The reason’s and manners in which the idziots leave the show, in this season, has turned the Idumota Market (Downville) as the voluntary exit for murdikkhul Khondeeshun (medical condition) house and nomination Monday’s in Weirdville (Upville) the disqualification for violent acts house.
At the rate the idziots are leaving, and the reasons thereof, uhdikts will soon have to take bets on who will opt for voluntary exit and who will be disqualified for violence. The show has lost 8 idziots in the 7 weeks it has been running. The
Store room has swallowed idziots more than it has brought joy and alcohol into the houses that it needs to be renamed, the
Exit room.
Voluntary Exits Day 11: Just a day after Goliath(Ola) celebrated his birthday, there were tales of an extreme case of hypertension for the gentle giant and he had “no choice” but to request voluntary exit. As he came into the game with a partner, David (Chris) he had to leave with the partner. The house went into mourning and the namlish (Namibian) idziots became instant widows.
Ola and Chris leave Video
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/12601/NewsTearyFinalGoodbyes Day 25: Expreience (Esperanca) dragged her “partner” Seydumb (Seydou) out of the house for “depression” and needing to get out of the house. The Idumota market experienced, it’s second voluntary exit.
Esperanca and Seydoy leave Video
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/14171/BreakingNewsGoodbyeAngola Diqualifications
On the other side of the thin walls of Idumota is Weirdville where the schleps (celebs) and their weird behaviours are confined. Nominations Mondays are very difficult on the fragile shcleps and they just can’t believe that by walking into the diary room and nominating each other they are contributing to “nominations”.
Why should they be the nominated ones? I mean, really? They are schleps that should be loved… they walk into the diary room to shower praise on each other about how wonderful and entertaining they are so how the hell does big-e (big brother) consider those praises as nominations? How dare he?
Considering that the schleps do not do anything without going big, they have to act out extreme phenomena to leave the house… they have to push the boundaries and go absolutely mental to leave the show.
Day 29: Dick D (DKB) goes mental after his weenie is almost exposed or accosted visually by the Emprezz (Zainab) as he steps into the shower. He starts a beatdown session in the kitchen and butternut flies across the room as Emprezz tries to get her attack across as self-defence. They are both disqualified for acting violently and breaking the rules – provocation and violence are not tolerated.
Zainab and DKB leave http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/14841/BreakingNewsDKBZainabDisqualified Day 42: A very somber Maneater (Maneta), whose birthday is today or Friday, walks around the house dressed in a burka-inspired gothic outfit because she has been nominated a third time by the schleps. She tells big-e in her DS that she feels low and deathly.
Abraham (Roki), the man blessed with multitudes of offsprings, cannot take the hint and keeps goading the black-clad Maneater. He eventually pushes her over the limit when he puts water on her, trying to re-enact the Mkhabisto (Junia) and Greencard (Keegan) disagreement in Idumota, after Greencard told him about it. The pair had thrown water over each other as they had a verbal brawl.
Keegan and Junia fight http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/Video/Play.aspx?vid=207421 Ms Maneater was having none of that and decided she will use a clear liquid to show her anger – a dangerous cleaning liquid, BLEACH, over Abraham’s face. This resulted in another disqualification for violent acts in Weirdville. As she left, the outspoken young b-day girl, decided to leave some choice words for those that she assumed hated her.
Roki and Maneta leave
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/17301/NewsRokiandManetaOutOfStarGame http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/17311/BreakingNewsZimbabweansDisqualified.html Maneater was removed from the nomination list, and voting continues for Xanax (Barbz) and Mildred’s beard (Keitta). The two idziots had very different reactions when their “zimbo partners” left the house.
The mourning schleps
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/Video/Play.aspx?vid=218171 Xanax was not moved at all and carried on with life – smiling and calmly sitting on her favourite couch. I swear that woman has a stash of Xanax tablets somewhere in her luggage. Mildred’s beard however went all gorilla – swearing and cursing maneater, hollering at the walls and trying to get the rest of the heartbroken weirdos to act against maneater.
Happier times
The only thing that could be heard was the 8th original weirdo, the cricket in the garden. It has entertained when there was no entertainment, it has been consistent at annoying us and it behaves most times, well... No violent acts from it.. So far. It is provoking uhdikts sanity to act violently towards it, but siince we are not in the running for the moola.... Let the darn cricket be rewarded!
Broken Rules
As much as I have been entertained, I am also beyond gatvol at the preferential treatment awarded to the schleps – especially the yellow tube (Goldie) and that infuriating PrickP (Prezzo). Those two are handled with kid gloves when they transgress against the big-e rules.
Greencard moved a camera and got punished with his partner the bodyguard (Lee). PrickP did the same thing – even brazenly admitted it to the weirdos and did not get punished.
Xanax broke the rules by not wearing her mic, she was punished. Yellow tube and PrickP; blatantly, continuously and consistently whisper and nothing happens. Like WTF? If they do not want to let uhdikts hear, they can zip their mouths!! Wimp Brada turns a blind eye to this and just tortures the uhdikts by keeping the camera on the bumbling fools for hours on end as they whisper and giggle. Like WTF?
PreGold whispers
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/16691/NewsILiveForYou.html Dick D and Abraham revealed their nominations to the weirdos, and they got their weekly allowance taken. The yellow tube saved her Prick P, and tells him exactly what she did. Is the only rule that applies “violent acts” ? Then why is there a 25page rule book, if there is only one rule to heed?
I do not believe that having a weekly allowance taken is a good enough punishment. It just means I have no luxuries to order that week, a small price to pay. The uhdikts are denied the drama that ensues when the idziots do not know their fate, and that requires a heavy punishment.
I have a couple of suggestions
- Cancel nomination and put the trangressors up for eviction
- Ban them from talking for 48 hours, they can only use sign language, no voice should be used to communicate
Uhdikts, any more suggestions? The turn of events that ended up with idziots leaving in this season has made it, the most memorable and entertaining.