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this is my story and i'm sticking to it

Written by C4 from the blog cracked me up on 18 Sep 2009
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am visiting uBabsi aneh, anyway as i run up the stairs i notice uba 1 stair's got this darkish patch...i think "strange"... then i kneel down for a closer look, discovered a snake, shrugged and calmly continued up the stairs, i knock, Lumka opens, i stand in the door way and calmly ask for permission to scream (Babsi gives me the go ahead without asking for a reason). I scream my lungs out, and then calmly sit down to watch Generations(uJason was still kissing uCleo then) anyway after 5 minutes curiosity gets the better of uBabsi..so she lyk "utswinelani?" in a carefree manner i go "oh" roll my eyes and and calmly say "theres a snake on your stoep" they r lyk "uyaxoka!" am lyk "ngqumakho, masibhejeni" we bhejad..they checked it out..then they screamed..they still owe me.



43 Comments

Best-Achiever
18 Sep 2009 11:10

(uJason was still kissing uCleo then

WHEN????????????????

mstick
18 Sep 2009 11:20

*confused*

Ms. Jay
18 Sep 2009 11:25

c4 is back naye------TVSA still has hope..now wat r u on about c4, u always manage to confuse me...kindly explain it bit by bit for you big sister

Pooky
18 Sep 2009 11:27

Was stil waiting on the part where ud say.... " and only to discover it was all a dream"

Ms personality
18 Sep 2009 11:32

C4 Jason Kissing Cleo?????????kwahle bo wena

Ms personality
18 Sep 2009 11:34

C4 ubuphupha or u telling us something that happened..........

lady gaga
18 Sep 2009 11:37

what's happening mara ye????? C4 darling are u ok upstairs, hai maan hamba uyodlala ngo daka (mud),tjo confusing us adults

Ngqesta
18 Sep 2009 11:38

*embamba ebunzi to check temperature* .....C4 uright sisi?

Zah000
18 Sep 2009 11:39

mxmm

Cande
18 Sep 2009 11:48

uJason was still kissing uCleo then)

LMAO!!!!! What year was this???

What EXACTLY is your point C4?????

Lex
18 Sep 2009 11:51

Haai TVSA peeps ga ba fellwe man!

maud
18 Sep 2009 11:52

no commend

GML
18 Sep 2009 11:52

C4 you need a tight leash wena.

Nama paragraphs uzibhalela wona. Is there a point you're trying to make?

C4
18 Sep 2009 11:55

@ Cande..i dont remember the year but it was old ago..bekukudala @Ngqesta, ndiphilile enkosi unjani wena? @ Lady G mud is unkhamfatable, i prefer sand @ Ms P & Pooky i wasnt dreaming, it really happened @ Ms Jay..tell me what u dont andastand and i'll explai @ all of you..i missed yall ganging up on me :-)

kgakzin
18 Sep 2009 11:55

C4 please go to a clinical psychologist and come back again and explain to us this ill-written senseless story (it that's what it is) of yours. it really doesn't make sense.............. unless u 4got the part where u should have said ''and i woke up to notice that it was all a dream''

Cande
18 Sep 2009 11:57

so they owe you for telling them about the snake??? and you had to ask to scream first???LMAO!!!

Ms. Jay
18 Sep 2009 11:58

C4 nothing is makin sense for me, please use plain and simple english - I cant get you

C4
18 Sep 2009 12:04

oK Ms Jay..herez you Engleesh i was visiting my friend, Babsi,(it was already dark outside) anyway as i ran up the stairs into her house, i noticed that one of the stairs had a dark thingie on it, so i knelt down to investigate. it turned out to be a snake. i was too calm about it so they ddnt believe that there really was a snake ont their stoep. we made a bet and they still owe me. im more scared of mice and chickens than snakes... i think kgagzin is ryt in need a shrink

Zah000
18 Sep 2009 12:06

wharreeeva.....

Ms. Jay
18 Sep 2009 12:08

OK, thanks can I ask you something?

wasup with you? are you OK,

maud
18 Sep 2009 12:08

Kgakzin you finished me,-''and i woke up to notice that it was all a dream''

yaa you can say it again

C4
18 Sep 2009 12:14

yes Ms Jay, i'm ok

GML
18 Sep 2009 12:17

This thingie and darkish patch you're referring to was a snake? I wonder how big that snake was

ms.tebby
18 Sep 2009 12:21

                :o   :o   :o   :o   :o


 ask ms.jay...i also wanna hear the Q & maybe I cab ask mine as well   *wink*


Ms. Jay
18 Sep 2009 12:22

if you Ok are you a writter of short stories or something? plse help us understand y you always post one paragragh articles that begin in the middle of teh story leaving us to assume that we know what u r getting @

maud
18 Sep 2009 12:25

@GML-This thingie and darkish patch you're referring to was a snake? I wonder how big that snake was- YOO hayi nime phezu kwakhe manje, angeke aphinde asenze abopopayi bakhe Kwakwakwa

hey ngifunde 10 times this article ,mzala i still cant get it. kukhona nokubheja phakathi.

Ms. Jay
18 Sep 2009 12:27

an how do Jason n cleo fit in with your story?

GML
18 Sep 2009 12:29

@Maud:
Unamanga lomtwana.

Ucabanga ukuthi uyasicaza nga le nonsense yakhe.

This has got to stop.

Savs needs to write that blog about SEX. That would be better than this

C4
18 Sep 2009 12:31

not a writter of short stories Ms Jay... GML...it was about 50 cm short and about 2cm thick

Kakapana
18 Sep 2009 12:34

its officially...this place is dead....

now i'm gonna thatha i-cover

GML
18 Sep 2009 12:34

Ms Jay not even a short story is this short nor is it badly written

Ms Jay I think you nad I have said more than enough for today- I'm silent blogging from now

C4
18 Sep 2009 12:36

am i also allowed to silent blog?

Ms. Jay
18 Sep 2009 12:39

I agree GML, we have tried to be supportive and have some fun but now I am tired and broke...silence is golden

C4
18 Sep 2009 12:40

Golden

JadaPinkett
18 Sep 2009 12:47

mximmmmmmmm ohho!

maud
18 Sep 2009 12:51

what i like she is enjoying it , ufuna nje ukunicaphukisa and  its working.

@C4 -am i also allowed to silent blog? YAA UNDWEBILE SANA


but i love you anyway

ms.tebby
18 Sep 2009 12:52

where is Harambe when I need him, eish!

kwa kwa kwa @ ms jay being tired & broke! I have decided to reserve my Q

lady gaga
18 Sep 2009 12:54

C4 u just exposed urself mtwana. uyi takalani fosho!

Sana Lwam
18 Sep 2009 12:55

Gosh!!!! This is unbelievable....lemme go back to silent blogging

Savanah Dry
18 Sep 2009 13:02

huh what was that !!!!!!!!

Zazacious
18 Sep 2009 13:11

C4 u just exposed urself mtwana. uyi takalani fosho!
its officially...this place is dead

Couldnt have said it better myself (ROLLING MY EYES)

But now seriously Sisi bakuthathaphi vele. Ay TVSA is completely dead like we might as well close shop. C4 you do know that theres nothing wrong with not posting articles if you dont know what to say.

kuthiwani maku so mara hhe???

J-Girl
18 Sep 2009 13:12

hahahahahaha
this is majorly funny actually... inna dumb kinda way

maud
18 Sep 2009 13:17

yekani umtwana adlale odakeni bathandwa bami i friday uborekile naye shame


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