Explosive First Times . . . ...

Qheng-hi
21 Aug 2008 07:17

Bring on those juicy stories pipuli, the first time series has begun . . . . . . .

Centrepiece
21 Aug 2008 07:23

Ok..ok Qheng-hi you go first!

tha - bang
21 Aug 2008 07:33

my alternativefirst, caue we've had too many first blogs around sex, kissing and relationship.So am going to give u an alternative,if u dont mind;

first time i got onto TVSA : i was doing an information search three months ago and was pleasantly surprised to find a site that is dedicated to my 3rd love,tv. But the "blockers" are the ones who were really intriguing with their off the wall remarks.

first time I realised the SABC sucks : When they could not continue the Dragon Ball z series although it was very very very popular

first time I accepted Christ : it was in 2000 and i was convinced the man has done a lot for menot to go down to the lake of fire.So i'm forever indebted to him and appreciate what he has done for me. Im glad to see those feelings are coming back.

First time I decided that Mzansi rule : Mid 90's and Sharon Dee came with a catch phrase that will define my childhoold "local is lekker".I have never turned back since all the other thing keep proving that phrase right the 94 elections, the release of Madiba ,the wins in 95 and 96, rugby etc

First time I made my parents proud: when i passed the 1st grade,everyone thought i was hopeless case lol

sjura
21 Aug 2008 07:39

Lol @ Tha- bang...

Qheng-hi
21 Aug 2008 07:41

Hahah! Lol Tha - bang

carino
21 Aug 2008 07:42

great, thabs...

zolx
21 Aug 2008 07:50

I think this has been done before but....what the heck

First boyfriend-Thobelani was his name...dont know where he's hiding his ass now.
First sex - not with the first boyfriend tho...it was painful for the first say 5 times (not rounds). it was during the day ...of course. My friends had accompanied me to "visit" (naive little me at the time). i went in thinking we were just gonna chill and chat but iyhooo...it wasnt enjoyable at all.
first time i dumped someone - my first bf
i was dumped - by my first sexual partner after dating for 6 years. the father of my child - looking at it today, i'm thankful he dumped me thou

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 07:51

I see this is our third "First time" article at TVSA!!!!

First was: Lira *which was great*
Second: Sdakwamiswa *it was cool*
Third: Qhenhi *well with TB's fab reply, this one is also going the cool route*

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 07:52

I see this is our third "First time" article at TVSA!!!!

First was: Libra *which was great*
Second: Sdakwamiswa *it was cool*
Third: Qhenhi *well with TB's fab reply, this one is also going the cool route*

Centrepiece
21 Aug 2008 07:56

Ok Nonny we heard "First time" ...........LOL

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 08:21

my first kiss neh,it was school holidays,i visit my gran,so they have cows,le dipudi,so this guy n his dad they came to buy one,for a long time he used to eye me at store,so this time my gran start to make tea for dad dude,so they told us we must make sure the goat they chosed it musn't run away,guess what?

we start kissing inside goat kraal,the time we finish........tjo goat was gone,that night nkgono ga se ho intsipa heee.

first time for sex,ish friends maara they pushed me to do it,bcs in our group i was d only one didnt try it,i scream like a gave birth to stoned baby.

my boyfrnd of 3yrs dump me for my best chomi,after nine mns they have a child,this friend of myne i used to tell her everything,it turn out she was writting notes,i used to hide n cry every night,but when ppl ask me i pretend like im OK,motho..... motho o motshabe,yena sham na bechaa ,maaka ga batlege

after 13 mns of their affair,they dump each other,the way things are ,its hands ball,my ex boyfriend he is married almost 10yrs,he doesnt have kids?whoooose got the problem.........sperm count

zolx
21 Aug 2008 08:29

i scream like a gave birth to stoned baby. - hee heee oh how i've missed you mathata- uthi yangathi uzala umntana oqhunyiweyo ha haa ha

my boyfrnd of 3yrs dump me for my best chomi, - shem ziyakuthanda izinto ezibuhlungu my f.

its hands ball, - huh??

awelani
21 Aug 2008 08:32

ROTFLMBAF @ Mathata, hayi sisi u finishd me klaar, yhoooo!!!!!

Pooky
21 Aug 2008 08:32

first time i had caviar i thought...why the f*** is this isht so expensive coz its damn salty, what's the big deal
First time i had sushi i thought...i bet this would taste even better when fried...but i enjoyed it none the less, still do
First time i drank umqombothi/african beer i thought... oh so this is what it feels like to be drunk, let me have some more
First time i smoked a ciggi...i swallowed the smoke thinking i was inhaling , dont know how that happend, coughed like crazy ngazisola
First time i had a facial was in 2000...i felt so glowy, like i was the most beautiful woman on earth

awelani
21 Aug 2008 08:34

stil lafing @ Mathata, tl tl tl tl tl tl hiihihi hi hi hi,, yhuuuweeee.

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 08:34

"we start kissing inside goat kraal,the time we finish........tjo goat was gone,that night nkgono ga se ho intsipa heee."

"first time for sex,ish friends maara they pushed me to do it,bcs in our group i was d only one didnt try it,i scream like a gave birth to stoned baby."

"after 13 mns of their affair,they dump each other,the way things are ,its hands ball,my ex boyfriend he is married almost 10yrs,he doesnt have kids?whoooose got the problem.........sperm count"

hahahahahah Mathata, i ike the way u say things, I'm ROTFLMAO at the first kiss @ da goat kraal story, now tell me did u not get in2 sh!t with granny???

