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On Punches and Kisses

Written by lepogo from the blog Rant and rave on 27 Nov 2007
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Let me hasten to make sure we all understand the reason for this article:
This is where we come to throw punches at all that frustrates us and irritate God out of our poor souls.We all come here to curse,insult,ridicule,praise,love,hug all that has been an episode in our lives.This where we reveal the identity of all cheats,lousy lovers,two timing skunks,horrible shop assistant,helpful cops and cuties we recently met.

So,all we do here is to exorcise the demons of the office life,self molesting bosses;ogling colleagues;snoopy receptionists and bible bashing neighbours.

So,its a place where we shower praises to all we love and adore...........

271 Comments

LM
27 Nov 2007 08:14

Are we supposed to name and shame????

Msoe
27 Nov 2007 08:18

CONFUSED!!!

lepogo
27 Nov 2007 08:19

If it makes YOU feel better,then spit it!

spice
27 Nov 2007 08:25

I think I will be  a regular here hi hi hi

SHEZ
27 Nov 2007 08:29

I am loving this article i have more punches than kisses, wait i will be back just now.

belz
27 Nov 2007 08:30

i will come here everyday of my life, jsut please make sure you have cleared with TVSA management to accept strong language.

spice
27 Nov 2007 08:33

HA HA HA belzito I will punch you if you say sumthing strong to me ,remember this is the punching blog I can punch you all I like

Sam2say
27 Nov 2007 08:36

My so called Boss, I hate it when he orders me around and asks me if I'm sure what my job description is, all he does all day is, laze around, he just found a new girlfriend ene ha a tshwarege GGGGADDD!!

He basically sits and sees if I have done this or that, hate it, hate it, hate it.....

Im contemplating leaving my job beggining og next year after the tough month Jan, actually, i have made up my mind, I'm leaving....

mabhebheza
27 Nov 2007 08:41

cuties we recently met....i can so relate 2that *inluv fellows*..
throwing a blow by blow@Shez

SHEZ
27 Nov 2007 08:47

Punch number one goes to Mabhebheza for not giving me the weekends update.And punch two to Mayo for not visiting my home anymore eish just one kiss beofre I go home! goes to all the TVSA pips.

belz
28 Nov 2007 03:07

LOL!! Spicy, hahahaha, im glad you feel betta, yesses is the keyboard ok after this??hihihiui.

spice
28 Nov 2007 03:10

No my dear Belz  but its already been replaced thanks for your concern youre a true friend

edgards
28 Nov 2007 03:13

sho ooooooo    wena!

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 03:16

all i have is kisses..................i found Love..........argh....what a wonderful feeling....

SHEZ
28 Nov 2007 03:22

Punch punch punch punch and punches punches and more punches goes to my boss for making it impossible for me to hand in my resegnation letter eish she is being so nice to me like never before and I feel like I am betraying her.

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 03:22

Re a go lebogisa gore you found love Monchooza, mina I've got punches nezi mpama!! nxe! where do I start?
maybe the 2 faced peeps I work with, abelungu are so good at pretending!! once you turn your back they stick in a knife!!! nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxeee! sies maan ba nkwatisa waitse!

sjura
28 Nov 2007 03:24

hey ya'll Sju is outta here have urselves a HAppy Festive season.ngizo blogga next year i hope ya'll be as loving as you r this year.Luv u guyz and i'l def miss all of ur attacks, luv, advices,and everything about all you guyz.Take care

sponono
28 Nov 2007 03:27

KISSES TO ALL THOSE WHO LOVE ME

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 03:28

mcwaaah?

Segololo
28 Nov 2007 03:31

ok *shaking head* *sigh* ok

belz
28 Nov 2007 03:35

Monchooza!!!! You found love, come to my GB and tell me about it.

