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Written by dudu-cum-2-jozi!!! from the blog TVSA Epic Drama! on 05 Sep 2008
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The TVSA Epic Drama
(comedy or soap opera, which ever way u choose 2 look at it)

Written by:
As an observation of the trends here at TVSA

Starring:
Ama- Main characters;

1) Dr Phil, Oprah, Ricki, Felicia all-in-one _ ANDI 01
2) Spelling bee Champ (more efficient than Microsoft’s spell checker)_ Carino
3) Gal from KwaMashu, official TVSA welcomer and the friendliest blogger here _ Nonny
4) Candadian sister with more spelling errors than DJ Cleo’s hits. The woman who’s gonna revolutionize English all 'coz she got money in the bank_ What aka Mathata
5) Mr Very Decent himself, our beloved ex-moderator, and enforcer of “ethics and morals’ here at TVSA_ TDC
6) Mabhebs
7) Single momma
8)  The nicest of the main characters. The one who fights for the rights of the underdog._Cande
9) Shagedilic maniac, our very own resident sexologist _ Harambe
10) Oh, and how could I forget our own Cinderella_ Brown Shuga
11) As well as Kelly K’s ex_ Farai

The new generation of bloggers, the unknowns aka the extras

The likes of TKSM, J-gal etc can’t recall them right now

Now that we have our cast there’s only one thing left 2 do and that’s to write out our Script.
I’ll be back in a while once I’ve actually thought of a storyline; I don’t usually blog, so see this as my contribution to TVSA for the quarter ending in September.
I would love to have any suggestions for the plot etc….
SO Ja go ahead and get loose!!!



79 Comments

Molilo
03 Sep 2008 16:21

6-8's characteristics?????????????? I love the way u descibed the characters

Firstdvd
03 Sep 2008 17:28

A-yeh-yeh main characters! Another production after Jerusalema movie lol! Ezase-Mzansi...tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl DANKIE Dudu....ACTION!

Brown Shuga
03 Sep 2008 17:40

<<<Candadian sister with more spelling errors than DJ Cleo’s hits. The woman who’s gonna revolutionize English all 'coz she got money in the bank>>>
Yhu nkosi...LMAO azange!!!

<<<Dr Phil, Oprah, Ricki, Felicia all-in-one _ ANDI 01>>> LOL

<<<The new generation of bloggers, the unknowns aka the extras>>>Hahhahah nithanda kabi...


<<<Spelling bee Champ (more efficient than Microsoft’s spell checker)_ Carino>>>
Move over Akeelah, here comes Carino And The Bee! lol


Shadow
03 Sep 2008 17:55

Huu wiiii...*Sittin' upfront wit my huge bowl of popcorn waitin' 4 TVSATION to start..*

Hommy
04 Sep 2008 00:52

Cande- The nicest of the main characters. The one who fights for the rights of the underdog. Morning all

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 01:11

3) Gal from KwaMashu, official TVSA welcomer and the friendliest blogger here _ Nonny
hahahahah nice one Dudu, u've left me quite speechless

J-gal etc can’t recall them right now 
hhahahahah this is a ripper!!!

It's amazing that u should say that u usually don't blog, yet u know so much about what's happening at TVSA. Hayi cha shem uwungqesta fo sho yazi!!!!

awelani
04 Sep 2008 01:19

LOL LOL.. nice 1 Dudu,,

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 01:19

Yazi I was just thinking that if Big Brother wasn't around, Cnglemother would also be a main character!!! 

Golden Star
04 Sep 2008 01:30

This could be fun. LMAO

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 01:32

Ok Cnglemom is - crazy & very enterataining, and even though she has moved to the suburbs, I still visit her with some Chiken Licken.

Cnglemother
04 Sep 2008 01:47

oh Nonnz! hlukana nendishi yam tu,

Hey wena dudu u hide the you of yourself ufike la sowu-analyza ama characters. Ja mara u valad my mlomo kancinci fosho. 