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 08:37

shem ziyakuthanda izinto ezibuhlungu my f.
........hence the name Mathata.

andi01
21 Aug 2008 08:39

LOL @ Mathata- i bet you Granny wasnt making tea inside, she was also kissing the boy's dad.

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 08:43

i bet you Granny wasnt making tea inside, she was also kissing the boy's dad.
hahahahahha Andi01, well that in that case I love Thata's granny!!!!

Cnglemother
21 Aug 2008 08:43

ROTFLMBAF! no man Zolx she means it was too painful like she was giving birth to a stone. Tjo umathata wayethathwa phi kodwa?

andi01
21 Aug 2008 08:44

1. First Girlfriend or Boyfriend - Eish we dated for 7 years and we still good friends

2. First Sex - My first boyfriend, my first kiss, my first mdavazo, maar the first time, it was horrific, maar ke we were both 16years old.
3. First time you dumped or were dumped by someone- this mafacka went 2 jail, i surpoted his black shiny arse, came back, impregnated my friend and dumped me, but we still friends, and he is in jail again (inyembezi zam)

Pooky
21 Aug 2008 08:45

scream like a gave birth to stoned baby.
LMAO@ De Maths ...yazi you have a way with words sisi

carino
21 Aug 2008 08:46

Andile!!!!!

andi01
21 Aug 2008 08:47

@ Zolx -by my first sexual partner after dating for 6 years. the father of my child - harde joe, eish sani. looking at it today, i'm thankful he dumped me thou, en nou wat bedoel jy, come girl do share

Cnglemother
21 Aug 2008 08:48

Nonny/Andi/Zolx/Awelani - ndiyanazi ngoba ngamafans kamathata nizovele nimoshe iarticle ngaQhengi with yo kraziness LOL!.

odie
21 Aug 2008 08:50

a filthlie mathata - thatas you crack me klarr

andi01
21 Aug 2008 08:51

@Zolx-i scream like a gave birth to stoned baby. - hee heee oh how i've missed you mathata- uthi yangathi uzala umntana oqhunyiweyo , I can imagine exactly what Mathata means, you know how slow stoned people are, imagine trying to push and the baby be like "chillllllllll,, mama,, ayanay is go cum when de almighty-silas give me de order to, yo blessed for yo givin birth to rasta-fari. LOL

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 08:51

(inyembezi zam)
@ And01 - I'd like to add that inyembezi zakho aziwelanga phansi fo sho, I'm sure it's chocolate city 24/7 for him ejele.........LOL

awelani
21 Aug 2008 08:51

bet you Granny wasnt making tea inside, she was also kissing the boy's dad. LMAO....

1. First Boyfrend - dated for 5 yrs (from std 6 until matric)
2. First Kiss - 25/12/99 with my 1st boyfrend 's best frend. (dont judge me)
3. First Sex - 2000 with some guy i met @ college (i hear he's now driving buses in Venda)
4.First tym i had a dirty dream with a gal - 3days ago.

andi01
21 Aug 2008 08:53

Nonny/Andi/Zolx/Awelani - ndiyanazi ngoba ngamafans kamathata nizovele nimoshe iarticle ngaQhengi with yo kraziness LOL!. @cnglemother- uxolo sisi, we just love her too much thats all. anyways (ma-uyinja uyinja, noba bangathini singing in Arthur's voice)

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 08:54

yes i was thinking like that,if she can,ican too,do you think the is anyone in the planet who can come to look for a goat every day every day,wa tlhanya mokekolo ole.

maara yhooo,that night,ke i kutlwetse,the next day my ears where red like hell,but i told my self a kiss(leroma lona i did get it.

guys see you,

modimo o ntekelang,i have new lady in the house ,who came to do the laundry,after we do the greeting,antlela ka fotshek....................................how old are you?it happen right now,this helpers they have history of steeling husband,monna o gatile sesepa.

see you guys,bcs if i stay long in computer ,im144% she will tell neigbours that i neglect my child,bcs their helper shis the one who bring her.

c you

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 08:55

First Girlfriend or Boyfriend
Grand grand, Andile u are not sure who was the man between the two of u........LOL

awelani
21 Aug 2008 08:56

chillllllllll,, mama,, ayanay is go cum when de almighty-silas give me de order to, yo blessed for yo givin birth to rasta-fari....tl tl tl tl tl hi hi hi, gal r u high?? LOL

andi01
21 Aug 2008 08:56

@awelani

First Kiss - 25/12/99 with my 1st boyfrend 's best frend mine 25/12/1998, shukuthi ngaqabuzwa kuqala, (nye nye nye nye nye)

First Sex - 2000-mine 2000 (October), i bet its a draw

i hear he's now driving buses in Venda, LOL

zolx
21 Aug 2008 08:57

no man Zolx she means it was too painful like she was giving birth to a stone - i understood but the imagery cracked me up... LOL

en nou wat bedoel jy, come girl do share - eish andi,..some things are just better left untold..okay, okay the guy was abusive - emotionally, physically and in all ways you could think of. But for all that time he made me believe that no one could love me the way he did - and that i was better off with him...

ufikile mathata - shayan' izandla bo..

Pooky
21 Aug 2008 08:57

1. First Girlfriend or Boyfriend
i was 12 and he was 15...

First Sex : His name was Lucky...i guess he really was lucky huh? i had my uniform on and it was very painful...naughty school gal

First time you dumped or were dumped by someone
i dumped him first then we got back together again then he dumped me, i felt so k@k and told him i know uzondifuna back and what do you know, i was right kanti. Never took him back though...Tshepo

awelani
21 Aug 2008 08:58

Andi, ansa ur phone gal...

monchooza
21 Aug 2008 09:00

The first time I told my mom I loved her was on my 21st Birthday(2004)...after she gave me the KEY.......I made a very emotional speech which left every one with teary eyes...still remember it like it was izolo

cleve
21 Aug 2008 09:03

3. First Sex - 2000 with some guy i met @ college (i hear he's now driving buses in Venda)

@ Awelani who is this guy who drives busses in Venda. Just the surname sisi who knows it's a small world.

