ITS been a while I know and thank you very much to my loyal readers who insisted that the
SWITCH must Tshisa (be hot) I missed doing this and you guys. Op die Tuesday there I was waiting patiently for the most entertaining drama on TV currently Tshisa 08:30 it was and back to business.
The nurse who wanted to shag Bafana got pissed because the screw wouldn't rise up to her skinny arse, so she called Jozi journal again and gave them her story neither did she know ukuthi she had crossed the line and would get fired yah things people do for a screw are uncalled for really now. Precious 's friend is still pregnant and Bafana's dad had asked her not to abort the child but give it to the family to raise it which of course she wouldn't hear a word of lets call her the screwee. The screwer Bafana on the other hand cant cope with all thats happening in his life and being on a wheel chair so he jumps onto a pool trying to commit suicide. Bakstena who is not welcome at the screwer's home arrives and saves the life of his junkie friend.
Yah Baksteena is pure entertainment, while drying the screwer Bafana he promises to personally take care of him and should he ever try to commit suicide he will beat the ish outta him and they end up laughing about it like good friends. Off he smooth talks the screwer's mom and takes him along to his recording session in his new car which I suspect it may be stolen
(excuse my fault of not watching regularly) off they go and have a bit of heroine. Bafana receives a call from Ayanda who is holding down auditions and being bitchy that she has two gals and its hard to choose which one to use and needs Bafana's help, the screwer rejects the offer but with Bakstena saying
' vuma....vuma mfana kuna Bantwana sobangena' hi hi hi this was the most entertaining and funny part of the night, just the way he said it off they go to the Tshisa studio's first.
Holla Baksteena......
The papers are being printed and sold while the screwee is experiencing a hard time at home with irresponsible and pathetic parents, the mom had a newspaper mentioning that she was pregnant and while busy shouting at her the step father steps in to mention that at least grant money and maintenance would be helpful uyabona manje President Thabo Mbeki and former President Mandela? Hai...mxnm. Precious arrives at the pathetic house to save a friend Lindiwe and offer her to come with at her pozzie.
Now I know most of you will love this wait for it....
Howza is the new director of
Tshisa and with his good acting skills and roles me just hope he will be another entertaining screwer and I so wish that this time the screwee will be Ayanda. Damn that chick is arrogant and has a fine ass too, she practically told a gal auditioning that she cant make it because she is fat and ugly, almost got herself the front page after telling the journalist about her teeth ehehehe.
With Bafana high I really dont think they managed to choose the gal they want, so uBaksteena took a smoke break and met the ambitious screwee nurse who got upset with the screwer and the screw off they become ghetto lovie dovey and share a joint. They go into the studio she apologies to Bafana and they share more heroine on the way to Bakstena's new HOT song recording....damn someone has to hook me up with all these songs and at least they would take awards at the Metro's and save us from seeing Unathi taking all home dang. Bheki arrives at Precious home and tells both her and lindiwe that Bafana tried to commit suicide and that they should stop and be jut friends damn he needs a serious beating for letting the opportunity of being the one to screw that beautiful hot arse of Precious. And trhe story continues.... I must say Bakstena's song
ROCKS.....stay tuned to
THE SWITCH for more next week ....
Its a bumpy Ride.