Toxic
28 Nov 2007 03:37

I hate it when people call and ask me how am I as if they know me!
I hate it when callers go into a long story about themselves before establishing if I can help them.
I hate it when interviewers ask me why i want the job!!!!!!! Love this blog BTW!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 03:38

huu Jingle Belz, uthandizindaba, okare o nna waitse *giggling*

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 03:41

Toxic, amen to that?
or when you are ko varsity and you go home for holidays the first question you parents friends ask is " o fetsa neng" nxxxe!! and you'll be thinking umm what's it to you? they don't even pay your fees. shuu-ee

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 03:47

i dont wanna jinx it belz mara i will tell you in time phela manje its still the stages of "newlove" you know how exciting newlove is

myname
28 Nov 2007 03:49

kisses, kisses, kisses, kisses en more kisses dear bcoz I LOVE U

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 03:51

Kisses to my new boyfriend who rocks my world...So glad I took time out for a year to heal, forgive myself for hurting me & all those I brought into my life when I didn't even understand myself & forgive all those who hurt me because I made the wrong decision in letting them in due to desperation....

Kisses to God for allowing me to see when the right man walked into my life...its still early days but yha...he's a great guy :-)

Punches to my workload...which allows me very little time on this site...tjeeeerrrr! 

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 03:56

Preshii some girls are lucky!! where does one get a man like that hmmm I'm jealous!

myname
28 Nov 2007 03:56

Monchooza r u ashamed of mi? then tell Belz its mi b4 i give punch now LOL

mina-moo
28 Nov 2007 03:58

Over the moon! Got a new job!! More moolah..perks and all i ever wanted in a job..
Punches to my soon to be ex-boss( reason for my resignation)

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:02

@mina mooCongrats, wish I were you!
I'm so trying to get otta this place

Xhosa Chick
28 Nov 2007 04:03

I hate it when people Poke, or Superpoke me or send me Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Gardens, etc on Facebook!!!

I hate it when people send me junk mail. Especially the ones entitled : "If you dont send this in 3 days you will have bad luck for 7 years" or something like that. 
So to all ya'll, who do that to me, Im g*tvol now. Cut that sh*t out! Im not gonna be polite any longer. I'll delete you from my mailing/ friends list i8f you dont.

Tshisa mpama!

Xhosa Chick
28 Nov 2007 04:07

Kisses to My DJ who's making me so happy and looking forward to each day. Cant wait to hear you play this wknd  :)

SHEZ
28 Nov 2007 04:07

mina- moo  

a kiss to you me and you have something in common ( reason for my resignation)

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 04:08

Witty Lady: I "bumped" into him @ work on my worst looking day,...during the days of my Dr Beetroot wig LOL..., he was signing a contract with our company when I walked into my MD's office...we both just froze - my MD dropped his numbers off on my desk when she left, & gave him my numbers...as they say...the rest is history...I'm soooo in love....

Punches to Brown Sugar for not recapping this weekend's goss...punch, punch, punch, swekile!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:13

Presh!!Iyoo nice so your MD hooked you guys up. I haven'f had the feeling yoku freeza in a while now..... hang on to him my gal!!
Hope you got rid of the DR Madumbe and garlic wig!! LOL!

MamaOmpha
28 Nov 2007 04:13

Punches x10000210365 to a so called friend of mine who called yesterday  to ask for R350 when she hasn't called me for 6 months.

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:16

CHESA MPAMA MAMAOmpha!!
nam ingizomfaka impama e hot haaibo!!
that friend of yours uthatha machance!

faraimagic
28 Nov 2007 04:17

punches to the assistant of an airline i wanted to book for cape town...how the hell your boss(on the phone!) asks if the client was black/white?its a good thing learning languages hey..just becoz i showed her my passport doesn't mean i cant speak yo lingo lady!.I HEARD THE WHOLE DAMN CONVERSATION! sies!
i ansered her back in sotho!

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 04:18

yeah XhosaChick nami i am giving a thousand punches to all the people that send me ama email that tell me ukuthi i will have bad luck for five years if i dont send a certain mail to a certain number of people. like really now.......

