When is Loyiso Bala gonna remove that nail on his chin…Siyandidika esasikhonkwane, its so yesterday! The track you accidentally made Dali Wami is one of the nicest in your “Blow your mind” album, you see, vernacular songs are not bad, give us one more! How did you feel when your brother Zwai was beaten up in a restaurant? What was your first reaction? Did you cry, laugh or say it’s a lie? Get a life without that “sikhonkwane” on your chin, please, you look pathetic with it, move with time, never be left behind. I like people who follow fashion and trends but I hate people who hang on to old fashion like Loyiso is!
My sister always avoids fashion inspired clothes because she knows once they are out of fashion she can never wear them again regardless of the good condition they are in. It’s a real bummer to stop using something you love just because of fashion, but the reality is, out of fashion things are out of fashion whether you like it or not and its illegal to wear them. I hope Loyiso is listening. Ndigcwalisela yena! Get rid of that SIKHONKWANE! Or I will call the Fashion Police! I don’t know how you manage to not get caught!
Thursday evening, after watching Isidingo, I turn to SABC 1 and as usual there is dirty Zola presenting Zola 7, I have always tolerated and accepted this guy’z clumsiness but I will do that no more. Iinwele bezingakanywanga, I bet he did not wash, he just put on some clean clothes and a beanie, the beanie did not help much coz it was worn tsotsi style! It showed ezanwele zingakanywanga. The face looked dirty, there’s too much beard that needs to be shaved off or at least kept clean and neat! Zola we know you are busy trying to change people’s lives for the better, but please be clean! No wonder Cassandra dumped you! On second thoughts, she looks dirty as well! Why was she on RGB? Was she there to say she was lying about Z’s small manhood or was she there to apologise for exposing him! What if the problem is with her? What if she’s got a big…never mind! I won’t go down to her league.
Durban people always keep reminding themselves that Durban rocks, they even need t-shirts to remind them! Does this mean that they keep on forgetting? I just wonder what criteria they are using to decide on this opinion fact! Nice songs from Durban though…Ubala loyo! Istayela nemali! What style? Being bloated? Durban boyz are getting bigger and bigger literally and in fame terms! Ingathi bazibhaloni ezivuthelwayo. By the way, I love music from Durban, but please they must stop the “Fact: Durban Rocks” phrase, it is becoming clichéd.
From RGB, Celebz marching against suits and ties….Mxmmmm! Who cares? Did they mention any good reasons why suits and ties should not be weared? No! Baphambene xa bebonke! Go home idiots! I hope BS was not one of them!
Chomee’s CD is out, I’ve seen many adverts on SABC 1. How is it? Is it worth buying or pirating or neither? (BS excluded…I read your take on it on Citypress)
Touch…last Friday…red sneakers and suit…you are going nuts my bro! You are trying very hard to be a trend setter, but no one will follow your trend. It seems like you were giving us tips on what not to wear just like Amstel! Amstel has some outlandish outfits! Shim looks like an alien that has landed accidentally on earth. It is as if he is auditioning for a lead role in a horror movie set in Satan or Jupiter!
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