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Do you have a funny kissing experience?

Written by blueroze from the blog on 29 Jun 2009
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Hey you beautiful bloggers

This is one thing I ant us to talk about
It may take some down memory lane
Some sweet some ehh let me not say

The first step in a lot of relationship is kissing
We kiss as a sign of intimacy with the significant other

                                    

Now what happens when you kiss a person and you almost choke cause for some odd reason they just chose to stuck their tongue in your throat…..

Do you have a funny kissing experience?

We’ll I have tasted different kisses
One would be so nice and sweet lingering on to my lips leaving me yearning for more…..mhmmmmm

                               i get green seeing hunk smooch like that

Then the other brother would just pull my poor lips to a point where I felt like they would just be ripped off
Tjo ende to think he thought he was all that….no wonder we never went far….

Moving right along…….there was one who would just put his thick tongue in my mouth and do noting….it was like he park it in my mouth……tjeeerrrr you will feel like you are choking…….yeses!

And then there was one who just kiss you without opening his mouth! Damn! He was disabled in the kissing department……ga a fetsa a go shebe with a smile sa go re “Joh that was nice” and in my mind I’m like eeeeuw!

                           there is sungthing about the rays......

Magenge I tell you I have kissed the worst!
Have you?
If you have do tell
Do you kiss same sex or different sexes as well?
If both which one is the best?



Mara I’m glad that in my longest relationship one ting I looooved was kissing!
Dang! That was one guy whose kiss you’d long for….
It was great; it was passionate; it was sweet; it was……tjooooo let me stop her before I say too much. Mara yes when we meet we sometimes


If you had one kissing tip to give what will it be?
Do you measure the likelihood of your relationship by the type of kisser the other party is?
Have you ever had a kissing buddy?



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blueroze
29 Jun 2009 14:19

okey dokey!

Dash
29 Jun 2009 14:27

Same sex kissing on the 1st 2 photos? Hmm. Let me read.

tizoz
29 Jun 2009 14:27

ga a fetsa a go shebe with a smile sa go re “Joh that was nice” and in my mind I’m like eeeeuw! 

it is an achievement for him lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eish pics are a bit disturbing....

GML
29 Jun 2009 14:28

This guy was the most popular guy at my school.

I was in std 6 and he was in Matric.
Yoh, we went to Mark park the one time, by the parking lot. We started talking. I was hoping he would kiss me and he did. Yoh. He had his jaw locked so tight his teeth were literally locked. He was using his lips to kiss me. I opened my eyes only to find his mouth moving in a very funny way. I kept thinking, are we not supposed to open our mouths. This was my 1st kiss. I went home and cried because it was a wasted first time kiss.

tizoz
29 Jun 2009 14:29

Same sex kissing on the 1st 2 photos? Hmm. Let me read.

not much is said about those....lol

zozoe
29 Jun 2009 14:29

iiiiiiiiii yooooo

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 14:33

eish pics are a bit disturbing....why professor? its kissing mos

maud
29 Jun 2009 14:33

what do you want, bad or good, i had them all, abakungcolisayo , and those abangazi ukuthi benzani, balidonse ilimi lize lifune ukunqampuka.
and the best one ohh i still miss him.

GML
29 Jun 2009 14:33

The one time we went to Gr 10 camp. All grade 10's had packed their cloths for a whole week.

yoh, this guy also in Gr10, i hooked up with him. He came to fetch from our dorm room at night. We started walking and talking with our torches in hand.

We got to a place and I was standing against the wall. He leaned in and kissed me. The guy had so much spit he transfered it into my mouth. I was thinking "oh hell no you didnt" So I immediately put the saliva and put it back in his mouth.

I told him that he should forget about me and the camp thing. What happens at camp stays at camp.

zozoe
29 Jun 2009 14:34

@GMLtell me about locking the teeth you'd wish to cry and this kind of things are done by very handsome guys

Dash
29 Jun 2009 14:35

My X came to visit yesterday with his friend and I asked him to come see "something" in my room. I kissed him and he kissed me like it was his last kiss on earth!! If it weren't for my periods only Gaad knows what would have become of us. Truth is ke nyorilwe hle bathong.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 14:35

This coloured guy i dated in 2004 is by far the best kisser i've ever had, he kissed me exactly the way i wanted to be kissed, pitty he was such a little player.........and he's name is Romeo..go figure

tizoz
29 Jun 2009 14:36

He was using his lips to kiss me. I opened my eyes only to find his mouth moving in a very funny way. I kept thinking, are we not supposed to open our mouths. This was my 1st kiss. I went home and cried because it was a wasted first time kiss.

