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Whose fooling who?

Written by Vutmi from the blog things and stuff like that on 12 Mar 2008
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Okay…ever wondered about your fellow bloggers? 
What they do, or what they look like, genders, age or if they are what they say they are? Let’s have fun and give our fellow bloggers faces and careers, well basically lives. 

Ignore their pictures...just for the fun of it!!!

If a blogger see their descriptions and you feel like its not far from the truth, please don’t be shy to acknowledge the blogger’s brilliant observation! After all we only have words to work with here.

And please people lets not get offended; this is all in the name of fun and love. While you are at it you can brown noose a bit. LOL 

BTW feel free to go off topic...only if you'll find your way back to the topic...hihihihi

267 Comments

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 02:51

I’ll start with the intriguing(brown nosing) Nonny, here's what I think

Looks
Tall, dreadlocked and curvecious black beauty with a commanding voice.
Late 20s(age)

Careers
1. Priest…sounds lyk you were reaised in a strict moral backround and you ended up becoming a priest adhoc. TVSA is a platform for you to be yourself!
2. Pre-school teacher…you are good with the babies around here, though I have a feeling you’ll be fired very soon..(ncncnc)
3. Detective…you scrutinize and analyze every reply and you can read between the lines.
4. Lawyer…most of your replies are not straightforward, in an intriguing way though 
5. Hostess/Hotel Manager…you welcome every new member with an open heart and a big smile. 

Just my observations, please dont get mad!!!

azHOT
13 Mar 2008 02:56

Vutmi.....on Nonny

i think her hair is relaxed.......
i think she's fair in compexion
i KNOW she's not a preiest......LOL

azHOT
13 Mar 2008 02:57

meant priest....

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 03:02

azHOT...

Fair complexion
Not so short, yet not so tall
a bit slender and glamorous type of chick(with stilletoes and handbags that match)

carreer
I'd say top manager for a government department!!!!!!

Username
13 Mar 2008 03:08

Azhot

Age: Early mid 20s
Occupation: Accounting, “BEE” type of job *if there anything like that*
Definitely not secretary type maybe science kind of job
Description: Tall, light-skinned, snazzy dresser, natural hair

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 03:09

Vutmi, i think usdudla and you have four boyfriends, love drinking ngama weekends. and you work as a receptionists for a company where everibody does umathanda, hence you blog

PrettyPree
13 Mar 2008 03:12

Vutmi
Age: Late 20's
Vey nice body, with some curves. Afro that looks like Lebo's
Career; "Communication", interacting with people

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 03:13

Vutmi, i think usdudla and you have four boyfriends, love drinking ngama weekends. and you work as a receptionists for a company where everibody does umathanda, hence you blog...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one monchooza good one. I am coming back with your description. just poppin out, for a while.
sdudla? hihihi

BTW you couldnt be more wrong!!!!!!!!!

sponono
13 Mar 2008 03:14

mmhhh interesting   BTW...no  brown-nozzing.....allowed tell it like you imagine it

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 03:18

LOL at what Vutmi and Azhot think of me, but I must say Azhot u are almost along the lines of my proffession and the welcoming part is becoz of am in the Rublic Relations industy at Management level so somehow I unfortuinately always have the joys of shoving my work to my PA or any1 else for that matter and then I blog waya waya...........LOL

And BTW, I am not in my late 20s I am in my EARLY 20s as a matter of fact on the 24th of June I'll only be turning 23. So I am 22 at the moment!!!

Ur topic is off the hook, very very good one Vutmi!!!

MamaOmpha
13 Mar 2008 03:18

Sponono mina I think u tall, well built dreadlocked guy.
You shoes size is 7
You are a boxer (underwear) guy

coming back soon

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 03:22

Azhot, what do u mean u KNOW I am not a priest...........*shaking my head*..........yazi at Church I also became uMamfundisi coz our priest is a duplicate of Moris Chestnut..........for real people!!!!

Miss K
13 Mar 2008 03:23

Monchooza: Short, dark, round with mkhaba. Taxi driver. LOL

sponono
13 Mar 2008 03:23

LOL @ MamaOmpha    3 out of five....mmmh and I'm not telling not telling

Nonny .i guess you've HAD it with the whole annonymous route....very revelaing info right there ,  age, job level  and all......hi hi hi hi

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 03:26

22yrs..buzum?????...mmmmmh*suprised*
Pooky:
coffee skin.with lots of make -up eyeshadows no tweezo,,pink zidlele..ne rouge ebomvu...
short but always on heels..
Career
Uhm...diyabuya

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 03:27

Sponono here's what I think of you - 

U are a razzo looking kinda guy, with an atrractive pot belly and u always hang around with the amagenge aselokshin just to show them that even though u have succeeded in life u still love them and u motivate them to lay low on the weed and make a decent living bayeke ukuhlala ekhoneni????............how close am I sponza???? 

belz
13 Mar 2008 03:31

Sponono: Not that tall, unesishwapa kancane nje, short hair, usebenzela iGovernement.

Nonny 22 ?? you must respect me im older than you.

Peachy
13 Mar 2008 03:31

Mhhhh......

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 03:33

"Nonny .i guess you've HAD it with the whole annonymous route....very revelaing info right there , age, job level and all......hi hi hi hi"..........Yah man, as long as they don't have my real name and my work adress and home adress I am still hard to find coz now really each well established company has some form of a PR or marketing department and futhi baningi osistaz abanzcane njengami abaphumelelile in life!!!

"22yrs..buzum?????...mmmmmh*suprised* - Yah man, Mabhebheza, my experiences in life grew me and BTW don't be ashamed it's okay to be 35years having ur first baby and unmarried nogal, it's really ok this is SA anything is acceptable..........LOL

puchununu
13 Mar 2008 03:34

nice one vutmi..

nonny :Iv always imagined her as curvacious... mid complexion.. somone that likes pinks and oranges.. quite glam 

moonchooza: definately dreadlocks.. 

Miss K.. i think unobu chubbiness.. light skinned. 

sponono: bald or brush cut

myname: dark skinned, slender bodied.. in braids/switch

 

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 03:38

Nonny you must be 32 years

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 03:39

"Nonny 22 ?? you must respect me im older than you."............Gone are the days sisi..........just kidding, yebo ma, would u like some tea and how many sugars???.........LOL

Oh and Kimmy, ok this one is gonna be like I am cheating, coz u are a personal friend, kodwa ke I'll do it anyway and no need to confirm the info........*coz obviously it's true*
- She's a CA by profession
- Beautiful pakisha elime kahle, not thin
- Loves her weaves (yaka Kinky) and always has a good manicure
- Other stuff I can't tell coz it will be too much sharing..........so Kimmy, confirm what I said my freind???

sponono
13 Mar 2008 03:40

ROTFLOL  @ belz..... ...almost 99% tru   hi hi hi

Nonny..nearly there
puchununu....tru

Gucci
13 Mar 2008 03:41

Nonny:

Curvaceous
Top Position
Light in color
Long hair -relaxed
Manicured nails
Very stylish - fabulous
Like hills - but hate walking
Likes her smokes
Likes totoloz and gud S**x
Likes chick flicks
Likes chilling at home - not much of a party animal
Like her meat 
Very caring and sometimes takes things to heart
Bubbly
Can be such a snob.

Yes Nonny I'm right I know and u dont have to get back to me on that one!! I can tell more!!

Who's next?...be back

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 03:42

Puchununu= loksion like and likes to Gossip estradeni with ama night dress neduku elibomvu ngo 6 ntambama.

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 03:43

"Nonny you must be 32 years"...........Monchy, plz elaborate.........what do u mean I must be 32..........are u using my portfolio to define my age????

MADENZA
13 Mar 2008 03:43

Puchununu- sex appeal, she likes her mini-skirts( please play far from Noord)

belz
13 Mar 2008 03:47

Puchununu: slender, squeaky voice, plaits corn rows.

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 03:52

Miss K ubomvu njenge tamatie yasebusika, when in the dark ubhema izol strong but when you are around your family you are forever quoating the bible verses, tell your parents ukuthi uya emlindelweni when you are actually going to sika lekhekhe nabangani bakho abo Joyce nabo Doris

azHOT
13 Mar 2008 03:52

peeps.............. ya'll funny
AzHot
=dark complexion
=average height
=natural hair thats mostly braided
=government official in legal services and liasion (still tryoing to complete two halfcooked degrees one in politics&governance one in law) am taking a sabbatical from studying thou.
=i turn 22 in May


Username
=middle management job
=tall
=fair with a weave?

monchooza
=chocolate brown
=works in the engineering industry
= u swenka!

Miss K
13 Mar 2008 03:53

@Phuchununu: me chubbyness?? I'm no Naiomi Campbell but hay u must neva! LOL U got the light skin part right though.

sponono
13 Mar 2008 03:54

Ok here's my take

on Lepogo (i'm a fan of his thinking thats why..nothing else...Ok...LOL)

He has the same hight as say...that selimathunzi guy...Chaos or the Gengame guy sideny something  but yena he's medium built not skinny   and he's got shot brush cut or bald sometimes.....dress code is Havard graduate...stripe polo shirts /t-shirts and jeans ...probably ne-gwegwe  hi hi...He' in Finance but his heart is not there....

I'll b back for another analysis another female  blogger

Tynt!
13 Mar 2008 03:55

He he he V!!! wa phunghela

Em 2 start with u:
Slender, workin @ the government, she smoke, OOh wonder how ur hair luks lyk, neva thought of dat, veri playful en still buildin herself up u da top.

Sponono:
A size 32 on the waist, coffee colour, Not tall at all, en veri talkative, oooh en maybe a big shoe size.

Azhot
Big, fussy, en into engineering field.

Nonny
Imust say: I thought u were rude ( then by the vernec times), not so slender but maybe a size 34, en 1.46 tall, maybe an admin officer kinda occupation.

Moonchoza:
Rusta, in2 music

Farrai
Middle size, Zimbabwean ( no offence) and an accountant maybe?

Miss K
13 Mar 2008 03:57

LMAO @ monchooza Eish ingathi u know the old me wena. Are u sure we were not at Tech together?? I used to say ndiya kwi youth groups and even carry my bible phantsi kwe kwapha but i'd meet my man ngase spaza shop! God forgive  me but i was young!

puchununu
13 Mar 2008 03:57

sponono.. so am i right.. oh i forgot to add that u have the Chip and Dale's.. BIG CHEEKS

moonchooza: ICE COLD

madenza: very warm.. Its funny u said that (Iv never been to Noord).. JHB Cbd scares me.. (im from the East Rand) went on my first jozi tour (some where near carlton centre I think) this december! It wasnt that bad. I even contemplated doin some shoppin there u know to mix match

belz: warmish.. i hate conrows i have the rihanna spongo
wena belz u are darkish.. tall and slender. U love uku bopha iphondo with ur naturl hair.. career wise somethin in the minerals and mining industry

Latifah
13 Mar 2008 03:57

@Moncho This is for you baba:1.You've got dreadlocks,Top position kuGovernment,A church goer but don't like to go every Sunday and Mommy has to push you njalo. You can be rude to others ...LOL.Don't like to mix yourself nabantu abapoor, you check i status before uzifaka ebantwini.U cheesse boy. Not getting married any time soon.Love your family especially MOM.Like going out ezindaweni ezipholile. You like classi pips LOL.Ngiright angithi Moncho Monchoooo

carino
13 Mar 2008 03:57

Madenza:  Slikour's height & body, brush cut. dark in complexion. Sure of himself, maybe a bit too sure.

