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The Beauty Of A Totolozi

Written by HARAMBE24 from the blog The Beauty Of A Totolozi on 13 Mar 2009
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HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 08:22

Let us celebrate this wonderful work of us................which one had an impact on you, gud or bad...dish the 411

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 08:22

Let us celebrate this wonderful work of us................which one had an impact on you, gud or bad...dish the 411

myname
13 Mar 2009 08:28

Vele u did it ngwaneso!!!! let me read

myname
13 Mar 2009 08:31

I just wanna unscrew the damn thing from a man and walk around town with it I my mouth, like a stock-sweets (lollipop). U r so DIRTYYYYYY! ROTFLOL

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 08:35

LOL.....would it not be fun...myname?

myname
13 Mar 2009 08:37

Wait im stil ROTFLMAOL....OY MY GOSH!!!!! hehehe

i will b back manje ,i just need to breathe babes (oooohhhhhhhhhh)

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 08:44

H... just wanna confirm I read the whole article this time. Ehehehehe...lets see what your readers say.

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 08:45

I just wanna unscrew the damn thing from a man and walk around town with it I my mouth, like a stock-sweets (lollipop). >>> From Bosman to the Union Buildings... Modimo weeeeeeeee *shaking head*

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 08:48

Ohhh wiii...ok, let me get a cuppa coffee-I'll be back...ilollipop hahahaha

myname
13 Mar 2009 08:51

When that guy unzipped his pants and took it out, I thought it was a cat that was hiding in his pants. Yes, it was HUMOGOUES…i just cant stop LOLing......u r good when it comes 2 words standwa sam. This MUMOGOUES, it sounds so FINE.

Maar standwa sam nna akena le boyfreind, im still mourning bt i hope u r not talking about my current ex "Blame it on a certain sumbody who lives just outside vodaworld. I can neva past Midrand without off-ramping. " He is a shangaan man & he have this beautiful p*p* i ever seen, & its so clean ..

awelani
13 Mar 2009 08:51

LMAO,, I've only read the 1st paragraph,,, Hariri,, i love you,,LMAO

myname
13 Mar 2009 08:54

LOL the Moderator is also here.......am luving this place. Make sure ur coffee is strong LOL

I refused to give head to this other guy coz his was just damn ugly. It was not think, but fat…no fat dicks…I mean, the head was small and the body was big…hau bathong, it must loose weight. 

LOL

lorrelai
13 Mar 2009 08:55

LOL @ the DOOM sized one.

myname
13 Mar 2009 08:56

I meant HUMUGOUES .......im 2 excited, i cant even spell rite, kaloku the topic is about le ipipi LOL

dali
13 Mar 2009 08:57

oh my gaad H!

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:00

yes I was and got out of there faster than you can say, Blow Me. I just heard that he took some boy to Helen Joseph Hospital last week for an anal reconstruction – after he ruptured it. Apparently this is the third boy he has damaged. Geeeeze man!!!!

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 09:00

myname.............................i am not sure if the midrand dude is pedi or tsonga....well, it might just be him.....LOL

Toxic
13 Mar 2009 09:02

your best writing yet. I love this! have sent it to a couple of friends...this is sheer reading pleasure......

Strolicious
13 Mar 2009 09:03

I just wanna unscrew the damn thing from a man and walk around town with it I my mouth, like a stock-sweets (lollipop). LMBSAO

I thought it was a cat that was hiding in his pants. Yes, it was HUMOGOUES… 

yes I was and got out of there faster than you can say, Blow Me. I just heard that
he took some boy to Helen Joseph Hospital last week for an anal reconstruction – after he ruptured it...kwa kwa kwa ........tli tli tli....ROTFLMSAO

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:03

Im blogging alone LOL

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:04

mna ke I am a penis shopper – have shopped them left and right.
darling I have seen more dicks than my years combined and multiplied

SJOE???

What is a good penis according to you? 

Well i'd say my hubby's is just simple the best...anyway i would know any better cos i only know his....

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:05

i am not sure if the midrand dude is pedi or tsonga....well, it might just be him.....LOL then its a catfight hahaha (im still jealous kodwa he is my ex lol)

awelani
13 Mar 2009 09:05

LMAO LMAO@ the editor is just trying to console you bcoz its not only BEE that disadvantages your men – its also the length of the pipi.

I just heard that he took some boy to Helen Joseph Hospital last week for an anal reconstruction – after he ruptured it. Apparently this is the third boy he has damaged..YHOoooo, Ouch!!

and what about these light skinned guys who have a dark one, I can’t help but laugh….or the skinny one, which has a big head..i call those a knobkerrie… ROTFLMBVAO!!!  I missed yu hariri,,

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 09:10

Toxic...u humble me love.....Tazzy..you got expand your view of totolozis...it is not good for one to have seen only few tts..My name...worry not, i will pass u my ex too..LOL...
Awe...been busy searching to big totolozis

belz
13 Mar 2009 09:10

LMAO!!!!! im still reading, Harambe uyiskhokho maan!!!

blueroze
13 Mar 2009 09:13

LMASBAO....first paragraph....ijoooo H24 wa bua man!

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:14

what are ure experiences with a dick?

Ok 2 ansa ur q, Ok i neva seen a big 1 but i luv the previous ones. They were all mediums. Bt i would luv to see just TO SEE an Anaconda/HUMUGOUES

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:15

Tazzy..you got expand your view of totolozis...it is not good for one to have seen only few tts..

ROFLOL
Gal u are so funny..... um not sure whether i should take ur advise or not. Eish but i dont have the energy for all that ...indaba zamajola noku explore ama penis...:-)
Must say say ...i enjoy reading ur story, its so hilarious and you are so honest!

dali
13 Mar 2009 09:17

LOL myname

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 09:18

I've seem a knobkierrie...not a pretty sight.

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:19

Bt i would luv to see just TO SEE an Anaconda/HUMUGOUES

LOL @ Anaconda???
OMG...u guys are cracking me up here....

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 09:19

Tazzy H24 is a guy...who happens to love sbhombolozis

dali
13 Mar 2009 09:20

cant wait to c what nonny and andi will say about this!

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:20

My name...worry not, i will pass u my ex too..LOL...Thanks standwa sam but no thanks, im sure they r 2 corrupt & nam i dont wanna wake up in Helen Joseph Hospital with a painful anus, angekhe shlobo.

Giving birth was enough, uyevha!

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:20

What a knobkerrie? TheLady??