Cande
04 Sep 2008 01:50

Cande- The nicest of the main characters. The one who fights for the rights of the underdog. Morning all

thank you, thank you Hommy..i could count a small number of people who think im nice, for some weird reason most people think i am rude....

I will never forget your comment Hommy!!!

tha - bang
04 Sep 2008 01:58

The "starring" saga continues.u left out the villans nasty ,smokey aka letsatsantsa aka the researcher.the guest stars such as houken,dimago and lepogo who make an appearance and disappear for weeks only to pop up again.

andi01
04 Sep 2008 02:02

@Hommy- The nicest of the main characters. The one who fights for the rights of the underdog- I guess we can call Cande Barack Oboma.

Dr Phil, Oprah, Ricki, Felicia all-in-one _ ANDI 01>>> you left out  Mzwakhe Mbuli. LOL, anyways I am cool with that, as long as u dont call me Julious (Johannes) Malema.

Gal from KwaMashu, official TVSA welcomer and the friendliest blogger here _ Nonny (this is so true)
I would be a fool if I could disagree with this
disagree with this
with this
this

Ms. Jay
04 Sep 2008 02:02

@ Nonny, u r the friendliest huni

who is J-gal Dudu?

Toodecent
04 Sep 2008 02:06

I know this is fun but I am not happy about being called a main character.... Just call me TDC

Cnglemother
04 Sep 2008 02:06

tru that Thabs there are so many main characters, still trying to find your description. 

Guys where is Moya?

Simmone
04 Sep 2008 02:06

“We must overcome the notion that we must be regular….it robs us of the chance to be extraordinary and leads you to the mediocre” – Uta Hagen

andi01
04 Sep 2008 02:07

10) Oh, and how could I forget our own Cinderella_ Brown Shuga - Eish Sani, imagine watching RGB just to see her even if they give her 2 seconds. 

Candadian sister with more spelling errors than DJ Cleo’s hits. The woman who’s gonna revolutionize English all 'coz she got money in the bank_ What aka Mathata - ROTFLMAOL

andi01
04 Sep 2008 02:07

10) Oh, and how could I forget our own Cinderella_ Brown Shuga - Eish Sani, imagine watching RGB just to see her even if they give her 2 seconds. 

Candadian sister with more spelling errors than DJ Cleo’s hits. The woman who’s gonna revolutionize English all 'coz she got money in the bank_ What aka Mathata - ROTFLMAOL

Cande
04 Sep 2008 02:11

Gal from KwaMashu, official TVSA welcomer and the friendliest blogger here _ Nonny (this is so true)
I would be a fool if I could disagree with this
disagree with this
with this
this 

@Hommy- The nicest of the main characters. The one who fights for the rights of the underdog- I guess we can call Cande Barack Oboma.


LMAO!!!

Cnglemother
04 Sep 2008 02:15

oh TDC boph'iphondo dude.

Cnglemother
04 Sep 2008 02:17

cande help asseblief, what does Keagofora means?

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 02:18

I would be a fool if I could disagree with this
disagree with this
with this
this
hahahahahahha Andile, I see even today, u are still inspired by Mzwakhe....mzwakhe....wakhe.....LOL

Guys where is Moya?
Moya is a blogger that is amongst us, but when they want to be controversial they change their username, that's why Moya blogs only 3 times a year *trust me I know*

Snoopy68
04 Sep 2008 02:22

I'd be happy to take the part of 'Guest Appearance'.... if there are no takers (lol)

carino
04 Sep 2008 02:25

cande help asseblief, what does Keagofora means? 

can mean a lot of things, cnglema..

1. I'm lying to you
2. I'm misleading you
3. I fancy you

yes, i know im not cande..  

Toodecent
04 Sep 2008 02:27

oh TDC boph'iphondo dude>>> I have short hair.

Cande
04 Sep 2008 02:27

cande help asseblief, what does Keagofora means? 
  Cnglemama,
it means "am lying to you" in Pedi..

Cande
04 Sep 2008 02:30

cande help asseblief, what does Keagofora means?

can mean a lot of things, cnglema..