Sponono: Those short, dreadlocks aka twist. Short. Light. Good kisser.

sponono
13 Mar 2008 03:59

Belz..now i remember that you as a veteran blogger you saw my pics.on my gallery  .......  haaaaaawu cheating

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 04:00

OK, I give up on tryna figure out Sponono coz clearly he has made a concious decision to be "cagey"..........kodwa ke good for u mfanakithi........LOL

OMG...........Gucci that is so me.........yah sana u know me.......here's another Gucci Rush perfume coming ur way.........(eish man this blogging waya way of mines makes it easier for people to know in and out.........hehehe........were are the shrienks at, I need to get over a serious blogging addiction ASAP!!!!!!!!)

Gucci, when I think of u, I just remeber the day u posted that article with ur pics, so here goes............
- Tall and sleneder
- Very good complexion, not too dark nor too like (u lucky fish)
- Loves to to blog more, but due to her "exciting" yet demanding profession she has always be in and out in a dash
 - Curvacious
- Sexy eyes (the kind that makes a man change his will and make her the beneficiary instantly!!!)
- Loves shopping, especially for handbags and accessories (and not kwere kwere and Chinese shops, hense the name Gucci)
- Enjoys chick flicks but now all the time 
- Very good sense of humour and knows when to dra the line in her jokes
So Gucci, how did I do????

Eish Puchununu, pinks and oranges,,,,,,,,,no no no..........read Gucci's description and be enlightened.........LOl

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 04:01

LMAO..the images are killing me!! tl..tl

Miss K
13 Mar 2008 04:02

Carino: i pic this short gal, uthanda ama high heels and minis, uthetha too much. Light in complexion, lezi takalane zase wits type of gal, loves clubbing and uvala istage when dancing . The type u keep your man away from when at a party or clubbing coz she's the life of the party.

Kim Possible
13 Mar 2008 04:02

Thanx Vutmi....

@ Nonns.....

thatha i (((((((((BuzumHug)))))))))))), we O your'e there

Yes im a Kinky Weave Freak i admitt, 

Nonny
- Very Hyper active Glamour
-  When she is around uzwa ngomsindo ( in Slik's voice)
- Fair + Very well relaxed hair like the ngamulas
- Loves shopping +wearing designer clothes
- No Short skirts coz unemicondo ( English Legs) LOL
- Limited behind ( isishwapha)
- Ama Hips but not aka Tshepiso LOL
- size 30-32
- Very Hairy
- Always looking Fly
- & very Stingy.......
-

Mabhebhy
 - Mid 20's but not 25 yet
- size 32-34 
- Blend of darkish & whitey compexion
-  Relaxed hair 
-Also has a pakistan - the behind LOL
- *Qhwing* gold tooth
-Soon to be a famous advocate
- Drinks & Drives ( them Savvans)
- Very Talkative + Giggles when she laff

Confirm maka Hloh.....

Miss K
13 Mar 2008 04:04

mabhebheza: short with high heels, round, swollen ankles, thanks to Bhonyongo!

tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 04:04

monchooza 
I think u are shy, easily convinced and right now u wearing a long sleeves blue shirt with a yellow tie, purple trousers and green shoes. u working for govt department and sharing a office with 6 idiots. u driving an UNO.

Golden Star
13 Mar 2008 04:04

Mhhh... interesting

Vutmi
Age: Early 20s
Appearance: Tallish and slender, dark complexion, flawless skin
Character: Somewhat quiet but no nonsense, smart, organised, fun loving, goes to gym and passionate about writing
Profession: Finance

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 04:07

Pooky:
coffee skin.with lots of make -up eyeshadows no tweezo,,pink zidlele..ne rouge ebomvu...
short but always on heels..
Career
Uhm...diyabuya

Mabhebheza...Mabhebheza...Mabhebheza
undazelaphi???? ......ok ok about the makeup thing, u right(but not too much)
I am a bit short, ok not too short and i loooooveeee hills

Miss K
13 Mar 2008 04:07

LMAO @ tshepiso's description of monchooza!!!

azHOT
13 Mar 2008 04:07

Azhot
Big, fussy, en into engineering field.  LMAO!!!!

Tynt=check true description above

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 04:07

"Nonny
Imust say: I thought u were rude ( then by the vernec times), not so slender but maybe a size 34, en 1.46 tall, maybe an admin officer kinda occupation."...........

Thanks Tynt, I like it when people think I am rude, it gives me that edge that I've always been looking for!!! 
And I must say I am so far from being islenda, I am definitely ipaka!!!! (Oh sorry for the vernac Tynt, I guess I'm still as rude as u thought I was)
LOL at Admin Officer kinda position.........shuw we it's amazing hoe people think hey.........I'm loving this blog!!!

belz
13 Mar 2008 04:09

wena belz u are darkish.. tall and slender. U love uku bopha iphondo with ur naturl hair.. career wise somethin in the minerals and mining industry> LOL Puchu, you couldn't be more wrong, 

Sponono: no man your pic only showed your face mos, i promise im not cheating.

sponono
13 Mar 2008 04:09

carino--<<Those short, dreadlocks aka twist>>        NEVER. I .looove kissin though

Tynt.....>>> very talkative>>..mmmhhhh lets just say "sociable"  yet i can appera snobbish because i'm actually shy and waist 34 to be exact..." and size 8  and that is NOT big..IMO    ........LOL

eish too much information shared  up in here LOL

puchununu..o am i right.. oh i forgot to add that u have the Chip and Dale's.. BIG CHEEKS

by BIG cheeks you mean backside LOL..(like Archie Moroka.......or the facial........NEITHER   LOL....very avarage almost appropriate (i think) to my size and height 

carino
13 Mar 2008 04:11

@Miss K. I'm literally LMAO

Pooky:  
Working in an office eParliarment. Tall. Very emotional, yet very opinionated.

Username
13 Mar 2008 04:11

@ Azhot

Only the tall part is right. Ezinye hayi phinda ucinge sisi.lol

SuddenCute
13 Mar 2008 04:12

lol.. u guys are fuuny... Damn I missed this place... *waving* Dumelang

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:14

85% right Latifah...why ngathi ungazi phesonali!!!!! @AZHOT...yesss ngiswebka strong but not in engineering.......Tynt amarasta amdaka mina i am very hygenic

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 04:14

I am back...sorry bout that...gotta pay the bills. let me read the replies and then...

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 04:16

Nonny i second u.about Gucci.especially about the shopping !! .but how can u 4get the yellow teeth she mentioned about 3days ago..4 empowerment sake..kuma BEE..lol
Carino:
Lokshin type of  a girl but went 2Model C so u maintaining that standard
I see in All stars..and perfect fit jeans with a sexy top but not revealing..cream complection..short hair
Vutmi:
Dark dindi..long hair..loves reading novels..outspoken yet introvert of sumsort...Loves rainbow nation hence the dushu Bf
Moonch:
dzadzatsa/smart wil never b seen dirty..loves 2make a statement 4umangobhozi base kasi..loves his booze but associates with them classy ..luvs stokvels!

azHOT
13 Mar 2008 04:17

Tynt= you have a point I AM FUSSY mhm......

myname
13 Mar 2008 04:17

LOL puchununu actually im tall (1.69), Chocolate caramel skinned, Medium body (top 32 & bottom 32/34 it depend to the season), yes i have kiss knees (madolo) plus mabatha (dont know in English) LOL bt u wil never notice bcoz i trained myself. And i have Chiskop Spuchu unfortunately. ......................And wena Puchununu i think u r slender, white in completion, Not tall or short & beautiful. ........ And wena Nonny u luk like umlungu, manicure & pedicure r ur life standwa sam u cant leave without them, Tall & amakwayikwayi (high heels) 4ever. U r so fly (uyaphapha) & u like izol yakho standwa sam & uyayishaya even in your 1st date

Addictv
13 Mar 2008 04:17

username: tall & slim, light in complexion with freckles, mid 20s, long relaxed hair....stylish, occupation: IT technician

madenza:  dark skinned, medium height, afro, early 20's....accounting proffession

Gucci:  skinny, not tall, caranmel skin,likes designer clothing (hence da name) loves long weaves, mid 20's, geology or science field

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 04:18

@ Nonns.....

thatha i (((((((((BuzumHug)))))))))))), we O your'e there

Hey Kimmy....... glad u could join us........u just saved me atripo


Nonny
- Very Hyper active Glamour - TRUE
- When she is around uzwa ngomsindo ( in Slik's voice)  - VERY TRUE
- Fair + Very well relaxed hair like the ngamulas - VERY TRUE
- Loves shopping +wearing designer clothes -  VERY TRUE
- No Short skirts coz unemicondo ( English Legs) LOL - VERY VERY VERY FALSE - (nginezitho zakwa Zulu) 
- Limited behind ( isishwapha) - Eish HALF false..........LOL 
- Ama Hips but not aka Tshepiso LOL - TRUE 
- size 30-32 - VERY VERY VERY FALSE
- Very Hairy - HALF FALSE, HALF TRUE 
- Always looking Fly -  SO DAMN TRUE!!!
- & very Stingy....... VERY VERY FALSE - 

Kimmy, we need a bonding session, phela if u don't know me well who will be the speaking on behalf of TVSA friends ate my funeral (coz speakers are a must a darkie funerals)............LOL.........cha cha cha this guessing business is unacceptable buzumz............plz make it up to me, by getting me a DH......(pack of 100s)

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:18

Haaibo Tshepiso did you take your medication today ama khala angaka...i am wearing a wine red shirt and wine red tie with Khakhi expensive pants and my Chacoal expensive shoes...LOL ooh and not forgeting my import belt from Brazil(khrokhodail)

tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 04:19

CARINO 
light in complexion, 
size 32-34
tall and classy 
wearing a wig 24/7
nice and soft voice 
secretary

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 04:19

Mabhebheza
very short  and petite but makes up for her hight with high hills
loves clothes, loves looking stunning,loves tight fitting clothes
uyabuthanda ubumnandi, 
Loves her savhanvha
early 20's ....i'd say 23
coffee colour with relaxed hair(maara uyathanda ukufakela)
Definately pregnant...about 2 months now , she doesnt know yet but i know its a boy...
Prefers u-brothers onhe mali (now i aint saying she's a gold digger but she aint messin with no broke nigga

Golden Star
13 Mar 2008 04:21

Carino:
= Mid 20s
= Loves singles and cornrows 
= Loves the African insired look, earings, neckpieces, prints, etc
= A bit short and loves flat shoes
= Perfectionist, workaholic and funaholic
= Great sense of humour and very outspoken

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:21

Thatha Mabhebheza......Spot on

sponono
13 Mar 2008 04:21

Ok Belz..I belive you  the seshwapa comes and goes depending on what i'm wearing only if you see me on my birthday suite you can tell if i have it or not...e.g levi's hide it and make me look big-assed, but formal (suite-type) trousers make me look razzoish and old and the seshwapa somehow shows up and tracksuits give a different look altogether...but I know for sure i dont have a ngamla ass

Nonny.....I always imagined you to have similar fitures to our Beyonce....but now I think you have the Pabi Moli look, but not too glam a bit laid back and you dont overdo the dress-up and make up thing...your eyes are naughty and flirty yet you dont actually flirt so a guy has to look in your eyes to know you're flriting...you are the group leader with evrymemebr hanging on to your word....yet deep down you just want daddy to spank you and treat you like little naughty girl...but these people dont realise they think you're the mighty nonniyfied one always leading...LOL

you like your lokshin peeps but sometimes they get on your last nerve and you just wann go and stay in musdrave or gateway with peeps who actaully understand your ambitions and tastes (thats the snob in you...(or is it me)...hi hi hi hi)

carino
13 Mar 2008 04:22

monchooza: Exactly, my boyfriend, just darker.

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:23

Mabhbheza= hate weaves..