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:21

Tazzy H24 is a guy...who happens to love sbhombolozis

U joking????? 
ROFLMAO

awelani
13 Mar 2009 09:21

Um just like Tazzy, have only seen a couple of them d!cks, and hubby's just the best,  few yrs bek, it made skip school for few days, it made me lie to my sister and say I was going to visit a frend ko Vaal tech kanti mina ngi se H/brow, just a street away from her flat..lol. I cant do without it, wud have loved to see THE HUMUNGOUS one thou, maybe I will see it on porn dvds :)

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:23

cant wait to c what nonny and andi will say about this!

Cant wait to c what Centerpiece  and Ms tebby will say about this!... 

awelani
13 Mar 2009 09:25

gosh, I still cant stop lafing @ ur story Hariri,, u cracking me up dear,, LOL LOL

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 09:25

A knobkierrie is a traditional stick (Zulu man carry them) ,it's thin with a huge head-think lollipop Tazzy

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:26

Um just like Tazzy, have only seen a couple of them d!cks, and hubby's just the best, few yrs bek, it made skip school for few days

LOL @ Awelani....limnandi neh???

Molilo
13 Mar 2009 09:26

Eish there is one HUMUGOUes that I miss, I really loved it not the owner. 
Eish and to think the owner loved me to bits it really breaks my heart. 
But after the g/friend called me and told me he is +ve I stayed away from the owner. 
Eventhough I sometimes thinks she was scaring me away. Damn Harry y did u have to remind me of that tool.

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:27

it's thin with a huge head-think lollipop 

hahahahah...i get it TheLady

zolx
13 Mar 2009 09:27

ohhh thank you H24..now running back to read. i hope its got all the dirt or should i say naughty bits cos i like that..

cleve
13 Mar 2009 09:27

OMW!!!!!!!!!!! kwa kwa kwa, I have seen a very few dicks in my life and you tempting me to explore. Tjo you'll break marraiges out there H24.

belz
13 Mar 2009 09:28

LOL!!! myname. i have seen a corn curl, was supposed to spend the night with this guy but when i saw his curl, i excused myself, left after a horrendous round that left him panting , for what i dont know.

There is one right now that i simply think was designed for my cookie, it fits perfectly, dont know under which class i can put it but its the best!!!

awelani
13 Mar 2009 09:31

LMAO @ belzy,,,corn curl?? kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

@Tazzy, gal,, once u taste it, there's no turning bek, which makes me wonder how non-virgins celibate ppl survive..

@Cleve,, u can say dat again,, hariri, exploring will break marriages, unless if I get a guiltfree-pass for a weekend, lol

maddie
13 Mar 2009 09:35

yhoo Harambe this is a beautiful piece ngwaneso, someone appreciating totolozis.

I agree with u on the circumcision part, how r we to blow these pipis when they're not cut, I made a rule, I'll never blow an uncut pipi never.

the one thing I can not stand about Cosmo is the lie it tells white women (that is their target market). That size does not count, poor whites – yes,

I read this other article on Cosmo they were talking about pipis from different cultures and didn't like the way they dissed my black brother's pipis, they were saying that black brothers are well hung but they cannot protrude and that white males are not so well hung but they can protrude I mean please.

Just 1 question though H24 do u blow them in a plastic or not, and if not aren't u scared u might get infected cos u apparently BJs are not also not safe if done without a plastic

nekzo
13 Mar 2009 09:36

LMAO @belz...corn curl ...enjani-ke leyo sisi

ms.tebby
13 Mar 2009 09:37

Experiments in a laboratory (The lab)
H24 could do a documentary!

nekzo
13 Mar 2009 09:39

Just 1 question though H24 do u blow them in a plastic or not, and if not aren't u scared u might get infected cos u apparently BJs are not also not safe if done without a plastic......@ Maddie hawu I didnt know that

Cande
13 Mar 2009 09:39

OMW Harambe, one can tell that you are a writer by proffession.. This is soo soo good honey. am still a V Power so no dick for me LOL!!!!

ms.tebby
13 Mar 2009 09:39

Reply from: Tazzy 3/13/2009 3:23:33 PM

cant wait to c what nonny and andi will say about this!

Cant wait to c what Centerpiece and Ms tebby will say about this!...
 

LOLOLOL Tazzy...why u putting me on the spot, kwa kwa kwaaaa

belz
13 Mar 2009 09:39

BJ with plastic?? how?? the plastic itself would infect me. maddie, who was writing that piece, they dont know what they are talking about.

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:42

LOL @ Ms T....
Askies vriendin.....was just curious what ur thought would be on the topic!

Strolicious
13 Mar 2009 09:43

i've done thing my mom wldn't be proud of just for da dicccccccks....i've dff totolozi's/shombolozi's...only four to go then i can cross da boarder..if i can gt a White,coloured,indian and ndebele's...then i will die a happy soull

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:45

am still a V Power so no dick for me LOL!!!! Stay as u r dear, coz u can get addicted!!

LOL Belz (hai cha shame azange ndithole i niknacks b4, ingaba im lying) Shame girl i-disappointment engaka LOL

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 09:48

only four to go then i can cross da boarder..if i can gt a White,coloured,indian and ndebele's...then i will die a happy soull

LOL @ Stroo
Gal u mean serious business....hey???

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 09:50

Oh dlala Stroh hahahaha...
I've ridden a train for a totolozi...turned out to be a cheese curl...I wanted to cry just looking at it-yek'imali yami!!!

I cheated on my then bf-found my cheating partner had a knobkierrie, worse the then bf caught me...now I have to see it first before deciding what to do...if you are far-take a pic and mms me...whatever Iwanna see it before I decide whether I do you or not...



Beyonce
13 Mar 2009 09:51

I WILL BE BACK

belz
13 Mar 2009 09:51

Ewe myname, and its worse ngoba ubemhle loyabhuti maan, i was so dissapointed.

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:55

its worse ngoba ubemhle loyabhuti maan Sometime u shuld stay away from cute boys, uyolamba wedwa.

Mna i stop doing cute boys, ndizithandela abo medium (i mean everything ibe medium), aba ba njeee

felfel
13 Mar 2009 09:56

i once had one which was shaped like a boomerang, my gudness it felt like i was doing myself with a hanger, it kept knocking me sideways, i never went back, lol....

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:58

LOL Felfel, can u imagine i hanger le yocingo LOL hahahaha wayekonwaya moss

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 10:00

NEVA..i will not blow with plastic..wanna taste the pre-cum all the time.
Why is it like some of u have only seen ahndful of dicks...pls man...explore a little...see them in various shades and length....

zolx
13 Mar 2009 10:00

H24 my darly that was what i expected from you and more. 

Now back to totolozi's. I think i've only medium sizes bt would also like to be ruptured by a HUMONGOUS one. good stories nhe H24, but i wanna find out how do you know them - how come you only get laid by EXTRA larges

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 10:00

ROTFLMAO felfel's boomerang

Guys we are suppose to be appreciating them...

awelani
13 Mar 2009 10:01

BOOOOOMERANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 10:02

Sometime u shuld stay away from cute boys, uyolamba wedwa

@myname... NOTED!

