You're never gonna believe this ... there's not gonna be a shower-hour on the new Big Brother!!
It's part of the new season's "Revo-sucks-olution".
Call me a perve ( I am !) but it's one of my all-time best things seeing that first shower-hour, poking around who's got what and how big or small they are.
As you probs know, last season they stopped showing the Shower-Hour after complaints (a gazillion slaps to whoever did this!!) and this season they've decided to do without it completely.
I've asked about why specifically but haven't heard official word yet. Will keep you posted when I do but I imagine it has to do with the fiasco that happened last season.
At the time there was the story that the Nigerian government had complained or something, puhlease - as if they did haven't got more important things to do like running a country
instead of getting involved in making moral decisions about reality TV.
PS (in the middle): ANY policitian who has a view on reality TV has no place being in charge, Gordon Brown does it all the time with the UK's BB too.
The huge thing of NO shower-power is it's BIG
Brother - it's what it's all
about - to try to pretend it's anything else is beyond ridiculous. It's hardly like the housemates are gonna replace it with conversations that find the solution to world peace or how to keep your socks paired.
ALSO, what's the big deal about naked bodies? It's the whole point of it - everyone has one, it, two, whatever
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