Triple lol!!!!!

zozoe
29 Jun 2009 14:36

lol GML WA MPOLAYA TU!

myname
29 Jun 2009 14:36

what do you want, bad or good, i had them all, abakungcolisayo , and those abangazi ukuthi benzani, balidonse ilimi lize lifune ukunqampuka.
I feel you babes......& bacabanga ukuthi zizikhokho kanti benze i nonsense.

Good Afternoon Bloggers,

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 14:38

what do you want, bad or good, i had them all, abakungcolisayo both, everything; the good the bad and ugly

Sammis
29 Jun 2009 14:38

LMAO @ gml, gal you could write a romantic novel!!

faraimagic
29 Jun 2009 14:39

We man dont really care about kissing!!!!!!we can put our lips Anywhere around yo body!.....the Nastier the better  LOL! We close our eyes and lick between yo legs,and Ooooh we tell our frends not you, about the funny fishy Smell!he he he he he h ehe hehehe......

zozoe
29 Jun 2009 14:39

Truth is ke nyorilwe hle bathong.LOL DASH HAAI SHO

tizoz
29 Jun 2009 14:41

eish pics are a bit disturbing....why professor? its kissing mos

because I kissed a gal and I liked it... and I kissed a boi and I loved it.... triple lol!

zozoe
29 Jun 2009 14:41

@Farai sies you tell your frends

GML
29 Jun 2009 14:43

In Std 8 I had a BF who was also somewhat popular. We called him the technical guy because he was always preparing the microphones for events at school and stuff. anyway, he asked me ou and I agreed. He was a cheese people. When he ask me to his GF he said and I quote: "Gugu, would you be my girl?"

I was like ok. So it was time for us to kiss. He had the biggest juiciest lips ever. the problem was I had no idea what to do when he kissed me. He used to suck on my upper lip adn I would find myself with his lower lip in my mouth- mind you his lower lip was big. I found myself sucking on his lower lip so much when we were done his lower lip would be red. He was light in complexion. He would also say "mmmmm Molecules"

Yoh, I would be like WTF is molecules( I knew what they are but could not associate them with the kissing)
Plus i think he was obsessed with me and he had the biggest thingy ever- I was scared to go there with him.

faraimagic
29 Jun 2009 14:45

Not really not in details,or many words..LOL..@ Zozoe.....its just a guy thing!

Porkchop
29 Jun 2009 14:45

I once had a crush on this guy from church and it so happened he was feeling me too. during one of our revivals we sneaked out to get to no one another better bad idea as we were talking he leaned in to kiss me but his mouth never opened all i felt was a trickle of spit down my lips and chin it was so yucky i avoided him the whole night i think he got the message coz that was the last time i spoke to him.

Dash
29 Jun 2009 14:48

Then there was this guy with a VERY BAD breath. It was so bad that a 1 day old baby could be killed if exposed to it. Wa tseba a very grand looking guy. He kissed me and I was like tjo no this is not on. I almost vomited..

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 14:49

LOLOL gml and her molecules

GML
29 Jun 2009 14:49

Shame Porkchop: That must have been disgusting. Nje how nasty is it that people feel it's ok to pass saliva around

Strolicious
29 Jun 2009 14:50

Have you ever had a kissing buddy? Plenty even now,,He used to suck on my upper lip adn I would find myself with his lower lip in my mouth- mind you his lower lip was big. I found myself sucking on his lower lip so much when we were done his lower lip would be red. He was light in complexion. He would also say "mmmmm Molecules" LOL @ GML tjo i can imagine u wth hs lower lip.lmao

zozoe
29 Jun 2009 14:50

GML i admire your writing i wish i cud just put it as it is like you

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 14:51

this kind of things are done by very handsome guys
Yeses motho o tla etsa windmill in your mouth, you end up so dizzy and nauseas and ena o batla some more...tjeerrr

jinxed
29 Jun 2009 14:52

if i am going to keep u then u have to know how to kiss.

best experience-it was this r kelly lookalike dude from tertiary, he knew his business was good looking and a basketball player-damn - pity we could not hook up cos i was with someone else and he was average in the kissing business.

my fiance also knows how to blow me off- i especially likeit  when he takes it slow while we standing in passage in the house-there is soemthing about the kiss when we are in the passage-it cant be my imagination.

worst- it was this dude he pursued me  for a very long time and we ended kissing one day and the kiss was just so bad i started avoiding him from that time on.

my thinking is if he cant kiss he wont able to perform in bed- may be i am wrong.

anyway i am stuck with fiance for life now so it i wont be experiecing any more of bad kissing.