ROFLOL @ Felfel.

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 10:05

ZOLX: I have been in this business of totolozi shopping for a long tym..i can tell if a dude has a big one before i even make a move.....

zolx
13 Mar 2009 10:06

wanna taste the pre-cum all the time.- imuncu (sour) ke lo pre-cum..dont like the taste - as soon as it comes i stop or lick sidewayas/

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 10:07

How do you tell H24?

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 10:09

The Lady......Its the structure of a man...put a man in front of me and i will tell you if he is big or not. It has nothing to dow ith his feet, hands or whateva..just a glance and i will know if ke boi-boi or ke Man of Power

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 10:10

I have been in this business of totolozi shopping for a long tym.. i can tell if a dude has a big one before i even make a move.....

how?? please enlighten us...H24

Sana Lwam
13 Mar 2009 10:17

Oh Harambe is back namanyala!!!

Sobza
13 Mar 2009 10:29

I will be back........let me drink some water.

myname
13 Mar 2009 10:29

just a glance and i will know if ke boi-boi or ke Man of Power 

So u r a Penis Analytic....hihihi

myname
13 Mar 2009 10:33

Nkosi yam asoze senze manyala in peace yhazi Maddie ....

Im sure they r buzy creating i condom yomlomo.

Thanks Maddie.

belz
13 Mar 2009 10:34

i need strong coffee after reading maddie's script.

belz
13 Mar 2009 10:35

LMAO!!! myname, ibhitiri eyomlomo wethu, this normal one ngeke ngiyifake emlomeni wam'

nekzo
13 Mar 2009 10:36

@ Maddie thanks dear please mention your source

ms.tebby
13 Mar 2009 10:36

LOLOL Sobza

monchooza
13 Mar 2009 10:37

Maddie ikuku ayifani ne pipi...ukuguka okuningi kusekukwini than epipini.....i oral e dangerous is the one performed on a woman than a man

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 10:39

Maddie...i know all that crap...but pls the worts thing i can get is bolwetsi bja sebete...so, i am sticking to cocksucking one on one...its bag enough that the sex has no be in a condom..sorry sister, i can handle any STD that cums after oral sex...
whats next..NO *bleep!*...................?//

belz
13 Mar 2009 10:43

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! monchoo and Harambe, hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Mafresh
13 Mar 2009 10:46

Eish H24, wa nkopotsa some dude was ko Pitori. Hei, this guy I met had this positive charge that was so attractive to my electrons. I became wet down there every time he touched me. One day a hakolla zip ya hae, Joooooo!!!!, ha tswa katse, and me I ran away. It was so Enormous; the thought of it inside me gave me wings/redbull style. And the dude is so proud ka p!p! ya hae, he still calls me and promise to take me to cloud 9

sanas
13 Mar 2009 10:50

Thanx Hararah, great topic...mmhhhhh will comment later

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 10:50

the thought of it inside me gave me wings/redbull style. And the dude is so proud ka p!p! ya hae, he still calls me and promise to take me to cloud 9

ROFLOL @ Mafresh

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 10:52

Mafresh....basemane ba Pitori can do sumthing...sumthing ka katse tsa boane...mare le wena, u must go back and get on cloud 9

Renegade
13 Mar 2009 10:53

I am only on paragraph 3 and coz of workload today, i have to come and go...so i'll be back, but so far...YA NE! You make me wanna liberate myself khaladzi

maddie
13 Mar 2009 11:02

Maddie...i know all that crap...but pls the worts thing i can get is bolwetsi bja sebete...so, i am sticking to cocksucking one on one...its bag enough that the sex has no be in a condom..sorry sister, i can handle any STD that cums after oral sex...
whats next..NO *bleep!*...................?//

Harambe I know u like sucking these cocks and guys love that too but u have to consider the possibilities of infections, it's a pity we cannot enjoy these things completely without worrying about our safety, I think slowly but surely we're moving towards monogamous realtionships, and u said urself in one of ur articles that u advocate safe sex

ms.tebby
13 Mar 2009 11:04

@ Mafresh<<...he still calls me and promise to take me to cloud 9.>> ka katse ya gagwe? tl tlt lt lt tlt tl, kwa kwa kwa kwaaa...mare batho ba bona dilo mo lefatsheng mos!

Mafresh
13 Mar 2009 11:08

H24...Yona entle (e fit like Joost van der mang mang in the rugby field), mona fatshe maar it’s the type which will lend me ko JHB hospital or confine me on a wheelchair for a week. Jo, jo!!! what will I say to husby?

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 11:15

Mafresh........LOL...wa mpolaya hle...hau, Husby will not know a thing..tell him, u feel or something...u gat taste a cat msoadi...LOL

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 11:16

Umaddie the voice of reason...

Sana Lwam
13 Mar 2009 11:21

My experiences: 

I have to agree that some cutie pies are not such a pleasure at all. There was this boy not far from my place and he is soo cute and yummy kodwa the totolozi was so wrong. It was shaped like a banana and so skinny yet long. I tried to console myself by sucking it, big mistake! It was like sucking a stick se loliipop and not the actually lollipop. 

Next was this guy, we were doing our in-service training… the guy is not good looking infact ke skobo but mama mia, his totolozi is so good in all ways possible – the length, the width, height. It’s like A = LXB but the thought of being seen with him during the day ooh hee. 

Then there are the not so perfect ones, the ones that take the urge away and keep the tswayi away. 

Eish!! I can’t blog a lot today… will catch up late with the night shift. Bye all. 

One last one Harambe, My dedications: –
Hi Tazzy longtime no cyber c’ing u, ms Tebbylicious ***wink wink***, myname nc nc nc uyazithanda izimanga, nekzo a BJ is not a BJ with a plastic lahv, Molilo, I’m hlekaring at the HUMOGOUS ONE. Bye HARAMBE 24
Will try to blog again,

Toxic
13 Mar 2009 12:24

Harambe, please report to GMAIL pronto!

Strolicious
13 Mar 2009 12:24

Lol @ TL...I've ridden a train for a totolozi...turned out to be a cheese curl...uthanda izinto..

odie
13 Mar 2009 12:36

oh modimo wa tshwaro. 
 

myname
13 Mar 2009 12:51

myname nc nc nc uyazithanda izimanga, My mom would b so disappointed if she can read this yhazi SL, im an angel.

