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need to buy or steal a car

Written by C4 from the blog Need to buy or steal a car on 04 Sep 2009
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Kudala ndahamba kodwa i doubt very much uba there's anyone, unlucky as me etaxini. now if you think that i'm being paranoid or snobbish, then i should share my taxi experiences with you..... i mean if its not umntu sitting on me its umntu messing with my oxygen... now i really need a car, or somebody better steal me one!! Supporting evidence was in a taxi last week neh, next to me kuhleli this cute little girl who looked like Piglet in Winnie the Pooh in her pink hooded jacket..she sneezed..on me!..(there is swine flu going around).........i hyperventilated this wouldn't have happened if I had a car going to catch a taxi ngenye intsasa...this cute little boy uye skolweni..u know how they like to play mos neh..anywho, hes playin and spinning aroooouuund..eish then his snort spun after him..then his mucus spun after the snort..I gaged. this wouldn't have happened if I had a car always and I mean always, on Tuesday nights when am on ma way back from school. I always have to seat in da back seat..i always get sandwiched between 2 people who think personal hygiene is a country somewhere in Brazil....... IalwI gag and hyperventilate again.....this wouldn't happen if I had a car izolo on my way from work..ndimlo ke neh kwiQuantum...ndiqubudile and minding my own business e backseat..when all of a sudden i feel this warm soft load onto me...next thing apologies apologies"yhu uxolo mntanam khandikbone"...this lady actually sat on me...yhini am I that invisibly small.......i felt deflated :-( this wouldn't have happened if i had a car this morning, taking advantage of the fact that am late and, it was the last taxi, they made me seat on a 5 litre paint bucket....my butt smells like Plascon and it feels highly flammable .......i'm still hyperventilating



24 Comments

nonzuzo
04 Sep 2009 10:57

Why don't you try BRT???

myname
04 Sep 2009 11:13

LOL no ROTFLOL, Ag shame askis nhe.

Ive been using taxis for the past 3months but hai shame mna i talk if im not comfortable bt so far im still ok. Its only one 28yr old guy who was singing ngomlozi (i think its to whistle, plz help me if im wrong). I still cant believe some pppl yhazi. How can u sing so loud like that as if u r in ur shower? 

Dont mention i roll on coz i give up.....I mean we have so many deodarant kodwa abantu r 2 scared 2 use it. And now its gonna b hot, uzobona i tell u!

hey man, if uyitholile plz help ur sista from another mother....I need a license 1st & a car. So steal for me too.

Ndisathathi khava futhi.....

Tshilo
04 Sep 2009 11:14

why dont u try metrorail

lady gaga
04 Sep 2009 11:15

that's why ngigalela abantu especially o ntanga maba driver their own cars while im in a taxi. so i feel u c4

Best-Achiever
04 Sep 2009 11:21

Try and find i lift club and give them money that you are paying for a taxi ... atleast you gonna be picked and drop at you hate and sit comfortable .... where do you stay, maybe i can find you someone in that area ..only if you are in JHB

Storrm
04 Sep 2009 11:22

I know what you mean....lmao though

C4
04 Sep 2009 11:27

they sit on me :-( BRT is in town, metrorail is in town...so if i take those whats the point, ngoba sendisetown already, alok i stay ekasi. Hey by the way..this is lyk my 1st blog eva..i am no longer a virgin when it comes to blogging :-) and yes i am hypervetilating

C4
04 Sep 2009 11:30

@ Storrm- i live in Port Eli hon

Green.arrow
04 Sep 2009 11:35

i always get sandwiched between 2 people who think personal hygiene is a country somewhere in Brazil......lol...u killing  me...

I love the oddest things...or rather,when im scared of something,i'll settle and make sure i love the alternative......
Because im frightened like hell of driving, I actually dont have a problem with taxis.....yes...even the joburg taxis...

Untill im the victim of their rudeness ofcourse...and tht hasnt happened yet....

monchooza
04 Sep 2009 11:39

reading this i am now hypervetilating...

myname
04 Sep 2009 11:39

BA can u plz help me too.......I stay in Pretoria & i work in Midrand. I dont want a pervert.....

Sana Lwam
04 Sep 2009 11:41

For some reasons I feel there is never a dull moment etaxini...there are those drivers that are rude and all but shame amataxi are not that bad anymore.

Sammis
04 Sep 2009 11:49

I know of an Algoa Bus in P.E. Doesn't it come through Kasi, love?

Best-Achiever
04 Sep 2009 11:49

myname most ppl that i know are in JHB and those in Pretoria also work around Pretoria ...will ask around though

C4
04 Sep 2009 12:05

Sammis i-bus gives me motion sickness, and lena ndinoyikhwela is for primary school kids...i 8nt havin none o' that..way too much hyperventilation

Sammis
04 Sep 2009 12:10

The C4 girl you need to rob a car dealership - fast! lol

Sammis
04 Sep 2009 12:11

The = Then

cleve
04 Sep 2009 12:15

LOL what a funny article. I can just see telling your story..........

monchooza
04 Sep 2009 12:34

C4 is ibhasi liyakugulisa then thola u sugar daddy..uzoba sorted...south africa has many possibilities

C4
04 Sep 2009 14:09

@ mnchooza...hawu!! suiker papa...andifunuba nesifo seswekile...lol @ Clive.. :-(...they sit on me

Pooky
04 Sep 2009 14:18

LOL@ Monchi......its alive with possibilities

Hi Clive lol

C4
04 Sep 2009 14:20

yeh..hopefully not including the possibility that some momma will smother me with her booty andifuthanisele

Tholi
04 Sep 2009 14:25

Shame honey i can imagine, but i think its better than trying to drive to work in the morning uvika onotaxi with their supid and irrisponsible driving.

cleve
04 Sep 2009 14:33

LOL Hi Pookzana


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