Each year, before I quit the show, I would write about how the house needs a twist to spice things up a bit – and without fail this year, I am faced with the same article.
Does the production team of this show try to even understand the uhdikts who fall under the following category
- Pay subscription only when big-brother is on
- Miss work and jeopardise their livelihood not to miss a show
- Have countless fights with partners who don’t care nor want to care for big brother
- Collect leave to make sure that they have at least 2 weeks available for them to watch big brother
- Accrue money spent on petrol to visit other uhdikts to watch big brother
- Spend hours of company time on the web, just to keep abreast of what is happening on big brother
- Have a twitter account, just to tweet about big brother
- Spend on sms and whatever to vote for the idziots
I am not convinced there is any effort from the production team to hear what we, as uhdikts, want from the show. Yes, you can choose the idziots for us, preferentially or not, but after that give us what we want. We are not a demanding crowd; we are very vovcal about our needs so this request should not be hard.
We require the following basics
- Entertainment – things that will keep us excited about the show, physical tasks (not the arena crap) were the idziots talk and engage
- Twists that will excite us, not the br-otto machine – If the idziots were asked to pull a ball from a black box as nomination – I would have been entertained. That waif and the disco ball bore me.
- No flikking music when the idiotz get into an interesting conversation; and these include sexcapades conversations, their thoughts about their countries leaders and laws, their lives back in homeville and about each other, etc. Believe me; we know how to use the parental control and guidance functionality.
- No writing and whispering
- Sin bin – every year we ask for entertaining punishment for idziots who do not follow the rules
It is always a nightmare to get our twists across but I hope that the uhdikts will dig deep for twists to suggest to the production team.
Here are my requests
- A downgrade – I want two weirdos in weirdville (upville) to be downgraded. These have to be from the original weirdo list and must be chosen by the uhdikts. The uhdikts must vote who they want to be downgraded – I know that Idumota market (downville) needs a good scrubbing and the maids (Loony May (lady may) and Sniffles (Goldie)) are bored with how little they have to do in weirdville. They are begging for a challenge. They pair would enter whoreville (downville) as partners and will have to play the game as a pair.
- The br-otto machine; including all prpps (Gusu) can rest FOR GOOD as the Idumota market is asked to pull a ball from a black box that only allows a hand to go in and out with a ball. If they pick a ball that belongs to them, it is tallied in the nominations.
- The Idumota HOH (head of house) must be given more power than just being the bellboy – they can decide to save and replace.
Production team, we know you
DO NOT watch the show nor understand our uhdiktion. You don't have to, we are making you lots of money, just give us what we want!
Uhdikts, what do you hate and want on the show?