Guys its 1 so later nhe

maud
13 Mar 2009 13:00

i one met this guy who is handsome and have a perfect totolozi, although i prefer abo ugly, and by the way , i can smell it from a distance if you are a have not i dont even smile at you.

s

TerryN
13 Mar 2009 13:06

i can smell it from a distance if you are a have not i dont even smile at you


LOL @ Maud

andi01
13 Mar 2009 13:22

What a great article, the content and the writing style.

Mna I love the shombolozi shame and thats why I have vowed never to miss a chance to have a good shag, NEVER, I cheat if I have to, serious. But the roll on must j\know that "its no strings attached sort of thing"

My man has the yummiest piece of thing ever, but I only see him on weekends, during the week, i take time to visit my ex who has one of the best shombolozi's on earth, although wil never get back to him.

KeleFabulous
13 Mar 2009 13:28

this is the best read in a long time. eish mara o nketsa ke ome jwanong. 

what's wrong with an uncut one? i really don't care, as long as it's clean.

KeleFabulous
13 Mar 2009 13:29

H24 you're one of the few that can actually go out there and get what they want without worrying about "morals". eish but you're an inspiration waitse

JadaPinkett
13 Mar 2009 13:30

Iyo Harambe24!..............Itotolozi ha ha I love the word

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 13:39

KeleFab-can you go down on an uncut one?

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 13:39

Guys, I'm still in that presentation, Im just here to confrim that yes I have read this article. I will comment later on my experiences though. Coz I don't have time manje.

awelani
13 Mar 2009 13:42

TL,, u can pull the turtle-neck down and give it a good blow,lol

JadaPinkett
13 Mar 2009 13:44

Ulithanda kabi itotolozi Harambe24

KeleFabulous
13 Mar 2009 13:49

TL i have

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 13:50

The thought alone makes me wanna puke Awe...hell no, no polonecks here-hence me seeing it before I decide whether to do you or not...

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 13:51

OK, I where there is a totolozi, there is a will and a way.
I have made means to be able to blog manje. Iyohhhhhhhhh u guys can talk.
Neway, I'm proud to say that I have seen my fair share of sbhombolozi's and cheese curls. So much so that I touch as soon as possible, so that I know the ride is worth the wait.

My greatest observation in life has been that the sweeter the guy, the smaller the dick.

felfel
13 Mar 2009 13:51

* it's getting hot in here,
so take off all your clothes,
I am getting so hot 
I wanna take my clothes off *

KeleFabulous
13 Mar 2009 13:55

TL there's nothing to it really now. my first sexual partner - his was uncut. at the time i knew next to nothing about d*cks and their shapes and sizes etc. he taught me alot and since then i've seen and done cut ones and can't say one is better than the other. kuya fana nje!

Dimago
13 Mar 2009 13:57

My greatest observation in life has been that the sweeter the guy, the smaller the dick. 
Yho, i was not going to comment but this KILLED me...LMAO Nonny!!!!

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 14:01

Serious Dimago, u meet a guys and he is sweet, caring, blah blah blah and then at teh end u realised he is the "Is it in yet type"...........mximmmm!!!

blueroze
13 Mar 2009 14:09

hell no, no polonecks here-hence me seeing it before I decide whether to do you or not...tjo TL ha ha ha yeses....wa mpolaya...lona mara mabloggers............

maddie
13 Mar 2009 14:10

kelefab it's just not the same

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 14:15

NO POLONECKS......LOL

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 14:17

LOL @ Nonny's GREATEST observation in LIFE.

KFab, my first bf was uncut too-I didn't enjoy blowing him- the folds of skin on my mouth were just yuck! I then encountered an uncut one...damn I just put icy water and coffee and he knows I mean business

ms.tebby
13 Mar 2009 14:24

lolololol andi @ last paragraph, tl tl tl tltl

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 14:25

My first (who is now my ex) set a really standard for the followers, so ke I tend to be quite picky when it comes to totolozi's, coz mina I had a pro for a starter. Till today, if I God said to me, u are dying tomorrow, so have ur last shag. I would do him. It is not a ridiculously choke urself dick, it is big enough and he has excellent technique, that's why we made a promise to each other to do each other until we die.

belz
13 Mar 2009 14:27

LMAO!!!

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 14:28

LOL................

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 14:29

i take time to visit my ex who has one of the best shombolozi's on earth, although wil never get back to him.
That is exaclty the same with me, I even said to him when we broke up: "Ndoda I cam part with u, but not with ur sbhombolozi, ngiyalithanda and ngiyazifela ngalo"

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 14:34

"we made a promise to each other to do each other until we die." Poor hubby

mstick
13 Mar 2009 14:36

Today its indeed friday the 13th this is a killer article let me go back to reading H24...mhhhh

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 14:37

"we made a promise to each other to do each other until we die." Poor hubby
I amend that contrac TL: "We will do ech other until we die, until a man of his caliber arrives"...........LOL

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 14:42

Ya Nonny-strive to get someone to beat your last experience hahaha

Pooky
13 Mar 2009 14:46

My greatest observation in life has been that the sweeter the guy, the smaller the dick.

damn that is so true....yerrrr

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 14:49

Ya Nonny-strive to get someone to beat your last experience hahaha
TheLady - In life, u gotta have standards and always achieve better than ur last goal, otherwise u will settle for every silly little cheese curl.

Lbg
13 Mar 2009 14:56

HARAMBE24 this is too nyc.
I didn't give pipis much thought.
Am starting to wonder if guys check if our cookies fat or boney or i don't know.
Do you think they check.

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 15:00

Am starting to wonder if guys check if our cookies fat or boney or i don't know.
Do you think they check.

LOL

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 15:02

Am starting to wonder if guys check if our cookies fat or boney or i don't know>> >>  We do belive me and I think the bad about dicks is nothing compared to what guys go through ka dikuku.

awelani
13 Mar 2009 15:09

how do u check tdc??

Pooky
13 Mar 2009 15:09

CTFU @ Tdc

Lbg
13 Mar 2009 15:10

tell us more........

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 15:13

Not my cake.. to tell i mean.

Pooky
13 Mar 2009 15:14

tdc what is it that guys go through then ??..

limtucker
13 Mar 2009 15:14

Eish this shag mate of mine, he gives thug-shaggin, man, and he lets me know that, he enjoyin me,

Esih, i think ama go get him 2night, ha- a bakithi, this article is foreplay all by itself, coz em soakin wet, and horny like a frog

let baby
13 Mar 2009 15:15

i had different size so i told myself dat i c it 1st if its just a tooth pick i run cos i dont want to b thinking about watz next on tv... i met this shangaan he made me bug for more then a mosotho he was also good so i dont do stompies am sorry

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 15:19

Am not the type to tell about women's virgina's... or talk bad about such or the women themselves. Infact you wouldnt find guys who tell well those in my league dont...maybe some dudes out there do..

mstick
13 Mar 2009 15:24

@TDC...We do belive me and I think the bad about dicks is nothing compared to what guys go through ka dikuku.

ke eng le a swimma......in the ocean.....

