Yeah baby, it's Monday and we are set for another week. So, winter is practically over but that's not until she has her last chance of torturing us this week as temperatures are set to drop to the lower teens. Brace yourselves y'all. You have been warned.
Zapiro's take on Julius Malema luxurious lifestyle
Someone who has been warned and tried to do something about is Juju Baby. After the interview City Press editor-in-chief Ferial Haffajee had with the ENews Channel on Saturday afternoon, I knew I had to buy her paper yesterday.
The paper alleges that Julius Malema set up a trust fund under his baby boy's name and your boy Juju is the sole beneficiary. The paper goes on to allege that Juju baby receives money from various businessmen and he uses it to allegedly fund his luxurious lifestyle.
Move over Sunday Times, City Press is here: The paper is hard at work and being a resourceful Sunday Paper that it should be.
Hell knows no fury like a Limpopo baby scorned, Juju ran straight to the courts in a bid to stop the paper from publishing the "scathing" info about his trust fund but failed. Juju's lawyers were claiming that Malema is a private citizen and must be allowed his financial privacy. They also claim the newspaper's special investigation into his finances will jeorpadise his public image. However, the judge said Malema is very much a public figure and his political behaviour invites comments about his political life and the City Press had every constitutional right to invade his "privacy".
Julius Malema asserts he is a private citizen with no access to taxpayers' money
The paper contained a series of articles including one focusing on how he built the Seshego Baptist Church. I am not worried about the church's name being dragged through the media because I am from Bokgaga Baptist Church and we fall under the same region with Seshego Baptist as well as attending youth rallies and camps with their youth. I am worried about how City Press made the church pastor, Mrs Moruti Selolo look like a fool. I really didn't take it well.
Le teng, you cannot say no to someone building you a church seeing that you really needed it badly. Also, Malema was building the church in hunour of his mom seeing she was a member if the church and the church gave her a very dignified farewell.
It isn't clear whether the AfriForum noise is racially motivated or whethet they have ambition of being in the DA
The articles prompted the Afri-Forum to run to their nearest police station and open a case of corruption or whatever. Makisto has never been a fan of Malema or the ANC for that matter but can the Afri-Forum really claim that their intentions are not racially motivated? What about politically motivated? Is the DA behind this?
City Press, please stop with your sarcasm already about a woman of God.
Penny Penny: The Penny is set to roar in Limpopo and around the country. The beat that roars!
Yebo, Limpopo is under the spotlight baby! Motswako presenter and fired Metro FM Dj, Penny Lebyane got a gig at Thobela FM, moshito o tšwela pele. She will be presenting a weekend lifestyle show. Penny is excited about her move to Limpopo saying she has been listening to the station since she was young. And, you better believe her. Penny isn't just saying this because Terry Pheto claims to have always watched The Bold when she got her Bold gig. If you grew up in Penny's time, you will know that having a TV was a luxury and radio was the sole form of broadcast entertainment. Thobela FM, the beat that roars! Sebata sa moyeng!
Moshito o tšwela pele
Penny told the Sunday Sun: "I am going to be hands on and show young people that you can be fashionable, cool, hip and happening and still know your roots". I am going to write the review of her show lol as soon as she does her first show. She better roar with Thobela FM's lions lol.
Private life: My love life aint public business.Legally that is invalid
KB Motsilenyane is arrogantly in love you all. The songstress is reportedly dating Banele Dlamini and this is set to squash rumours that she is back with her ex Terry Pinana, reports the Sunday Sun. Contacted for comment, KB told the Sunday Sun exactly where to get off: "My private life is exactly that. I have an album out and I would rather talk about that." What did the judge in the Juju case say again about people inviting comments about their lives?
Caught in the middle: The twins are a current casuality of SABC's silly fight with the E TV
The silly and very boring fight between the controversial and broke SABC with the ETV is getting worse and worse and SABC must really get a life now already. The broadcaster is reportedly firing Hlelo and Ntando Masina for having a reality show on ETV which will air later this year. The twins will be replaced by Minnie Dlamini on Mzansi Insider while they focus on the reality of no longer being on SABC 1. Now, you guys are outsiders lol *just saying nje*.
Sonia leaves Generubbish to persue her modelling career as brand face for Lux
Sonia Sedibe is currently on a pay dispute with Generubbish, reports the Sunday World and the actress is set to leave the soapie at the end of October when her contract expires. This comes allegedly after actress Nambitha Mpumlwana joined the cast of the boring soapie and earns higher than Sonia. Sonia's salary is alledegly receiving only 2% annual increase.
Another actor who left Generubbish, Siya Twala, is also in the paper. The Sunday World alleges that he has moved out of his matrimonial home after he allegedly fathered a child in Pretoria.
Still on Sunday World, Shwashi's column is really starting to bore me to death. I no loger read it sheim. Can shim please do something to revive her dying culumn?
A new financial start: Lundi is a cat with nine lives
Lundi Tymara is forever cleaning his acts. TVSA bloggers are fed up with him and everytime we write about him, they are very quick to ridicule him. His fans come to his defence saying they like his music. Now, Tymara claims he will no longer be starting a spaza shop in the Eastern Cape and will continue singing after money is coming through from his shows. He claims that he has been clean for 10 years now and he only struggles with booze, he told the Sunday Sun. The Sunday World earlier this year reported that Lundi is smoking and asked for matches from the paper's journo because we wanted to light his cigarrette.
Ready to fly: Katlego "Killer" Mphela is reaching for the stars, you silly hating Motsepe
Katlego Mphela is set to join a Scottish club named Glasgow Celtic. Killer is ready to dribble his overseas gig. He told the Sunday Sun that he is excited about his venture. We can safely assume this is a dream come true for him after the stinking rich Patrice Motsepe didn't wanna let him go.
So you all, let me stop here because this is it for this week.