My beautiful schlebs please shed some light with us toe! Don’t leave us in the dark, Ndabazabantu is all ears
You gotta luv itshitshi, jealous down that popping tit is sooooooooo itshitshi, ever considered visiting Kwa Nongoma? King Zwelithini would love to have you as undlunkulu, that’s if you are still a virgin that you claimed to be or did Prosper get all the goodies ? Don’t be shy you can tell Ndabazabantu and I promise not to tell a soul…tl tl tl tl
Every time I catch a glimpse of Amstel he always remind me of “something” something like an over dried Biltong, does this dude have a blood at all? looks like he’s made of steel, well enough about Amstel and his biltong self …… luv you too Choma!
Khanyi please share your secret with Ndabazabantu toe! What happened to your phat lips or did someone give you a punch before the pic was taken? You look fabulous though you make Ndabazabantu green with envy!! I heard your dad is a semi Patrice Motsepe, if that’s true please please hook a sista up * you know which buttons to press moss*, give a sista some tips. I am sure he wouldn’t mind sharing his few bucks with me since you are out of the way…….
Ndabazabantu has had sleepless nights for the past couple of months wondering ? She doesn’t wanna miss out on umgosi! OK straight to the point, Sbuda is there anyone in your life? You are approaching 30 broer and its about time you hook up with Ndabazabantu and I promise I’ll give you 10 kids in 9 months nogal like Angelina Jolie, marry me!!
Forget Precious, she doesn’t know how to cook!! I’ll feed you African dishes until you go back to your normal size, Monday ke Mogodu & Pap, Tuesday Mogodu and stampu, Wednesday Mogodu and Mtini, Thursday Mogodu and Domboro, Friday I’ll cook you a special meal…. Sorry can’t tell this is a surprise for my boo!
And YES! I will marry you! Now you can hang up that phone dahling!
I wonder what possessed Busi to shaya phansi o muriri bathong! Women are not allowed to shave their hair it’s a bad omen!! African women can ONLY shave their heads when their husbands die…..phew I need to teach these kids a thing or two! This goes to other potato heads out there!! Grow some hair woman!!
Doesn’t she look pretty here? There you go, much better my luv. I heard you joined forces with Khabodacious, those of you who don’t know what Khabodacious is, it’s a dancing school owned by our dance queen Khabonina, Ndaba Z would like these chikittas to teach her a move or two, she only knows how to dance kwasa kwasa, shem on me!!
This chikitta is beautiful….waita minute, Ndabazabantu has a heart afterall, isn’t she stunningly beautiful? Kodwa who would want to hurt that angelic face bathong! Look at those biceps hmmm *scratch that* I don’t wanna sound like someone I know who doesn’t have a life….. enough about me, so tell me Katlego is there anyone in your life at the moment, the reason I ask is because I have suitable candidates for you to choose from, I don’t want you to end up wit someone like this……….tl tl tl tl tl
Ke mang ou? He reminds me of someone I knew in the 80’s!
You and 
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will make a stunning couple or Phat Lips lol…………….. no no no scratch dat, Phat is mine after I’m done with No.1 Knoxman u Sbuda
Remember Sophia Mabusela Miss Soweto 1998? The last time I checked she was working with some unknown band, they used to entertain us ko Kegg and Vine, ‘Allo Miss Thang!! I wonder if the band still exists. Ndabazabantu heard from the grapevine that Miss Thang has 3 kids and married… ok I spiced up a lil bit, she is not married but certainly has kids about 4, holly…… My friend is still smitten by this beautiful lass, can’t say I blame him…ahem! …and oh she was also Miss Jam Alley in 19 donsamehlo!
Speaking of Miss thangs, what happened to Sally Ann? Girl I hope you’ve learnt a lesson and stayed away from your FOREIGN boyfriends, they are up to no good ma lavie! I still think you are the most beautiful Miss Teen we ever had in Mzansi, as for our current Miss teen….. she is soooo boring like a dry toast, that’s all I can say about her and as for her looks…..I’d rather not comment, but it has something to do with those lips, did you suck your thumb until high school? You wanna know what happens to kids who don’t wanna quit that bad habit? You smear hot chilies on the thumb when they are fast asleep!! In your case, its too late!!
Back to Sally, I hope your hair business in Randburg is doing well, maybe you can help Busi Lurayi out with some extensions…………don’t worry she doesn’t know a difference between 100% natural hair and a fake! Just give her whatever is in the shelves for crying out loud!
Anyone knows what happened to Miss Khumalo? Babes ontanga yakho are married and settled wena usala kanjani hhe? … I know dear its hard to find marriage these days, just grab any old tired ass and request him, cha DEMAND him to take you on an exotic holiday and come back with a big diamond on that finger of yours, make sure that he is white! Ask Gerry for some tips ***wink***
Ask and you shall be given……amen! Cela uzophiwa sis wam!
Miss Mazwai, why did you refuse to show us a picture of your daughter? Are you scared that she is not as beautiful as other Stoan’s daughters, if she is, what are you hiding her? If she looks like this face, then there is nothing to be ashamed of, ok enough about your daughter! When are you getting hitched?
I have just a man for ya! Damn I’m gud!
Awusho ke sisi, how long are you going to keep your man from Ndabazabantu? I just wanna have a glimpse and I’ll tell you 9/9 gore u HOT or not, phela you must upgrade or keep the standard after dating Mr. Mabona for years! Eintlik what went wrong sisi, maybe he got tired of eating take aways since wena o nale manicured nails and didn’t wanna cut the onions, females!! And then you blame the guy for leaving you! Sies on you!
Not even your delicious assets could keep him…hmmm, dear didn’t your mama tell you dat a way to your man’s heart is through his stomach? NOW YOU KNOW!! Be on a lookout for an invoice from moi! If I was a man I would run away from a woman with long nails who knows what those long nails get up to under the sheets….hmm?
Someone please call 911!!! I promise I’ll bleach my black face just for you!!
Mamamia! Lord have mercy!! Yummmmmy!! Forget what I said Kaizer Junior, you can keep your blonds and I’ll keep my black face, Trevor luv them dark and scrumptious………..YES TREVOR YES YES YES YES forget about Nothando or is it Luthando? WHO CARES?????
nami I’ll forget about my hubby no1 & 2!!
Oh golly lets make this official once and for all………
Nbabazabantu will be back……………… need to take a cold shower…