler
05:00 Millions
A seven-year-old boy finds a bag full of money that he needs to spend before the United Kingdom changes its currency. Starring:James Nesbitt, Daisy Donovan (2004) Directed by Danny Boyle.
06:45 Filler
*Please note: all schedules are accurate at the time of being published.