Kudala ndahamba kodwa i doubt very much uba there's anyone, unlucky as me etaxini.
now if you think that i'm being paranoid or snobbish, then i should share my taxi experiences with you.....
i mean if its not umntu sitting on me its umntu messing with my oxygen... now i really need a car, or somebody better steal me one!!
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was in a taxi last week neh, next to me kuhleli this cute little girl who looked like Piglet in Winnie the Pooh in her pink hooded jacket..she sneezed..on me!..(there is swine flu going around).........i hyperventilated
this wouldn't have happened if I had a car
going to catch a taxi ngenye intsasa...this cute little boy uye skolweni..u know how they like to play mos neh..anywho, hes playin and spinning aroooouuund..eish then his snort spun after him..then his mucus spun after the snort..I gaged.
this wouldn't have happened if I had a car
always and I mean always, on Tuesday nights when am on ma way back from school. I always have to seat in da back seat..i always get sandwiched between 2 people who think personal hygiene is a country somewhere in Brazil....... IalwI gag and hyperventilate
again.....this wouldn't happen if I had a car
izolo on my way from work..ndimlo ke neh kwiQuantum...ndiqubudile and minding my own business e backseat..when all of a sudden i feel this warm soft load onto me...next thing apologies apologies"yhu uxolo mntanam khandikbone"...this lady actually sat on me...yhini am I that invisibly small.......i felt deflated :-(
this wouldn't have happened if i had a car
this morning, taking advantage of the fact that am late and, it was the last taxi, they made me seat on a 5 litre paint bucket....my butt smells like Plascon and it feels highly flammable
.......i'm still hyperventilating
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