1. I'm lying to you
2. I'm misleading you
3. I fancy you

yes, i know im not cande..
 

your no 3 Carino?. *shaking my head*..lemme consult my Pedi tutor.

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 02:33

@ Nonny, u r the friendliest huni
Thanks Jael, u are seriously one of the very few who thinks that!!!!

who is J-gal Dudu?
@ Jeal, her name is actually J-girl, she is a very interesting, nice and sometimes crazy blogger. She doesn't blog as much as she used too, but I enjoy it when she's around!!!!

andi01
04 Sep 2008 02:36

@ Nonny, hahahahahahha Andile, I see even today, u are still inspired by Mzwakhe....mzwakhe....wakhe

Mzwakhe is my mentor
when I listen to Mzwake I get Inspired
When i stop listenimg, i get expired
Mzwakhe is my past
He is my present
He is my future

Mzwakhe the artist
Mzwakhe the icon
Mzwakhe the the legend
Mzwakhe the sun of the soil
With hands stained with oil (from fixing the tyre that punctured on that night)

The night of misery
The night of sadness
The night of disappointment
The night of "no improvement"

I hate that night
hate that night
that night 
night

carino
04 Sep 2008 02:36

This article has got faraimagic written all over it.
 Dudu? are you luvbug?

andi01
04 Sep 2008 02:38

@Nonny-Thanks Jael, u are seriously one of the very few who thinks that!!!! , haybo Pumba I also know that u r so sweet you make sugar jelouze mngane

andi01
04 Sep 2008 02:42

@Dudu- not that I am not grateful neh, but why is my name first on the list. Dudu is Pooky, nigga please stop trippin, aint no ada nigga (except main characters), speaks that nicely about me, all dem mafackas think I am a brat (or is that a bat)

awelani
04 Sep 2008 02:47

LOL @ Andi/Mzwakhe's wyf.

andi01
04 Sep 2008 02:51

@ Awelani -LOL @ Andi/Mzwakhe's wyf. LOL

Cnglemother
04 Sep 2008 02:56

cariri i like number 3 and want it to be number 3 but i dont trust your translations at all coz u have fooled me b4. TDC & Cande could it be number 3 LOL?

Thanks cande.

Cande
04 Sep 2008 03:00

TDC & Cande could it be number 3 LOL? 

I wouldn't know. that is Pedi or TDC's polyphonic Tswana..i speak the real Makoya Tswana..!

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 03:01

"Mzwakhe the sun of the soil
With hands stained with oil (from fixing the tyre that punctured on that night)"
ahahhahaa Andile u are killing!!!!

"not that I am not grateful neh, but why is my name first on the list. Dudu is Pooky, nigga please stop trippin, aint no ada nigga (except main characters), speaks that nicely about me"
Yah man Andi01, u can't put anything past Pooky nowadays!!!!

awelani
04 Sep 2008 03:04

that is Pedi or TDC's polyphonic Tswana. tl tl tl tl tl tl tl..

Toodecent
04 Sep 2008 03:04

LMAO at Polyphonic Tswana.....I once heard someone saying people from Tshwane speak polyphinic Tswana.

Keagofora simply means I am lying to you.

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 03:07

Keagofora simply means I am lying to you.
So Cnglema grand grand, u are being played not fancied, so dlulela phambile mfethu........LOL

andi01
04 Sep 2008 03:08

@ Nonny - upooky confessed on the other article that she staretd the whole "main character' thing, she asked for forgiveness claiming that the devil made her do it. mh mh mh, can you belive that, Kids nowayds.

awelani
04 Sep 2008 03:09

Can I nominate myself 2 be a double (4 the stunts).

andi01
04 Sep 2008 03:10

So Cnglema grand grand, u are being played not fancied, so dlulela phambile mfethu, ROTFLMAOL priceless, this has to be theee advise of the decade. Maybe we should call you Dr Gqwede or kanjani mpintshi mpontsho

andi01
04 Sep 2008 03:12

@awelani- Can I nominate myself 2 be a double (4 the stunts)- LOL well, being generous by nature we will offer you an almost silent role, (i.e Gladys in generations)

carino
04 Sep 2008 03:12

LOL @ polyphonic tswana.