1. First Boyfriend some guy from high school I played his ass, I still feel bad
It was Std 6 and lasted for 6mths(it was long)

2. First Sex I was very drunk with my husband while we were still in college, I hated sex cause itwas so painful.

3. First time you dumped the guy in std 6 (my first boyfriend)

were dumped by someone . . the guy I dated after the first boyfriend

awelani
21 Aug 2008 09:03

Andi:First Sex - 2000-mine 2000 (October), i bet its a draw, no its not a draw, mine was in April (on Good Friday), so nye nye nye nye ryt bek @ ya!! lol.

WhiteSockGirl
21 Aug 2008 09:04

''we start kissing inside goat kraal,the time we finish........tjo goat was gone,that night nkgono ga se ho intsipa heee.

first time for sex,ish friends maara they pushed me to do it,bcs in our group i was d only one didnt try it,i scream like a gave birth to stoned baby. ''

HAHAHAHAH,..... rofl,... Thank you mathata,... I needed that

The first person I stalked: on TVSA nogal,... MATHATA,... you are a legend!!!

SuddenCute
21 Aug 2008 09:05

Dumelang... i cant stop LMAO... kanene mathata a tswa kae.. oops I meant o tswa kae..

FIRST SEX: 2007/03/18

FIRST KISS: 2000/12/25

FIRST BOYFRIEND: 2002

awelani
21 Aug 2008 09:07

Cleve, it's okay, they wont know him (i hope), besides, he was gud looking, just a drunkard& a chimney, LOL..

SuddenCute
21 Aug 2008 09:07

Dumelang... i cant stop LMAO... kanene mathata a tswa kae.. oops I meant o tswa kae..

FIRST SEX: 2007/03/18

FIRST KISS: 2000/12/25 it was with a friend a had a crush on and by that time I had braces and it was yaaacccckkk

FIRST BOYFRIEND: 2002 it lasted for a week and then i hooked up with his friend

SuddenCute
21 Aug 2008 09:07

Dumelang... i cant stop LMAO... kanene mathata a tswa kae.. oops I meant o tswa kae..

FIRST SEX: 2007/03/18

FIRST KISS: 2000/12/25 it was with a friend a had a crush on and by that time I had braces and it was yaaacccckkk

FIRST BOYFRIEND: 2002 it lasted for a week and then i hooked up with his friend

SuddenCute
21 Aug 2008 09:07

Dumelang... i cant stop LMAO... kanene mathata a tswa kae.. oops I meant o tswa kae..

FIRST SEX: 2007/03/18

FIRST KISS: 2000/12/25 it was with a friend a had a crush on and by that time I had braces and it was yaaacccckkk

FIRST BOYFRIEND: 2002 it lasted for a week and then i hooked up with his friend

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 09:08

"modimo o ntekelang,i have new lady in the house ,who came to do the laundry,after we do the greeting,antlela ka fotshek....................................how old are you?it happen right now,this helpers they have history of steeling husband,monna o gatile sesepa".
ahahah Thata's trust nobody hey, u never know even the old ones are sly nawadays.

"see you guys,bcs if i stay long in computer ,im144% she will tell neigbours that i neglect my child,bcs their helper shis the one who bring her."
hahahha Mathata u are too good at making me laugh.

SuddenCute
21 Aug 2008 09:09

oops.. i just got carried away with the excitment of being back at home

ayzo neh
21 Aug 2008 09:12

First Tym i practised anal sex, ma girl freind was pregnant, so she was afraid of losing me, she came with the idea of doing it otherway round....lekker!!!

First tym ndikhwele indiza (airoplane) ndayovuka eFrere hospital, since i was vomiting all the way from cape-town to east london, i was 6 years old then.

Segololo
21 Aug 2008 09:12

tha-bang<<First time I made my parents proud: when i passed the 1st grade,everyone thought i was hopeless case lol>> yeah! that feeling is great, hey? lol!

I will use my own firsts as well - stealing from tha-bang

first time i got onto TVSA : I was searching for articles on SA Apprentice and found the 13th Apprentice article by Luke on the Tashi Tagg website... and when the site moved over to TVSA, I was not losing out on those articles... Luke, why are you not writing anymore?

first time I realised the SABC sucks : When I switched on the tv on a friday in 2007 and found myself watching the 10th season of Jam Alley.

First time I thought a blogger was IT : When I read the blog about Tyra's model search show (what is it called again?) by Maxivannilla and ROFL! and thenn discovered Maxi was a guy!

First time I discovered writing: I wrote a scorching letter to my aunt (not intending to give it to her) when I was 10, and she found it but she loved the way I had written it. LMAO!!

