All pics sourced from PVR and www.mnetafrica.co.za/bigbrother
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com
 

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I have to give it to the ALL REJECTS (or FAILURES if you listen to Crazeee Mwisho talk), I was more entertained this past 4 days compared to the ENTIRE season of the revolution. As Crazee Mwisho told the rejects – they are all failures for coming back to biggie a second time, and this includes himself. SO the FAILURES sans uMakoti Jen, have been giving ADDICTS hectic sleeping patterns. 

What has happened in this past week, as sit-by-the-fire-and-sing-Kumbayah as it was, has given addicts moments of riveting entertainment that some favourites have already been noticed. The FAILURES have been a total bore to watch during the afternoons. Watching a dog swatting flies is more entertaining than they are in the afternoons. 

Ntsoaki/Sarah/Lil Shriek/Lis Siter is still the biggest irritation. I somehow think that it could be Nthathi Moshesh or Nambitha Mpulwana, whom I adore for their acting work but feel they should have turned this gig down unless it was renamed BIG SISTER for them *sigh* Can we please be given a REAL BROTHER voice to do this ish? Anyway, Ntsoaki please give these FAILURES more things to do in the late afternoons because they are a shlep to watch. 

What was all that about on Monday, Ntsoaki!? Huh! The poor failures were tired from boozing all night – AFTER ONE NIGHT!!! – you ask them to nominate for eviction!!? What happened to the first week being sailing free? That was uncoool! And I am glad my CRAZEEE boy Mwisho stuck to his guns and said NO! I think this lil’ defiance from him may have swayed the decision to put all of the FAILURES up for eviction. Still not cool, Ntsoaki, still not cool! 

Letting go of the ARGGHHHHH tings, Let’s move on to Great TINGS! BIG UP Multichoice for bringing back the multiscreen option *taking a bow* as it gives such a relief when Ntsoaki insists on showing us someone peeling a pampoen whilst Motormouth Mda-she is running her mouth with one of her fascinating stories elsewhere. Addicts can just switch to what they feel works for their entertainment value. It is not as grand as it was for BBA1 but it will do. 

Tjo! Mda-she is a motormouth… tjeerrrr!!! That gal can TALK yong… and her stories!! She needs to write a book. Was she this bad last time? OR addicts couldn’t notice since TK was silencing her with kisses and sweet-nothings or was it Mimzo’s singing that drowned her stories or she just collected a lot of stories since leaving the house? Well, her singing – *goosebumps* She is soooo talented! Why didn’t she ever outshine MIMZO last season? She can sing way better than Mimzo and with all that singing Mimzo did in the house got her a record deal. I can never listen to “The weakness in me” by Keisha White without remembering DA DEEVA’s version. Lol! 

I have always been totally taken by Crazee Mwisho; maybe because I believed HE SHOULD HAVE WON BBA1. ◊ Lerato is moving into Crazeee studio, and I don’t like it! ◊, please leave the “social worker” alone. I am still in awe of her ego/self-esteem. She still has guts. Not like our Makoti Jen. I was never convinced by Umakoti Jen and she has not swayed my emotions in any way this season as she was not convincing last season – I believe Leentjie should have made a comeback. 

Tart-iana or Slutiana, poor thing, has not convinced anyone that she can stand by herself. She has been extra friendly with the guys. Hai… She has however won the HOH title for next week so we shall see (if she survives eviction) how she will control the failures, especially CRAZEEE… Can’t wait! 

Pathetic Munya seems to be the recipient of most of the coodling in the house – getting massages from Tart-tiana and Playmate Meryl. What do they see in him? That boy opens his mouth and you know he will say some ish that will make you think, “Why doesn’t the remote control have a zap feature?” *sigh* He asks such idiotic things like “Can cows get high?” who wants to discuss the capabilities of a cow to get sloshed? 

Yakahahhaaa came up with a theory that AFRICA loves relationships and romance as people that hookup in the house stay longer. He used examples such as Jeremy and Emma, Richard and Tart-iana. He figures the only way to play this game and make sure you stay is if you hookup with someone. This sparked Charmington into action – he declared a crush on Sheila in his diary session and later on started an “argument” with her that needed to be resolved in a “private” conversation in the garden. The “private” conversation was not so private as 2stomachs ◊, Playmate and Uti were crouching by the door listening. 

The failures waged their entire 100% budget for their presentation this week. The task was each of them to present themselves and their respective countries. They lost the wager and addicts wait for the drama that will ensue next week with less food, alcohol and Sluttyana as HOH… Fun! Fun! Fun!! 

So, Ntsoaki put up all the addicts for eviction, this coming Sunday *sigh* and organized some high-class Gagwini entertainment in the form of our local Lady Gaga, Camagwini. I can’t wait to see what outfit she will throw together for the show – you know; she will be performing for AFRICA!

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