Mara guys, ke a go fora can also be used as short for ke a go forogotlha, which means.. im caressing you...

So this setswana of ours is quite complex....cnglema wo foras you?

JadaPinkett
04 Sep 2008 03:13

Kahle weDudu kanti usuzokhipha ingqayi (movie) yini naku phela usitshela ngamastarring

awelani
04 Sep 2008 03:14

So Cnglema grand grand, u are being played not fancied, so dlulela phambile mfethu......LMAO!!

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 03:20

ROTFLMAOL priceless, this has to be theee advise of the decade. Maybe we should call you Dr Gqwede or kanjani mpintshi mpontsho
@ Andile hahahha Nigga please Nonny is fine, u are the Dr what what of TVSA nje.

Kahle weDudu kanti usuzokhipha ingqayi (movie) yini naku phela usitshela ngamastarring
LOL @ Jada, u can also be in the movie and u can be the woman who is crazy about her tall husband!!!!

dudu-cum-2-jozi!!!
04 Sep 2008 03:22

No im not planning on releasing a movie, my gaad i don't have the resources. Jst wanted 2 play around. oh ja and Cande u'll be pleased 2 see that ur character has been given a description as well. Another thing, guys if u dont mind starting me off with the storyline

Cnglemother
04 Sep 2008 03:23

futsek carino!

Cnglemother
04 Sep 2008 03:27

Nonnz umntu uzoyeka ukuncwasa amadoda angawa-understandiyo.will stick to omageba bam coz there is no language barrier there LOL!  

dudu-cum-2-jozi!!!
04 Sep 2008 03:28

Im not pooky or any1 of these other bloggers. im just Dudu cum 2 jozi. And TDC its meant as a joke plz just relax and bopha an imaginery phondo

andi01
04 Sep 2008 03:30

@ Nonny- i guess by calling me Dr What-What, you are implying that, actually I am Felicia Mabuza-Suttle, hence the double barrel ntoni-ntoni. Nigga puleez, I would rather be uMzekezeke

andi01
04 Sep 2008 03:36

@ Dudu-cum-2-jozi. the  use of the word imaginery in ur statement proves to me that you suffer from Multi-personality-disorder, cause according to you, "there are real and imaginery things. This then proves my point gore, you are Pooky, Chiny and urself in one person.  You have many personalities (imaginery and real) in ur one self. 

Oh and that analysis will cost R1200, 00, to whom should I send the invoice to. You can always split it in 3's.
Dudu-cum-2-jozi= R400, Pooky= R400, Chiny=R400.

Next patient please!!!!!!!

Cande
04 Sep 2008 03:41

ROFLMFAO @ andi!!

carino
04 Sep 2008 03:41

LOL

Cande
04 Sep 2008 03:42

@ Andi01, are you forgetting your Keketso story?

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 03:46

Nonnz umntu uzoyeka ukuncwasa amadoda angawa-understandiyo.will stick to omageba bam coz there is no language barrier there LOL! 
@ Cngle - ahahah yazi mngani, I LMAO while watching City Ses'la and the guy asked the fifference between Xhosa & Zulu. The answer was: "Xhosa has more clicks".........hahahah which is so true hey!!!

Oh and that analysis will cost R1200, 00, to whom should I send the invoice to. You can always split it in 3's.
Dudu-cum-2-jozi= R400, Pooky= R400, Chiny=R400.
Next patient please!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

dudu-cum-2-jozi!!!
04 Sep 2008 03:48

Awu andi I do not suffer from multiple personality disorder.  And yr tariffs are quite high hey. Im just a student I could never afford such

andi01
04 Sep 2008 03:51

@ cande-@ Andi01, are you forgetting your Keketso story- i wrote it on the (did you know blog

Awu andi I do not suffer from multiple personality disorder- The first sign suffering is denial (the bill is now R1500, excl VAT)

awelani
04 Sep 2008 03:52

Oh and that analysis will cost R1200, 00, to whom should I send the invoice to. You can always split it in 3's.
Dudu-cum-2-jozi= R400, Pooky= R400, Chiny=R400.
Next patient please!!!!!!!
ROTFLMCBAO!!!!