Thank God for the passage in my home.

Strolicious
29 Jun 2009 14:53

i love kissing if u cant kiss me dat when i cheat...

ngwana
29 Jun 2009 14:54

I love kissing and I know i can kiss, so it really pisses me off when i start making out with a guy and the either;

1. has too much spit in his mouth (i end the kiss so fast)
2. shoves his tongue in my mouth as soon as we lock lips (i believe you should start of with sucking lips and then if you decide to deepen the kiss you add tongue)
3. uses his teeth on my tongue and lips (only the skilled can put this one off )
4. When he knocks with teeth into mine (what is that all about?)

I've kissed girls -and a whole lot more- and i have to say those kisses have always been so nice and slow and soft.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 14:56

Then there was this guy with a VERY BAD breath. It was so bad that a 1 day old baby could be killed if exposed to it

i had to CTFU at this

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 14:56

He had the biggest juiciest lips ever. these sometimes di tsamaisana le bad breath esp if he loves licking them like phat whats his name

He would also say "mmmmm Molecules" jo nna weee terminology "molecules' of all words

Mafresh
29 Jun 2009 14:57

@ GML.....we went to Mark park ....

Which Mark Park?

ngwana
29 Jun 2009 14:59

Oh and dont you hate it when someone has kissed you and leaves the area all around your mouth wet - eewwwww

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 14:59

my last boyfriend was a very good kisser, damn i even want to cry thinking abt it. its one of those best kisses i ever had in my life.  

then there was this guy who cud'nt kiss, not to even save his life. when he kisses you its like dog drinking water, mare a hae tjeses!!! (i even want to throw up )

GML
29 Jun 2009 14:59

@zozoe: I learned from that time on that cute and popular guys have their short comings.

I was a freak at school so guys sometimes wanted to see how much of a freak I was, I was also very flirtatious. But only those 3 convinced me to stay away from School boys.

@Stro: To me him that was French kissing at it's best. Why he would think of molecules is beyond me.

It reminds of this guy who had a broken tooth. Tjo when he kissed me he used to suck on my lips and he did this thing with his teeth where he grabs your lips with his teeth, you I could feel his broken tooth stuck in one place while he thought he was being romantic. wish.

I love kissing. I always had a competition with my friends at parties to see who would kiss the most guys. But we never allowed it to go beyond kissing though.

GML
29 Jun 2009 15:00

@ Mafresh: In Vereeniging. Please dont tell me you are the Mafresh I also went to school with... Oh dear

Brown Shuga
29 Jun 2009 15:04

Sensitive topic...I can't comment without wanting to do it. Later :-(

jinxed
29 Jun 2009 15:04

i love the pics, the sunrays one is creative.

i once kissed my cousin's friends who went on to brag to cousin about how much of a good kisser i am.

i was blashing when i heard this from my cousin but happy knowing i can deliver

eish those tertiary years.

TerryN
29 Jun 2009 15:05

i love kissing if u cant kiss me dat when i cheat...

Strooo???

Then there was this guy with a VERY BAD breath. It was so bad that a 1 day old baby could be killed if exposed to it 

OMG...LMAO

myname
29 Jun 2009 15:08

Okukuphapha kwam i found myself kissing one of the bosses (No he is not my boss but we r using the same office, yi owner yenye i company). It was his birthday so i asked him to buy us a cake (its our tradition lapha ekhaya & ndimjwayele so dont be surprised). He bought the cake & after we ate i told him we dont have presents bt if he wanted it what would it be? He said a kiss & i thought ag man thats cheap & easy. A baby kiss is a just my son's kiss......guess what????? I got a deep kiss.

We kissed like we were lovers and boy he is damn good & so SINGLE lol........His lips are so delicious. Rite now we email each other like crazy. Ok we went out Saturday nite & i had blast. I came back home at 3 & we kissed again. Oh Lord his kiss!!!!!!!!!!!undikhumbuz'umfi! 

maud
29 Jun 2009 15:08

sorry Dash i seems that we have our nature problem at the sametime, and broze has to start this article today in all the days. 
i like kissing angizenzisi  infact thats were i start , if you dont certify me in kissing forget about everything. hey guys some people can kiss,

Pepsi Cola
29 Jun 2009 15:10

Guys why a u doing this u a taking down memory lane, iyu nisikhumbuza ngeyinkathi zethu I won't comment on this cuz it does cuz scars. Idon't wanna think about this but really I once went out with this guy, his was Tall I was short, but once we started kissing it felt like I was tall yes man he knew how too Kiss.

