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Written by Best-Achiever from the blog Little About This and That on 05 Dec 2008
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have you everlied for no apparant reason, with no harm intended and get caught ..

Thanks to the person who invented cell phones and cars , lying has never been this simple LOL ... here are few lies im on about


parkedcar

1. Just last week, i was at home busy with my project, i real didnt want any interruptions....so i locked my bedroom and started working and blogging tl tl tl. One of my home town friends(whom i only tell i was gonna be home on Sartuday morning, since apart from my family interruptions, i didnt want anyone to add to that). Apparantly this dear friend heard someone saying they saw me at my home town shopping mall (i stopped to fill the car and they told her i have a new car..i wonder if they didnt see the Avis car rental sticker), so she decided to call me

friend: hey where r u?
me: at work, why?
friend: and this new car parked outside your home that you were driving?
me: new car, home ... maybe mum has a visitor
friend: ....get out of that bedroom im at the lounge with your mum.

i got out the bedroom went to the lounge and there she was with mum and we laughed.... she said if you want to lie, park the car inside the garage...

robotsandcar

2. A friend of mine was driving one day...and she recieved a call from her BF and he asked her

BF: where are you
GF: in my flat, r u coming
BF: put on the hazzards and stop after the robot

the BF was behind her but she didnt see him 

Traffuc


3. i was going to a friend of mine in PTA, i was already late, somehow got stucked in ttraffic in Midrand  and a friend called me and said.

friend: how long do you think it will take you to get to my place
me: give me 20 min, i'll be there
friend: do you think you can make it in 20 min with this traffic... im on your left hand side.

i looked at the side and there she was...we just laughed.


lastly guys who need the bluetooth when there is elastic...tl tl tl

bluetooth
so bloggers have you ever told lies and got caught;




48 Comments

Best-Achiever
05 Dec 2008 10:09

sorry about pics and spelling ... i tried my best

Cande
05 Dec 2008 10:12

he eheehhehehehh these lies BA ..tl tl tl dont we all tell them esp the i will be there in 20 min lie

carino
05 Dec 2008 10:53

hahahahah...

i should do No3 to LadyD.. she's the master of "i'll be there in 20min."

belz
05 Dec 2008 10:59

....get out of that bedroom im at the lounge with your mum> LOL!!!

put on the hazzards and stop after the > hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

There is a lie that i always say on the phone, i cant say what it is coz i've said it to some bloggers,i really wnt to keep on saying it so i wont blow my cover.

Best-Achiever
05 Dec 2008 11:00

i'll be there in 20min."

it is the nerve calmer for the person who is waiting ...lol

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 11:04

LOL!!!!!!!! I generally never lie about my whereabouts if i don't know where the ASKER is......

Dimago
05 Dec 2008 11:05

LOL BA...hahhhahaa....eish...sometimes you cant help these lies...

faraimagic
05 Dec 2008 11:08

Best-Achiever
05 Dec 2008 11:14

LOL!!!!!!!! I generally never lie about my whereabouts if i don't know where the ASKER is......

@Toxic ... you are one of teh very few

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 11:15

I met this guy, he asked for my number, i refused & he insisted, Finaly I gave him numbers that just came to my head, he dialed the number there & then....you can imagine what happened- the number rang somewhere else!....

Shuga babe
05 Dec 2008 11:22

I always lie to my gals, when we meeting for whatever. 

My gals:
Where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours now. 

Me:
I’m few mitres there!! While I’m at the house, putting on makeup.

Dimago
05 Dec 2008 11:49

Finaly I gave him numbers that just came to my head, he dialed the number there & then....you can imagine what happened- the number rang somewhere else!....
LOL..they do that these days ne...

My gals: Where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours now.
Me: I’m few mitres there!! While I’m at the house, putting on makeup.
Oh SB..i hate it when some1 does that to me...ke ya kwata....and i leave...my friends know...