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 09:12

S cute,where is mathata,there is always ,the good the bad the ugly,im rapping that time

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 09:13

3. First Sex - 2000 with some guy i met @ college (i hear he's now driving buses in Venda)
hhahaha Cleve, u remind of yesterdays ridiculous short story on SABC1 ngo 20h30. I think umuntu fane athola noma oksa DSTV Compact ngo R200 mos.....LOL

Fluffy Head
21 Aug 2008 09:17

Tha-bang: First time I decided that Mzansi rule : Mid 90's and Sharon Dee came with a catch phrase that will define my childhoold "local is lekker".I have never turned back since all the other thing keep proving that phrase right the 94 elections, the release of Madiba ,the wins in 95 and 96, rugby etc
I know what you mean, local is lekker

1st CD I bought: Do you guys remember Shaggy, 'girl u'r my angel u'r my darling angel'... Yhooo, I had this job in a hair salon washing towels and cleaning up afterwards _ general skivvy girl...Come pay Friday, took my toosh to my local musica and got the CD. I was neva a girly girl from back then and was not into Maria C or is like that
1st time i flew on a plane: Was still in varsity PE and I had to go to Cape Town (For my 1st business trip really)...Shoo, 1st of all I thought departure time 13H00 means you get there 12H53. (I'm black and had never flown before)..So I was late. Told my story to the ladies and fortunately they had a good morning so they set me up with the next flight. Shoo that gets delayed (engen problems)...So I have a choice to go to EL and catch the CP flight there or go to Durbs and catch it there instead...I chosethe Durbs one. That markede my 1st time to Durban too...When I get to Durbs the red-eye to CP gets cancelled too - weather problems...Shoo there I am crying my eyes out, I'm in an airport and my ears hurt like crazy and I have no idea where to go...Sho hostess comes up to me and I tell her my situation she tells me all the other passengers have been taken to the Hilton where was I. I tell her - crying...So she organises things and I end up at the Hilton too. That marking my first 5 star hotel sleep. That trip was an explosion of first times for me, if I can go on...
1st time I drank alcohol: I was still a baby back emakhaya...There was a circumcision ceremony. You know mos they'll have this room with all the lica, food and stuff. So my gran trusted me with the key, i was the youngest and would not steal anything. So my cousins talked me into stealing some booze for them, which I did. Shoo so come drinking time, I want something too. Shoo they gave me a bottle of Esprit...it was nice and sweet..Shoo, after a couple of hours my head was spinning and I was vomitting I was a mess...None the less...that 1st time marked the last time I ever tasted alcohol.
1st time I moved into my flat: Best day ever, i felt liek I own the world...imagine your own flat no roommates or anything liek that...The novelty quickly faded away with the rent money I have to pay all by myself.
1st time I entered a beuaty contest: Was in varsity. You have to understand I'ma very shy person...but a dare-devil. So any dare you throw my way, I'll awnt to do it. More so when I was younger. So a friend dared me to enter Miss Uni...and I did...Yhoo, I've never felt the smiling muscles hurt like they did that day... Became first runner up and won a bar fridge, hi-fi and R1000 truworths voucher..Mara yhooo, my jaws were almost all botoxed up...

awelani
21 Aug 2008 09:17

Nonny, um lost,,,pls 'find' me.

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 09:18

nonny,this lady o seshwappa jwang,ka ba ka mofilela shame.i wish i can say ,dont you wanna try african food,that time i talk about,pap ka achar le mae

WhiteSockGirl
21 Aug 2008 09:20

Luke, why are you not writing anymore?

Sego, remember the Daily Smoke????? That was just awesome writing...

awelani
21 Aug 2008 09:21

nonny,this lady o seshwappa jwang,ka ba ka mofilela shame.i wish i can say ,dont you wanna try african food,that time i talk about,pap ka achar le mae..LMAO!!!

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 09:21

Nonny, um lost,,,pls 'find' me.
I've found u my darling Awe, what don't u understand???

carino
21 Aug 2008 09:21

hhahaha Cleve, u remind of yesterdays ridiculous short story on SABC1 ngo 20h30. I think umuntu fane athola noma oksa DSTV Compact ngo R200 mos.....LOL

u can say that again Nonnzz... I sat there, thinking to myself..yhuu..boCnglemother badla kamnadi bona kokwabo..

carino
21 Aug 2008 09:23

1st time I moved into my flat: Best day ever, i felt liek I own the world...imagine your own flat no roommates or anything liek that...The novelty quickly faded away with the rent money I have to pay all by myself.

I repeat after you....

Cody
21 Aug 2008 09:25

maara yhooo,that night,ke i kutlwetse,the next day my ears where red like hell,but i told my self a kiss(leroma lona i did get it. iyoo! kwa kwa kwa! bugwaa gwaa gwaa kg kg kg!! shoo wee My word!!

awelani
21 Aug 2008 09:26

I got lost here,,,what r u on about manje nga ma dstv compact?? (hhahaha Cleve, u remind of yesterdays ridiculous short story on SABC1 ngo 20h30. I think umuntu fane athola noma oksa DSTV Compact ngo R200 mos.....LOL)

Cnglemother
21 Aug 2008 09:30

cariri quickly help, is it Boitshwaraleo or Boitshwarelo? very urgent asseblief.

andi01
21 Aug 2008 09:30

@Nonny Grand grand, Andile u are not sure who was the man between the two of u- somethings are un-explianable no matter how much one tries, LOL of course ndiyayazi thyini nonny LOL

zolx
21 Aug 2008 09:30

why is it only 'nice' in here when we have to go home. See you tomorrow blockers.