Then de guy that I am going out with now h likes tobe kissed like a kid, the first thing that he always does is a kiss, luckily he knows how too do that.

Dash
29 Jun 2009 15:15

Tell me about it maud and the flow is like a flood, I have to go to change almost every 2 hours in this recession! Atleast it's without pains.

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 15:15

my last boyfriend was a very good kisser, damn i even want to cry thinking abt it. its one of those best kisses i ever had in my life. yeses..damn girl

you I could feel his broken tooth stuck in one place while he thought he was being romantic. wish tjeeeerrrrr

Strolicious
29 Jun 2009 15:16

GML if ur teeth r adawise tjo i run for my life...u must have clean teeth for me to kiss u ....i met sum guy @ a party damn da brada was fyn,we ended up kissing,he kissed me so nicely,i cldnt gt enuf ogf him...it was @ NYT...da follow day brothas uzochecka tjo amazinyo bewa yellow as if bekadla i curry powder yeRajah...i felt like puking uma ngibona amazinyo akhe .

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:18

eish, guys with thin lips irritate me, you cant play with them and mina if you cant kiss nje, ngeke silaste mina nawe. my worst experience was some guy who thot pulling my lips until they were swollen was the best thing ever, mnciim, immature nigga!!! and my best was with a guy with not very thick but full lips, sigh.

myname
29 Jun 2009 15:20

tshotsho Stro, u already tasted your Rajah ROTFLOL hihihihi

GML
29 Jun 2009 15:20

My hubby is a good kisser. He just does it so well. and  When he puts his hand gently at he back of my neck and pulls me in. yoh- he drives me insane.

The 1st time he kissed me i was about to write an exam, I couldnt stop thinking about it and I was smiling like a fool in the exam room

Sammis
29 Jun 2009 15:21

Once had a guy who kissed so loudly I worried the neighbours would hear us! For a long time I didn't have the courage to tell him to take it easy. But I eventually did.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 15:22

Myname ungamyeki sana....bambaaaaaaaa londoda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:26

LOL @Romeo!!! kwakwakwa molecules..

myname
29 Jun 2009 15:28

Angekhe babes, he is next to my hips now (Honestly i was waiting for your response, LOL)

He is so FINE sana & that kiss???? upasile kum...

LOL Pooky

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 15:30

@maud

i like kissing angizenzisi infact thats were i start , if you dont certify me in kissing forget about everything. hey guys some people can kiss

ufuze mina ke wena ntanga!!!!!

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:30

When he puts his hand gently at he back of my neck and pulls me in>>>> eish sani!!! the way esengingakhona after leresponse, dayuuuuum!!!

Matha
29 Jun 2009 15:33

I had a girl that was hot but kissed like a dog it's not a good image trust me cause u need to close your eyes & when i close my eyes it felt like a animal "spotie" lick my face bad thoughts and you It's amazing how long tongues some people seem to have.

GML
29 Jun 2009 15:36

@Belz: the man does wonders I tell you. Not to mention that his aftershave is just too nice. I can just smell him nje when he kisses me. And when he kisses me just under and behind the ear. jerrrrrr

Mafresh
29 Jun 2009 15:37

@GML, Next to bo OK, the cinema, Edgars and water falls....Hee

Katlegom
29 Jun 2009 15:37

apparently Im a good kisser *clearing my throut* 

i have 2 kissing partners at work. i kiss them almost everyday. i call one of them whenever i go to the kitchen to get a smooch, i like kissing.

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:38

Katlego, i know of shag partners, not kissing partners!!! Dear God.

JadaPinkett
29 Jun 2009 15:39

Mmmmmm Well well well Kiss

Eish mina guyz I once had this problem with a guy owayethi njalo mengikisser angifake ulimi en I was like rrrrrrrrrrr wat goin must i chew his tongue then uzongibhixa ngamathe into ongayazi . 

En I also have this guy in my life Wow ..........I mean my man is a gudkisser i alwayz enjoy kissing him i neva got bored with him when it's cum to kissing. Damn man u such a gudkisser...en I luv u for that.

GML
29 Jun 2009 15:39

Yes, Mafresh: did you go to General Smuts?

Dash
29 Jun 2009 15:44

I like biting lips. I used to ask my X for a bite. I would do favours for him in exchange of a bite. Now I bite my thumb.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 15:45

eish sani!!! the way esengingakhona after leresponse, dayuuuuum!!!