LM
05 Dec 2008 11:57

lastly guys who need the bluetooth when there is elastic...tl tl tl ....Uyahlanya yazi..kwa kwa kwa kwa!

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 12:01

My gals: Where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours now. 
Mina I have a 15 minutes rule, if u're not there in 15 minutes I am gone, unless I know that our meeting is gonna have major benefits for me and that's why i also try by all means to as early as possible or let u know in advance if I'm gonna be late.

Zah000
05 Dec 2008 12:02

My gals: Where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours now.

Me: I’m few mitres there!! While I’m at the house, putting on makeup. >>>>
I hate it when someone does that!!! Why ungavele usho ukuth iukuphi 4 real??

Zah000
05 Dec 2008 12:07

Put on the hazzards and stop after the robot >> tl tl tl tl tl!!!! LMAO

Shuga babe
05 Dec 2008 12:19

<<Me: I’m few mitres there!! While I’m at the house, putting on makeup. >>>> I hate it when someone does that!!! Why ungavele usho ukuth iukuphi 4 real??>

They always early eish nabo yazi sometimes when we meeting for lunch or dinner by the moment i get there, they would be  finished eating!! 

Zah000, if I tell them I'm still at the house, they won't wait for me. even my man knows i use a Bantu time. whenever he sees that Sprite ad, when a lady is trying to chose what to wear while the guy is waiting in a car. he say "Ladies like her pissed me off".

Zah000
05 Dec 2008 12:26

They always early eish nabo yazi sometimes when we meeting for lunch or dinner by the moment i get there, they would be finished eating!! >>> hahahaha
Eish nawe ne bantu time yakho!!! Kufanele basho iskhathi esi-earlier kuze ufike on time

Shuga babe
05 Dec 2008 12:34

LMAO @Zah000,

myname
05 Dec 2008 12:50

Mna i always put the blame 2 taxis coz i dont have a car. I will call & say,"Yhazi choma le taxi isi-slow i think its almost 1 hour ndilapha. And i neva got caught...

Nonny
05 Dec 2008 12:56

Mna i always put the blame 2 taxis coz i dont have a car. I will call & say,"Yhazi choma le taxi isi-slow i think its almost 1 hour ndilapha. And i neva got caught...
kwa kwa kwa Myname u are very sly.

GML
05 Dec 2008 12:56

I once called my boyfriend during those times when i never entered his mom's house without him. So I called standing outside waiting for him to fetch me.

Me: "baby- where are you?"
BF: "i'm home"
Me: Where's your car?" in the garage''
BF: "y"
Me: " just asking, come out i'm at your gate"
BF: Eish baby go in I'll find you there.

I was furious

cuz-cuz
05 Dec 2008 13:04

Thanks to the person who invented cell phones and cars , lying has never been this simple LOL ... here are few lies im on about 

so true,

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 13:04

@ GML : <<<BF: Eish baby go in I'll find you there.>>>> bwa ha ha ha ha!!

Sana Lwam
05 Dec 2008 13:07

tl tl tl GML

Best-Achiever
05 Dec 2008 13:08

hahahaha..GML, i was once caught the way you caught your BF...lied said i was home when my visitor was home and i was out having good talk with my gals....

makgotso
05 Dec 2008 13:13

Ja kwasho ugogo wathi abantu bamacellphone banamanga kabi angazi ngoba naye unayo....