@ Andi01, are you forgetting your Keketso story...LOL.

awelani
04 Sep 2008 03:54

The first sign suffering is denial (the bill is now R1500, excl VAT).......tl tl tl tl tl,

JadaPinkett
04 Sep 2008 04:14

"futsek carino" no vulgar language please @cnglemother

Pooky
04 Sep 2008 06:40

2) Spelling bee Champ (more efficient than Microsoft’s spell checker)_ Carino 
....LMAO

mabhebheza
04 Sep 2008 07:14

I see my name added maar no ncazelo nge character yam ...any1 care 2eleborate i dont 2b a Just passing  by( EXTRA) on the scenes assomblief!

what aka mathata
04 Sep 2008 07:19

im character,BUt sometimes you all miss me.

Pooky
04 Sep 2008 07:20

@ Dudu-cum-2-jozi. the use of the word imaginery in ur statement proves to me that you suffer from Multi-personality-disorder, cause according to you, "there are real and imaginery things. This then proves my point gore, you are Pooky, Chiny and urself in one person. You have many personalities (imaginery and real) in ur one self.

Oh and that analysis will cost R1200, 00, to whom should I send the invoice to. You can always split it in 3's.
Dudu-cum-2-jozi= R400, Pooky= R400, Chiny=R400.

Next patient please!!!!!!!

LMAO. Heish doc uyayithanda inyuku neh, my initials are  PC  hayi DPC......you miscalculated

The first sign suffering is denial (the bill is now R1500, excl VAT)HAHAHHAHAH
...haikona doc yini ngathi uyangshaya  manje R1500?...what with the medication you gave me, zingkhipha stable njena and i thought i was making progress, awukhumbuli nangalamini kwi surgery yakho you told me ba the first sign of recovery was acceptance and said i was making progress, manje undibuyisela back to square one...no haikona angiyivumeli kelena no cah no shem angeke neze, hai not this time ngiyala

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 07:21

any1 care 2eleborate i dont 2b a Just passing by( EXTRA) on the scenes assomblief!
ahahahahha Mabe's LMAO @ just passing by...LOL

Toxic
04 Sep 2008 07:29

BATHO, LM o kae? had a bad dream about her.

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 07:38

BATHO, LM o kae? had a bad dream about her.
OMG Tox, i hope it's just a dream, I haven't cyber seen LM in a while!

mabhebheza
04 Sep 2008 07:39

So u now her personally Toxic..beyond cyber world?wat was the dream about?

Nonny Phela ul b shocked if u can see ama Cv wabantu ...Actor :Generations Isidingo Yizo Yizo ,Tsotsi ..etc kanti bebedlula nje ..Just passing by..

Simmone
04 Sep 2008 07:47

im character,BUt sometimes you all miss me.

And believe me Thathaz I for 1 miss you like crazy even though when reading your replies I have to wear trillion lenses credo what what glasses.

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 07:50

"Nonny Phela ul b shocked if u can see ama Cv wabantu ...Actor :Generations Isidingo Yizo Yizo ,Tsotsi ..etc kanti bebedlula nje ..Just passing by..Z"
ROTFLMAO

Toxic
04 Sep 2008 08:10

No i don't know her personally, i just dreamt of someone who was LM even though i don't know what she looks like. you know mos how dreams happen......

one minute she's lying in a stretcher, the next she's dead.

Nonny
04 Sep 2008 08:15

one minute she's lying in a stretcher, the next she's dead.
Haiybo Tox, u really freakin' me out, uphi naye uLM to tell us she is fine????

pariri
04 Sep 2008 09:01

u guys are craze yazi hahahahahahah

Firstdvd
18 Oct 2008 01:39

Story lines pls................


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