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 09:31

u can say that again Nonnzz... I sat there, thinking to myself..yhuu..boCnglemother badla kamnadi bona kokwabo..
@ Carino - hahahahah so true mfethu, manje the thing is izindleko zingibehke ngapha nangapha.........LOL

andi01
21 Aug 2008 09:31

Andi, ansa ur phone gal...sorry dawg, left the phone @ home,

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 09:32

why is it only 'nice' in here when we have to go home.
I noticed that izolo as well Zolx.

love-ness
21 Aug 2008 09:33

@ awelani. First Sex - 2000 with some guy i met @ college (i hear he's now driving buses in Venda) tl tl tl tl hai....modimo wa kgotso

1.first boyfriend-boy 3 houses away from me,dated 5 yrs,found out he was cheating with so called frnd at same time found dat i was preggies (mafacka)now ke maratha and im having the time of my life laughing at his blach a@#
2.first kiss-hehe...some cute guy i liked mara ke tshaba go jole (koko would have kicked my @#$ ko segweng nogal.....
3.first mdavazo-dnt knw if the pain is over rated or bafana was not fit,just felt bareble pain.
4.first sleep over-hehe yho........i almost slpt ko nageng,i was going to a frnds place for da weekend when i went to see baby for di gudbyes(he was the back room boy) he convinced me 2 sleep over n il leave tomorrow morning for friends place n i stayed.yho...........ka bo 19:30 his aunt sees me at da gate being all cute n she says "wena kgale ke go bona mo,nna ga ke nyake mathata a melato gape gape,reitsi Tebogo ka mo.otshwe mo Kabelo sesi wautlwa''im standing there surprised as hell then she adds "o robala kae"??hehe.....i was scared as hell thinking i cant go home at this time neither can i catch a taxi to frnds place n magogo is giving me hell ko robala kae?
the man cleared the situation and i slpt peaceful.found out later that Tebogo is his current galfriend and she preggies and man had told he had no gal n had a 3yr old child,he did not say that child was still in tummy

carino
21 Aug 2008 09:34

cariri quickly help, is it Boitshwaraleo or Boitshwarelo? very urgent asseblief.

Forgiveness, my love... Forgiveness... Uxolo

Segololo
21 Aug 2008 09:34

WSG<<Sego, remember the Daily Smoke????? That was just awesome writing...>> oh ggerrrrrrl! Do I ever!! Tashi, please get those articles uploaded pronto!! and Luke, start writing, maan!

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 09:42

cariri quickly help, is it Boitshwaraleo or Boitshwarelo? very urgent asseblief.
Forgiveness, my love... Forgiveness... Uxolo
Carino, she wanted to know the correct spelling between (Boitshwaraleo or Boitshwarelo) not the translation mfethu....

Cnglemother
21 Aug 2008 09:43

no cariri i need the correct spelling? boitshwareleo or boitshwarelo?

Pooky
21 Aug 2008 09:45

LOL@ cariri with her quick translations...

carino
21 Aug 2008 09:54

Ohhhh Boitshwarelo

carino
21 Aug 2008 09:55

Boitshwareleo would mean "holding your totolozi"

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 09:58

Boitshwareleo would mean "holding your totolozi"
hahahahah carino, I'm seriously begining to think, u are making up lama translations akho, why are they always funny?......heheheh usudlala ngathi ngoba kucima iy'bani ne?

Cody
21 Aug 2008 09:58

Boitshwareleo would mean "holding your totolozi" Jo Jo Carino ROTFLMBAFO!!

odie
21 Aug 2008 10:00

First boyfriend - was a footballer my friends warned me but hey ddint listen, dated for a year - was spoiled rotten - when he travelled around the world i got everything i ddnt aske for that was back in 2000. i will wake up 2 seconds before he called from wherever he was. it was cute
First sex - was in 2004 at 21 years - it was so painful i remember telling my friend that i broke my virgnity - we were at the mall and suddenly out of nowhere i told her.

first sex- it was with him - after three years of him trying to get hold of my punani - he finally got it

dump - i dumped him because he was a serial cheater
dumped - by the varsity boyfriend
first time i told my brother that i love him - one of my ex boyfriends hit me so hard i couldnt stop crying. went to some gig at varsity and the guy started acting funny - we had broken up then its just that he was so insecure and boring ,,,,,so he started hitting me. i will never forget that day. saw him at newscafe acted like i dont know him. apparently he is still bitter that he ddnt get hold of my punani.

Cnglemother
21 Aug 2008 10:02

Nonnz we need to learn isitswana fosho coz lodoti ongucarino udlala ngathi manje. I am gonna endup insulting people la emsebenzini ngenxa yakhe and say the wrong things.

carino
21 Aug 2008 10:06

Thing is kaloku we would say you've named your totolozi Leo, boitshwaro is to hold yourself.. so, Boitshwareleo would be you are holding Leo, your totolozi...

faraimagic
21 Aug 2008 10:06

I dont remember all my first times!**---** but all i can say is all my firsts made me Bitter or Better!

Toxic
21 Aug 2008 10:08

hahahahah carino, I'm seriously begining to think, u are making up lama translations akho, why are they always funny?......heheheh usudlala ngathi ngoba kucima iy'bani ne?

spot on Nons.

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 10:08

"Nonnz we need to learn isitswana fosho coz lodoti ongucarino udlala ngathi manje. I am gonna endup insulting people la emsebenzini ngenxa yakhe and say the wrong things."
ahahah Cngle, go the RGB blog and hear what Tox is saying about lzinto okade uzibuza!!! For now I'm too confused. Wena vele use Goli, so learn issitwana, mina I'm in Durbs so I'll learn Hindi & Tamel, khona amakula angeke ahlebe ngami coz kugcwele wona in Durbs.........LOL

belz
21 Aug 2008 10:08

Boitshwareleo would mean "holding your totolozi> LMAO!!!! shame cngle my frendo, udlala ngawe straight ucarino, zama uTox as a tutor.

Cnglemother
21 Aug 2008 10:10

futsek carino!