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 04:19

Punches x10000210365 to a so called friend of mine who called yesterday to ask for R350 when she hasn't called me for 6 months.  LMAO! 
MamaOmpha: your friend si skenk man!!! LMAO

Witty Lady: Hope you got rid of the DR Madumbe and garlic wig!! LOL...Ndayitshisa to celebrate the end of my single days....LOL...He better hold onto me my girl - I'm a gem!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:24

Presh: of course you are girl.... he better hold on, we don't want you to go get yourself another wig!! eeish maybe you should've passed it on to me maybe ke good luck charm hey........just for burning it ke ho chesa ka mpama!!

Xhosa Chick
28 Nov 2007 04:26

Punches to the ex that I bumped into this week. He has bad timing.

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 04:30

@ Witty Lady: Ouch!!! Hi hi hi...

J-Girl
28 Nov 2007 04:30

100 punches to the client who just made an impossible demand on the phone - damn actuaries, think they are all that, bayadika maaaan!
100000 kisses to my lil sis for letting me heal a broken heart, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE U LIL ONE!!!!

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 04:35

Punches to the ANC women who voted that Jacob Zuma as their preferred candidate for presidency...punch! punch! punch! kick! punch! spit! sies! punch! punch! punch!...kick to umshini wakhe times hundred!...dangggggg!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:39

eeish yah, nna ke ba flyela ka kick ya maninja!!!

Toxic
28 Nov 2007 04:44

a million punches to all the flies in the world!!!!! What's their use anyway?

Toxic
28 Nov 2007 04:46

Punches to the ANC women who voted that Jacob Zuma as their preferred candidate for presidency...punch! punch! punch! kick! punch! spit! sies! punch! punch! punch!...kick to umshini wakhe times hundred!...dangggggg!

Preshiii, i'm with you there..!!!!!!!!! How dumb!!!!How bloody dumb!!!!! How phophostrus!!!!!

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 04:47

a million punches to all the flies in the world!!!!! What's their use anyway? LOL!

I agree...super irritation nje...especially when you've cooked malamogodu!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:51

Haaibo, flies are good for the fermentation process, don't you know?

myname
28 Nov 2007 04:52

more punches to the gils who were walking behind mi BANDIHLEKA after ndi-bail(e) ipanty yam ezimpundu ..........eish nalama full pantie

belz
28 Nov 2007 04:54

LOL!!!

spice
28 Nov 2007 04:55

PUCNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO MY BOSS FOR BEING HERE HE WANTS THIS AND THAT FROM ME, WHY IS HE HERE ANYWAY (GO ON HOLIDAY OR SUMTHING MY BRADA ) SO I CAN BLOG MY CAREER AWAY

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:56

LOL@myname

Segololo
28 Nov 2007 04:57

witty lady <<Haaibo, flies are good for the fermentation process, don't you know?>: Fermentation of? Hopefully not beer! but our malamogodu doesn't need their assistance. 

Why are there less flies on a cloudy day?

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 04:57

thousand tsipings to my phone for being such a brat.... apperently it wants to be given rest, so i must now buy a new phone and i still very much love this spoilt one.

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 04:59

myname: le wena ka back to school!! eeish!
nawe ndiku shisa ngempama!! haha

pullie
28 Nov 2007 05:02

mna i nid help pippz i hate my boyfriend coz he doesnt giv me attention & i also luv him too, pliz help me...

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:02

@SEGOLOLO: FOR beer mfowethu I hope you are not a beer lover :(

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:04

@Pullie: did you talk to him about it?

sanas
28 Nov 2007 05:05

Kisses to u Preshii for punching & kicking umshini wakhe hundred times!!

Toxic uyandgqiba... ha ha ha !!a miilion punches to all the flies in the world)

Lots of kisses to all the bloggers,  kumnandi apha(smiling)

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 05:05

@ Segololo: Why are there less flies on a cloudy day? 