: I’m few mitres there!! While I’m at the house, putting on makeup. 
My friends know ukuthi I hate ukulinda so if they not there at the agreed time bayongithola ngingekho period I don't wait more than 5 minutes

Reggie
05 Dec 2008 13:24

ROLFMAO, nam i dnt need a bluetooth. hi hi hi hi hi hi

TheLady
05 Dec 2008 13:25

I learnt that when a guy says he is 5 minutes away from my place topick me up, I mustn't go outside. I must just sit inside and watch tv or whatever I doing until I hear the buzz-then I go change and comb my hair. My ex would sometimes pitch the next day, or 3 days later.

ms.tebby
05 Dec 2008 13:31

once i was in a taxi, the gentlemen sitting next to me recieved a call:

caller : where are you, how far?
man : im in a taxi coming there to Randburg, i will be there in 15-20mins!

another man from the back seat shouted : hey driver is this taxi going to Randburg, i said I am going to Dobsonville! (speaking in Zulu)

man on the phone : huh?!..huh?!.. I cant hear you, you are breaking..huh?!.and he cut the call.(claiming the network wassuddenly bad.)

...apparently this man on the phone was supposed to go to Randburg but he had to take  care of his business first in Dobsonville....



sponono
05 Dec 2008 13:33

last week i dint want to answer phones coz i was not in the mood to talk to anyone..and I put my cellphone on silence and then ignored everycall i didnt want to anser...but then I have a landline...so this other murku calls me on my landline  and I still ignored it..(and the damn thing is so nosy at nite)

neways the folliwng day i was cheepy enough to answer my cell phone..and another murku calls and asks why i wast answering my phone..
.Me"  i left my phone at work" and she akss what about the house phone "  
Me "oh that one doenst work it just rings but i cant hear it...
Murku decides to use HER landline while holding her cellphone and rings my landline  while talking to me...IT screams and she goes...WHY UNGANGTSHELI MAWUNGASANGFUNI. NALU LUYASEBENZA."

i WAS SPEECHLESS  and when i recovered i just turned the whole thing into a shouting match about people folloiwing other people aorund with no reason....LOL

Best-Achiever
05 Dec 2008 13:34

LOL @ The Lady

Best-Achiever
05 Dec 2008 13:46

ms.tebby ...that's classic.

tl tl tl sponono

Toxic
05 Dec 2008 13:50

lmao spopo!!

Cande
05 Dec 2008 13:54

LOL @ Thelady

Lady D
05 Dec 2008 14:10

LOL@ms.tebby

Carino nna i have made peace with the fact that i will never be on time so people should stop asking me how long will it take for me to get there cause 20min is engraved in my mind,i'll soomer say 20 min.

The thing,if as person is waiting for you and you tell thrm the truth about your whereabouts they will star bitching and that will most definately spoil both your and theirs,so nna i  would rather apologise when  i get there

Best-Achiever
07 Jul 2009 08:59

eish im so irk at a certain friend who lied to me yesterday and told me he is 2 mintes away from my place to bring back my fireproof DVD, it is anotherday today and he hasnt pitched ... mnxm....

Ms. Jay
07 Jul 2009 09:09

tl tl tl tlt I missed this! I know the lie thingy is in everyone no matter how saved tl tl tlt l t,   iwill be back

awelani
07 Jul 2009 09:17

also missed this..

LOL @ u guys..

Best-Achiever
07 Jul 2009 09:18

lol ... and Ms Jay... to think that there is no sin bigger or smaller than the other makes me truly believe that we will only get to Heaven thru Mercy ...lol

Ms. Jay
07 Jul 2009 09:21

tru dat BA,

Loreal
19 Aug 2009 11:06

LOLest to all yo replies

Best-Achiever
19 Aug 2009 11:12

Loreal, you like digging the dead...LOL

Loreal
19 Aug 2009 11:16

I'm bored maybe I should log off in TVSA

Renegade
19 Aug 2009 11:18

Lol, I hate it when ppl are late,it means they have no respect for my time. To lie about it is to add insult to injury!

cleve
19 Aug 2009 11:22

BA mara how do you think of all these things? You are a real charachter yazi.......

Best-Achiever
19 Aug 2009 11:27

LOL cleve, this is a very old articles and all these things happen in our everyday life, i real dont have to think about them...LOL

Strolicious
19 Aug 2009 11:46

Lol its da 1st tym seeing dis article .Thankx Loreal..


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