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 10:13

the first words if you want to learn in tswana,first thing in the morning,go straight to your boos n say,GO KA ITUMEDISA JAANG GA RE KA KOPANELA MAPAI,

Girl your boss is going like n love you for the rest of your life.OR LE KANTIMISHA BYANE KA MAPEING,THIS ONE IS PEDI

OR if you are adude telling his boss ,nelaba kore ne kobe kore nyofi ya wena e twa e babe,this one is shangaan,boy your salary will be up that month

andi01
21 Aug 2008 10:14

ROTFLMAOL Thing is kaloku we would say you've named your totolozi Leo, boitshwaro is to hold yourself.. so, Boitshwareleo would be you are holding Leo, your totolozi...hay maan Carino. LOL

andi01
21 Aug 2008 10:16

@ Mathata- ke kopa translation toe, I would hate missing out on anything you say

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 10:18

Carino is crazy........I can't stop laughing at "holding ur totolozi"..........LOL

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 10:20

@ Mathata- ke kopa translation toe, I would hate missing out on anything you say
ahahaha Same here Andi01!!!

WhiteSockGirl
21 Aug 2008 10:20

Mathata- ke kopa translation toe, I would hate missing out on anything you say

You would wish andi01,... she is going to do the spanish/portuguese thing now... she told me last night she does not do english

Pooky
21 Aug 2008 10:26

hihihihihhiii carino

Toxic
21 Aug 2008 10:27

Basically mathata is saying sleep your way to the top!

andi01
21 Aug 2008 10:28

@WSG-she is going to do the spanish/portuguese thing now... she told me last night she does not do english L, holly molly, I prefer Setswana to Espanol you know (Boitshwareleo to Koza, Iventa kokoza) ( in this case Boitshwaresteve), thatha Carino thatha, eish joe mina ngiyazifela ngawe, 9-9 mpintshi)

Toxic
21 Aug 2008 10:29

on a serious note guys, Carino's tswana/sotho/zulu/tswana is usually spot on. The thing is if u don't know the lingo then u won't know when she's pulling your leg cause she doesn't say she's joking. in fact her setswana is way way way better than mine.....so i'd trust her translations over mine ANYDAY.

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 10:30

Basically mathata is saying sleep your way to the top!
@ Tox - ahhahaha makes me wonder now about uMathata......*adding 2 +2 and getting 8 instead of 4* ........LOL

faraimagic
21 Aug 2008 10:30

*(@)*

andi01
21 Aug 2008 10:30

@ Toxic Basically mathata is saying sleep your way to the top! ya right, like she slept her way to CANADA, kanti people are how????

Segololo
21 Aug 2008 10:31

Oh MaT!!! O mpolaela eng! (why are you killing me?) Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllll!!! You just know how to make my day!! Ha hahah!

Umshopi
21 Aug 2008 10:32

Helow Bloggers!!!!! love the topic..........M new!!!!

Hey mina it was a very traumatic experience coz , it was my first b-friend and i did it with him for the first time and Guess wht ????Boom .... i was expecting a baby whom i love dearly today

So guyz you can imagine my trauma falling pregnat at 17yrs.... i was so scared that i never told my parents and they had to find out for themself when i was nearly 7months. Shame my parents they were very supportive and still are.... and i love them to bits....

But i think for me the experience tought me a lot and i worked very hard to prove to my parents that i was sorry and stupid to fall for that idiot guyz lies wen he told me if you do it for the first tym you wont fall pregnant.

Hey but m glad it happend coz ....indeed i made my parents proud.... coz i manage to finish at Vasity on tym and found myself a beta Job....and now i live a comfortable life and i give my son all the love he deserve as a single mother.

And after my horrific experience i neva dated for 3yrs and out of bitterness i dumped the b-friend. U'mshopi wange mpela lo wa'nghlela

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 10:32

toxic,we tshwre,girls the is no need to translate,go straight to your boss n say it,this will better your salarys

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 10:34

ya right, like she slept her way to CANADA, kanti people are how????
haahhaha Andile.........

U'mshopi wange mpela lo wa'nghlela
Welcome to TVSA Umshopi and I love the history of ur name!

andi01
21 Aug 2008 10:36

@Umshopi So guyz you can imagine my trauma falling pregnat at 17yrs and So guyz you can imagine my trauma falling pregnat at 17yrs, girl you were 17 not 7 you should have known better, but ke everything happens for a reason mos akere

andi01
21 Aug 2008 10:38

Ende wena Mshopi, uyilezi ziphaphayo why wait till you seventeen to have some "leo" serves you right. Were you hoping to be Kelly Khumalo or something

andi01
21 Aug 2008 10:41

@Nonny-ya right, like she slept her way to CANADA, kanti people are how????
haahhaha Andile......... , i have to paraphrase this before I have D-Maths on my Aids, pocerty and Mr price account, what I mean is she worked her way 2 CANADA but she expecst us to sleep away to the top, Andithi she slept her way to CANADA, of course I know she didnt, she will never-ever, she is way to smart for that, diplomats dont do that.

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 10:41

umshopi,i love your parents dearly,my love situation always build n it can make you the person you are in future,BUT dont forget to preach to our young sisters.

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 10:45

i have to paraphrase this before I have D-Maths on my Aids, pocerty and Mr price account, what I mean is she worked her way 2 CANADA but she expecst us to sleep away to the top, Andithi she slept her way to CANADA, of course I know she didnt, she will never-ever, she is way to smart for that, diplomats dont do that.
@ Andi01 - u sly fox, u know miss ngikhuluma into ezwa imina ngedwa will come and start throwing Dinny *do u rememeber our TVSA drama queen Denice hey* tantrums, manje u are changing ur words.......eish man TVSA igcwele amaqili fo sho........LOL

Cheers Andi01, u better make sure I have a great TVSA Friday kusasa, I want enough humour to last me until Monday from wena vha?

