friday night and i am still stuck in the office, so i thought why not a little humour. if you have read this joke before please dont crucify me, just leave it to those who haven't.
-even if you have feel free to add new additions.
here goes:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
1. KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
2. THE POPE: God knows.
3. POLICEMAN: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll know why.
4. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
5. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
6. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.
7. GEORGE W. BUSH (2): We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
8. NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
9. THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection between the chicken and the road.
10.ROBERT MUGABE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers. The poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the road less chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roads less chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.
11. JACOB ZUMA: I am gravely suspicious that this question is being asked with a malicious intention to trap me, send the Scorpions to raid my chicken run, haul me before the courts and charge me for sodomizing the chicken that walked across the road towards me as it was running away from an advancing light shower!
12. BILL CLINTON: "I did not have any sexual relations with that chicken"
13. DR IRVIN KHOZA: This chicken was beginning to think like an irresponsible Kaffer
14. STEVE KOMPELA: We need to understand that it's very difficult and detrimental to ignore the speed at which the chicken was running,or the landscape, there could be other mitigating factors that led to the transgression, for example, the temperature on the day.
15. SIYABONGA NOMVETE: What kitchen?
16. THABO MBEKI: (Latest version) Well as far as we know the road is still in good condition, everything is okay, the chicken is also doing fine...so the crossing of the road never happened...and we are happy with the situation.
17. PATRICE MOTSEPE: How much is the road, plus the chicken?
18. LUCAS MANGOPE: Ke kgogwana ya me eo, le tselana eo ke ya me...tsohle tseo ke tsa me...Ga kgogwana e tlotse tsela e le nngwe, ha Gona mathata, mathata a simolla Ga di le thataro gonne fao di ka wisa mmuso wa me ka morusu...
19. TITO MBOWENI: We need a tollgate there, and charge this chickens when they cross the road...by the way, that chicken will cost R5 more from next Wednesday....
20. MANGOSUTHU BUTHELEZI: Ubani lowo othe inkukhu iweqile lowo mgwaqo abantu bangazokhuluma umhlamzo wenja, thina asinandaba nankukhu lana izwe lobabamkhulu leli…
21. KING MSWATI: Does this chicken have daughters…?
22. MOSIOA LEKOTA: Do we have such chickens in this era of democracy I think that chicken ayibhadlanga apha entloko
23. BLADE NZIMANDE: I think the people who are accusing this chicken its you who are rapists, you raped the rights of the innocent chicken, let the chicken be free…
24. JULIUS MALEMA: We are prepared to take our arms and kill for this chicken to cross the road…
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