Kim Possible
13 Mar 2008 04:26

*DH Puff puff* to ya Nonns ,whole pack from kwa Macro will courier it to yu Swiri

as for all the false reply i was just Brown nozzing....LOL

Username
13 Mar 2008 04:26

username: tall & slim, light in complexion with freckles, mid 20s, long relaxed hair....stylish, occupation: IT technician

@ Addictv……damn your good 4 out of 6. lol about the freckles hayi shame that I don’t have. I am a technician but not in IT

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:27

Belz= receptionist, mamgobhozi, only wear make up if fishing for men, you dont want friends who are more beautiful than you ngoba unomona, currently looking for a rich boyfriend who will help you with all the accesories a woman needs. you cant walk on high heels and only pray when you are broke

carino
13 Mar 2008 04:27

Monchooza: 
Simply out there. 
Can't NOT notice
Overly confident.
Love-me-or-leave-me-alone attitude


Tshepiso
wa phapha

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 04:29

Hehe, so interesting:

Nonny:
Girl, u are 22? Siyizintanga!
Anyway, I think you are slim(32-34), average height, braided or plaited hair most of the time.

Toxic:
Around 26-28
Size 34-38
Relaxed hair
Tall(not too tall)
Works in administation(i think i saw that somewhere)

Sponono:
Hot(i'm sorry, thats the only word i can find, u jst give off that vibe to me, i dotn know why, and we did say we were being honest)

Lepogo:
Tall
Very intelligent looking brother
Honest
26-30
Works in politics.

Belz
Hai, wena u r famous, i know what u look like...hehe

Vutmi:
Tall
25
size 36
Works in the hotel industry(pls dont ask me y i think this, random guess)

Monchooza
Loxion type of guy, who wears all stars most of the time
28
Tall
Works in media

Sdaka
Another loxion type of guy
works in the engineering field
27

I'm tired now, will come back with more

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:29

Sponono= Zola7 and Madenza= azwindini and Tshepiso you love your smirnoff spin ori any whiskey, you dont care about taste you just want ukudakwa nje qha...

belz
13 Mar 2008 04:31

My Gaad monchooza, hihihi, you are right except i can walk on heels and i wear 2,5% makeup, im not mamgobhozi, really not that much.

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 04:31

Kimmy ur not far gone but relaxed hair ..never dear i love my weaves and i know all the sgodi zase jozi ..Kinky is losing touch nowadays.. actually i change my hair style..almost everyweek..u just cant keep up..
goldteeth..Hell No!! mayb beautiful smile* haha ha blowing my own horn*
AGe: not telling...

MissK..swollen feet ..eish friend ixaki ye problem leyo.!!

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 04:32

i'm trying to imagine allthe description of you lot and its kinda funny...
My description

@Golden Star
Age: Early 20s - true 
Appearance: Tallish (no...shortish) and slender(very true), dark complexion(true), flawless skin (i wish!!!) 
Somewhat quiet but no nonsense (10/10), smart(true), organised(i dont know about that! depends on your defination of organised...hahaha), fun loving(oh yes), goes to gym (dont go to the gym) and passionate about writing (very true) 
Profession: Finance (false...it IT)

@moonchoza
Vutmi, i think usdudla (0% fat, my love)
you have four boyfriends (i dont have a boyfriend...i have a booty-call(my ex), bit of flava (vanilla boy) and from today i will be working on an experiment(with an 18 yearold boy) you can hardly call those boyfriends right?)), love drinking ngama weekends(not all the weekends). and you work as a receptionists (wrong)

@ Tynt Slender, workin @ the government(nope), she smoke(true), OOh wonder how ur hair luks lyk(afro), veri playful en still buildin herself up u da top(almost there...alsmost there(top)).

Addictv
13 Mar 2008 04:32

Vutmi...nice blog gal....now wil tell wat I think u look like

Dark skinned beauty, dreadlocks, med height, casual bt stylish dress sense(jeans & high heels), not too slim.....am i close?

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:33

Renegade 10% right and definately 90% rong!!! yes iam loksion type and work in Media and i only have two pairs of all stars...phela i work in a corporate environment so i wear shoes more than amateki

sponono
13 Mar 2008 04:35

Vutmi

exotic looks (think mozambican or morrocan chick with a lighter complexion)
size 32 ....not too short..about Katlego-dankes' height
dress sense is erikah badu meets fo-sho tvpresenter...
has a group of long-standing friend with similar interests and wont let anyone enter the clique without apporval....hi hi hi
lokshin boys find her intimidating coz she' too intelligent...(does she EVA go there anyways..!!..LOL
works with projects and trainging type of thing..meeting deadlines and therafter back to tVSsa

MADENZA
13 Mar 2008 04:35

Tshepiso - talkative 
                    she likes her beer and partying
                    you cant separate her and sex.

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 04:36

Hehe,  monchooza, i was imagining u over the weekend, phela some of us when we are at work, we are expected to dress a certain way, and thats not necessarily who we are...mara 90% wrong...eish...
At some point in this article, everyone should do a self description so we can see how far off we were. 

By the way, great article Vutmi, just the thing to make me forget i'm at work

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 04:37

Carino= english girl and unenhliziyo encani, and you love ucansi strong, if you werent using Abomanto ngabe you have about six children

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 04:37

"Nonny.....I always imagined you to have similar fitures to our Beyonce....but now I think you have the Pabi Moli look, but not too glam a bit laid back and you dont overdo the dress-up and make up thing...your eyes are naughty and flirty yet you dont actually flirt so a guy has to look in your eyes to know you're flriting...you are the group leader with evrymemebr hanging on to your word...."

WOW Sponza uyangazi shem umona phansi, the highlighted part is right one s and the unhighlighted well ke it's not really me and as for "but these people dont realise they think you're the mighty nonniyfied one always leading...LOL"............that leadership role follows me everywhere, but I don't intend to, yazi I seriously need to be more reserved and just take a back seat lana.........I SAID WHERE MY SHRIENKS AT PEOPLE???? 

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 04:38

Pooky i think..im shocked..u so spot on..!! i think mina nawe have met  b4 Christ -AD...
*singing* yey..he gives money when im need..I got needs!!

lepogo
13 Mar 2008 04:39

Ok here's my take

on Lepogo (i'm a fan of his thinking thats why..nothing else...Ok...LOL)

He has the same hight as say...that selimathunzi guy...Chaos or the Gengame guy sideny something but yena he's medium built not skinny and he's got shot brush cut or bald sometimes.....dress code is Havard graduate...stripe polo shirts /t-shirts and jeans ...probably ne-gwegwe hi hi...He' in Finance but his heart is not there....

Except for amagwegwe you are sooo right........This is interesting.And,ya,I hate my profession-thats why I resigned and busy doing what I like-printing money......

Porsch
13 Mar 2008 04:39

Nonny

Light skin
Petite but o pakile
not tall yet not so short
long relaxed hair
clumsy but yet so organised
always laughing

Vutmi

coffee skin
weaves and all manicured nails
likes going to spa's and dining out
maybe a size 32
always talking on her cell phone

AzHot

tomboyiesh-nyana but wears formal/presentable clotes(i can just see you in heels)
dread logs
coffee skin
likes her make-up (trying to be all girly and all)
talks her mind and has a carefree attitude

Sponono

Very funny guy
very friendly 
always trying to make everyone welcomed
attentive

MADENZA
13 Mar 2008 04:39

Vutmi - black beauty, she prefers non-revealing clothes
            - she likes boys.

sponono
13 Mar 2008 04:41

@monchooza ......ROTFLOL...about belz namahigh heels angafakeki
as for me and Zola7.....how could you Zola7 pho....LOL  eish i wonder what he drinks...

Renegade..re: HOT my problem is my lack of self-esteem/confidnece in how i look so even if you might be right i wont know whether to agree or say hell no or blush...so hopefully you're wrong LOL (i know this doenst make sense..but i somebody complements me thats what goes on my mind.......)

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 04:42

Nonny....oh good laaaawwwd where do i start...

NONNY
Fabulous Bitch
Very Outspoken and opinionated
Very intelligent, she cant even believe it sometime
Abuses her personall assistant with all that work..LOL
type of man: cute but not too cute ingathi he's the soft type like  abo Loyiso ...definately noooo..........
She likes them intelligent,must have nyuku,non abuser,a tight ass and a satisfying totolozi, gotta have at least a 4pack maara not umkhabha...must be a sweet *bad boy, roughy*, she's gotta feel protected when with him, not igwala lendoda elesabayo, not a controll freak, must smell good
Loves looking fabulous, the obviuos..loves her DH
Loves neat hair, Loves her family and loves it when her family members, especially(younger siblings) come to her when they want something)
Long beuatiful silky hair and naye u-light in complextion
Mapakisha and proud too

myname
13 Mar 2008 04:42

usile monchy uthi uBelz uthandaza maku sleg LOL. ..........uBelz is short, dark in completion, 32 size (i will say slender) Luv boozing with freinds. Little shy bt wild sometimes especially mayedakiwe...................... oMoncy is tall with long tidy black dreadlods. Cheese boy & akabathandi abantu & he is so choozy. Mommys boy, Hygenic & dont like messy house. Uthanda ifreinds ezikhulile kunaye & ezi-loaded. He is those guys when u visited them u dont know whether 2 take out ur shoes mawungena endlini bcoz ku-clean

suzzy82
13 Mar 2008 04:42

Vutmi, i think usdudla and you have four boyfriends, love drinking ngama weekends. and you work as a receptionists for a company where everibody does umathanda,,,,,lol,,,lol,,,,lol,,,he heeeeeeeeeeeee

tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 04:42

Nonny
coffee colour 
behaviour - inquisitive
occupation - teller @ shoprite
size - 44-46
hair style - wig waya waya
clothing - Anne Devellers style 
facial appearance 
black heads allover in her face 
dry lip 
uneven teeth 


Mabhebheza
obese
very dark in complexion
size 50-xxxx large 
shoe size 5
occupation - security gaurd 
behaviour - trouble maker 
facial appearance 
beautiful round black eyes, nice fat cheeks, very smooth & sensitive skin, dark and juicy lips, rotten teeth
clothing  - round pleated skirts 
hanging mokhaba
sartjie Bartman's buttocks


Fluffy Head
13 Mar 2008 04:43

Nnnna I also believe that NONNY is in some government department somewhere...eish the amount of free time she has...
Other than that, no opinions on anyone else

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 04:43

@Renegate...i am 25 and i dont work in a hotel. i am a size 28/30.
 
Dark dindi..long hair..loves reading novels..outspoken yet introvert of sumsort...Loves rainbow nation hence the dushu Bf  errr...mabhebheza what is a dindi?
Dark skinned beauty, dreadlocks, med height, casual bt stylish dress sense(jeans & high heels), not too slim.....am i close? ...to close for comfort..you are scaring me hey!!!!!
 @sponono...hillarious description, so close yet so far...ncncnc

Gucci
13 Mar 2008 04:43

@Nonny
Very good complexion, not too dark nor too like (u lucky fish) ..hihihi...I must be a GOLD fish!!!

Sexy eyes (the kind that makes a man change his will and make her the beneficiary instantly!!!) ...Hihihi...see Mabhebheza's comment *hint hint*

So Gucci, how did I do???? You got it sana...hayi sana owrongo!!! *in Thembi Seete's voice*


BTW thanks for the Gucci Rush, eish now I am forced to give u that Armani Code...enjoy!!!


@Addictv
Gucci: skinny, not tall, caranmel skin,likes designer clothing (hence da name) loves long weaves, mid 20's, geology or science field

See Nonny's response sana...not bad thou!! I am tall (not skinny either), used to have very long hair (cut it last month and now have a Victoria Beckham haircut...not weave - still ma hair.)