A: Because of the sun's fermentation & the molecules of the flies which are 
    horizontal to the clouds which are cloudy on that specific cloudy day....that's 
     why....

Eish nawe Segololo, why usibuza Wikipedia questions mara he....here's a hot klap for you sommer!

andi01
28 Nov 2007 05:08

Punches to the ANC women who voted that Jacob Zuma as their preferred candidate for presidency...punch! punch! punch! kick! punch! spit! sies! punch! punch! punch!...kick to umshini wakhe times hundred!...dangggggg! 

I couldnt agree with you more, whats wrong with the women in SA. That was dispeakable, phopostrus and a disgrace. the man has insulted women so much but we keep on sucking up 2 him.

lepogo
28 Nov 2007 05:09

@ Segololo: Why are there less flies on a cloudy day?

A: Because of the sun's fermentation & the molecules of the flies which are
horizontal to the clouds which are cloudy on that specific cloudy day....that's
why....

Eish nawe Segololo, why usibuza Wikipedia questions mara he....here's a hot klap for you sommer! 

LOL!!!HMHAKLMAO!!!!!

Segololo
28 Nov 2007 05:11

preshii and witty lady: I don't drink beer - now i know why! LMAO @ the warm klap!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:15

I'm sure even flies can't stand cold weather!!

belz
28 Nov 2007 05:16

CTFU!!!

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 05:17

@ Lepogo: What does this stand for? HMHAKLMAO!!!!!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:17

Hehe!! @segololo!!
hey maybe cloudy weather is ideal for mating for lama-flies??? ne...

Spy
28 Nov 2007 05:19

Let see... Kisses to God for this great job i have!  Never thought it would happen - punches to myself for doubting Him! 
Lots and lots of punches to period pains that are making my day difficult!  [i know its an over share but i am in pain!]

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 05:20

ngifuna ukufaka i boss yam impama evutha bhe, enosathani phakathi fori ukuthi dis year sivala ngezi 21 dec when last year savala ngezi 15 dec...lesphukuphuku lesi

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:20

Presh: CTFU k eng maan? eeish mpama e chesang for these acronyms!!

zozozo
28 Nov 2007 05:23

@ Segololo: Why are there less flies on a cloudy day?

A: Because of the sun's fermentation & the molecules of the flies which are
horizontal to the clouds which are cloudy on that specific cloudy day....that's
why....
Joh! Preshii a kiss 2 u my dear i didn't know that.......thanks.

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:24

Bathong ngicela ukshaya Alicia Keys le her annoying screaming song NO ONE!!
CHEEESA MPAMA a warm klap for the annoying song!!
shuu I'm so relieved!!

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 05:26

ngifuna ukufaka i boss yam impama evutha bhe, enosathani phakathi fori ukuthi dis year sivala ngezi 21 dec when last year savala ngezi 15 dec...lesphukuphuku lesi..

LOL @ monchooza!

@ Witty Lady: Warm Klap for wena!....ga se nna o kwetseng CTFU, ke Belz
@ Belz: What does CTFU mean mara he? Double mpama e kopaneng le ya ga Witty

lepogo
28 Nov 2007 05:26

@ Lepogo: What does this stand for? HMHAKLMAO!!!!!

hitting my head against keyboard and laughing my arse off

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 05:29

@Toxy LOL @ phopostrus (in my best monchoosa's voice)

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 05:29

A: Because of the sun's fermentation & the molecules of the flies which are
horizontal to the clouds which are cloudy on that specific cloudy day....that's
why....
Joh! Preshii a kiss 2 u my dear i didn't know that.......thanks.

@ Zozozo....that's a joke my dear...I have no idea why there's less flies on a cloudy day...:-(

LM
28 Nov 2007 05:30

@ andi01: phopostrus (preposterous)....Aowa hle...don't blame ikeyboard on this one.

sweet & secy
28 Nov 2007 05:31

Hi Shez, are you online?

