The reason Brad and Michelle will NEVER win.
Brad's snuffing was a truly excellent turn of events and so unexpected too. Go Vytas!! I've been convinced that Brad was going to be in charge until the merge so his ousting was splendid, especially because it confirmed what an idiot he is.
He was totally and utterly responsible for his own demise and revealed that he's a panicker. Brad the Panicker. All it took was seven panicky words for him to sink himself. The turning point was definitely when he told Caleb: "I'm not writing your name down Caleb." That's when the girls knew that he'd lied to them when he told them that Ciera would be safe if they voted for Caleb.
If he hadn't blurted at Tribal Council, the girls would have voted for Caleb as planned and Vytas wouldn't have changed his mind because there wouldn't have been a second vote.
The fact that Vytas flipped was fascinating because he seemed so loyal to Brad but he panicked too. He obviously got freaked that everyone was suddenly turning on Brad and decided that he'd be next on the chopping block if he didn't change his vote.
Which is now Hayden's future fate while Caleb rules to the roost. It's crazy how quickly the status quo changed and how mercenary Caleb turned. It's clearly how he manages to survive a relationship with Colton - by being in charge like Candice is with John.
Candice in her tiny bikini bottom. It's the smallest we've seen on any season ever. Monica's is quite small too but nothing like it. Of course Monica's bikini choice is aaaaaaall about her Dr 90210s, which I don't remember from her first season on the show because I still don't remember her at all.
I don't remember a thing about her and yet her and Brad seem to think that they're such "players". The fact that she's going to suggest that she swaps with him at Redemption Island next week reveals exactly how deluded she is because it's the worst strategic thing they could do.
Unlike Tyson and Gervase and their newfound coconut bromance -
unquestionably the best strategic thing they could have done.
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