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 15:26

Yho limtucker bets for both sides...you go bro...at least you admit it.

Lbg
13 Mar 2009 15:26

Am not the type to tell about women's virgina's... 

You are a shaggable man one that doesn't eat and tell wow.

wAgEwaB.I.G
13 Mar 2009 15:30

hey LBG, wat i can add on that is that what happens in bed stays in bed, eish this days ppl have sex or do sex acts just for the fun of it, mara y?

Pooky
13 Mar 2009 15:33

and i love you for that TDC

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 15:42

Thanks Pooky for making my head bigger than it is now LOl..

monchooza
13 Mar 2009 15:42

<<>> hell yeah

awelani
13 Mar 2009 15:47

LOL @ WWB..swiddy, Hariri is a he.

monchooza is speechless, lol

Mafresh
13 Mar 2009 15:49

Hmmm TDC, u r such a gentlemen watseba... (wink, wink)..Im impressed. O nkgopotsa.....hmm, e re ke e tlohele taba ena

sponono
13 Mar 2009 15:52

wAgEwaB.I.G 
i suppose you also dont read other entries...HARAMBE is a guy...not a she OK  he's gay..so get with the program!!!...LOL

by the way.. H24   do you ever get a BJ yourself or you just enjoy servicing --just wonderin - (a friend of mines once said he'll neva let his girlfirned give him a BJ because it gives her power over him...we all assumed he probably screams calling for mama if he gets a BJ..and he's to macho to be in such a position..LOL)

tshepiso
13 Mar 2009 15:54

hAH!!!!!!!!!  HARAMBE24 
Anyway it good  to tell the truth atleast Iam not alone 

I have see/tested so many types penises, I am even tired and resigned from that behavior its no good. 

free of charge advice 
" the more you change penises is the more you cookie become taster(spelling) narrow and your performance improves a lot 
Remember we learn by day.
Now I am just welcoming those virgins 

Let me read further

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 15:56

wAgEwaB.I.G -go pm Fdvd or something...we are appreciating totolozis here.

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 15:58

Ke eng ka wAgEwaB.I.G? I mean really mosadi..where have you been living? I have been writing these antics for a year now and if ure not farmiliar with my articles...do not read it and DO NOT PM and DO NOT WRITE AN ARTICLE WITHIN MY ARTICLE...SORRY

sponono
13 Mar 2009 15:58

BTW   wAgEwaB.I.G.....is this a copy and paste moment...and is  Crankyputz  your other name  or its your source...just wonderin..but some of it makes sense

ms.tebby
13 Mar 2009 15:59

i was about to read another article, & saw sponzaponza's name , i followed , knowing i'm gonna have my ribs cracked

Pooky
13 Mar 2009 16:00

tl tl tl tl TL

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 16:00

I love watching a gal fight... hi hi hi mojwetse Harambe Lol. Eish ka gopola Madenza.

TheLady
13 Mar 2009 16:01

Please delete her response H24, before we give her attention.

sponono
13 Mar 2009 16:02

kwa kwa kwa  @ article within article..LOL  (runnin back to the bathroom to re-examine my dick ....wonderin if its a cheese curl or a banana split, or a doom can...mmhhh issues issues issues)

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 16:02

Mara wAgEwaB.I.G o ngwala masepa ne...LOL

Cody
13 Mar 2009 16:03

How wrong was I ! When that guy unzipped his pants and took it out, I thought it was a cat that was hiding in his pants. Yes, it was HUMOGOUES

Oh my gosh! Bathong?Haibo, sho! Harambe's cat caught my tounge! im speechless!

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 16:05

BTW wAgEwaB.I.G.....is this a copy and paste moment...and is Crankyputz your other name or its your source...just wonderin..but some of it makes sense
I've read this somewhere, so it ain't his words that's for sure.

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 16:06

kwa kwa kwa @ article within article..LOL (runnin back to the bathroom to re-examine my dick ....wonderin if its a cheese curl or a banana split, or a doom can...mmhhh issues issues issues)
Can I help u do that check Sponza?

sponono
13 Mar 2009 16:10

Hello ms tabby....i'm just wonderin if i have a totoloz or a sbhomboloz...no one eva complained, but you know how you girls can stick to a relationship no matta what..(for other benefits..hi hi hi.LOL...

off topic  TDC..what happened to Madenza vele....sorry H24

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 16:10

OMG..

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 16:12

but you know how you girls can stick to a relationship no matta what..(for other benefits..hi hi hi.LOL...
LOL, u have been in teh game long enough then!

awelani
13 Mar 2009 16:14

WWB,,, angifuni ngo Hariri, so stp your bullsh!t..

sponono
13 Mar 2009 16:15

Nonny.....
dont worri I think I'm OK...I'm scared of the things you might do..uzonginemba  ngize ngishiye nomunt'wam...LOL

off topic (sorry H24) BTW  why hasnt anyone said anything about RGB's chris brown story  

H24 u havent answered my question!!!

awelani
13 Mar 2009 16:15

Hi Spopo,,thanx to H24, u came bek,,lol

awelani
13 Mar 2009 16:17

so since ur scared of Nonny, can I come **no pun intended**lol....i wont bite, i promise

Cody
13 Mar 2009 16:19

moenie my koek krap nie...asb

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
you mean as in like the hanger person in felfel's response ?ROTFLMAO

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 16:19

Nonny.....
dont worri I think I'm OK...I'm scared of the things you might do..uzonginemba ngize ngishiye nomunt'wam...LOL

LOL, kanti bengizothi faka kancana bese ushiyele okuningi umuntuwakho.

sponono
13 Mar 2009 16:20

wAgEwaB.I.G    of course  you do :) Good for you
I dont understand the afrikaans bit though..LOL

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 16:22

@sponono, better watch u saying cos i knw alot bout you ney, moenie my koek krap nie...asb
wAgEwaB.I.G - Plz leave us to blog in peace wena, and besides u have an appointment with the dentist, to fill those two front teeth that u have missing coz of all that Cape fish.

awelani
13 Mar 2009 16:23

u have an appointment with the dentist, to fill those two front teeth that u have missing coz of all that Cape fish...yhoooooooooooo,, LMAO,, Nonnyy Sixple kwass

sponono
13 Mar 2009 16:38

Nonny check your PM

helo awelani-...I'll think about making you come..(to me....LOL) i dont mind if you bite here and there a little bit ...hi hi hi

mstick
13 Mar 2009 16:45

@sponono, better watch u saying cos i knw alot bout you ney, moenie my koek krap nie...asb

Tjoooooo

Plz leave us to blog in peace wena, and besides u have an appointment with the dentist, to fill those two front teeth that u have missing coz of all that Cape fish

tl tl tl tl tl tl tl.......dead this is what i've bin missing ka TVSA

Nonny
13 Mar 2009 16:51

Sponono, I have responded to ur PM.