I would love to categorize a lot of peeps in here *sad face* gotta run. Even wena Sponono...Bantu...he's not as funny in real life as he is here....hehehe...Go figure!!

sponono
13 Mar 2008 04:43

aaaaauw Porsch you're too kind..NOw i'm blushing..and thats true by the way...I'm an all rounder ..hi hi hi

lepogo
13 Mar 2008 04:43

And,oh,Renegade,I am 1790centrimetres tall,and thats not tall and Im turning 29 on sunday-16th of March and I love ama chuck taylors and Jack Purcells with everything

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 04:46

"Nonny:
Girl, u are 22? Siyizintanga!
Anyway, I think you are slim(32-34), average height, braided or plaited hair most of the time."............

Very wrong Renegade........I am not slim I am PHAT as in Pretty Hott and Thick.
I have only braided my hair once.........and it was such torture that I will never do it again.........I am not against weaves but I have never had one, the length and texture of my hair allows me to leave it as is!!!!

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 04:47

@ porsch coffee skin(yeah)
weaves(afro all the way baby) and all manicured nails
likes going to spa's(never been to one unfortunately) and dining out
maybe a size 32 (28/30) 
always talking on her cell phone
Not bad porsch

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 04:48

Tsho Vutmi, you are nice and skinny ke. Hai.

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 04:49

spelling..long beautiful silky hair....

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 04:49

- she likes boys...oh yeah MADENZA...i love me some boys...hahahahaha

Mphoyame
13 Mar 2008 04:50

Vutmi - Dark complexion, 
           - Very short
           - likes suites ( twee stukke tsa jujet)
           - Over active mind (thinks about sex the whole time)
           -

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 04:51

@Sponono: The joy of this annonymus blogging thing is that even ppl with the lowest self esteem dont see like it. Some of them appear even more confident, as is your case. Anyway, how to react to a compliment? Smile, and say thank you. 

@Nonny: Hehe, I like that PHAT

sponono
13 Mar 2008 04:53

Gucci<<Even wena Sponono...Bantu...he's not as funny in real life as he is here....hehehe...Go figure!! >>


Gucci....i'm sorry but I (i've been told a gazillion times that once I let you in my life ....YOU WILL FIND THAT I'M DAMN FUNNY( not that i crack jokes but what you see here is me with the closest peeps....)I'm not blowing my horn but thats wht i'm always told
the thing is if you dont know me you'd think "ngiya'ztshela"  and when i you get to know me betta you'll find that I always see the lighter side of life...uyazazi izimpuzi ziyazbhedela...especially since I hate ama-fights over nothing..so i do the opposite.....but if i'm in an unfamiliar zone..or work..or whereva i'm without closest friends i close up then you'd think i'm being a snob....

Username
13 Mar 2008 04:55

Addictiv

Medium height
Has couple of addictions…lol
Works in IT
Very stylish, reserved kind of person
Early-mid 20s
Dark complexion

suzzy82
13 Mar 2008 04:57

Nonny

Her appearence

Height:(1.5 - 1.6m)
Weight:(56-60kgs)
Eye colour:Brown with contAct lences
Hair colour:Blonde
Build:Curvy(note not just curvy WITH KILLER HIPS)

WITH THAT GLAMOUR LOOK U KNOW ,INTERLLIGENT ,TALKATIVE ,WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 04:57

- likes suites ( twee stukke tsa jujet)
- Over active mind (thinks about sex the whole time) ...@Mphoyame.... i hate suits(jujet), im a jean kinda girl and no i dont think about sex all the time only when i am hungry....LOL

tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 04:58

ha ha ha  ha !

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 04:58

Wow...Tshepiso ur imagination...u never seize 2amaze me..u spot on!!  i can imagine u were standing infront of the mirror when u were typing hey?
*qhiwg* showing my rotten teeth

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 05:00

@myname anisangiqhomisi nje......well wena ke you sound like the kind of person who could not wait to finish school ngoba you dont like being told what to do especially not by the teachers who wear kabi kunawe....you use to smoke and still do uma ufuna ukucharmers new people. your room is sometimes very untidy especially when your love life is headed for the rocks....you like bragging about your cansi life to your neighbourhood friends....you like Phat joe.....you wish you had all the moey in the world so that you can show the people from your neighbourhood ukuthi wena ungubani bangazokujwayela kabi....ngi right angithi

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 05:00

@myname anisangiqhomisi nje......well wena ke you sound like the kind of person who could not wait to finish school ngoba you dont like being told what to do especially not by the teachers who wear kabi kunawe....you use to smoke and still do uma ufuna ukucharmers new people. your room is sometimes very untidy especially when your love life is headed for the rocks....you like bragging about your cansi life to your neighbourhood friends....you like Phat joe.....you wish you had all the moey in the world so that you can show the people from your neighbourhood ukuthi wena ungubani bangazokujwayela kabi....ngi right angithi

J-Girl
13 Mar 2008 05:01

LOL!!!!! eish u guys as usual u've managed to make me laugh...
i'll be back later to give my thots on how y'all look like, I'll start with mabhebheza, bcz of the name and not for any other reason...lol!

sponono
13 Mar 2008 05:02

true renegade true.....i also find my confidence here..
and wena 
you'size 32-234..Katlego Dankes weight , light in complextion..pretty in fact but you try to downplay your looks and you like to sit back amongst the friends and when you comment they'll take note coz you dont talk too much but you algh along...you have a hidden naughty streak  only revealed at strategic moments  you're sensitive and emotional but wont show it....your job doesnt involve dealing a lot with too may people but its probably projects of sorts involving calculations and thinking.yu have secret ambitions to do something outragious and adventuorus 

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:05

Sponono

metrosexual kinda guy...always mistaken for being gay
loves his shoes and aftershave (a little bit too much i must say)
the clingy type when he does get a girlfriend (which is rare)
loves fun and adventures
always offering a shoulder to cry on in the office

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:06

"16th of March and I love ama chuck taylors and Jack Purcells with everything"...........WOW Lepogo, I love the whole chuck taylor and Jacl Raurcell look.........mhhhhhhhh*excuse my overactive imagination here*...........I tend to be very forgteful, so ((((((((((((Happy Birthday))))))))))) for the 16th...........

"BTW thanks for the Gucci Rush, eish now I am forced to give u that Armani Code...enjoy!!!"..........U really know me, u even know my perfeume hayi cha shem I know I have a true friend in u!!!

"Nnnna I also believe that NONNY is in some government department somewhere...eish the amount of free time she has...
Other than that, no opinions on anyone else"

LOL at Fluffy Head, why are u guys always questioning the amount of free time I work???? It's not like I am the only person who blogs waya way.........phela nami I work and becoz of TVSA I type 500w/m so I am supa fast in work and in blogging.........(obviously comes first, coz my Daddy told me imali sayifica lana and sizoyishiya la).........LOL

@ Porsch - not too bad for a now and then blogger, u proove my suspicion that u are always online but u choose to reserve ur comments most of the time, why vele??????

Neway here's ur score: 
light skin - YES 
Petite but o pakile - NO
not tall yet not so short - NO I am TALL
long relaxed hair - YES
clumsy but yet so organised - YES
always laughing" - YES - (yah man I hate this always laughing business of mine, coz people find it hard to take me seriously, u know I lost R2000 last week, but the way I told them at home made them think I was joking, kanti yeah I wasn't I actually did look u two stina kanjalo.........mmximmmmmm!!!

Porsh - here's what I think of u:
- short and sweet
- but if someone pushes u to the edge u really show them a side of u they they overlooked.
- Like taking precuation and don't like living on the edge
- U loke living extravengantly 
So how did I try???

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 05:06

Tshepiso

Very, very dark in complection(like kenneth mashaba) with short natural hair
thick  black lips (uthanda i-zumbuck, the real makoya)
six teeth only
loves ama all iBuffallo takkies nembadada
size- 62  with a 44DDDD bust  and loves minis especially in bright colours...lime,bright pink etc
shoe size- 9
loves eating skaap kop/inthloko/smiley..with lots of salt
Loves short skinny men with flowered shirts and kaki pants
Hygienically and physically challenged
and loves loves shuger water with dry brown bread
Loves her child with all her heart though

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 05:07

Lol, Sponono, Katlego Danke's weight? U should have seen me laughing when I read that...not quite,  I'm bigger than that. I'm a 36 most times.
Light? No, i'm coffee colour (lol)
Pretty? i think i'm pretty yes. 
The rest is quite spot on, especially the job, and not talking too much. I think i'm over sensitive though.

But ya, otherwise, quite spot on, nice.

sponono
13 Mar 2008 05:07

eish some of your replies read like a HORRORscope report gone wrong..LOL.

ROTTEN TEETH AND ALL...HAAAYINI  kanti can you hear/smell someone responding to even get a hint of how their teeth are shaped or their condition....i thought its just looks that you're imagining.....but eish y'all's imaginations is just too much

Best-Achiever
13 Mar 2008 05:09

LMLO

NOnny

Medium Height
Fair Complexion
Long hair
Glamourous(just like durbanites gals)
Company PR
From Christian background but naughty
Size 34 and 4 in shoes

Vutumi
Medium Height
Dark in complexion
Short natural hair
Llike Casual wear
Work in finance department ... have business aside
Very matured but young(early 20's)
Responsible and collected
size 30 and 5 in shoes

Renegade
Jornalist
Family-kind of person
24 years and married
Like writting
Cool and collected Lady
matured

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:09

Addictiv
a bit tallish and light-skinned
never really got over high-school behaviour
age: mid 20s
loves her sweaters and takkies
works at an estate agency
very short hair, which suits her smallanyana cute head
and a darling friend to all her ex-boyfriends.

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 05:10

And,oh,Renegade,I am 1790centrimetres tall,and thats not tall and Im turning 29 on sunday-16th of March and I love ama chuck taylors and Jack Purcells with everything

@Lepogo:So my age guess was right, abot chuck taylor and Jack Purcells, i'd never have imagined.

Ngqesta
13 Mar 2008 05:11

Nonny 
Noni Gasa kind only with relaxed hair
Auditing Qualification/Job
Fashionable
Loves laughing 
Friendly

Mabhebheza
Streetwise
average height
love wearing body hugging stuff
social drinker (love Savanah) :-)

Cnglemother
Knows how to handle man
loves putting on hair extension
Kind to you if she likes you
Despises you if you cross paths with her

Sponono
Straight talker
probably more on the tall side
brush cut/bald
loves wearing comfortable shoes like All star
has a good/secure job

Madenza
Drives a Golf 5/Cleo kind of a car
Loves looking good
loves stilettos

monchooza
cute petite body
dressed up
knows exactly how to carry herself around boys

Toxic
no nonsense kind
loves good company

sponono
13 Mar 2008 05:11

Katlego Danke's weight?...eish renegade I've forgotten how skinny that girl is...damn she's not even  petite.if thats a complement .eh eh she needs a sangwish pronto

Vutmi u are mostly right somewhere there and not so right somewhere  hi hi hi

sponono
13 Mar 2008 05:13

ngqesta...ucishe wathola i-total....except I'm about Silkour/Zola7's height

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 05:14

@Best Achiever
I'm not a journalist
I'm 22, and definetly not married (turned down a sort of proposal though, if that counts.)
Yes, i love writing, but dont do it enuf
Am cool and collected, and rather matured for my age i think 

Now, u:
24 yrs
 in steady relationship
you work in an office type environment
You are sensitive
Goal orientated, and very serious
Fun loving

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:16

Renegade
late 20s
friendly and charismatic lady
loves floral/flowy dresses and hills (not so high though)
very sweet, but wont hesitate to moor you if you get in her nerves
works at a goverment department (office of the treasury)
loves rocking wigs..especially short curly ones.

suzzy82
13 Mar 2008 05:16

Vutmi

Dark little bit dark in complexion tall with that( Ino from society : kinda body )
23 yrs 
behaviour :Naughty
always in high heels (Anklestrap sandals ) Steve madden collection only
with  confidence

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:17

@ Suzzy82, here are my responses Suzzy82, now plz blog more so I can start form a description of u, coz so far all I know is u have a great sense of humour and u are very adventurous............

