In Whoreville (downville), we have the turbulent and non-existent relations between the Angolan pair who can’t seem to decide if they want in or out.
The Angolan pair has the mirror-loving and completely insufferable Seydumb (Seydou) and bucket-of-tears Experience (Esperanca).
A lil history –
Day 3: Experience brazenly walks into the Snitch Room (Diary Room) to tell Big-e (Big Brother) that she wants a voluntary exit. She has not discussed with her partner, Seydumb, as this decision will mean he also has to go. She discusses with her close idiotz (housemates) and decides she wants to go.
Eventually Seydumb approaches her and begs her to reconsider.
Uhdikts (addicts) discover at this point that Experience chose to come on the show without her husband’s blessing and support. He vowed not to watch and she decided she is going into the house leaving her husband and infant son on the quest to win US$300 000 with her “friend” Seydumb.
VIDEO: Day 3 We can't go
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/11471/BreakingNewsSeydouCannotBelieveIt.html
Seydumb charms her by reminding her of being chosen out of thousands of hopefuls and they can’t let their country down by leaving on Day 3, this is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. She caves and retracts her wishes to Big-e.
Day 23: Experience and Seydumb have now become more distant than the south and north poles with the same amount of iciness in their friendship. Experience walks into their snitching session (Diary session) and throws a fit that she wants to leave within the next 24 hours.
She does not want to discuss with anyone - a psychologist, Seydumb or big-e. She wants out. She has had it with Seydumbs’ inconsiderate and indolent attitude towards her with regards to chores, emotional support, friendship and everything she struggles with. She goes further to say he has also become a thorn in her stay at Whoreville as he mentioned to the other idiotz that she is not a well-off part of homeville (back home).
VIDEO: I wanna go home http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/13911/BreakingNewsAngolanPairPacking.html
Seydumb gives big-e the same attitude he gives to Experience when asked what his feelings are about the request – total disinterest and arrogance. After the session, the tug of war between the Angolans splits the house into 2 and a mini gangland as idiotz choose sides of whom they will support.
Experience expresses her pain to her gang by revealing that Seydumb is not even a real friend, they were paired together by the production team and she went along with it but she can’t anymore – she needs her family, friends and homeville.
Seydumb on the other hand, tells his gang that Experience is making the decision to leave all about him, she is selfish and goes further by threatening to deal with both Experience and her gang members. This is not the first time the young man has made violent prone utterances to his housemates, he had had a tiff with Emprezzz (Zainab), prior to her upgrade to Weirdville (upville), and vowed to sort her out, and then in another discussion with GreenCard (Keagen) he also uttered the same threats.
The next day, during their snitching session, Experience sits defeated and sad as Seydumb tells big-e that “they” have decided to stay until Sunday at the eviction show. If they are nominated, they will stay until the following week when the results are announced, if the Bro-tto machine does not choose their ball for nomination – they will request voluntary exit and leave on Sunday. After the snitching session, she walks to her side of gangland and weeps whilst the gang members coax and advise her to remove herself from this hostage situation by demanding what she wants.
VIDEO: We are gonna stay till Sunday
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/14011/NewsAngolaExitSagaContinues.html
Methinks, she is ish-scared as she has mentioned she fears for her life when she leaves the house. She has to be so worried that she will have to return to homeville – where there will be no husband and son, and then have to face Seydumb’s mafia or go under the Angolan witness protection … Alas, I digress.
In Weirdville, the relations between the Giggly lovers – Giggles (Goldie) and Dick P (Prezzo) keeps going on and off more frequently than a geyser thermostat. One minute they are hot and heavy, giggling and talking about their connection, the next minute they are as cold as an ice-maker towards each other, trying to garner sympathy from the other loony residents.
Since Giggles became HOH, Dick P cannot finish any statement he says about her without mentioning this temporary state of power that Giggles holds. He feels she pushes her powers too much and he can’t deal with the disrespect.
Anywho, some background to a moment that was the most flabbergasting moment of reality TV when Giggles trumpeted a couple of verses of stomach gunk (vomited her guts out) because Dick P referred to their union to her as “good friends”.