Cheers blogger, I'm out!

Onna
13 Mar 2009 17:18

Eish u wagwhateva is suffering from drought so Hariri u r making her jalus she should be ignored.
Thanks for a fresh bolg we were gettin tired of the dear dolly ones.
Bwa ha ha ha ha @ the doom can.............

Mafresh
13 Mar 2009 17:42

Mabloggers...cyber c u on Monday, iredbull is in my system(im so horny), gotta run to husby to hlotha my wings. Hope to c good blogs on Monday

Bra Bizza
13 Mar 2009 17:52

who the hell is this wAgEwaB.I.G

udume ngani vele???


great piece of writing...its good to know that we have talented people like you...and i mean your writin skills buddy!!!

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 17:55

<<<<At times, I just wanna unscrew the damn thing from a man and walk around town with it I my mouth, like a stock-sweets (lollipop). >>>>
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 17:58

<<<But the dude is Xhosa, they are more famous for cut cocks, not big cocks…. >>>

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 18:05

<<<Why is it like some of u have only seen ahndful of dicks...pls man...explore a little...see them in various shades and length....>>> Suka Harambe, o sele!! Why are you encouraging nonsense!!

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 18:08

<<<I will be back........let me drink some water. >>> LOL Sobza!!

<<<so, i am sticking to cocksucking one on one...its bag enough that the sex has no be in a condom..sorry sister, i can handle any STD that cums after oral sex... whats next..NO *bleep!*...................?//>>>> Hahahahahah too true my friend....this is not on...

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 18:11

<<<<what's wrong with an uncut one? i really don't care, as long as it's clean. >>>> Hayi Kele...if it's all you know the I guess it would be fine but otherwise haikhona ...abantu kumele basike....

<<<<H24 you're one of the few that can actually go out there and get what they want without worrying about "morals". eish but you're an inspiration waitse >>> OMW! This is such a worrying statement..... what is this world coming to....

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 18:15

<<<My greatest observation in life has been that the sweeter the guy, the smaller the dick>>> Hawu Nonny!!! LOL

<<<Infact you wouldnt find guys who tell well those in my league dont...maybe some dudes out there do..>>> LOL TDC and his league hahahahahahah

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 18:29

Wow!!! Harambe, this is such a beautiful piece of work my friend.... 
There is absolutely nothing wrong with pleasuring your partner and having fun in the process & wow, we've all learnt a lot from the stuff you've shared here previous, it's just a pity that you've removed the previous articles you published. There was one specific one I needed to refer to for a project LOL.

The only thing I DO NOT agree with you on is encouraging people to change partners like you do...remember, you're a man & the majority of your readers are women and even though Tshepiso says the more we do the tastier we become (??), I have NEVER met a woman (even though I think Nonny & Andi01 might be the exception) who is proud of having a million* sexual partners. It's nothing to be proud of...You may be gay but you're still a man so the "number" thing is a positive thing to you ......to us it's the opposite!

With that said, I hope this is the RETURN OF HARAMBE24 coz I've missed your crazy writing......

 

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 18:29

Sponono...what questions? BS: U do know that i ahve morals

Lady D
13 Mar 2009 18:30

HARAMBE24
13 Mar 2009 18:35

BS: i love u my friend

Brown Shuga
13 Mar 2009 18:38

Lady D is speechless...we understand gal!!!

Joe
13 Mar 2009 19:18

TVSA has changed a lot since I left, I just came to visit y'all, howzit?? Now you talk about such rubbish nxaaaa! This is pathetic! You guys are just denting the reputation of this site!

maddie
13 Mar 2009 19:21

yhoo joe

FLYINGBIRD
13 Mar 2009 19:23

I thought it was a cat hiding in his pants. Kwa kwa!!!! sure Harambe u got the shock of yo lyf. C'mon luv u ought 2 have tried the 'CAT' then u wuld have called yoslf a real  cock sucker with such an experience.

Teeza
13 Mar 2009 19:31

Eish, mna ndiyi virgin bantu. Andazi nokuba kuthethwa ngantoni apha!!

FLYINGBIRD
13 Mar 2009 20:36

@ TheLady: I've seen a knobkerrie...not pretty sight. lol! oh sweety i wuld rather face a knokerrie than facing an orange fine point pen. I definitely say no to ball points

FLYINGBIRD
13 Mar 2009 21:44

A friend of mine once asked me why do ladies were black panties and bliv i was clueless bcoz i did not get her point but she was fair enough 2 say it's way of saying in 'loving memory of all the dicks that were burried inside there' u knw where. I urge H24 2 always were black underwear.lol

60 Plus Madala
13 Mar 2009 22:08

Ohhhh Jehova wam olungileyo.....what am I reading...... Flyingbird I will never 4give u -u lured me 2 this article- I have never read such a descriptive anatomy of this organ- and is it also called that?????? Thought it was a story about beauty of a place H24 visited 4 holidays- he recently go pasport.... kwekhu......!
Now that I am here: guys u do know that the primary function of this t-organ is to excrete urine rt  ? and definately not to look "cute"/ not 2 pulsate in somebody's mouth!!!! ....nc nc nc

FLYINGBIRD
13 Mar 2009 22:11

OK guys am talking thru experience, neva go 4 shot men bcoz their totolozis are shockingly so small & short tht u wont reach Mt Kilimanjaro. AboShorty baboasta ngezintambo zamaberets. u neva go wrong wtth tall dudes.

HARAMBE24
14 Mar 2009 08:09

LOL....this was fun guys....

Molilo
14 Mar 2009 09:51

Flyingbird pls go and tell ur friend thats bull that he was telling u nx nx nx

HARAMBE24
14 Mar 2009 10:03

Mililo..pls do share..LOL

Brown Shuga
14 Mar 2009 10:32

And that tall guys myth is just that, a myth! LOL Triple Lol @ Madala and the urine part!

Dimago
14 Mar 2009 12:28

And that tall guys myth is just that, a myth!
LMAO!!!!

HARAMBE24
14 Mar 2009 12:33

BS....do share pls....

Brown Shuga
14 Mar 2009 13:41

Not in public!!!!

HARAMBE24
14 Mar 2009 15:08

LOL....wa bora BS....we want to know....