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 10:47

DOES CASSANDRA relate with anyone in the blog?Apple never fall far from the tree

Nonny
21 Aug 2008 10:47

umshopi,i love your parents dearly,my love situation always build n it can make you the person you are in future,BUT dont forget to preach to our young sisters.
AMEN!!!! Preach on preacher Thata's.

Umshopi
21 Aug 2008 10:54

my love situation always build n it can make you the person you are in future,BUT dont forget to preach to our young sisters@ What aka mathata
Ke nnete eo !!!!. I did learn a lot from that experience and would not wish it to happen to any1 and i even preach it to my son and other gals out there.

girl you were 17 not 7 you should have known better, but ke everything happens for a reason mos akere@ andi01. i was indeed stupid esp at 17yrs i cud i've knw beta but it happen and cant turn the time around, bt accept tht it hapend and i believe it happend for a good reason ....i've really learned a lot from that. It can get worse now coz there are lots of deases out there and was lucky i did not catch them with my irresponsible behaviour. I'm nt blaming the guy coz i took the 2 of us to do it , so i take all the blame.

I wish all gals out there could learn frm my mistake and esp by practising save sex at all times coz HIV AIDS is out there.

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 11:12

before you were feeling guilty,but today my dear your child is a bonus,just say thanks God his sperm gave me a bonus,just say thanx for him to F me,

Beyonce
21 Aug 2008 11:57

Mathata you are the ish! Mncwaaaaa, uhamba wedwa(you are walking alone) LoL

odie
21 Aug 2008 11:58

Mathata wena kgatsadiaka o a nkgona sentle tota. i remember when i was a silent blogger - you said you were staying in the shacks. and you dissapeared for sometimes after everyone complained about you vulgar language - i am still looking for the blog. to be honest with you since i have little imaginery pictures of how you guys look - i can still picture you in a shack but not in Canada.
Sponono - think he looks more like Mingus from the THE LAB
Nonny - Pamela the girl from Coca cola popstar

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 12:45

skirlek out of the blue ORDIE ,my dear get your skanky f*&^% ass life.skirlek fela ,wanthoma,

Ordie im used to ppl like you,oh my gaaaaad is month end,this time ordie,isay let them take your car,EVERY MONTH END IM A VICTIM,*bleep!*,PLS MY LOVE PAY YOUR BILLS,DONT SPENT MORE THAN YOU EARN,SOOOOOO ONTSHETSA BOTLHOKO MONNA,GET A LIFE

yes my dear picture me in the shack,im happy for you,if this time of the year,there is still someone who make fun with people who stay in the shack,shame my dear.

odie,ME MATHATA,I DONT BUY anyone to love me,i just love ppl who hates me,you know why,they build me,

unfortunetly ODIE,god did bless me,but if you were around you are welcome to share what i have.

about the house,those are cheap fights,can you ask MOSOLA HOW IS MY SHACK PLS IF YOU KNOWS HIM ,your goverment pays $5000 for rent,im talking about your TAX MONEY,

GET A LIFE WIZARD

GET A LIFE,.............FOR A FACT I KNOW WHO WROTE THIS,

Tshd21
21 Aug 2008 12:51

ROTFLMFAO

Cande
21 Aug 2008 13:01

Guys, its Setswana

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 13:08

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,i have serios bad luck,what have i done ?if someone in the blog want to vomit raw beef she ate,they just throw it to me ,who invent TVSA.

i hate the day i read about uyanda with red dress,because i end up at TVSA,what the hell is this.

whoooo mathata,ke mathata fela

Segololo
21 Aug 2008 13:28

MaT, (go siame) its okay, my dear... calm down... We bless the day you joined TVSA, my dear... Re leboga Uyanda go go tlisa mo (we thank Uyanda for bringing you here)... What would TVSA be without you, MaT? trouble-less? Ahhh no! not right!

You know we(you and I) also had our fair share of disagreements and ended up speaking French and Espanol to each other... Ha haha! BUT gone are those days, hey MaT...

Odie, ke kopa o sa gopotsa MaT diletseng... (Please Don't remind MaT of tthe past)... A re tlogele diletseng di lale (Let's let sleeping dogs lie)...

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 13:38

segololo,for real can i ask you something im not joking,1983 to 84,i used to have this cousin oy myne ,but we havent seen each other since that time,

but her gran n family used to call,segololo,so i want to know where did you get this name,why did you dicide to use it

pls on a serios note,im not fooling you im just asking

Segololo
21 Aug 2008 13:52

MaT<<but her gran n family used to call,segololo,so i want to know where did you get this name,why did you dicide to use it>> My late granma used to call me that... and my aunts & cousins call me Segololo...

Hau! MaT, are yiu saying we could be related?

WhiteSockGirl
21 Aug 2008 13:57

Hau! MaT, are yiu saying we could be related?

Hela, this is going to get interesting..

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 14:00

yes,the granma shis late now,but my dad when she saw the late granma ,she was his aunti.

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 14:01

ohh did you attend your schooling at north west

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 14:14

okga lefotha why osa respond.

Molilo
21 Aug 2008 14:15

I c its KK at TVSA

Brown Shuga
21 Aug 2008 14:21

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 14:24

this girl onkga le fotha,kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

Brown Shuga
21 Aug 2008 14:26

Huu..Mathata! I got an sms to say I must come to this blog...lol Mathata you are something else. So you and Sego might be related? I'm seriously calling KK, to bring their cameras to Canada for the reunion.

<<<if someone in the blog want to vomit raw beef she ate,they just throw it to me>>> Hayi maan Odie, please leave Mathata alone, she doesn't stay in a shack hawu...