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 05:32

LOL Pooky............

NTWANA
28 Nov 2007 05:33

Kisses kisses kisses 2 ol of u 4 making me LMAO. I love dis site.

belz
28 Nov 2007 05:34

CTFU - Cracking the *bleep!* Up!!

myname
28 Nov 2007 05:34

more punches 2 old buddies abazondicela imali ingathi ndizenegolide xa ndiye ekhaya ELIFINI

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:35

@ZOZOZO!! A lekker cold klap for believing preshii's feeble! LOL!!
HEHEHEH!!
@jingle Belz: Ke eng CTFU!
@presh!!  eeish had a blonde moment there, that's what you get for working too hard like I do!

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 05:36

big shhisha nqindi to LM for being HOD of corrections......to us its...lets say it together Pooky.......Phopostrus

belz
28 Nov 2007 05:36

A kick in the arse for my stupid manager who always wants me to fix other peole's mistakes, Damn woman!!! yesses ngizijabulele kangaka.

MamaOmpha
28 Nov 2007 05:37

@mochooza - Thina we have just been told ukuthi sizovala nge 14 and reopen on the 14th next year.  A thousand kisses to whoever came up with that idea.

a thousand and 1punches to my boyfriend for agreeing with his mother for us to come and spend chrismas naye a Quthu. Bathong imagine i christmas a quthu.  I have been there once and I did not like it.

Omunye nomunye maka spende i christmas no mamakhe.  Im not going yo.

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 05:38

meant to say: in my best monchoosa voice

WhiteSockGirl
28 Nov 2007 05:38

Love this blog!  I want to rave.

On days like this one I HATE LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN.  I hate it when people call me 'Skat'.. who thought up such a stupid name.  Say my name,.. say my name...  And I like my name even it is like one of the most common names.  

Just because it is a small town, it does not mean that you can just pitch up at my office and demand to see me...  ever heard about that nifty little invention called a phone...  use that and make an appointment.

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 05:38

Klap klap Klap!! for my team leader who made me sit by the passage at work...NX!

@Witty! i thought you have found the ONE mos!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:39

iyoo, ke eng Quthu?
sounds like an african dish!! yummie

ZiyashaLa
28 Nov 2007 05:40

Punches to the ANC women who voted that Jacob Zuma as their preferred candidate for presidency...punch! punch! punch! kick! punch! spit! sies! punch! punch! punch!...kick to umshini wakhe times hundred!...dangggggg! .... LOL


Punches and more punches and even more 4 my boss. GAAAAAAD i hate this man.

Spy
28 Nov 2007 05:40

LMAO @Monchooza!
HMAKLMAO @ Witty Lady - I am SO glad someone said it!  That whailing has got to stop!  Yeeerrrr iyadika mos!!!!!!!!!!
Chisa Mpama at the married man who is asking me out - HE IS MARRIED - KANTI YINI!!!!!! NX!!!!!!!!!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:42

@Mambox!!
found what my angel??

Spy
28 Nov 2007 05:44

MamaOmpha - dont you mean eNquthu?  I've heard about it - never went. Uzofa ukuya ezilalini ngokhisimusi!  Lol!!!!!!!!!!

LM
28 Nov 2007 05:45

Le seke la nteka.......Toxic wrote it first (in bold letters to emphasize). I knew it!!!!!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 05:45

@Monchooza...lets say it together Pooky..

PHOPOSTRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 05:47

Omunye nomunye maka spende i christmas no mamakhe. Im not going yo.>>>>>>>>big kisses to mamaO for the killer line>>>>>>>>>>>>>

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:47

SPY! Kanti yini vele ka married men!
le nna I want to shapa them nge kick boxing utlwa!!!
kick! punch, kick punch and a warm klap!!! now I'm going to fetch mshini wam to finish them off ngiyeza!!

belz
28 Nov 2007 05:49

Punches to all of you who are complaining cgokuval, mina im not closing so you guys must be grateful for the few days you have, punch, kick!!!

myname
28 Nov 2007 05:51

talking about bosses punch * punch* 4 my boss 4 making me his personal coffee lady, PLZ CAN U SPOIL MI I LUV UR COFFEE ITS TASTES BETTER.

