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Written by carino from the blog 3 Seconds on 12 Sep 2008
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I know i'm not the only one who's bored... right now....

So, niggazzz and niggressezzzzz... lets analyse this pic....

huuuwiiii

It was taken somewhere in Durban some years ago...

Nna I say, if you havent seen your Dad since 1979.... you can send this to Khumbulekhaya...

What do yu guys think???? They say a picture tells a story in a thousand words....

34 Comments

carino
12 Sep 2008 08:31

Orie
12 Sep 2008 08:39

i THINK IT SAYS, "black person, Work for thy white man" then BEE shall come your way

myname
12 Sep 2008 08:41

Its u & your dad

Mathaz
12 Sep 2008 08:43

Carino did you not post this picture in some other blog? It's a sad picture of imperialism and its effects.

myname
12 Sep 2008 08:45

Just joking nhe Carino......... Have a fab weekend sana.

carino
12 Sep 2008 08:46

Carino did you not post this picture in some other blog?

In my other article, you mean??? Yes i did...

carino
12 Sep 2008 08:49

myhouse, kaloku sana... you can disrespect me... but if you gon disrespect my Father.. now you are crossing the line...

carino
12 Sep 2008 08:50

A man fainted near Nando’s and a passerby suggested:

"Give him an Orange , it will help."

The man opened one eye and said:

"Voetsek!!!! If I wanted an Orange I would have fainted in front of Fruit and Veg".

myname
12 Sep 2008 08:57

Just chill babes i was joing ok!..........A Taxi driver knocked down an old Zulu lady, Then she got up and asked "Awuna Pipi?" The guy blushed and confirmed that he's got one. The old lady asked " Why ungathi PI , PI !!! PI , PI!!!. Silima sepipi encane engazwakali !!!."

myname
12 Sep 2008 09:03

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack him again!"

Cande
12 Sep 2008 09:15

LMAO

Username
12 Sep 2008 09:23

………………………………………………………………………………………………….

myname
12 Sep 2008 09:28

The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says: "What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my Tea break?" The caller shouts back: "Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company." The employee replies: "Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?" Perplexed, the CEO mumbles : "NO!!!" The employee heaves a sigh of relieve and say: "Thank goodness for that!" And hangs up...........................Guys BYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE. Im out of here. Cheers!

andi01
12 Sep 2008 09:33

@ myname- Taxi driver knocked down an old Zulu lady, Then she got up and asked "Awuna Pipi?" The guy blushed and confirmed that he's got one. The old lady asked " Why ungathi PI , PI !!! PI , PI!!!. Silima sepipi encane engazwakali !!!."

ROTFLMAOL

andi01
12 Sep 2008 09:35

The picture shows how useless a white men was and will forever be, without the black man.

carino
12 Sep 2008 09:40

The picture shows how useless a white men was and will forever be, without the black man.

ROFLMAO

carino
12 Sep 2008 09:41

The picture shows how useless a white men was and will forever be, without the black man.

ROFLMAO

andi01
12 Sep 2008 09:49

The fool cant even walk to Town, oh wait, he probably doesnt know where Town is idiot. He wont survive to seconds in the sun, blood ice tube

mstick
12 Sep 2008 09:51

A Taxi driver knocked down an old Zulu lady, Then she got up and asked "Awuna Pipi?" The guy blushed and confirmed that he's got one. The old lady asked " Why ungathi PI , PI !!! PI , PI!!!. Silima sepipi encane engazwakali !!!.".................bwa hahahahahah..........tl tl tl tl......ROFLMAO

Toxic
12 Sep 2008 09:55

The picture shows how useless a white men was and will forever be, without the black man.

*Another Zapiro moment*

Do you mean that white man in the picture or ALL white men Andi?

monchooza
12 Sep 2008 10:05

Ulishoo

Toxic
12 Sep 2008 10:18

Anyway, off topic:

Soapie star Rapulana Seiphemo is devastated after his wife Olga Rubeiro went packing and left their matrimonial home!!!!

‘I’m not with Rapulana anymore. He’s the one who must answerall these questions,’ she says ina Sunday paper.

Seiphemo and Rubeiro got hitched in 2003 in a flashy star-studded wedding in Swaziland.

Seems Like breaking up it’s the “it” thing nowadays for the mzanzi’s celebs…

Could it be the alleged email olga received recently from an anonymous sender claiming that her husband has just fathered a joburg tourism Company CEO ’s child???

carino
15 Sep 2008 04:21

*shaking my head*

mabhebheza
15 Sep 2008 04:45

Oh nkosi Rapulane wena uhamba wedwa stru bob......

Hello sthwanda sam sum sori 4been so quiet ..chomi i miss u but im so broke..its not funny !..Im back 2getha wit Rapulane wish us luck this tym!!

*shanking my head*

ms.tebby
06 May 2009 14:57

I know i'm not the only one who's bored... right now....>>>>very true Carino!

maud
06 May 2009 15:08

@ms.tebby - did you have to go that far, to think that i followed you to this side.

ms.tebby
06 May 2009 15:12

tl tl tl tl tl...sorry maud blame it on boredom, but I cant stand the chaos on the Gen blog

Toxic
06 May 2009 15:12

I know i'm not the only one who's bored... right now....>>>>

maud
06 May 2009 15:17

tell me about it

felfel
06 May 2009 15:26

Over 90 people have the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear surgical masks.
Over a million people have AIDS and people still don't want to wear a condom.

Ironic hey....

felfel
06 May 2009 15:30

Here are some X-rated riddles:

Q . What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A . A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again .

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Q . What's a mixed feeling?

A . When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car .

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Q What's the height of conceit?

A . Having an orgasm and calling out your own name .

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Q . What's the definition of macho?

A . Jogging home from your vasectomy .

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Q . What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A . A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q . Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A . They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q . Why is divorce so expensive?

A . Because it's worth it!

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Q . What is a Yankee?

A . The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone .

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Q . What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A . They both like a tight seal .

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Q . What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A . Their balls are just for decoration .

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Q . What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A . About three inches .

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A . The grip .

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Q . How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A . It's not hard .

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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw .

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds .

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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes .

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes .

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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A . The swallow .

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare .

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Q . Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . . They don't have balls to scratch!

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OH, don't groan . You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody

Live well, laugh hard, & love deeply

felfel
06 May 2009 15:32

If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this
Year only two banks will be left operational ....

The Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!

And before you know it, these two will merge, and the whole place will

Be full of bloody wankers.

babetm
06 May 2009 15:45

babetm
06 May 2009 15:46

myname- Taxi driver knocked down an old Zulu lady, Then she got up and asked "Awuna Pipi?" The guy blushed and confirmed that he's got one. The old lady asked " Why ungathi PI , PI !!! PI , PI!!!. Silima sepipi encane engazwakali !!!."

ROTFLMAOL.
kwakwakwkakwkakwkakwkakwkakwkakw!!!!

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