CTFU @ belz...ur response reminds me of a certain blogger who always use to tell us of her wetness....... down there. 
Leyangane yayihlezi i-ON maxesha onke

LOL myname uyandizi neh.....why sana wamyeka. Okanye yilento nisebenza kunye neh...yoh kodwa myname i-single njena lendoda and he's a senior so which means u$ezinyukwini lol

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:46

eish GML, your hubby sounds like a clean men, those men tha tyou look at and wanna eat them!!!

felfel
29 Jun 2009 15:46

Wat about the dudes who will even try to share some of his oral juices while kissing,keep ur own spit man!!!!!!!!!!! eeeuuuwww......

I'm rather impatient when i dont get wat i want, so i normally just say to a guy who has some potential in other departments, "I need to teach you how to kiss ME." 
and if that fails, believe me that entire branch i CLOSED!.

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:48

I used to ask my X for a bite. I would do favours for him in exchange of a bite. Now I bite my thumb.>>>> kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwkakwakwakwakwawkawa, finished!!!!

Yho pookie, uGML funeka ayeke ukuthetha kanjena emini enje, and thina abantu bethu bakwamanye amaproovince, ngumhlola nje wodwa lona.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 15:48

LMFAO @ spotie....matha you finished me

GML
29 Jun 2009 15:50

@Belz: He is. I I were to show you a pic you would want to eat him. lol

zolx
29 Jun 2009 15:50

have had my bit of a share of mostly bad ones
one had huge lips and when kissing he would khamisa and have my whole mouth in his - yucky!
the other one would kiss tongue first - note no touching of lips - he'd come with his tongue liphandle nje and have his tongue inside my mouth the whole time (no exchanging or lip kissing) and i'd end up with a dripping mouth (outside) from his saliva - didnt last long

can think of two good ones
this boy (i think he was a year younger than me) could kiss - his kiss got me wet no matter where we were.
another one owayengukhwapheni, had very soft lips - this guy it was like kissing a gal. heis lips were so soft but such  a good kisser.mmhhhh

and my husband tops them all - he's takes me there...

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 15:51

tjo myname u single mos, ndi ngamkhwela manje!!!!!!

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:51

No please GML ngyeke tu!! lol.

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:54

he'd come with his tongue liphandle nje and have his tongue inside my mouth the whole time >>>> hahahahahahahaha.

and my husband tops them all - he's takes me there...>>> siyabong zolx if ubaba wendlini ekusa la ufuna khona.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 15:55

looks like this "kissing buddy " thing is  an in  thing mos

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 15:56

Once had a guy who kissed so loudly I worried the neighbours would hear us! was he making sounds like Archie Moroka? tjo those glooof gloooof sounds are a total turn off

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 15:56

hey guys we've been around ne, as for same sex kissing i dnt want to even know about it. i dont see myself kissing another woman, haa nka mo klapa......

belz
29 Jun 2009 15:57

lol @ gloof gloof, hihihihihi.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 15:59

he'd come with his tongue liphandle nje and have his tongue inside my mouth the whole time >>>> hahahahahahahaha. 
 
the image is killing me bathong CTFU

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 16:00

@blueroze

Once had a guy who kissed so loudly I worried the neighbours would hear us! was he making sounds like Archie Moroka? tjo those glooof gloooof sounds are a total turn off

yo,yo,yo,yo,yo LOL!!!!! dnt remind me of  Archie Moroka's lips, a big turn off.........

sexyd
29 Jun 2009 16:01

@ Blueroom was he making sounds like Archie Moroka? tjo those glooof gloooof sounds are a total turn off

I wanted to be a Silent Blogger but this had me in Stiches!!! hahahahahahaha

Glooof Glooooof Walakakakakakkakakkakakak

maud
29 Jun 2009 16:01

@Dash- better you ,mina i am so much in pains Sisi i even went to the doctor. i had a very bad weekend, but atleast i am looking forward to wednesday i know angeke ngishaye i krap. back to the kissing, 

Dash
29 Jun 2009 16:03

he'd come with his tongue liphandle nje and have his tongue inside my mouth the whole time >>>> hahahahahahahaha.

the image is killing me bathong CTFU

That is so nauseating!!! Sies maan!!!!

Pepsi Cola
29 Jun 2009 16:03

@ Mathe Ash askies Jo, dat is why I say I don't like to go down memory lane wit dis one, cuz ibalekisa igazi Hav u ever been kissed by some1 who had  a smoke then added with alcohol especially ibeer, agh man sis!! Dis is worse than yo experience jo!!

