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Mdavazo Competition Dynamics- the twist [hayi ilizwe libhentsile]

Written by C4 from the blog cracked me up on 08 Sep 2009
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do you ever think about the fact that the moment you're interested in someone, then it's you against the world....confused, well then look at it from this angle. there used to be a time, somewhere in the not so far, but foggy past, when it was girl vs other girls in "the duel of getting the guy" "getting the guy wars" used to be so easy, mara now its YOU vs Thandi, Busi, Andiswa, Thabo, Senzo noJason,noStone. I mean its easy competing with vijayjay (you just gotta bring it tighter and warmer)coupled with a pair of boobs. I mean all you have to do is bring it wilder kumdavazo....now tell me...how the heck do you compete with personality, a dick, moustache, a pair of balls and and a butt hole..how? imagine ushiywa yindoda endodeni yakho or yicheri echerini yakho!

52 Comments

Ms. Jay
08 Sep 2009 14:35

I am lost???? kindly explain

Savanah Dry
08 Sep 2009 14:39

Huh????

Tash 1
08 Sep 2009 14:40

U jus gotta bring it tighter and warmer)coupled with a pair of boobs

Lyk that phrase.

Segololo
08 Sep 2009 14:40

lol! tjo!

Msoe
08 Sep 2009 14:43

Eissssshhhhhh**************Yerrrrrrrrrr

Tash 1
08 Sep 2009 14:45

Ol these sighs, kwenzekantoni?

HARAMBE24
08 Sep 2009 14:47

C4 bjale o kare o a pota mos...

C4
08 Sep 2009 14:47

nyani Ms. Jay, nowadays you compete with a man for your man

C4
08 Sep 2009 14:48

Harambe 24 I dont bua hon..ndingumXhosa

Tshd21
08 Sep 2009 14:49

I am really tempted to write this, tried doing the noble *ignore an article when it doesn't interest you* but: WTF???

Ms. Jay
08 Sep 2009 14:50

ok I see now...as in - ok i get it .... these days i m slow to think and easily forget, they say it comes with the territory....so you asking how do you compete with another man for your man?

C4
08 Sep 2009 14:51

Tshd21...its ok.... look @ it this way, kuGenerations ne, Linda is in competion with Jason for uSenzo

Ms. Jay
08 Sep 2009 14:56

Cheesa, I don know which came first but shim does not want to create an article with all her questions in case shim gets blasted by us or shim thought of the 2nd question after shim posted the 1st and couldn edit? either way - I am enjoying the fact that there are more articles to read besides the live BBA bloggs.......

C4
08 Sep 2009 14:58

yes Ms. Jay @ Cheesa, the assignment is on the "help a cutie out" article and no i dunno no QF..u shudda told me alok ba in ths industry u only keep 1 artikel..if that be the case..lets focus on the skul one ke

lady gaga
08 Sep 2009 14:58

C4 take it one step at a time maan, what do u want from us ye?????

C4
08 Sep 2009 15:00

sori Lady gaga, mara am thirsty for knowledge. hau

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 15:03

yhuuu C4 y r u confusing us first the assig now this...... i mean DHAAAAAAA........what do you want vele Mdavazo or ASSIG....

HARAMBE24
08 Sep 2009 15:03

lady gaga..C4 o nyaka klapa bjale..lol

Zazacious
08 Sep 2009 15:10

AWA BATHONG,guys whats happening mo TVSA. Some1 plz save mwa

C4
08 Sep 2009 15:11

lol..haw plz ppl, cant i have both @ Harambe...help!

lady gaga
08 Sep 2009 15:13

@HARAMBE24

i sort of feel sory 4 C4 shame shim got carried away, dnt forget gore ke ngwana selo se.....lol

HARAMBE24
08 Sep 2009 15:13

HELL NO....C4....LOL

Segololo
08 Sep 2009 15:15

lol! tjo! *shaking head*

mathata
08 Sep 2009 15:18

o nyaka klapa bjale lmao

if someone doesnt love you anymore deal with it,but is painful to loose yr dude to dude

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 15:20

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLAESE!!!!!!!!!!

