Monday World on Tuesday! Eish, impilo keeps us busy and when duty calls duty calls. We all know about that hectic time in the office. Anyway, here is umgosi from this weekend.
Bonang Matheba apparently refused to pose naked for Playboy magazine, reports the Sunday Sun. “I am not going to show my vagina to the public,” said your Girl despite having appeared on the cover of FHM last year in panties and strapless top. However, her FHM photoshoot was more “decent” mara akere. Kodwa Makisto has to ask: I have never bought Playboy and I have NO intentions of doing so. However, as far as I understand, you do not really show off your punani. You just pose naked while hiding the kuku. Those who read the mag please give us correct info as I may be wrong.
Still in the spirit of Bonang Matheba, Top Billing exec producer Basetsana Kumalo wanted to “steal” your Girl B from Live and have her present Top Billing. However, SABC3 refused saying Bonang doesn’t fit their target market. Like really, phuleez niggers at SABC3? That Top what what is only watched by 300k people and I am sure your Girl B was gonna bring with her a captivating aura that will see the show reach at least 1 million viewers. Any way, we don’t care because your Low Billing is boring any way. Just so you know, mina as Makisto I wouldn’t mind to watch Bonang visit some rich and unknown fellow and watching her learn how to cook from some unknown chef. However, your current team of presenters do not do it for me. As much as Live is now boring, I only watch it to appreciate Bonang’s body, plus I like her in them miniskirts. So, wena SABC3, it your loss, not Bonang’s loss.
You cannot keep “the it girl” down, lol! Besides, SABC spokesperson Kaizer Kganyago said SABC1 has very big plans for Bonang. I really hope those big plans involve them heading up to my call instructing them to adopt Bonag’s online reality show B* Dazzled: Check it it out here: Five reasons why SABC1 needs B* Dazzled Kodwa nje, Bonang can still do Live, To Billing and her reality show. Hleng others are doing it all, why not her?
That body of Bonang though, I am sure Playboy was gonna sell. Who doesn’t wanna see Bonang naked mara? In that spirit of nakedness, we are now going naked with another “it girl” Samkelo Ndlovu with her boyfriend Jafta Mamabolo. The duo is this month appearing in the Marie Claire naked issue. I am yet to buy the mag later on in the week. Yazi I couldn’t help noticing that Jafta Mamabolo was the one showing off his butt in the picture published in the City Press and Sunday Sun which they got from Marie Claire. Mina I wanted to see Samkelo’s bubble butt, not Jaftas. Mxm!
I am not the one that just buys Marie Claire because it is very white which is not a biggie, but I really think they should be going naked at least twice a year yazi.
Moving right along, badboy of gospel Lundi Tymara is this week on the cover of the Move! Mag talking about his drug addiction and boozing issues. In the mag, my favourite artist in the whole world confesses that he is still boozing like hell but says he aint doing drugs anymore thanks to his producer whose name I just forgot now and I am not prepared to google him you can also do so. However, it is the guy who has been with Lundi when he released his debut album Mphefumlo wam’ which I just played last night by the way.
Lundi also answers questions in the mag about his sexuality and asserts he is very much straight as they come, that he has two children and that he has never slept with a man, daring anyone who has penetrated his ass, or anyone whose ass got penetrated by him, to come forward with such info. However, he does say he doesn’t discriminate against gay people and that he has gay friends.
The interview is quite candid as Lundi speaks openly and answers some seriously tough questions that many in the industry would have said no comment to. However, the interview has undertones of homophobia. I am not sure if gay groups will be taking offence at the homophobic undertones. Where are those two guys who confronted me on Facebook and told me exactly where to get off saying I am homophobic in the article I wrote last year about the Feather Awards launch:Feather Awards launch party gossip galore. I think this is a great opportunity for them to fight homophobia.
Yazi I am not surprised by Lundi’s sudden “I am now clean and I wanna stop boozing”. Die-hard fans of his music like myself know very well that each time Lundi releases an album, he talks about his drugs and booze. Akere in the mag, he says that he is releasing his new 2012 album this week and calls upon us his fans to go get it. When do I get paid though?
Hey, I have been wondering yazi, with these drug thing and all…mina I am not sure why the police do not arrest people who confess to doing drugs. Is taking drugs not illegal or it is only illegal when you sell them on the streets? Someone enlighten me please. If I was Beki Cele’s predecessor, I was gonna come up with a bill of jailing junkies and see to it that it becomes law. Akere we need to fight crime from all spheres, in all its forms and manifestation. I would also have a law that forces those who do drugs to confess who their drug lords are and ensure that we also lock away such people and throw away the keys because lethal injection is unconstitutional.
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Eish, if you all have something to add, please do so in your comments, I am tired mina shem…