SO the previously fabulous IDIOTS moved into the house last night and graduated to REJECTS – yeah, we rejected them in the past seasons when they were idiots and now we love seeing them back. I was so happy with each and every one of the rejects – sans for Jen and Sammy B(had hoped MIMZO would be back).
We hated or loved them so much that we had wonderful lil names and nicknames during their previous stay, will they still try the same ish they did the last time or have they matured a bit and have new tricks up their sleave? Anyways, here are the rejects as the ADDICTS remember them – arranged by season...
BIGGIE MOTHERLAND Mwisho, from Tanzania who broke our hearts when he lost out to Cherise. He was part of the final 3 with Gaetano and Cherise. He was the original drama man – very similar to Richard but not married. He loved his alcohol and spent the 91 days drunk or babalaased, engaged in strange fights and pranking everybody. HE SHOULD HAVE WON but Africans back then were obsessed with the cleaning mother figure that Cherise represented.
Sammy B, From Ghana who was obsessed with music. Yep, he played a lot of musical instruments and got on our nerves. Abby and him did not get along much. That’s all I remember about him.
BIGGIE MOTHERLAND 2 Meryl, from Namibia aka Untouchables who was very very very obsessed with Hugh hefner and his girlfriends. She wanted to be a part of that life and live in the playboy mansion. She was famous for her shower hour moments as she was not a shy girl; always showered with no clothes on and often sharing a shower with another bidiot. She holds the record from the most sauciest kisses with the bidiot Kwaku T. She was part of the group that were called the Untouchables because they got livid and vowed revenge at the other idiots when their entire group got nominated.
Lerato, from South Africa aka Untouchables/Sangoma Lerato who had major outbursts at Richard about his public affair with Tatiana. She was always fighting with someone, chain smoking or lazying around. The girl didn’t do much but complain and entertain us. She had a relationship with bidiot Max whilst in the house and cried buckets when he got evicted. She was always talking about her dreams and she “knew” what would happen next. She also wrote a couple of articles for TVSA about biggie 3.
Tatiana, from Angola aka Tart-iana or the other half of Richiana who had a very public affair with Richard. She was part of the last 3 with Ofunneka and Richard. She had a relationship when she went into the house but declared (with Richard) at the finale that if their partners did not want them; they would stay together. Most addicts suspects she got to the last 3 because of her relationship with Richard.
Code, from Malawi aka Codeine who was a painful idiot to watch. He always had a guitar or his scarf Maureen around his neck. He had an irritating American accent that got dropped after about 10 days. He neglected to mention that he had a girlfriend whilst he was bonking Maureen in the penthouse. He had the most salacious pics from the show if you had to compare with Richard and Tatiana’s shananigans. He holds the record for the worst kisses ever witnessed on biggie with the gidiot Maureen. The relation was dubbed CoMa. When he left the house, his woman was waiting for him and told him she was pregnant.
BIGGIE MOTHERLAND TREEE (3)
Sheila, from Kenya aka Gangsta Mda-she-she will always be remembered for her lazyness but riveting story-telling. She wasn’t much of a mover in terms of doing anything except smoke and drink. She loved telling gangsta tales of her life outside. She kept the Jers-man TK (who was absolutely smitten with her) in her bed –and holds the record for the hardest hookup to watch on biggie. She was so not into the guy everyone could see except him. He would crawl up next to her in bed and try to kiss her. Shem! It was devastating to watch her discomfort.
Uti, from Nigeria aka Hulk vandalised half the biggie house to everyone’s dismay when Lucille was evicted from the house. He was very controversial in his beliefs about rape and had a very traumatising conversation with Mimi and Sheila about it. He always wore this white dress type cloth and was very close to our beloved idiot Borrisa(Morris). He eventually gave the dress to Borrisa when he got evicted who would often wear it.
Munya, from Zimbabwe aka Pathetic who was famously having a 3-way relationship with Tawana and Wicco. Him and Wicco woyld giggle about their antics with Tawana while she was not aware about what and where they touched her. SICK!! Nxa! Anyways, he was smitten with Lucille and shared hours of conversations in bed with her about “my mother, my father, my dog, my alien” *sigh* It was pathetic to watch. He got a roundtrip to Biggie Finland and got smitten with another Finnish idiot.
BIGGIE MOTHERLAND REVOLUTION Paloma, from Zambia aka Psaloma was the mother figure when the gidiots and the bidiots were separated by a wall as thin as a sheet. She was the holier than thou, preacher mama who wanted to lead the pack with Miss + size Mbau Lizzie. They told the girls to vote out the bidiots first and then play each other later. BUT as soon as the gidiots saw the bidiots, they completely forgot their pact when the hormones took over and Psaloma could not survive her eviction.
Yakob, from Ethiopia aka Yahahahaaa was the first and only idiot from Ethiopia so by default would have been the only reject from Ethiopia to come back. He was very funny at strategising and trying to outplay and outshine.. He is a perfect candidate for Survivor. He really tried to be conniving and play the idiots against each other but somehow they caught on to him and he got outplayed.
Jen, from Mozambique was the also the first and only idiot from Mozambique so by default would have been the only reject from there to come back. She left the house after she sighted that her family, specifically her father, was not happy with her representation of the family or the reputation of her father was in the balance.
Hannington, from Uganda aka Smelly Hennie was famous for the idiots insisting that he had a funky smell. He considered himself the black jesus since he had a lot of hair. When he left the show he had shaved off some of the hair but the idiots still insisted that he smelled. He had a huge temper problem and shared some nights with gidiot Mzamo. There was an incident where he pushed her hard onto the bed in what seemed like a moment of complete rage but the cameras panned away and Sarah called him to the diary room.
Kaone, from Botswana aka Riemvas TS was often seen sewing stuff in the house. He was smitten about Granadilla Geraldine and loved to have impromptu dance and entertainment gigs with Miss Lily Lewis Leonel. He was evicted when lil sis Sarah had a brightspark moment and paired the idiots. He was paired with Miss + Size Mbau Lizzie and everyone suspects that he did not survive because of this pairing.
SO, WHAT do YOU recall about the REJECTS? What would you like to forget about them? What did you witness when theye were idiots that you would like they will nvere ever do AGAIN?