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 16:04

looks like this "kissing buddy " thing is an in thing mos no Pookzen ke kgale e teng, e start when you are scared go jola. mara as to why adults do this is beyond me. kiss someone fela nje! ko kitchen nogal...

belz
29 Jun 2009 16:04

yazi when you think about it, people should really stop this kissing nonsense and get straight to the point, someitmes umutnu usuke egrand endabeni, kanti akazi not ngekiss, manje usuphuthelwa ngumdee ngendaba zekiss.

Mafresh
29 Jun 2009 16:06

Ko States, GML

TheLady
29 Jun 2009 16:07

"he'd come with his tongue liphandle nje and have his tongue inside my mouth the whole time" there's nothing as disappointing as ulimi olubandayo on my lips...eeeuuuu

Cody
29 Jun 2009 16:07

LOL guys!! i once had this guy, who would stick out his tongue even before you can kiss him. He would say come here, and stick out his tongue immediately, yuck!!!!! it sounds so funny now when i think about it huu hai, him closing the eyes and sticking his tongue out! yuck! that is why a week was enough for the both of us.

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 16:07

dnt remind me of Archie Moroka's lips they look like those written Zambuk all over

Cody
29 Jun 2009 16:09

Who is blueroom?

Sammis
29 Jun 2009 16:10

yes blueroze!!! yislaik maan those sounds just kill the moment right there and then!! lol at gloooff glooof! the sticky-like sound gal, i get you!

belz
29 Jun 2009 16:10

hahahahahahah Cody, nami i was confused for a moment, ngasengibon aukuthi ngubluerose,.

Cody
29 Jun 2009 16:10

oh Mafresh you are also a homie!! i am also from that side.

Dash
29 Jun 2009 16:11

Sorry maud. Please dedicate 1 round to me on Wednesday. LOL

Cody
29 Jun 2009 16:11

ngasengibon aukuthi ngubluerose,.

Oh!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!! blueroom? LMAO!!!!!!

TheLady
29 Jun 2009 16:12

",Hav u ever been kissed by some1 who had a smoke then added with alcohol especially ibeer, agh man sis!!" I take it you don't drink...coz if you were drunk yourself and had a couple of smokes...you don't remember his alcoholic breathe...except if kusekuseni ke...eeeeuuuuu

GML
29 Jun 2009 16:12

Ko States Mafresh? Where is dat?

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 16:12

@Cody

i asked myself the same question but then realised she meant blueroze.... lol!!!!!

zolx
29 Jun 2009 16:13

i dont see myself kissing another woman - i'd love to try it. lady gaga do you wana be my victim?

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 16:14

Oh!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!! blueroom? LMAO!!!!!!
i saw it mara i did not want to spoil the fun...ke nna Cody

maud
29 Jun 2009 16:14

try kissing someone who knows how to kiss and has been drinking i Jameson god  your creation, izidalwa zakho thixo. mmmm

belz
29 Jun 2009 16:15

Reply from: Mafresh 6/29/2009 9:37:04 PM


@GML, Next to bo OK, the cinema, Edgars and water falls....Hee ??????? 

Ko States >>> Edgars States??? confused?

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 16:16

LMAO maud 

blueroze
29 Jun 2009 16:17

bye guys tweede!

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 16:18

the question is do YOU want to be my victim. it dsn't make sense to me, umfazi no mfazi hai zolx ithi uyadlala. i mean what are you expecting to feel. no,no,no,no, sisi if i do it then i will consider changing my name to boy gaga!!! * a sex change maybe*

Pepsi Cola
29 Jun 2009 16:19

Hey Guys hav u ever kissed some one who had drink i Hunter's Dry, U would'nt want 2 kiss anyone after that. it smells like hell !!!!!! If u have'nt try it

myname
29 Jun 2009 16:19

LOL myname uyandizi neh.....why sana wamyeka. Okanye yilento nisebenza kunye neh...yoh kodwa myname i-single njena lendoda and he's a senior so which means u$ezinyukwini lol (Everytime i highlight some blogger's response, i think of Katlego & i LOL but continue.....like now hihihi

Pooky & Lady Gaga, u so naughty yhazi!!!! But honestly he is a sweet thing but i wish i can say the same thing with his ekhaya dress sense. Dont get me wrong, he always wear suits at work almost every day i see him but yhoooo into ebendinxibele yona kula date hahahahahaha!!!!! He left me thinking (but i wont tell u coz nizondihleka). Other than that he is a great person.

