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Mood, place and time 4 playing the bedroom sport

Written by FLYINGBIRD from the blog Time, mood,place on 22 Feb 2009
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The world 2day is infested with millions if people who call themselves experts in matters of sex. So rife are these educated people tht they criticise, analyse, dissect and write about sex at will and ease with no fear of opposition. Africans wuld have thot ths ws a private matter tht is best  dealt wth by those involved.However, it has come to the fore that everybody has a problem with the manner, mood, time and places for playing the bedroom sport hence the word of advice from those who cannot spell the word sex.

Society has been warned, rebuked and scorned of the things they do, don't do  and ignore each time the ambers of desire burn hot in the bedroom. People have been devoid of answers to the question of what exactly is the right time, mood and place for playing bedroom sport.  Experts say it could be anywhere, anytime and anywhere.All gazing at their papers will now agree with me that these people who have responded to the anywhere syndrome have landed themselves in hot trouble.

Traditionalists would say sex should be between two decently legally entangled peoplein adecent room, decent time with all securities checked and guareanteed.However, people have found themselves indulging in the forbidden pleasures way out the bedroom let alone the house and of course have been victims of bos'khotheni. Someone would say this is a new societal decay and others would say nay. Is it out in the fields tht couples would giveeach other joy best reserved eo the bed? 

HERE is a Zulu man in the rural areas giving pleasure to a woman that was not his own in the middle of a forest. in the same forest the community  was searching for a stolen goat.  They found the goat skinned and hung up in a tree and were looking 4 the thief. Lo and be hold!  Not very far from the exhibit of theft  was themost vigorous yet rhythmic movememt. They saw him moving back and forth and they thot he was skinning anothr goat since he ws wearing ibheshu. They encicled th suspect. To their dismay it was a well known and respected man of the community. The chap had neither seen nor stolen the said goat. He had vestedall his interest and focus in the 'goat' he was 'skinning' so skillfully much to her delight. The  community had cracked on 2 crimes,theft and adultery since the woman was married. Considering te misfortune above , the house seems to be a perfect place for the man to satisfy her roll on.OK guys whats ur say on this? Help ur fellow  Africans who are confused an in the dark




3 Comments

Floh
23 Feb 2009 01:46

LoL @ the man davazing the woman in the bushes.

CAN CONDOMS BE DISTRIBUTED AT SCHOOLS???????????????????????

Nonny
23 Feb 2009 07:42

CAN CONDOMS BE DISTRIBUTED AT SCHOOLS???????????????????????
@ Floh - Yes they can coz it's been confirmed that kids do have sex at school in the grounds, toilets, bushes, spare classrooms and so forth, so they might as well be safe abt it.

Toxic
23 Feb 2009 13:26

LOL at the Zulu story.


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