The failures were all up for eviction after all of them failed to nominate when Ntsoaki pulled the uncool move of nominations after their first night. The addicts were punted to save their favourite failure to keep them in the game with no mention of a fake eviction. Certain addicts blew their monthly budget voting and voting and voting… Ntsoaki, you are such a let-down, it’s flippen unbelievable!
Camagwini, our beloved Gagwini, was also punted as the big star to rock the first eviction show. She was to wow AFRICA with her Xhosa-inspired tunes and wildly Lady Gaga inspired outfits. However she came on to “sing” one tune after addicts, fans, Jet-Li’s, pretenders and converted watchers had to endure Maye Hunta who seemed like Sibitya’s brother (in shades) kwaito singing “big brother all stars”, a Ugandan almost-comedian and dropped off the world cup ceremonies Soweto pantsula dancers. *sigh* Multichoice, you could have really done better with all the money you milked the addicts from voting for a fake eviction.
As addicts hoped for a familiar face from Alexander Forbes, Ntate Matlala, a dude came on to give IK an envelope with what was supposedly the name of the first evicted failure. The z-grade acting started… IK, dressed in what my dismayed King K called “his son’ jacket”, was given a live feed into the house to let the failures know who’s going back home – he called out almost all of them, telling them they were saved. I got a lil excited, very celebratory and started looking for my cheap wine opener when I heard Codeine being told to stand up. Then the words, “you have been saved”, just depressed me to open the bottle anyway.
My preacherman TS, who still has to sew another TS Collection, was called to leave the house. During his interview with the Razzie award for worst actor candidate (IK), the addicts are told that a second failure will also be evicted… IK rambles on something that gives away that this entire show is geared at a fake eviction.
The next person called out is the HOH, Sluttyana who embraces everyone with quick kisses and walks out in almost tears. The failures are already discussing how this HAS to be a fake eviction. During IK’s interview, he asks her how she feels “being voted to be evicted”… Aaarghhhh, maaan!!! The rules are voting to save, IK… those are YOUR rules, addicts want to evict… you insist on voting to save so get the semantics of YOUR rules right, please.
IK rambles on again, giving away more and more dead-giveaways that this is not what it seems and the two failures sitting on the stage are just props ready to be sent in again. Eventually he says the parting words and an alarm goes off - He tries to recover the mess by saying “Big brother can change his mind and reserves the right to do so.” He then asks the already excited evicted failures how they would feel being sent back.
IK is seeping the credibility, believability and beauty of our beloved biggie show; each time his bad z-grade acting takes over! IK, my dear, I really love seeing you on my screen since we had that great chat last year… I digress… However please, love, get a stylist to get you better fitting suits or jackets and an acting coach to present those horrid lines (the producers or whoever makes you say them) much much better with a sense of naturalness . Both these suggestions will do your already flourishing career a world of good.
Anyway, IK presented a whole new house called the barn (with real chickens) for the failures. Is this punishment for their hungry strike which they call “a revolution”? Was the hungry strike all an act? Are we gonna be forced to suffer another “move to a new location for a week twist”? If they go to the barn, they must stay there for an entire month – with no luxuries! Then I will be entertained as the failures will have to reassess their “all-starness” and ground themselves again!
Does anyone producing, funding or sponsoring this show actually watch or follow any other big brothers all over the world? Does anyone research and try to find out from the addicts what they think is or would be entertaining? Do they consult with any other television company for creative ideas? I don’t think so! Why recycle the same crappy ideas over and over and over again!!? What worked in another season will NOT work in a new season!
If we wanted predictability we would be watching DR 90210 religiously because we are bound to see the same boob reductions/implants and liposuction procedures over and over and over again by the same doctors!! How many more fake evictions do WE have to suffer??!
Ntsoaki, Just stop recycling twists and ideas!!! Invest in getting new ones or ask ADDICTS for help! Nxa!