Sobza
14 Mar 2009 15:51

I just heard that he took some boy to Helen Joseph Hospital last week for an anal reconstruction – after he ruptured it

I am sure my cousin wathola the same ngoba he had anal reconstruction last year, the doctor said he had warts, he could not sit,  the ass was bhidlizing and he had to take a bath now and again. Nidlalele far away from shombolozi's

HARAMBE24
14 Mar 2009 15:57

@ SOBZA...thats sad...warts in the bu-jay-jay..LOL...poor kid, he will c a happy pipi and run like crazy......

Sobza
14 Mar 2009 16:33

he will c a happy pipi and run like crazy......

I thought that was a lesson for him but he is back at it again, shopping for the totolozis.

Firstdvd
14 Mar 2009 23:10

Wow! H24!!! The Beauty Of A Totolozi...lol...Great article n very interesting replies :-D

Nonny
16 Mar 2009 10:48

Thought it was a story about beauty of a place H24 visited 4 holidays- he recently go pasport.... kwekhu......! 
hahhahahahah Madala u killed me here!

Now that I am here: guys u do know that the primary function of this t-organ is to excrete urine rt ? and definately not to look "cute"/ not 2 pulsate in somebody's mouth!!!! ....nc nc nc
hahhahah thank u for reminding us, and here was I thinking the primary function was ukuthi lingene liphume.........LOL

Toxic
16 Mar 2009 10:52

I am sure my cousin wathola the same ngoba he had anal reconstruction last year, the doctor said he had warts, he could not sit, the ass was bhidlizing and he had to take a bath now and again. Nidlalele far away from shombolozi's

eeeeuuuwwww to the power of 100!

Nonny
16 Mar 2009 10:54

Nidlalele far away from shombolozi's
lol

awelani
16 Mar 2009 10:59

LMAO,,,

Zah000
16 Mar 2009 11:01

Excellent writing skills and verrrrrrrry interesting topic!! 1000x kwaks at Nonny's Dentist / Cape fish comment!!!! LMBAO!! Nkos yami

dali
16 Mar 2009 11:06

i must confess i just popped in to check if there was any beef on friday.

Nonny
16 Mar 2009 11:11

Zah000, I know I'm bad but I realy hope I'm not YET at the stage where neither God nor Satan wants me.....LOL

Nonny
16 Mar 2009 11:12

i must confess i just popped in to check if there was any beef on friday.
LOL @ Dali's confession.

HARAMBE24
16 Mar 2009 11:20

dali....................i am the only one who can beef on my writing....bitching is allowed,,,,lol

Zah000
16 Mar 2009 11:28

I know I'm bad but I realy hope I'm not YET at the stage where neither God nor Satan wants me.....LOL

LOL...... That reminds me of a joke i heard on SYTYF about Terror Lekota

Nonny
16 Mar 2009 11:32

LOL...... That reminds me of a joke i heard on SYTYF about Terror Lekota
kwa kwa kwa I can also remember that joke.

dali
16 Mar 2009 11:39

oh  sawry H24

i must confess i just popped in to check if there was any bitching on friday.

tshepiso
16 Mar 2009 11:49

Hi! H24 
I'm sure you got a degree ya bofebe neh.

TheLady
16 Mar 2009 11:50

H24-just a question...do 'bottoms' also get blowjobs?

myname
16 Mar 2009 11:52

Thanks H24, this was a killer article......ndolivhuwa ngamaanda.

HARAMBE24
16 Mar 2009 12:01

The lady...........a blow job is a blow job...bottom, top or versitile..u have to get it...For my case, i cant give and not recieve...

cleve
16 Mar 2009 12:09

I have NEVER met a woman (even though I think Nonny & Andi01 might be the exception) who is proud of having a million* sexual Partners.

I really admire these two. I wish I had the balls to do it, but Im just a scaredy(sp) cat. They are proud of who they are and won't let society dictate to them how a woman should live their lives. That is so sad living your life according to what other people think is right. Nonny and Andi I really wish I was as liberated as you. You changed the way I think about life and I'm really greatful for that.

Nonny
16 Mar 2009 12:15

Nonny and Andi I really wish I was as liberated as you. You changed the way I think about life and I'm really greatful for that.
Thanks hey Cleve. My motto is simple, a sin is a sin, so if u're gonna do something wrong, make it worthwhile, so that the punishment will be worth it.

HARAMBE24
16 Mar 2009 12:25

Cleve...pls do not forget that Nonny and Andi01  are not whores, they are women who have embraced their sexuality and are liberated..what is stoping u from having a shag with men...nothing>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Nonny and Andi01..i wish the world will be full of more sexualy liberated women like u...bcoz women like you breakdown stereotypes that women are not sexual beings....

cleve
16 Mar 2009 12:33

..what is stoping u from having a shag with men...nothing>>>>>>>>>>>>> 

@ H24,
no I'm married now so my chance has passed, that I will not play with.

...bcoz women like you breakdown stereotypes that women are not sexual beings....
eish, you can say that again.



billyb
16 Mar 2009 12:36

Nonny and Andi01.. I so agree with H24, why should we apologise for exploring all our options. I have explored (over and over and over and...)and am happy to say it made me a better shag buddy. I know what works for me and what doesn't and that helps during the deed.  I will continue to try everything on the menu until...ayimaan I doubt I will stop, it's too nice.

Nonny
16 Mar 2009 12:43

I will continue to try everything on the menu until...ayimaan I doubt I will stop, it's too nice.
LOL

TheLady
16 Mar 2009 12:51

lol billyb...thanx H24-I've always wondered about that...and had no-one to ask.

HARAMBE24
16 Mar 2009 13:00

LOL.....damn i need to shag a Zuluboi ASAP....Nonny, help....

Ms. Jay
16 Mar 2009 13:07

Now that I am here: guys u do know that the primary function of this t-organ is to excrete urine rt ? and definately not to look "cute"/ not 2 pulsate in somebody's mouth!!!! ....nc nc nc
hahhahah thank u for reminding us, and here was I thinking the primary function was ukuthi lingene liphume.........LOL

Hexdecillion LOL...H24 you are back indeed - what else has TVSa been getting up to since my week away...hehehehehehehhe


Nonny
16 Mar 2009 13:28

LOL.....damn i need to shag a Zuluboi ASAP....Nonny, help....
Easy Harambe, if u can hook me up with a Venda guy (based in Durban for easy access) then we have a deal. I have got an interesting list of  Zulu sbhombolozi's on speed dial that can stop a bride from saying "I DO" and stop a nun from saying "Mary"!!!!

faraimagic
16 Mar 2009 13:45

eeeeey ya!

HARAMBE24
16 Mar 2009 14:26

LOL...Nonny....i am organising....

maddie
16 Mar 2009 14:50

eish sorry to be off topic but guys did u listen to the remix of ngihamba phanzi by Mzakes man, 

he just made me realize why I fell in love with Kwaito,it's hectic

you tube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JssGreNTpQk

Segololo
19 Mar 2009 15:01

tjo! Hariri.... I am so proud of your writing.. YOU are fabulous!

