My social skills challenged Yakie(Yakob) had been having a horrible time adjusting to the burn and was often withdrawn and not interacting with anyone. Ntsoaki (Big Brother) brought a guest (Cheeks - Bryan) for Mdashe (Sheila) after her second night in the burn, whilst Yakie had been marinating in depression for a week already and had received no guest.
This was the final straw for Yakie as he had already asked for answers from Ntsoaki on the plan for the farmers (burnmates) – he was not content with the answer “you are still in the game”. He wanted clear plans, how many farmers will be going into the house? He was also not very impressed with Ntsoaki telling them they are still in the game but don’t get the nifty things such as the “dinner in the sky” arena rewards. If they are all in the game, they deserve the same treatment – insisted Yakie.
He asked for a voluntary exit on Thursday and was convinced by the Friday morning, his Biggie Motherland days would be history. However, Ntsoaki prolonged his misery by telling him, he will only exit on Monday due to “logistic issues”. I hoped Ntsoaki would bring a guest for Yakie on the Friday and call that the “logistical issue” however no-one came and Yakie sombered in bed. When he moved from the bed he caused chaos in the burn and the farmers were not having his “nonsense”.
On Saturday night a heated fight came about after the farm gals insisted on measuring and pulling his mandhood. Yakie was not gonna just shut his mouth – since Flirtyana (Tatiana) was the chosen farm girl to do the deed, Yakie simply insisted that he also should have a dip of his finger in her snooky. What happened after that, can only be called a mess – BUT I am on Yakie’s side. They started the mess and he told them the truth, when they couldn’t handle it they label him names.
OLD NUT (Code) moved to the burn, leaving Ms Tears (Jen) doing what she is famous for – crying. He was received with a pranked welcome to the burn. It took him forever (felt like it to me) to discover the already settled farmers. He then went on to tell them that he knew about the existence of the burn as Ntsoaki had sent a feed by mistake to the house TV and he had seen the farmers. He settled the other’s fears that none of the failures (housemates) believed him when he told them what he saw.
Yakie then mentioned Cheeks – breaking a burn rule not to discuss guests with a new farmer. Shem! Yakie really was mad that he had not received a guest even though he had been 2 weeks in the burn. So OLD NUT has no surprises about the burn.
Yakie packed his bags on Monday morning, left the farmers with cold goodbyes and good riddance. Somehow, he packed me in his bag. In his exit interview, he explains that had he received his brother as a guest, he would have been motivated to carry on. He would have never left. Ntsoaki could have just brought Cheeks with Yakie’s bro at the same time like he did with Sibiya’s FAFA and Grace Jones’ (Hannington) Rute.
Anywho, on nomination night the benefrie-ship (Meryl and Mwisho) was up for eviction. Good one! HOH Playmate (Meryl) had to save and took moments and Ms Tears (Jen) tactics looking all emotional to decide who to save. She eventually settled on NGO Queen Psaloma (Paloma) as the replacement for her spot.
Finally Pathetic (Munya) gets a break but his Fan Club (MUFC) has vowed to save the NGO Queen for her alliance with the Pathetic one. I suspect MUFC has loads of unsuspecting sponsors. Where do they find the money to keep voting relentlessly even when he is not up for eviction? Is this an addiction to voting? Has Pathetic made promises to them or is this is just true loyalty?
I have joined their movement by also voting for my Crayzee, even when at times I am tempted to just let him get sent to the burn. This will give me two benefits – Him and Playmate will be separated and I get to see Crayzee handling stock and bringing some crayziness in the burn.
*sigh* *crawling back into Yakie’s suitcase*