"Nonny
Her appearence
Height:(1.5 - 1.6m)  - KINDA
Weight:(56-60kgs)  - NO
Eye colour:Brown with contAct lences - NEVER - my eyes are nrown naturally and I have never used lenses!!!
Hair colour:Blonde - NO (but I normally have blonde higlights in my hair most of the time) 
Build:Curvy(note not just curvy WITH KILLER HIPS) - VERY TRUE
"WITH THAT GLAMOUR LOOK U KNOW ,INTERLLIGENT ,TALKATIVE ,WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR " - NOW WITH THIS U ARE ON POINT!!!

myname
13 Mar 2008 05:22

Hayi Monchy LMAOL yhuuu babes im shy & i have an innocent face hehehehe u r killing me...................................Lepogo he is tall, Medium muscle body, Dark skin, intelligent & kind, An Auditor or Finance Manager, between ages 28-30, Handsome, Always serious, Loves kids & he is a caring respected loving man ..(he is more like my future tswana/pedi/sotho husband)

belz
13 Mar 2008 05:24

Renegade: Fair complexion, beautiful teeth, long hair always neat, i dont think you are the weave type, marketing manager, laid back typa gal. im not brown nosing i jsut dig my gal Rene.

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:25

Guys, enough of my descriptions now, lets explore other people now!!!

@ Ngqesta 
Noni Gasa kind only with relaxed hair - YES
Auditing Qualification/Job  - NO
Fashionable - YES 
Loves laughing - YES 
Friendly " - YES (I suppose others can argue that matter, but ke who cares.....LOL)

@ Best Acheiver
"Medium Height
Fair Complexion
Long hair
Glamourous(just like durbanites gals)
Company PR
From Christian background but naughty
Size 34 and 4 in shoes"



Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:25

Guys, enough of my descriptions now, lets explore other people now!!!

@ Ngqesta 
Noni Gasa kind only with relaxed hair - YES
Auditing Qualification/Job  - NO
Fashionable - YES 
Loves laughing - YES 
Friendly " - YES (I suppose others can argue that matter, but ke who cares.....LOL)

@ Best Acheiver
"Medium Height -
Fair Complexion
Long hair
Glamourous(just like durbanites gals)
Company PR
From Christian background but naughty
Size 34 and 4 in shoes"



Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:25

Guys, enough of my descriptions now, lets explore other people now!!!

@ Ngqesta 
Noni Gasa kind only with relaxed hair - YES
Auditing Qualification/Job  - NO
Fashionable - YES 
Loves laughing - YES 
Friendly " - YES (I suppose others can argue that matter, but ke who cares.....LOL)

@ Best Acheiver
"Medium Height - NO
Fair Complexion
Long hair
Glamourous(just like durbanites gals)
Company PR
From Christian background but naughty
Size 34 and 4 in shoes"



Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:25

Guys, enough of my descriptions now, lets explore other people now!!!

@ Ngqesta 
Noni Gasa kind only with relaxed hair - YES
Auditing Qualification/Job  - NO
Fashionable - YES 
Loves laughing - YES 
Friendly " - YES (I suppose others can argue that matter, but ke who cares.....LOL)

@ Best Acheiver
"Medium Height - NO (I'm
Fair Complexion
Long hair
Glamourous(just like durbanites gals)
Company PR
From Christian background but naughty
Size 34 and 4 in shoes"



Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:25

Guys, enough of my descriptions now, lets explore other people now!!!

@ Ngqesta 
Noni Gasa kind only with relaxed hair - YES
Auditing Qualification/Job  - NO
Fashionable - YES 
Loves laughing - YES 
Friendly " - YES (I suppose others can argue that matter, but ke who cares.....LOL)

@ Best Acheiver
"Medium Height - NO (I'm tall
Fair Complexion
Long hair
Glamourous(just like durbanites gals)
Company PR
From Christian background but naughty
Size 34 and 4 in shoes"



Renegade
13 Mar 2008 05:25

@Vutmi
late 20s - No, i'm 22
friendly and charismatic lady - Indeed 
loves floral/flowy dresses and hills (not so high though) - yes, but a whole lot of other things though
very sweet, but wont hesitate to moor you if you get in her nerves - true
works at a goverment department (office of the treasury) -Lol, no
loves rocking wigs..especially short curly ones. - only ever rocked one wig, which a friend convinced me to try, looked good i must say

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:26

Dark little bit dark in complexion tall with that( Ino from society : kinda body )
23 yrs
behaviour :Naughty
always in high heels (Anklestrap sandals ) Steve madden collection only
with confidence....almost there...its actually 25 years old.

Here's how i think of you Suzy82
age: 25-26
black women trapped in white woman's body
loves game reserves inspired outfits.
dont do hills at only, only catapillar boots..maybe a bit of bronx here and there.
Hate watching tv, rather watch paint dry
has the most beautiful smile that can melt any stuck-up baas.

How did i do?

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 05:26

Pooky..sungeza dear..yeka amaqhwirha arake wodwa!!
J-girl
I cant bring myself 2describe u ...but i sure u luv Nigerian movies..+ u jaiva ngathi umenyiwe ...
Some pls describe our Moderator TDC...?? hi hi hi hi..*naughty gigle*

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 05:26

Pooky..sungeza dear..yeka amaqhwirha arake wodwa!!
J-girl
I cant bring myself 2describe u ...but i sure u luv Nigerian movies..+ u jaiva ngathi umenyiwe ...
Some pls describe our Moderator TDC...?? hi hi hi hi..*naughty gigle*

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:28

okay Nonny...we get the picture...dont have to go mental on us!!!!!!

Best-Achiever
13 Mar 2008 05:28

@Renegade

Now, u:
24 yrs  NOP
in steady relationship ...YEP
you work in an office type environment ....YEP
You are sensitive ... kind-of
Goal orientated, and very serious  ... YEP
Fun loving  .... Yep

ya i must admit you know me

sponono
13 Mar 2008 05:28

<<Ngqesta said>>Madenza ..Loves stilettos

kanjan manje  ROTFLOL....he's a guy (I'm sure he'll allow you to double check..hi hi hi

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 05:30

Nonny u mean they shud stop Brown nosing u...haha ah tl tl tl...hi hi hi

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:31

@ Best Achiever, I was still typing, sorry here is the full response:

"Medium Height - NO (I'm tall)
Fair Complexion - YES
Long hair - YES
Glamourous(just like durbanites gals) - YES - to a certain extent though!!!
Company PR - Not a PR company, but in the enertainment industry
From Christian background but naughty -  YES
Size 34 and 4 in shoes" - NO

I think I have had enough descriptions & guesses abt me and it's time to excplore other bloggers manje people.........so plz lets give Nonny a break now!!!

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 05:32

mabhebheza...........you know mos i can stay reserved, ndiyazibamba maar andikwazi.....you know mos...injah wha injah hoh 4 life

Off to meeting guyz.....see you later...

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 05:32

Madenza love stilettos...LMAO..!! Kwa kwa the image is killing me!!

myname
13 Mar 2008 05:33

Sponono is medium height & body, Cute & hairy, not shy & sense of humor (you will never get bored when you'r with him), Lie & charmer (Those guys bathi baby im here just give me 10 minutes kanti uzoba late nge 2hours & mayefika u cant get angry at him because yi-charmer), You dont like i-chick ene-gold teeth & u have a good dentist, Talkative, He is intelligent & he can be a good husband KUM lol..............

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 05:33

@belz, well, let me see how right you are

Fair complexion -Right
beautiful teeth - they are ok
long hair always neat - I actually had long hair in high school, cut in in varsity, now i always braid it, when i'm tired, cut it short again, and start growing it in anticipation for next braiding season
i dont think you are the weave type- ya not really, have 1, but dont rock it much
marketing manager - lol, not in marketing, and not in management, dont really wann be a manager, my field allows for specialists, which is where i'll end up
laid back typa gal - extremely
 im not brown nosing i jsut dig my gal Rene - Lol belz!!! Dig you too man!

I cant really do a description of you coz i've seen you, or maybe i cud try personality:
Ok here goes:
Sweet
Outgoing
Love spending time with friends and family
Shy on first acquaintance, but let loose soon enough

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 05:33

meant to say...... i cant stay reserved....

Username
13 Mar 2008 05:33

Gucci

Guccilicious to the core *Glam nothing less*
Uyaphoxa qha
Brainy probably teachers pet at primary.
*Read Nonny’s review for more*

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:34

mabhebheza

age 27
a tough no nonsense lady
sexy body and even sexier when pregnant.
loves taylored suits and weaves
a biggest flirt ever rocked the planet
wouldnt mind getting it on with Mandla (Mr Khanyi)
on the running for the world's greatest mom award.

monwy
13 Mar 2008 05:34

belz

small buttocks as a result she can't seat properly
talks too much
she's a childminder!

hi hih ih hi hi

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 05:35

Cheers for the day people, I just wanna challenge myself a bit now and see if I can "handle" being off line for the rest of the afternoon........b4 my blogging addiction gets out of hand!!!!

Love your'll lots and see ya'll tomorrow mabloggers amahle..........(((((((((((((CYBER HUG)))))))))

Addictv
13 Mar 2008 05:35

@username

Medium height (guess I am, bt since am always prancing around in high heels it gives ppl da illusion dat am tall)
Has couple of addictions…lol (one of them is TVSA)
Works in IT (nope)
Very stylish (been accused of dat), reserved kind of person(not really heh...) 
Early-mid 20s (more like late 20s)
Dark complexion (not even close)

Kim Possible
13 Mar 2008 05:35

Some pls describe our Moderator TDC...?? hi hi hi hi..*naughty gigle*
Pls qala wena Buzum i'll follow......*very loud naghty giggle here as well*

suzzy82
13 Mar 2008 05:37

@Vutmi

Here's how i think of you Suzy82
age: 25-26 yeahhhhh
black women trapped in white woman's body :nope SIZE 42
loves game reserves inspired outfits. like jeans and some sexy tops
dont do hills at only, only catapillar boots..maybe a bit of bronx here and there.  wish i can wear a boot but my legs can not allaw me (sad)
Hate watching tv, rather watch paint dry ,i like Tv
has the most beautiful smile that can melt any stuck-up baas:a smile that is contageous  babe ,,LOL,,,LOL,,,,,LOL

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 05:37

Ngqesta...uyazi mara ukuthi ngiyi authi????

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:39

MADENZA
rough-rider kanda guy
tall and scrawny (in a Ashton Kutcher kinda way)
doesnt mind two timing women (infact it gives him a kick)
can be caring, if he wants to
doesnt date cheap, moneyless women
age: 28 but wont mind getting it on with a 45 year old monied mam.

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 05:43

Vutmi...*huge smile*......u have just made my day...((bowing down) Thank u.!!.
KIM P...i thought u had guts,,,!
Cngle mother : where are chomie ...i rly need 2see ur reply ASAP?
Buzums wat happened 2 Baby A..?exile or life sentence..??

monwy
13 Mar 2008 05:44

Monchooza

a guy who hate abo manto to bits
but eats sex for breakfast
js school teacher
in his late 40s

myname
13 Mar 2008 05:45

Madenza he is more like slikour body & height, loves watching soccer & he was a playboy maar he is growing now, He loves younger chicks, He loves playing games (like play station) & he is not stingy

belz
13 Mar 2008 05:45

Usile Monwabisi, i dont have small buttocks(this word is strange) ngipakile sana!