Guys i need to ask you this: DOES ANY 1 OF YOU KNOW WHAT IS A ZIM - ZIM

my humblest appology to C4 for going out of Qn......... but pleassssssssssssse some1 tell me i really need to know b4 i die

C4
08 Sep 2009 15:53

Hey yall. Ms.P asked yall a question, now what is a Zim Zim

Foxy gal
08 Sep 2009 16:03

@Ms personality - ama zim zim abantu abadla abantu like the ones in the movie "WRONG TURN"

that's what I know........LOL

Lela
08 Sep 2009 16:04

I think it's short for Zimbabwean.

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 16:04

a Zim Zim is human look alike monster it eats people it got 3 eyes one on the fore head, and i heard that this monster is somewhere in my neighbour hood .........have you guys heard of it........i thought it only exist in fairytales but i got a shock of my life when i heard that it is around and it has already eaten an old lady and a young girl....May these be just false rumours or things like these do happen............i am scared,

Did any1 hear about this b4, if yes what was done to chase it away or kill it

C4
08 Sep 2009 16:04

LOL @ Foxy gal

Tash 1
08 Sep 2009 16:06

I think it's short for Zimbabwean.

Thot so 2.

Ms. Jay
08 Sep 2009 16:07

Ms P are you callin zimbabwean's monsters now?

lady gaga
08 Sep 2009 16:07

Ms P, where do u live by the way mzala!

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 16:08

@Lela............. LOL
@ Foxygal- yhea girl but do they exist in real life , where i live kuthiwa bakhona ,Do you think this might be true?????????

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 16:10

Ms P are you callin zimbabwean's monsters now?

@Ms jay NO this is a true story guys ................

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 16:12

lady gaga m in KZN in the North of Durban

C4
08 Sep 2009 16:13

what does this mean "nyaka klapa bjale"

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 16:16

every where i go if i eavesdrop peoples convisation in taxis they are all taliking about this ZimZim, it is being said that if it visits your home it askes, DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU OR YOUR CHILD?????????????????? in a bold voice .........than you have to choose

Miss2legs
08 Sep 2009 16:22

DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU OR YOUR CHILD??????????????????

lmao miss personality

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 16:27

Miss2legs seriosly i can't imagine this thing coming to my house and asking my mom or dad that qns i wonder what will be the answer coz if u don't choose its tummy is big enough to eat everybody at home.........ncncncnc

Pooky
08 Sep 2009 16:33

DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU OR YOUR CHILD??????????????????

lmao...how come i havent seen this kwi Daily Sun...hai i dont believe this thin na

Ms personality
08 Sep 2009 16:38

@Pooky you better beilive it coz we not sure how long its gonna be around this place than move to onather until some1 can kill it, it has been said some police men tried shooting it with a 9mm but the bullets just bounced........

zapiro
08 Sep 2009 16:39

Sekwenze njani ngwana manje sowukhuluma so?Molo Pooky. enderrrre wena sifo iphi ibabi doll yakho.

Lela
08 Sep 2009 18:11

Hayike yintsomi le!

Supa
08 Sep 2009 18:21

nc nc nc nc nc nc nc !!!!!!!!!!!

C4
08 Sep 2009 20:04

my babi doll got gobbled up by Zim Zim Zapiro

Ms personality
09 Sep 2009 08:02

i can't believe that we seem to the only people this side who seem to have the Zim Zim problem........

felfel
09 Sep 2009 08:26

Take a pic of it Ms personality and post it here uyeva (and dont go to google images, i wanna see ur shack in the background), plz do that before it eats u up, lmao

Ms personality
09 Sep 2009 09:00

Aiyibo felfel , you think i'll have the time to look for it just to take the pic, what if it eats me up......and we don't live in shacks

felfel
09 Sep 2009 09:19

LOL, ndiyadlala MsP, ur story is just tooo funny, lol, ndazi amaZim wentsomi qha, lol

Phikza
09 Sep 2009 09:47

ndazi amaZim wentsomi qha, lol........................tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl

dali
09 Sep 2009 10:02

lol

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