Day 20: Giggles is on a high, so much so that uhdikts were convinced she was sipping on some lithium even though her and Dick P have not conversed since her HOH title award. They eventually make up during the party… and some time after the party they end up upstairs. This is where it gets confusing – Big-e decides not to show where they ended up. However, when they left the other loonies in the lounge, Dick P said something to Dick D (DKB) that made me think “mmmmmmhhh” and raise an eyebrow.
VIDEO: Day 20 Make-up http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/13431/NewsGoldieandPrezzoMakeUp.html
Dick D ensures that all the idiotz that share the room with Dick P – Emprezzz, Abraham (Roki) and himself – remain in the lounge talking in cycles about nothing whilst the giggly couple is MIA. I became suspicious and kept wondering why we are not being shown the couple as uhdikts are often forced to watch hours on end of incoherent giggly chats between the couple.
A while later, Giggles appears to fetch water in the kitchen then goes back to the bedroom to hand a “spent” Dick P a towel. He sneaks the towel under the covers, constantly checking the cameras and tries to slip out the bed without revealing what is under the towel. The towel slightly slips and his boxers are exposed a little. Giggles keeps insisting he must wash his hands as he leaves the room to go out the room. Uhdikts are forced to watch giggle quietly and innocently sitting on the bed whilst dick P makes his way out and return.
I was bothered by a couple of things –
- Why were the cameras so adamant at showing us the loonies in the lounge when the giggly couple disappeared for such a long time?
- Why was Dick P uncomfy in walking in his boxers but covered up himself in a towel - when he has never been shy to walk around (all over the house) in the same boxers before?
- Why was Giggles insisting the man had to wash his hands over and over as if he had touched some toxic products as he left the room?
Day 24: Last night, Giggles approached Dick P after they had ignored each other the whole day, whilst he slept to start apologizing. Dick P states that her disrespect stemming from her HOH powers is something he can’t stand and as her “good friend” will tell her. Giggles was taken aback by the term “Good friends” and enquired if that is all they are to each other after everything they have been through. Dick P confirmed this status of their relationship.
VIDEO:
Good friends video http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/News/14061/BreakingNewsGoldie39sMedown.html
Giggles shed tears and asked Dick P to accompany her to the other loonies for her to publicly aplogise and make things right. He says it has nothing to do with the other loonies but them. Giggles leaves the room in a fit, gets under her covers and starts sobbing … then she re-emerges from under the covers to vomit uncontrollably on the bed, herself and floor.
The kangaroos (gossipers) send Maneater (Maneta) to investigate the scream they heard coming from upstairs as they were all downstairs. She walks into the girls room to find Giggles on the floor vomiting – Maneater calls Xanax (Barbs), Emprezz and Dick D to come help. Giggles keeps sending them off, so they leave her alone to go confront Dick P on what transpired to make Giggles empty her stomach.
Giggles having a vomit session
Later, after Dick P had relayed the story, whilst he laughed his head off at what happened, he was convinced by Abraham to make amends as he is dealing with a “super-power” (Naija). Dick P approached Giggles to comfort her – she keeps asking if he meant the “good friends” statement “even after what happened on Saturday (Day 20)”. He confirms it and she keeps uttering “how could I be so stupid?”
A couple of things bothered me –
- The lack of care from the loony girls as Giggles was going thru her pain. None of the girls sat with her until she had calmed down. They hurriedly confronted Dick P and went downstairs to kangaroo about her. They went further by judging her reactions. Xanax went so far as to say: “For a man I met 2 days ago, I would never!” This was sad.
- The loony boys banded together and laughed about the incident but it was clear they were there for their boy. Why couldn’t the women not tear her apart but try to understand her pain, or even comfort and sit with her if she is not talking… but be there!
Experience and Giggles have issues but do they deserve this hostage and alienation from the rest?
To summarise, gangland is a violent outburst waiting to happen and Pukeville is just too absorbed in their own madness to really care for each other. Uhdikts wait patiently to see what will happen next …