Mathaz
13 Mar 2008 05:48

Carino

Tall and slender
Culture and tradition play a huge role in your life
You tell it like it is
Not a fancy person
Appearance does not mean much to you

Fluffy Head
13 Mar 2008 05:49

Nonny: 500w/m Girl give me some pointers...Maybe I should start blogging a lot as well and I'll learn that skill- LOL

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:51

Lepogo

mmmmmmmmmmm....where do i start

Age: 28-30
Well groomed, sexy guy and loves looking good,
enjoys good food, fine wine and fine life
treats ladies like a dream...no wonder they cant get enough of him
dark chocolatish flavour kinda guy
can make you come(O) just by touching you
he's a size 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 05:53

abe afitlile Monwy.....

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 05:53

Vutmi...*huge smile*......u have just made my day...((bowing down) Thank u.!!. ..@Mabhebheza..the pleasure is all mine...so how did i do?

Porsch
13 Mar 2008 05:56

@Nonny, between u, Rene,Vutmi,Spono,Azhot,myname,bestAch,Mabhebe,Munchuu>>>>>it makes my day just reading at your responses

Porsh - here's what I think of u:
- short and sweet ( not short but sweet yeah baby)
- but if someone pushes u to the edge u really show them a side of u they they overlooked. (reading me like a book neah!!!!!!)
- Like taking precuation and don't like living on the edge(MOA OP DIE KOP) 
- U loke living extravengantly (loction waya waya, i'd like to think)
So how did I try???


@Tshepiso>>>>>> 

ingathi you are one of those "ke tlo o gwaza(stab) girls"(lol)

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 05:58

99%...correct
age..:im not telling *kiss on both cheeks*

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 06:01

Ke'tlo o gwaza girls ...@Porsch...LMAO...shuu harsh but yah neh great minds think alike!!
Monch i just love ur 1 sentence replies...*thumbs up*

Addictv
13 Mar 2008 06:06

@Vutmi


a bit tallish and light-skinned (very  true)
never really got over high-school behaviour (not thru at all, used to be somewhat tomboyish @ school...have cleaned up quite nicely since)
age: mid 20s (eh lets say late 20's)27 2b exact
loves her sweaters and takkies (not even close, own 1 pair of takkies & couple of sweaters & dats for gym only) 
works at an estate agency (nope)
very short hair, which suits her smallanyana cute head... LOL  (not so short anymore)
and a darling friend to all her ex-boyfriends. ( now dis is scary...how did u figure out dis one) am actually friends with most of my ex's if not all

myname
13 Mar 2008 06:12

thanks porsch. So wena luv .. u r sweet yhee, beautiful, nice eyes, slender, btwn 20-24, Shy, Coffee colour, short hair & shoe size 5

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 06:12

Eish guys what's going on here without me heh? Mabhebheza i told u via email i dont wanna blog today but i could not do without my buzums! 

Nggesta

Cnglemother
Knows how to handle man - yes (when i have one) i do everything in bed by the way.

loves putting on hair extension - yes not sure if istraight back its extensions, love plaits, my kaferara is too strong for relaxer creams so i burn easily before inwele zivuthwa
 
Kind to you if she likes you - yes - most definitely

Despises you if you cross paths with her - ask the guy who knocked me up, he will tell you ukuthi uCnglemother akabhenywa akayontsangu, ukuphoxa unuke ehleka kodwa.

from a christian background, i used to cook for abefundisi and korobhing the whole church as a teenage girl. but ndangayithandi icawe konke-konke.

i am 26 - 9 months and i think 15 days

sponono
13 Mar 2008 06:17

myname...you right on evrithing but i am actually shy around crowds..

Vutmi....I wouldnt say Madenza is scrawny....(from his now removed pic )  maybe medium built almost about TDC's weight.....

sponono
13 Mar 2008 06:23

Ngesta said >>monchooza
cute petite body
dressed up
knows exactly how to carry herself around boys >>


now i dindt see this one eish ngqesta...your crystall ball needs a thorough cleaning coz its telling you wrong  LOL

Porsch
13 Mar 2008 06:25

@myname
even my shoes size>>>LMAO (cause you are so right, my word, iyoo!!!) darling everything else is correct except i have pitch long black hair and light skinned..

@Cnglemother

you just love your son and funny too but definitely hard core Xhosa chick(stands her ground) if you know what i mean>>>>> 

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 06:25

myname

age: 27
likes being in control when in a relationship (very bossy)
plaits straight-back every three months
loves wearing mini dresses/skirts and hot pants that shows off her neverending legs.
likes to act all tough and strong, whilst deep inside she's a wounded and vulberable little girl.
Wants to get married so bad it hurts

carino
very sure of herself
loves flat shoes and crop pants
wouldnt be caught dead in a floral dress
loves her man rough
doesnt take isht from anyone, including her boss

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 06:31

Pooky description
1.light skinned, with a nice figure and curvaceous body ( the type that osugar daddy likes)
2. Majaivana, always ebumnandini
3. big Afro
4. loves sneakers (all star) and stone washed jeans with holes.
5. talkative & naughty
6. Age 23

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 06:33

Cnglemother
Tall dark dindi..beautiful..sweet and loving..adores her child 2bits( she will kill da bull 2dat cutie)
Loves amadoda might b hunting 4one but scared..
Confident and smart...
Pakishile..bootylicious 
make -up.errr occasionally!

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 06:33

Cnglemother
age: 28-30
she's a tough cookie 
loves dresses and skirts, butr hate blouses
she has a serious crush with one of her coworkers
she once did it in a table.

Porsch
mid 20s
tomboyish
loves her man young (she wouldnt mind an 18 year old)
wouldnt mind experimentinga lesbo
always rocking her levisis and tekkies and caps

belz
age 26-28
size 30 tops and 33 bottom (thanks to her Saartjie Bartman boodie)
always in makeup...even when at home
Likes rich man, with taste
wouldnt mind getting down and dirty in a catfight.

J-Girl
13 Mar 2008 06:37

I cant bring myself 2describe u ...but i sure u luv Nigerian movies..+ u jaiva ngathi umenyiwe ...spot on girl, both too true!

Mabhebheza - 
light in complexion
have a pink V3 phone - i donno why
very short hair
biggish eyes
loves uku bhebeza hence why ubhakile ngoku
not a very careful planner

TDC - 
the only thing I can identify TDC with is ingathi he's one of those guys that was known by everybody on campus, i mean everybody coz of his personality and not his looks
fun to be around

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 06:39

Porsch mid 20s tomboyish loves her man young (she wouldnt mind an 18 year old) wouldnt mind experimentinga lesbo always rocking her levisis and tekkies and caps...........Yah neh

monchooza
13 Mar 2008 06:39

Porsch mid 20s tomboyish loves her man young (she wouldnt mind an 18 year old) wouldnt mind experimentinga lesbo always rocking her levisis and tekkies and caps...........Yah neh

monwy
13 Mar 2008 06:40

ja TDC

Long white beared, and its silky man coz uyinakile
wear size 6
drives a VW beetle old model ofcourse
ugqoka iskhindi

tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 06:40

@ Pooky - X  (ROTFLOL....)
Madenda X
Monch X

for ur info TDC IS DEECENT AND HAVE APPROXIMATELY 200 ROMANTIC BONE IN HIS BODY. 
Whereas Madenza don't have a single one. 

Gucci

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 06:40

off topic 4 a minute 
The song on Metro Fm now ..Busa dy ding by JR...damnn luv this song!!

myname
13 Mar 2008 06:41

oh vutmi why u r doing this my luv bt LOL at "Wants to get married so bad it hurts" im so so scared man if some1 is mentioning something Marriage i freak. I dont wear mini skirts outside the house im so scared after what happened eNoord. Actually i luv plaits bt now i have chiskop. Age NO under 27 dear.............. i will come back ngawe

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 06:45

Renegade

1.CA/Auditing
2. Highly educated and stays somewhere in the affluent northern suburbs (boma Sandton/Rivonia/Sunnighill).
3. Have strong morals and values but aware that you live on earth.
4. falls in love easily and cannot put foot down when it comes to matters of the heart. Down to earth
5. Chocolatish.

Brown nozzing? mayb i just love u to bits and i think of you, Awelani, LM, Tynt, Vutmi when i go hardcore on my vernac and  i would be like my gals wont get it. hence i use the british language more now.

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 06:51

J-girl....
Complextion..No.. dali..i have a creamish skin..nagthi i coffee with 2much Cremora..colour
phone,,nope...i have one of  bizniss 4ne
Hair..my natural yep,,,one side is long thou ( punkish sleeky look) bomb cut nyana
Not a Careful planner..*sigh* it depends

Gucci
13 Mar 2008 06:52

Mabhebheza:

Short - likes wearing high heels
Likes imali - Kanyi...hold on to ur Mandla or....no more Lamborghini for u!!
Manicured nails
Queen of weaves
Majaivana...but when Sugar Daddy comes...halala!!!
Likes her Savanna!!
Likes shopping
Likes eating out!!
Multi-lingual...she knows Nigerian...hihihi!!!
Big sense of humor (can see her replies...she finishes her thought and thinks she finished her reply...remember Zandii!!!....ja...that type!!)
Like inyama
Loves umdavazo...she goes nuts without one!!
Thanda kabi iindaba!!
Very caring and reliable!!

Can go on and on...

Spopo: My Bad!!

Username: Who did I ever phoxa luv?

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 06:54

oops meant bob-cut..

monwy
13 Mar 2008 06:54

also be off topic.

aint u guys wish to listen to ANDILE NCUBE ON his radio show. ho ho ho. i'm so lucky u know?

Gucci
13 Mar 2008 06:57

Endere Tshepiso???

azHOT
13 Mar 2008 06:58

@  Porsch= have we met before??? you're the correctest of all!!!!!

Ngqesta
13 Mar 2008 06:58

@monchooza......eish sorry Joe
@sponono......my crystal ball was very crystal clear on you though ha ha ha

Sdakamiswa
13 Mar 2008 07:00

mabhebheza, that song is called Gata le na, its too too nice, watchout for JR's upcoming Album, The Main Event dropping end of March produced by 37MPH ... JR is the next BIG artist to hit Mzansi.... he performed 4 very HOT songs (with an orchestra) from his upcoming album last nite at the Bluesroom in Village walk, the performance & sound production was killer..... lookout for these songs 'MATHATA' , "SO HOT' & others... im tipping him to win Best Newcomer at the SAMAs/Metros & 37MPH Best Producer....