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 05:53

Mina I also want to kick my boss for giving me bonus ya R50! and it still has to be taxed!! What am I gonna do with it! nxx sies.
I'll have to buy i-six pack to de stress!!

dubula dubula!!

MamaOmpha
28 Nov 2007 05:53

@witty enquthu its ko KZN where your next door neighbour is 50km way.

LEAVE MONCHOO ALONE WITH IS PHOPOSTRUSNESS.

ZiyashaLa
28 Nov 2007 05:55

Witty lady and Spy i think u need a whip trap them well so they  learn... 

Nxeeee a shambok 4 the Co that i consult for. They all went away 4 ichristmas party 2day and im stuck here in the office.... kodwa a 1000000 kisses 4 u mabloggers coz i dnt feel alone!! 

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 05:55

@Witty i thought you have a Zulu in you! It's Nquthu and it's not a dish!

zozozo
28 Nov 2007 05:56

talking about bosses punch * punch* 4 my boss 4 making me his personal coffee lady, PLZ CAN U SPOIL MI I LUV UR COFFEE ITS TASTES BETTER. 

I feel u myname, it's like an insult.

Le Good Gal
28 Nov 2007 05:56

hi, glad 2c ur all still well.  PUNCHES 2 MYSELF 4 missing all the fun.  Didnt come to work since monday coz i got stomach bug & em still sick!!! a BIG PUNCH 2 my doctor who's only given me 1 day off coz Ndisalunywa.  Love u all Guys.... If i die becoz of this stomach bug, I'll give u all a " plz call im dead", i know how much u all hate callbacks.  But I realy want u @ my funeral.... Love ya!!!!!

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 05:56

Pooky i am going for my cancer enhancer.....u know what moss..

LM
28 Nov 2007 05:58

Nna ke re chisa mpama to my colleague who has 'high high' (I know it's a serious condition).....thanks to him I'm seating in an ice cold office shivering like hell and he on the other he's sweating I guess. 

Sparrow
28 Nov 2007 05:58

Love & Kisssssesssssss to u bloggaz u guyz ROCK!!!!!
10000 klaps to my bosses for making week miserable!! A  10000 more  for bringn their snotty dogs to work!!!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:00

TRIPLE PUNCH, WARME KLAP,SLOW MOTION KICK(like in the Jet Lee Movies) on this very confusing and indecicive weather here in Cape Town,four seasons in one day... causing me to have i flu ngoku...yeses

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 06:01

@witty u found Mr Short Right didn't you?

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:02

Monchooza, you go right ahead until the doctor stops you my brother hi hi hi

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 06:02

@MAMBOX its not my fault they spelt it all wrong!! of course I knew ukuthi e ko KZN unganthathi kalula ntombazana!

@ZIYASHAla....Mchwaah to you too!! you are not alone!!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:07

@LM .....RONFLMAO at i high high and you shivering  while ichomi yakho is sweating like hell

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 06:08

Mambox Haai wena maan!
Mr jola next door?

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 06:08

@witty No comment!

mina-moo
28 Nov 2007 06:08

Warm Klap to Pam Andrews for  wearing ther black patent boots to evry function in Mzansi!