Serenity
19 Mar 2009 15:13

Sheeew, this was a killer article...and ur replies made it  the best article by far.
I can read it over and over....its so hilarous!!!
 

GML
20 Mar 2009 10:02

Oh no- Where was I when this article was put up?
neeway- I love anything that has to do with Sex.

An ex of mine was a really tall guy, good looking and had the best sort after dreadlocks. He even got 4 beads to put into his dread locks. they represented my name GUGU. Anyway, I was at his place the 1time and was going to be our first time, he kissed me like crazy and took my clothes off. I then proceeded to take his clothes off. Tjo when he took off his undies he had a long dick- like long. I remember thinking at some point that it would not fit in my vjay jay.
Tjo that's when I said to him I'm not ready. the man threw me out of his house naked holding all that's mine in my hands (bag, phone, panty, jeans, top, sunglasses) Can you imagine trying to get dressed before the neighbours see you? yo. it was long. I never slept with him- I was scared

myname
20 Mar 2009 10:07

LOL GML, i knew u will kill me on Fridag LOL

If people saw u that day they would think ubuyoloya

HARAMBE24
20 Mar 2009 10:57

Tjooo...now i can retire...LOL

SKIDO
20 Mar 2009 11:04

HARAMBE 24 this is very interesting. You must write an erotic novel-coz you have good writing skills mann. Nice one! Its always nice to see someone appreciating Sbhombolozi`s....nice one bro!

Can someone appreciate 'COOKIES'??? 

Toxic
20 Mar 2009 11:07

LMAO GML!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shuga babe
20 Mar 2009 11:08

<<Can someone appreciate 'COOKIES'??? >>
hahahahah!!!! Beauty of Cookie!! LMAO @ SKIDO!

Toodecent
20 Mar 2009 11:09

Skido why dont you do it? And trust me replies youll get will be bashing for NOT appreciating them properly instead ehehehe thats them TVSA chicks for you..

mstick
20 Mar 2009 11:10

tjo i cant blv ds article is still active..............wow!!!

Zah000
20 Mar 2009 11:13

LOL

TheLady
20 Mar 2009 11:22

GML-I have a picture yakho..I hope you are a size 34 or less...LMAO

Shuga babe
20 Mar 2009 11:27

hahahahahaha!!!!!! GLM.

Shuga babe
20 Mar 2009 11:28

Oooops!!! GML!

pullie
20 Mar 2009 11:52

shuuuuuu.....!!

Serenity
20 Mar 2009 13:11

Tjo when he took off his undies he had a long dick- like long. I remember thinking at some point that it would not fit in my vjay jay.
Tjo that's when I said to him I'm not ready.
 the man threw me out of his house naked holding all that's mine in my hands (bag, phone, panty, jeans, top, sunglasses)

ROFLMAO @ GML

Lilitha
20 Mar 2009 14:03

"the man threw me out of his house naked holding all that's mine in my hands (bag, phone, panty, jeans, top, sunglasses"

hahahaha....ai ai ai ai ai  ( in Azwindini ' s voice) 
Imean Geeez. What did you Nestle..... I dont believe my Pioneers.
Khaladzi uyandigqiba. I ve got a picture.. carrying all your staff. I mean what did you expect Gal. the man was ready enough and wena you just spit into his face.

u4me
20 Mar 2009 14:13

ohhhhhh, this is hectic, i cant be silent anymore, i am horny like horse right now and there is nothing i can do about it. Is there any COOKIE in the COOKIE JAR?

HARAMBE24
20 Mar 2009 14:34

LOL...U4Me..pls wank...LOL

FLYINGBIRD
20 Mar 2009 22:56

Tjo GML that guy was crazy. Iwas not going 2 let him do ths 2 me. He is lucky it was u and I think u've got a good heart 2 let him go away without getting a punishment. Mine I would hve seduced him again by promising 2 give him ikuku. I would have made sure 2 bring chewed bubble gum with me. During 4play i was going 2 put the chappies on his beautiful dreadlocks. DEFINITELY his locks were going to ruined and bliv u me, the following day he was going to visit a barber shop. IF the bubble gum punishment wuld look light then i ws going to used other means though i hate to mention this, but i was going 2 use his tooth brush to brush the 'peanut butter' that is left inside the toilets seats afta flushing instead of the toilet brush. And i was going 2 makesure tha he uses his toothbrush. Come what may, i was going 2 warn him 2 neva mess with me again bcz he uses sh.. as his toothpaste. Anyways he deserves it.

FLYINGBIRD
20 Mar 2009 23:22

@mstick.... yeah the article is still active. ITis all about the beauty of a totolozi. Umdavazo umnandi either u take orally or whateva style, it tastes the same. I pity all the vigins out there bcz they not know what they are missing.IF you dont bliv me ask  the nuns cz some were forced 2 leave the conventions bcz of it. You cn also ask the brothers and fathers under the Catholic fratenity.

Nonny
21 Mar 2009 10:49

Ooooooooohhhh yuchy, I can just imagine this!
I meant yucky, as in disgusting.

carino
21 Mar 2009 14:13

Tjo....

Lady D
21 Mar 2009 16:27

TerryN
27 Mar 2009 11:57

Just peeped in for a good laugh....

TerryN
01 Apr 2009 15:52

Pooky
01 Apr 2009 16:00

At times, I just wanna unscrew the damn thing from a man and walk around town with it I my mouth, like a stock-sweets (lollipop

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....gosh you  really love you some lollipop neh

TerryN
07 Apr 2009 15:42

wAgEwaB.I.G
22 May 2009 16:03

m back again! to bore da hell out of u...niggers!lmfao!

tshepiso
06 Oct 2009 12:47

I miss all this peeps

baby e
06 Oct 2009 12:55

@ Tshepi you are not the only one............................

HARAMBE24
06 Oct 2009 13:25

I miss u too guys

Mathaz
06 Oct 2009 13:47

Yah neh...this was something else.

HARAMBE24
06 Oct 2009 13:53

Mathaz...those were the days

Mathaz
06 Oct 2009 13:59

Those were the days indeed...you are such a good writer.

Cande
06 Oct 2009 14:06

hahahhahahahhahahahhahah kwakwakwkawkakwkakwka kwa's

beckyre
06 Oct 2009 14:22

wow, this was a nice article H24. is there something else like this here that i can read. I really learned a lot from all this questions and answers. somebody pls help.

HARAMBE24
06 Oct 2009 14:29

beckyre...go to main blogs and search for confessions of a black gay man...LOL


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