Username
13 Mar 2008 07:02

Username: Who did I ever phoxa luv?

me!!!! check my gusetbook . i am still bruised from your comment

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 07:07

Loves umdavazo.she gos nuts without one...LOL..u knw me 2well Gucci!!
Ah u can go on on 4sure ...*winkin*Huge smile 100% true
I guess i have  no choice
Gucci
Model type body but upakile
BeautifulLong hair u cant stop but 2comment ......Connie athatha ama chance..even though recently cut 2 a sleek look
Can dance the whole nite ..must audition kwi Jika majika
Loves Shopping/Le good life
Humble..best friend /has principals thou 

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 07:07

off the topic who's JR? been off umjayivo for 2 years.

sponono
13 Mar 2008 07:09

hey bloggers dont you find this a bit unsettling..when somebody has to analyse/scrutinise your personality/charecter and tell you what they think of you....
..i dont think we do this with our partners..(or friends)..instead we tell others about them....
and I'm not surpired that there are no NEGATIVE perceptions from replies, yet I'm sure some bloggers think  the nastiest stuff about some...bloggers  whether this is brown nosing or just selective replying...i donno.....(maybe i'm lookin for drama...hi hi hi)

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 07:09

@Cnglemother, let me evaluate your reply:

1.CA/Auditing - hate accounting, No
2. Highly educated and stays somewhere in the affluent northern suburbs (boma Sandton/Rivonia/Sunnighill).  - Educated yes, but not staying in the northern suburbs (Very flattering though i must say)
3. Have strong morals and values but aware that you live on earth. - Very true
4. falls in love easily and cannot put foot down when it comes to matters of the heart. Down to earth - Too true, one of the things I hate about myself, i fall to quick, oh my gosh, this is so true!!!
5. Chocolatish. - What does this mean

Ok, I'm gonna do you now:

You are a single mom...lol, ok seriously
U are 25-28
U are a "get to the point" person
Not quick to make friends
Tall
Highly ambitious
Work at the airport(not sure doing what, but its a feeling i have)
Find it hard to trust people

Gucci
13 Mar 2008 07:10

Hahaha...User. See ur GB now...

tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 07:11

J Girl  - drives a x3 
behaviour - hooker likes married men
extremely beautiful
highly ranked in Kiss Kiss night club
wear size 30-32

Belz - respectful 
pedestrian
single and lonely 
secretary 
wear size 28-30 malnourish

Monwy - pedestrian 
4 lovers 
atractive 

Vutmi - very sore pimples in her face 
strech marks (shiny and scary)
highly ranked in (Govt head of department)
drives latest SLK mecedez B
boring and too holy

madenza - bicycle 
occupation - self employed (spaza shop)
ordinary look 
cosmetics  - Saddie, close up, vaseline, Geisher






tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 07:11

J Girl  - drives a x3 
behaviour - hooker likes married men
extremely beautiful
highly ranked in Kiss Kiss night club
wear size 30-32

Belz - respectful 
pedestrian
single and lonely 
secretary 
wear size 28-30 malnourish

Monwy - pedestrian 
4 lovers 
atractive 

Vutmi - very sore pimples in her face 
strech marks (shiny and scary)
highly ranked in (Govt head of department)
drives latest SLK mecedez B
boring and too holy

madenza - bicycle 
occupation - self employed (spaza shop)
ordinary look 
cosmetics  - Saddie, close up, vaseline, Geisher 






myname
13 Mar 2008 07:13

Vutmi i think u r slender, Medium height, Scared to date older man, Dark skin, Naughty, You dont smoke, btwn 20-25, driving Toyota Yaris Spirit, Ur ex boyfreind(s) still calling & missing u though u were naughty, u were a tomboy, uyaphapha shame u r not shy

monwy
13 Mar 2008 07:13

USILE tshepiso, hi hi hi hi

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 07:15

Fellow bloggers, uVutmi said we can go offtopic, i'm gonna do that jst for a bit. I need anyone who's in the know to help me here. I want internet at home, i'll be using it to surf, and chat vial gmail or maybe even msn. Not too much downloading really. Does anyone know what package i should go for, and what the monthly charges are...i tried the internet, but a person with first hand experience is better.

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 07:16

Thanks Sda,,,mos definetly his song is hit,,im also have my 3bob 4an voting sms on him.kwi Sama's.
Wow it took that song 2make u reply u becomin a silenty blogger neh?
Sdakamizwa:
Shy.introvert..
Sweet..fun 2b around with..
trying 2stop drinkin but peer pressure
Reliable  but in a different province (Jozi changes pp)

monwy
13 Mar 2008 07:17

y dnt u use ur cellphone and have it connected on ur pc. if u dnt have airtime no internet as eazzzy as dat. m using dat 1 mna

monwy
13 Mar 2008 07:19

DAT WAS FOR Renegade

myname
13 Mar 2008 07:23

Tshepiso yho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............. yha i feel u spospo

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 07:25

.light skinned, with a nice figure and curvaceous body ( the type that osugar daddy likes) 

Cnglemom...true....and i'm always getting approached by abo daddy...oh good lawwwd.....ziphi na intanga zam???

Majaivana, always ebumnandini .....true maara i've toned down

big Afro - no no no...relaxa waya waya....currently have long braids

loves sneakers (all star) and stone washed jeans with holes1....love takkies(nikes,pumas...if its nice then i like and my hills of course) maara not i-stone wash....haiyikhona sisi

talkative & naughty.....indeed i am

 a bit older than 23....

tshepiso
13 Mar 2008 07:25

Tshepiso = extremely beautiful hey

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 07:26

Renegate on cnglemother

Ok, I'm gonna do you now:

You are a single mom...lol, ok seriously
U are 25-28 YES
U are a "get to the point" person YES
Not quick to make friends - i actually do love, i can chat to strangers even in a taxi or the a labourer doing construction here at the mall
Tall - very wrong love - i must be the shortest blogger ever.
Highly ambitious - yes
Work at the airport(not sure doing what, but its a feeling i have), geez this is weird coz i am in the airport related industry but dont work there, i get people to airport ha-ha-ha if u know what i mean?. 

Find it hard to trust people- yes

Chocalitish means darkish

 

monwy
13 Mar 2008 07:27

@ Renegade

<<@Cnglemother, let me evaluate your reply:

1.CA/Auditing - hate accounting, No>>

uthetha ngantoni, i lahv it njena mna, inoba ndiwrongo ke!

Sdakamiswa
13 Mar 2008 07:29

@cnglemum, 

JR is a hugely talented rapper from Pretoria via Bloem... think motswako style..... he is sounding so fresh + he rhymes very well +  the beats on the album are DOPE 37 made sure of DAT.... .. ill definitely let everyone know when the album launch details are available..........for now listen out for him on ur radio..........

@mabhebhi.... Nooooooooo man............... hehehe....

@ Rene.... get urself  those HSDPA USB Modems + a Pay as you go sim car + buy data bundles size depending on ur usage........

monwy
13 Mar 2008 07:30

tshepiso

the newspaper gal
always dirty and drows
likes taking hard drinks even during the week, she's drowning her sorrows kakoku.

gt u neh??????

monwy
13 Mar 2008 07:33

sdakamiswa

takes drugs all kinds, dagga and liquor
very neat and wealthy
not working but dealing drugs
drives audi Q7
but lives emkhukhwini

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 07:40

Siyobisi or should i say Sdakamizwa, geez u love this RJ guy yo description of him ngeke you must be his PRO. Eish and you lingo sounds so thuggish, ngeke hiphop head for life. Eish sesikhulie thina, xa sekuphume nentloko yomntu phakathi kwemilenze yakho consider yoself old-newz so sum of these things are out of reach for thina. But thanks for ingcazelo.

carino
13 Mar 2008 07:42

This was sooo interesting.

VUTMI: 
carino
very sure of herself - ha ha ha
loves flat shoes and crop pants  - in my teen years, yes
wouldnt be caught dead in a floral dress - spot on
loves her man rough - NO
doesnt take isht from anyone, including her boss - i guess that true, speak my mind

MISS K:
Carino: i pic this short gal,
uthanda ama high heels and minis, - NEVER - 
uthetha too much. True that
Light in complexion, - OK
ezi takalane zase wits type of gal, loves clubbing and uvala istage when dancing . very wrong.
The type u keep your man away from when at a party or clubbing coz she's the life of the party -That for sure - in my teen years, though

MABHEBHEZA:
Carino:
Lokshin type of a girl but went 2Model C so u maintaining that standard -Thats funny
I see in All stars..and perfect fit jeans with a sexy top but not revealing..cream complection..short hair - NO WAYS

TSHEPISO
CARINO
light in complexion,
size 32-34
tall and classy - def not tall
wearing a wig 24/7 - NO -
nice and soft voice - think so
secretary - NO

GOLDEN STAR
Carino:
= Mid 20s -
= Loves singles and cornrows - NO
= Loves the African insired look, earings, neckpieces, prints, etc NO!
= A bit short and loves flat shoes - Yes
= Perfectionist, workaholic and funaholic - True
= Great sense of humour and very outspoken - don kno bout that.

MONCHOOZA
Carino= english girl and 
unenhliziyo encani, -and you love ucansi strong, if you werent using Abomanto ngabe you have about six children -
too close for comfort

MATHAZ
Carino
Tall and slender - Tall, no...
Culture and tradition play a huge role in your life - Far from it
You tell it like it is, Not a fancy person, Appearance does not mean much to you
- Spot on, Mathaz

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 07:54

cnglemommy

coffee colour
not too thin not too big...phakathi
intelligent, very opionated, sence of humour, bruises easily maara is quick to forgive maar wont forget
loves indulging in food
Loves her baby with all her heart and puts him first before anybody else in her life
works kwi office type of environment
would love a rich, handsome,sweet,funny, caring man who's gonna love not just her maara her baby as if he were his own.
been dissapointed alot by men but she still hasnt given up on love.....(he's there choma i know)
Loves looking fab
Cant wait to get home right now just give her little baby a big, huge hug
Akonqeni ukuxelela i-what fo ethanda
All in all...she a fabulous independent b***

KeleFabulous
13 Mar 2008 07:55

can someone tell me wat brown nosing is???

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 07:55

opinionated.....eish islungu sometimes

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 08:06

okay tshepiso nice one!!! im returning the favour:-

age: 35-45
bin fighting wrinkles since the age of 30, and now cant even smile (too much of plastic surgery)
shags everything from a hobbo to a dirty olf fart
she works at a post office lickin stamps
doenst care at all about her job, cause she knows sooner or later hubby(whose 90) will die and she'll be stinking rich.
loves her Jack Daniels shame...
always wanted to be a model, hence the pictures of Naomi Campbell in her bedroom wall

am i close or what?

Sdakamiswa
13 Mar 2008 08:07

@cnglemum, ungazigugisi maan, picture of u i have in my mind.... u probably havent let urself go & lost ur sexiness even though ungumzali.... the vitals i c in my head, size 34 Jeans, 33 C, long legs, tall dark looks  relaxed hair with an attitude to match the sexy looks......

carino
13 Mar 2008 08:10

@KeleFabulous

Its simply, suckin'ass, Kele

Ngqesta
13 Mar 2008 08:11

@keleFab.....think it means sucking up....I stand to be corrected tho

Renegade
13 Mar 2008 08:13

@Mowny - But what cable do i use for that, the normal USB cable, and is the quality the same? And ya, accounting just isnt for me.

@Sdaka - Ok, fair enough, thanks. 

@Cnglemom - hehe, i'm good ne, the airport thing...lol

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 08:16

Sdakamiswa

age:28-32
likes to potray a dontcare attitude especially around ladies, whilst he is a sweetheart at heart.
loves rocking ducktales and spicy aftershaves
wouldnt be caught dead crying (even though he does that a lot when he's alone)
fantasizes about his bestfriend's mother

Shadow
13 Mar 2008 08:21

Yho...u guys have quite an imagination!

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:23

Yes Ngqesta u are right, brown nosing is sucking up!!!

Guys did ya'll see I was a silent blogger for two hours..........so yippeee I am not an addict, I'm just a TVSA lover...........LOL

Zee Babes!
13 Mar 2008 08:23

Oh my Gaad I feel bad for missing this one....Eish.  Nice one Vutmi as always.

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 08:24

lol@..Vutmi...description of Sdakamiswa!

Sdakamiswa
13 Mar 2008 08:24

@ rene, with ur fone u can use infrared/bluetooth or the cable.....negative thing is u will miss calls,  what happens when u on the internet sometimes calls get routed strait to ur voicemail, sometimes the calls get through & u lose the connection and u have to redial......

costs 

HSDPA USB Modem R1700
Data Bundle 500MB R189 and it lasts a month. 
or pay as u go OUT of bundle rate is R2 per MB of data.