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 06:08

@witty No comment! vele angiku nthathi kalula but maybe ngikuthatha kalula he

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 06:08

@witty No comment! vele angiku nthathi kalula but maybe ngikuthatha kalula he he he!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:09

damn english words... meant to say indecisive

blaqueboi
28 Nov 2007 06:09

This morning my housemate and I woke up to the horror that has become a part of every South African this days.Our house was broken into. Now I can understand if the idiots took just electronic and things that'd have value to them. But this embassiles stole my Showreels and files. What the hell are they going to do with that? They can not sell them to anyone. I can throw punches, scream, curse and God knows what but I won't get my stuff back. My friend want us to move. How many times will we have to move and where in this God forsaken country will we go because this thugs are everywhere. I love this country and what it has given me but right now...

mina-moo
28 Nov 2007 06:09

Warm Klap to Pam Andrews for  wearing her black patent boots to evry function in Mzansi!
Lotsa looove to Sbu for loosing the flab

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 06:10

Yho guys this wasn't done by me, i blame it on the computer!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:12

DOUBLE MAWELE KLAP @Mambox for not doing something about your stuttering...

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:13

ANOTHER DOUBLE MAWELE @Mambox for blaming the computer

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 06:14

100 yezibhakela to mambox for the 100 replies and i know you will blame the machine as they all do........................thatha.........gidliiiima (sound of my sbhakela hitting you shlathi)

belz
28 Nov 2007 06:18

A hot BULLET to the idiots who robbed blaqueboi!!! hayi bo blaque, sorry boi neh.

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 06:19

@Witty, yebo...that's him...

myname
28 Nov 2007 06:19

and another punch for one of my male collegue 4 saying "YHO MAAR UR FEET R SO UGLY" nawe utsho ngamadevu ngathi nguFather Christmas nje PUNCH

LM
28 Nov 2007 06:22

 @ Pooky: what does this mean?: RONFLMAO

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 06:23

@ Blaqueboi: Askies avha.....here's a kiss on the forehead to make it better.

Sparrow
28 Nov 2007 06:25

@blaqueboi i feel u man... I have suffered the same fate twice!!(only we weren't broken into)
The thugs stole some of my clothes off the line & a couple weeks down the month they came bck for my sneakers!! HOT KLAPS TO THEM!!!!
@mina-moo>>> Warm Klap to Pam Andrews for wearing her black patent boots to evry function in Mzansi! A warm klap indeed!!!

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 06:26

ROTFLMAO @ myname

Xhosa Chick
28 Nov 2007 06:30

I'm with you Wittylady, a hott mpama for real to Alicia Mkhize for that screaming song!
Doesnt she know our eardrums are already damaged by Leleti Khumalo, Lalla Fo Sho', Crazy Lu and Arthur?

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 06:31

"YHO MAAR UR FEET R SO UGLY" if they are really ugly then mina nawe can never be ngoba i love massaging feet mara only beautiful feet. kodwa they guy who said that to you must get a varam tlep...we dont speak to ladies like that.

ZiyashaLa
28 Nov 2007 06:31

awu zasha Mambox... nami ngiyakunika amanqindi!!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 06:32

@MAMBOX but I gave you the low down mos this morning, can't tell you lies now!

I'm dubuling you with my mshini for kokoretsing!! stutters!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:32

101 punches @ the lift for not getting stuck while it was just me and this cute, very good looking and stylish blonde mlungu in it... have a mini crush on him. If my boo breaks my heart one more time, i'm sure as hell going for that white guy.

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:35

LM...meant to say ROTFLMAO=Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

lepogo
28 Nov 2007 06:35

@blaq,
enough bullets,snotte klaps and may their hands shrivel,be covered in fish scales,may their snots be forever plaguing them and their best friends and may they never be able to urinate,dump or do anything to relieve themselves till they bring them back.While you are at it.....

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:35

LM ...meant to say ROTFLMAO=Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 06:35

LM ...meant to say ROTFLMAO=Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ZiyashaLa
28 Nov 2007 06:38

 eish Pooky LMFAO!!

Sam2say
28 Nov 2007 06:39

@ Mambox O tsubile akere????

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 06:39

@POOKY you go gal!!