POOKY & $$$$$?????? LOL, sana ungumXhosa wangempela hihihihihi

lady gaga
29 Jun 2009 16:19

i also have to leave guys! REKAOFELA!!!!!......

Cody
29 Jun 2009 16:20

LOL Belzzzzz!

There is a mall (or is it a shopping centre) in vereeniging called Markpark. so where GML was kissing this guy was near the Cinema in markpark. There is also a school called States, that is where Mafresh was schooling

Pepsi Cola
29 Jun 2009 16:22

Hey Guys it's time 2 go home thanx God Monday is over & it's End off the month Hola Majimbosi chst 2 u 2morrow!!!!!!!!!!!

belz
29 Jun 2009 16:23

i wish i can say the same thing with his ekhaya dress sense.>>>> LOL!!!!!  unxibani myname??? lol, umkhaya.

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 16:30

LOL utheni na ubhuti myname, unxiba is'qaba ahahahh, yila type ka maishwabane  tracksuit+ white formal  shoes ahahhahahh

kaloku myname when you make him your man you can change all that, you'll change his Sales House type of clothes to  the FABIANI type...he can afford it mos

zolx
29 Jun 2009 16:30

i mean what are you expecting to feel - it'll be just an experiment to sáy i've also done . jsut to see how it feels like ndive nalento iviwa ngabanye abantu who do it.

Cody
29 Jun 2009 16:35

Sales House type of clothes 

LMAO! LMAO and LMAO!!

myname
29 Jun 2009 16:38

Angekhe Belz!

Pookzit lets leave it there babes. His clothes r expensive but man they dont suit him esp his body & age.........u will figure out 4 urself. About changing him i think its gonna be a mission impossible i think i should just 4get about that bcoz uzibona eyi Super Dog.

Its my PAY DAY, chau chau guys! Ndisayokuzi rolla. Bye

Mafresh
29 Jun 2009 16:38

...you are also a homie!! i am also from that side...

Hi homie Codz , *wink Wink*

LM
29 Jun 2009 16:44

…….there was one who would just put his thick tongue in my mouth and do noting….it was like he park it in my mouth……tjeeerrrr you will feel like you are choking…….yeses! triple LMAO!!!!

And then there was one who just kiss you without opening his mouth: Yaaaah I'hv experienced this one shem....yena he just parted his lips enough to stick his tiny bit of tongue tip out, yesssess maan!!

Pooky
29 Jun 2009 16:45

are his clothes too small for his body?... or is he a Kenneth Mashaba type of guy who dresses more like a Senzo or an Ajax type

Matha
29 Jun 2009 16:47

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa some people Utter cock serious.

Mafresh
29 Jun 2009 16:52

I'm this close of calling someone I once, twice kissed and still think about him, especially when I see him.

LM
29 Jun 2009 16:53

LOL Pooky, you really want to know and help neh.....sekahambile uMyname...

Mafresh
29 Jun 2009 16:57

Let me love and leave u guys, ngisayoyifuna le ndoda. LOL!!!!!!

belz
29 Jun 2009 18:41

ROFLMAO Pooky!!!!! Sales house, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

blueroze
30 Jun 2009 07:21

Sales House type of clothes flip you guys are crazy! gotta love all you responses

he a Kenneth Mashaba type of guy who dresses more like a Senzo or an Ajax type tltltltltltlt i cant imagine Kenny rocking them Senzo jeans with Jacket with Ajax's bad taste in everything tltltltltltltltlt

dali
30 Jun 2009 07:39

Lmao @ all yo replies guys! Well a frend of myn once told me about dis guy who jst kept blowing air into her mouth instead of kissing her.

blueroze
30 Jun 2009 07:51

dis guy who jst kept blowing air into her mouth instead of kissing her. what was the guy doing excatly we dali? pufff pufff....tjerr magita a mang a tlaetse straight

Green.arrow
30 Jun 2009 07:55

...funny responses as usuall boggers...a very scary topic...i hate growing up sometimes....

zozoe
30 Jun 2009 11:10

lol at rajah teeth

lady gaga
30 Jun 2009 11:23

hai maan zolx, it just dsnt seem right to me, or maybe its because i love men too much to even want to try kissing a woman, i mean when i kiss someone especially if he kisses nicely i expect to feel his banana against or inside me,or even just to imagine him doing me. but if its a woman how will i fantises mara ye??!  dat makes me angry!!!!