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:25

Hey there Zee Babes ( u always come at the wrong time.........no pun intended guys......heheheh).........and wena Vutmi don't frown.........u gave us the right to be off topic.........LOL

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 08:26

Did someone not say that she was leaving??????*hint hint Nonny*

Sdakamiswa
13 Mar 2008 08:27

@VUTMI....... LMAO.... Close very very close damn......

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 08:31

Nice one Vutmi as always...thabx Zee Babes for that i have a nca description for you..

Age: 20-25
tallish, with braids
if she was white, she'll be blonde
a closet party animal waiting to come out
hates the thought of being independent
would lyk to get married one day, but is scared of ahsgging only one guy for the rest of her life
loves her makeup

how did i do?

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 08:31

oh and by the way Nonny Anonymous Anonymity(that's your full name and surname by the way..LOL)..............its almost hometime and i'm impatiently waiting for you to describe uPooky.....and dont worry buzum, you wont be brown nosing...LOL

Username
13 Mar 2008 08:32

@ Renegade 

http://www.vodacom.co.za/services/mobile_data/vodafone_usb_modem.jsp

Just check out the link. Its available with all three service provider and differ in price range.

depending if you have a bluetooth enabled laptop, you can also use your phones bluetooth and dial up the connect. Dial up is much slower and not that very good. Better option is a USB Modem

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:33

"Did someone not say that she was leaving??????*hint hint Nonny*"...........well I was silent for two hours and for me that means I am not an addict..........case close Pooky.........or else.............END OF FRIENDSHIP............yah man anginasikhathi sama brown nozzying me lana...........mximmmmmmm!!!

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 08:34

and wena Vutmi don't frown.........u gave us the right to be off topic...hawu Nonny, i am not frowning...BTW did you enjoy your quirkie with the boss...hahahahahahaha

@VUTMI....... LMAO.... Close very very close damn......how close am i sdakamiswa...just curious

sponono
13 Mar 2008 08:34

cnglemother>>xa sekuphume nentloko yomntu phakathi kwemilenze yakho ...EEEEWWW

LOL cinglemom...the way you put it tis like you saying it whilest sitting down  on the floor legs straightned  holding a jug of  your well brewed mqombothi or a court of black label and speaking on top of your voice and even widely using hands to illustrate your point...
yoh the picture is NOt you......hi hi hi hi hi

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:37

"oh and by the way Nonny Anonymous Anonymity(that's your full name and surname by the way..LOL)............."Pooky - for that highlighted reason alone, I ain't describing u nad futhi who said u must ask ngoba it must come from within, and my inner self says to me describe Miss Pook mPukane Phaphiyosi (full names) tomorrow, so I will describe u kusasa buzum........LOL.........BTW........I love u too!!!

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:38

"oh and by the way Nonny Anonymous Anonymity(that's your full name and surname by the way..LOL)............."Pooky - for that highlighted reason alone, I ain't describing u nad futhi who said u must ask ngoba it must come from within, and my inner self says to me describe Miss Pooky mPukane Phaphiyosi (full names) tomorrow, so I will describe u kusasa buzum........LOL.........BTW........I love u too!!!

mabhebheza
13 Mar 2008 08:41

Pooky Mpukane ,,,Phaphiyiso..ROTFLMAO>.tl..tll.tll.hi kwak yemadoda!

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 08:42

Pooky eish u know me too well mtshana, nje except that i cannot hug him anytime i want, usayo bona ugogo wakhe ezlalini, akayobona nelali for the first time, apparantly he is so fascinated by the chickens and dogs, geez umtwana waseflatini. 

Sdaka, erase the tall structure and long legs image rather opposite.

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:43

"BTW did you enjoy your quikie with the boss...hahahahahahaha"...........Yah man, I enjoyed it, the boss and I even signed an agreement that TVSA comes b4 work.........LOL..........so ke I'm gonna naar u even more Vutmi........LOL

Pooky
13 Mar 2008 08:46

Pooky mPukane Phaphiyosi

LMAO.....Buzum i am going to home affairs first thing 2moro morning.....sisigwebo esi undinikasona(punishment)
See you ngomso my dali.......goodnight and undibulisele endlini.....

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:47

@ Cnglemom - yazi it's so ironic that umtanako says to u - "mama ndicela ifood"........coz I would be thnkimg he would be far from being snobbish and he'd be like "mama izapha nokutsha nakhu ndifa indlala"............LOL

Zee Babes!
13 Mar 2008 08:47

@Nonny - Mngani I think 
unekhanjana eliqinile, 
umuhle, 
you like nca clothes and you a socialite and not a groupie....
you are educated,  you are Karabo goes to work kinda gal efosini... 
you love attention, 
drinks and smoke (def)
think you are the only gal @ home or you are the favourate ke.  
You drive sumting....

@C`nglemom - alufakwa, 
you are cute/smart
you are very tiny
you dont take sh*t from man
you a fashion addict
you are short and chocolatish in complextion
dont drink or smoke

@Awelani
you are sweet
you are in your early 20`s
you come from a small family
you are a snob
you are kind
you are a size 32/34
you bruise easily
you are shy
dont drink or smoke

@azHot
you are a dark beuaty
you have natural hair
you are into skirts
you are a Chuck Taylor material
you are a size 24
you are in your mid 20`s
you drive iBMW
you are outgoing

@myname
you dont take sh*t
you are in your mid 20`s
you are tall
you are light in complextion
ungu-loxion cultxure
you are short tempered
you are an independe woman

@Sponono
loxion culture
tall
dreads
takkies waya waya
loves his woman
doesnt smoke
drinks 

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 08:47

I enjoyed it, the boss and I even signed an agreement that TVSA comes b4 work...when did you that? was it before he was about to climax and you were holding out? naughty naughty Nonny...was after he asked you WHOSE YOUR DADDY? LOL 

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 08:51

@spopo LOL cinglemom...the way you put it tis like you saying it whilest sitting down on the floor legs straightned holding a jug of your well brewed mqombothi or a court of black label and speaking on top of your voice and even widely using hands to illustrate your point...
yoh the picture is NOt you......hi hi hi hi hi - not me at all sthandwa sam, eish why do u have to put that image on my head, its gonna to be difficult to erase everythime i say something, mara wena!! Yhu ngeke, funny though!

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:51

"See you ngomso my dali.......goodnight and undibulisele endlini....."
Pooky - Bye my love and I am sure that deep down u know that the only reason I am gonna describe u tomorrow is becoz I wanna take my time and do a good description.........as for Home Affairs.........see u around lunch time then,..............damn kuyafiwa ukulinda laphaya.......they redefine the words: "GO SLOW!!!!!!!!".........unless u have imali yokugwaza the workers look down upon u as if ungushlama nje othize!!!!

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 08:54

Zee babes I'm outta here Angel, I will have to tell u tomorrow how well u did.

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 08:55

You drive sumting....@Zee Babes...she(Nonny) drives something alwright and it aint a car but her boss...LOL 

Cnglemother
13 Mar 2008 09:00

@ Cnglemom - yazi it's so ironic that umtanako says to u - "mama ndicela ifood"........coz I would be thnkimg he would be far from being snobbish and he'd be like "mama izapha nokutsha nakhu ndifa indlala"............LOL 

@Nonny, back at home my neighbours kids are very vulgar, so its very likely that he will learn a swear word soon but my mother is very strict and churchy so he will get a good hiding should he misbehaves.  ta mabloggers

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 09:02

good night beautiful bloggers...its bin fun...read y'all tommorow...mhwaaaa

Nonny
13 Mar 2008 09:04

Yah Zee, I drive a TT, that's my ten toes........hayi shem it's the best car I've ever had, never lets me down..........no matter who was riding it at night, during the day it's always phashash, 100's exse I'm telling u..........all the time..........LOL

Zee Babes!
13 Mar 2008 09:07

@Vutmi
Age: 20-25 yep
tallish, with braids nope
if she was white, she'll be blonde likely
a closet party animal waiting to come out yep
hates the thought of being independent luv it too bits - think of myself as 1
would lyk to get married one day, but is scared of ahsgging only one guy for the rest of her life - how did you know
loves her makeup - only eyeliner and mascara nothing hectic - hate it when they look like there is mud spread all over their faces and the lipstick sticking into their teeths...um natural lyk dat.

how did i do? - not bad

@Vutmi
Intellingent
Early 20`s
Tall
Educated
Dreads
Drinks and smoke (weed) 
Clumsy
Hates govt and their system.

Vutmi
13 Mar 2008 09:11

sorry i just had to come back for this

Drinks and smoke (weed)....dont smoke weed uv, only ciggies
Clumsy....are you kidding me!!! this girl? clumsy? no ways
Hates govt and their system....damn right i do..used to work there so i know the system very well...especially the traffic department(i want my damn lisence you goofballs!!!!!)

nice Zee Babes 

okay now iam out for real...ciao

Zee Babes!
13 Mar 2008 09:12

@Nonny - Yah Zee, I drive a TT, that's my ten toes........hayi shem it's the best car I've ever had, never lets me down..........no matter who was riding it at night, during the day it's always phashash, 100's exse I'm telling u..........all the time..........LOL  Sure mngani and then the following dail you keep your head up high ngathi azangekwenzeke lutho...ushaye kancane ngeTT yakho.  LOL

Zee Babes!
13 Mar 2008 09:16

@Vutmi - especially the traffic department(i want my damn lisence you goofballs!!!!!) ha ha ha

myname
14 Mar 2008 01:57

Girl yhini u exposed mi like that.................Okey wena Zee Babes....Medium height & body like size 34-36, Have big beautiful eyes (ur pic says it all babes), Bwn 20-25, U aint using mahutu/ not a pedestrian (im smelling it), Innovative & ur Boss likes u, Sweet & charming, Light skin, i think u have small feet & u like high heels, U have juicy lips (if u know when u r eating a ripen juicy peach!!!!!! yha yes ur lips r delicious, im feeling them). U do drink alcohol but u dont smoke, Ur former boyfreinds r still calling u and u have beautiful smooth skin - No pimple.

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Meet my fave Robinho...i call him Robie......

sharp i will see you later...
yeah yeah Robie...sharp...(I just taught him to do that...now he cant stop)
but then again i sometimes experience with a bit of vanilla...

you don't see the big deal? okay lets try this...

he cleans up nicely neh? That's Kakalicious...

okay enough vanilla...how about a taste of the lovely Junior Agogo...

like what you see? eish okay maybe a little skin...

 eish Didier, wa phapha...i meant Junior's skin not yours....lets try again... 

Okay D enough now..no need to show them our karma sutra moments!!!!!!..........still not convinced? 
how about local flava....

Okay Kaizer...i wont tell...i dont kiss and tell you know moos. 
Oops totally forgot about you...do forgive me Robie...

you are still my number 1!!!!!!

If i reach a stale mate on the field i go for this...

come now Taye honey i know i put you  last, but please smile for me...okay baby that's cute, but you know you can do better than that.....
AHA...that's more like it...wait wait what are you doing..stop it Taye....ag nee man what did you that for?

Suppose i'll have to join you then...

am glad you liked it hun!! now put your clothes on before i jump you again. 

WTF??????? 

Usher what the hell r u doing here?
 I told you i dont want you nomore...you fool...oh what are you doing..that doesnt work on me anymore...stop it Ush put your shirt down...stttttttttt...errr stop it...still....not interested...errr...mmm....  Arggggggg...what the heck....one more fling wont hurt...meet me in my room in 2minutes!!!!!!!
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