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 14:37

shuga,why cant she respond?im stll like this????????????,

Firstdvd
21 Aug 2008 14:51

Segoooooo...where are yoooooou?

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 14:56

where is she

Firstdvd
21 Aug 2008 15:30

They mentioned KK then she decided to thath'ikhava lol

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 15:48

who is K k?now motho are nyame nyame.i think this issue must end here,sego i still loves you big time,but from the onset i felt like i know you,one thing for sure you are still sturbon.joking

i used to feel like.im figthing with my childhood friend,if is you,....... long time not seen you,i heard that you have a good job n you travel a lot,im happy for you.

i wont talk about this anymore.

Shadow
21 Aug 2008 15:53

I c its KK at TVSA
LMCAOTIPAL...Oh i this place. There's never a dull moment in TVSA.
Sego & Thats related...that'z now RGB nuuz...heheeeeee

what aka mathata
21 Aug 2008 16:26

metlholo gaefele

Segololo
22 Aug 2008 00:54

<<now motho are nyame nyame.i think this issue must end here,sego i still loves you big time,but from the onset i felt like i know you,one thing for sure you are still sturbon.joking >>
Hey MaT, am sick with the flu and went to bed early... Geeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, I would never walk away from a family reunion... NEVA!!! I love my family...

<<I'm seriously calling KK, to bring their cameras to Canada for the reunion. >>
Shugs, make that call to KK, I want to be the first one to go to Canada on that new sponsorship deal they have with SAA...

<<i wont talk about this anymore.>> Gerrrrl, there's no way we are not talking about this... You and I need to rarabolla (untangle) this family revelation...

<<ohh did you attend your schooling at north west>> yes, maan! Bokone bophirima for life, Cuz MaT!! Where did you grow up and where did you go to school?

Cnglemother
22 Aug 2008 01:07

OMG! LOL @ Sego & Dmaths, oh u night riders had fun fosho lst nyt. I dont know where to start but this was indeed hillarious - u guys rock fosho! .

Sego & Dmaths cuzins, showee!

Cody
22 Aug 2008 01:14

i hate the day i read about uyanda with red dress,because i end up at TVSA,what the hell is this. Ts ts ts ts!!! ijooo kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!

Toxic
22 Aug 2008 01:27

Sego and MaT are related!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who would have thought?! he he he

Cody
22 Aug 2008 01:31

Sego & Dmaths cousins..................itjhuu!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!!!! there is never a dull moment with Mathata on TVSA!

Nonny
22 Aug 2008 01:34

"before you were feeling guilty,but today my dear your child is a bonus,just say thanks God his sperm gave me a bonus,just say thanx for him to F me,"
hahahahhaha God bless u Mathata, u make TVSA rock!!!!

"jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,i have serios bad luck,what have i done ?if someone in the blog want to vomit raw beef she ate,they just throw it to me ,who invent TVSA."
ROTLMFBAO........ehehehehhe raw beef eeeweee!!!!

Segololo
22 Aug 2008 01:35

<<Sego & Dmaths cuzins, showee!>> yeah! we roll like that... Hey Thata's!!!

belz
22 Aug 2008 01:38

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Brown Shuga
22 Aug 2008 01:38

LMAO

<<<Bokone bophirima for life, Cuz MaT!! Where did you grow up and where did you go to school?>>>
Yeah Mathata, araba!

odie
22 Aug 2008 01:43

MATHATA GET ME CLEAR - I DIDNT SAY I HATE YOU AND I DONT UNDERSTAND GORE THE MONTH END AND PEOPLE TAKING MY THINGS IS ALL ABOUT.
KE NE KE RE O GAKOLOGELWA O KWADILE MO NNGWENG YA DIBLOGS ORE O NNA N A SHACK AND BECAUSE YOU ARE UNIQUE AND THINGS THAT U WRITE STAYS IN MY MIND - I AM STILL CONFUSED ABOUT THE CANADA PART.

Ke kopa maitshwarelo Mathata fa ke go gogomositse maikutlo.

I AM TAKING MY BEATUFUL SELF OUT.

awelani
22 Aug 2008 01:47

ROTFLMCBAO,,,,,i love dis place, now we have cyber KK, tl tl tl

carino
22 Aug 2008 01:58

hahahahahah huuuwiii

awelani
22 Aug 2008 02:11

I wonder where Rene is, we will need a recap of the rinyuion (reunion)..

tha - bang
22 Aug 2008 02:15

there is never a dull day on TVSA. the site has more drama than anything on generations.Surprising revelations, twist and turns.I wonder what next week holds.

awelani
22 Aug 2008 02:23

I wonder what next week holds. Dude, usathi next week, 2day, u know how it is.....

sjura
22 Aug 2008 05:40

Triple Lol....

Pooky
22 Aug 2008 07:25

who is K k?now motho are nyame nyame.i think this issue must end here,sego i still loves you big time,but from the onset i felt like i know you,one thing for sure you are still sturbon.joking

i used to feel like.im figthing with my childhood friend,if is you,....... long time not seen you,i heard that you have a good job n you travel a lot,im happy for you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ROTFLMAO ...

what aka mathata
22 Aug 2008 07:41

where i am is morning,so the was noway i can respond,
im from north west near Garankuwa,i cant say where,aish botsotsi maara.........,

BS ,can you guys open my private msg box pls,im begging in the name of love,i want to talk to SEGO,pls(down with my knees)pls

tha - bang
22 Aug 2008 07:47

u can actually do it yourself mathata,just go to right side of the screen, under Gold menu and click private messagesu should find sego''s message there.

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