zolx
30 Jun 2009 11:42

hai maan zolx, it just dsnt seem right to me, or maybe its because i love men too much to even want to try kissing a woman, i mean when i kiss someone especially if he kisses nicely i expect to feel his banana against or inside me,or even just to imagine him doing me. but if its a woman how will i fantises mara ye??! dat makes me angry!!!! 


hahaha no ladyg -was just pulling your leg

lady gaga
30 Jun 2009 11:47

i know sthandwa sam, but i just had to make it clear dat i dnt do abafazi period!! ngiyayithanda incanca ngenhliziyo yami yonke shame............lol !!!!!

zozoe
30 Jun 2009 12:08

lol

Candy Bar
30 Jun 2009 12:40

Intrstng topic Bronz
I had an x who wasn't good in the kissing dep (or atleast on the lips) but boy cud he kiss the lips btwn the hips.  Tjho!

belz
30 Jun 2009 13:23

lol ladygaga.

Pepsi Cola
30 Jun 2009 13:49

I had an x who wasn't good in the kissing dep (or atleast on the lips) but boy cud he kiss the lips btwn the hips. Tjho

@Candy Bar ashh Jo why a u reminding me of kiss the lips btwn the hips, de guys that I date they like dat, its like thought of de day for them, they can't live without doing dat & sometimes it embarrising!!!!

maud
30 Jun 2009 13:55

he can kiss between the hips i dont mind but he must not come back to my mouth.esexhaphile .

nekzo
30 Jun 2009 13:58

vele Maud nam ngiyavuma he must not come back to my mouth.esexhaphile .

Pepsi Cola
30 Jun 2009 14:03

@ Maud & Nekzo 

Guys u don't seem to b enjoying yo sex, phela kusuke seku extreme kakhulu, sorry guys if u feel offended askies.

Pooky
30 Jun 2009 14:03

eeeew

awelani
30 Jun 2009 14:13

I wonder where your parents are..abantwana ba manje nibolile maaan. tjooo. tltltl

obinna
30 Jun 2009 14:14

i remember the one guy who use to pursue me from standard9 and in ma third year i decided maybe the guyiz in love tjo i agreed and then we went on the kissing department oh the guy just grabbed me and he kissed me like he was pressed by urine and so fast and the mouth yoh i smelled something like a fish yoh i am disgusted to even think about it, that was the last i was with him i never wanted to meet him again it was bad tjo 

Pepsi Cola
30 Jun 2009 14:17

@ Awelani, ungayenzi ingathi awufiki lapho? or awufiki na, it just a discussion.  Sorry mannnnn.

@ Pooky can't say anyting yo lips a sealed.

maud
30 Jun 2009 14:18

some of our parents are at the graveyards and abanye basemsebenzini
Pepsi we are not offended at all, we all know the success behind our meme, even the baby powder does not pull it off, so mina you want to play under the beld stay there no upper cuts. sexis a hobby to some of us.

@awelani - this was a clean response even my mother will take months to figure it out LOL

blueroze
30 Jun 2009 14:19

@ Maud & Nekzo  ke eng? le feela o kara le ja dipilchards??? tltltltltlt jah neh!

Dash
30 Jun 2009 14:26

In most of the responses where the kissing was bad, I don’t hear you guys saying you told the guy on the spot that he was a bad kisser or that he had a bad breath. You seem like you endured the trauma and fled afterwards. Talk about how women are strong, you don’t just rock, you are rocks!!! (Yours truly included of course..)

Next time I kiss a guy and find him to be disabled in that department, I will kindly tell him to go straight to the point as one blogger said. If he sucks in both departments then, o loilwe.

lady gaga
30 Jun 2009 14:30

@Dash

Next time I kiss a guy and find him to be disabled in that department, I will kindly tell him to go straight to the point as one blogger said. If he sucks in both departments then, o loilwe.

watsho Dash!!! lmaol..........

savana
30 Jun 2009 14:32

lol Dash <oloilwe>

Pepsi Cola
30 Jun 2009 14:35

@ Dash

Next time I kiss a guy and find him to be disabled in that department, I will kindly tell him to go straight to the point as one blogger said. If he sucks in both departments then, o loilwe.

Sho,sho there Dash I support u on dat 1, big up's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maud
30 Jun 2009 14:36

@bluerose - the only word i could get was pilchards , explaine my love

blueroze
30 Jun 2009 14:48

ke eng? le feela o kara le ja dipilchards
i was saying is the reason why you dont like being kissed on the mouth after he kisses you between your legs is because you feel like you are eating pilchards

jaanong i cant translate it with proper english








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