@ Xhosa chick!! eeish yah can you imagine when you gat home for holidays your little cousins will be screaming those lyrics tsa Alicia!!
mina ngizofaka ma ear plugs shhuuuu!

monwy
28 Nov 2007 06:40

what's up guys

J-Girl
28 Nov 2007 06:42

a kiss to Sbu for smiling like that @ the Metro Awards pre-party even though i pretended as tho andikwazi, i was melting inside
a smallnyana punch to Loyiso for being slosshed like that @ Gondwana on friday, but u're still HOTTTT like that!!!! uyathandwa ngu J-Girl kakhulu.
1001 kisses to all 9219 members of TV SA, u make me look forward to coming to work.
1000 kisses to my soon to be ex-boss thanks for such a lovely time and growing me to unexpected heights, I WILL FOREVER APPRECIATE IT, uli BEE lamanyani sisi, u're not in it for the money ndakubona!
1 punch to the old coloured lady who farted in the lift and got off on the 3rd floor meanwhile we were only getting off on the 9th floor...waaasa ngempama!!

Spy
28 Nov 2007 06:45

@ Blaqueboi: Askies avha.....here's a kiss on the forehead to make it better. - Blaqueboi boy is such a charmer!  Sorry they robbed you boy!  You'll bounce back!
40million punches to mamabox !!!!!

Mambox
28 Nov 2007 06:48

Ouch guys...enough blue eyes already!

myname
28 Nov 2007 06:51

kiss 4 monchy 4 being such a nice gentleman & punch 4 preshi 4 laughing at mi

zozozo
28 Nov 2007 06:56

1 punch to the old coloured lady who farted in the lift and got off on the 3rd floor meanwhile we were only getting off on the 9th floor...waaasa ngempama!!


ROTFLMAO @ J-Girl, ouch!! gal i can imagine,but ebezokwenzanjani u gogo?

mabhebheza
28 Nov 2007 06:58

klap yama buru 2the guys that call and irritate...and becomes speehless saying sweet nothing ..uhm so how was ur day ?soo when do we meet ?so what have u been up 2 .???.damn leave me alone shisa mpama vathu nge nqindi!!!

a Back klap 2my Boss for making 2busy that i can only blog now
Kisses 2my prince 4his sweet  emails..((mwcah))

zozozo
28 Nov 2007 07:00

kisses to my boss 4 letting me go early today. Have a great blogging y'all

myname
28 Nov 2007 07:01

another punch 2 another freind of mine o-sensitive. I was joking maar yena wayithatha serious sorry chomza andiyazanya ukuba wena kudlalwa ngemali bcoz uyi-Jubox maar *punch

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:01

maBB is in love stru!
she's been talking about being in love everytime she sayz iets!
go gal!!

mabhebheza
28 Nov 2007 07:02

witty lady ...dont u dare....!!!!!! i will warm klap u till u faint and wake up next 2the boring Mr how are!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 07:02

110 klaps to Tony Yengeni for driving under the inluence(uthathi chance wena Yengeni... ina..(umvha wempama)

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:09

@MAbhebheza: LOL!! RCFKT Whatever the letters are!!

Don't wari BAEBE!! I won't exposa you *wink wink*

@ Pooky I have to say this, I think Tony actually loves being in prison or maybe being in the news all the time, okare ena le Mshini wam ARE COMPETING!

myname
28 Nov 2007 07:10

punch 4 mi i 4got 2 listen to BS at Mhlobo Wenene

libra
28 Nov 2007 07:14

mochooza has found love and preshii is sending kisses to her new man ? are you guys dating ? just asking do not throw punches at me for wanting to know.

my punches goes to vodacom for delivering a wrong phone then debiting my acccount for 750.00. now am still waiting for my the correct phone

another one goes to this pc at my workplace for not allowing me to respond to blogs

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 07:14

@Witty: unyanisile yazi..... 400.000.000.000 punches at the possibility that Zuma might become our next president...%&*$#@!%^&%$

LM
28 Nov 2007 07:15

@ Pooky: Thanx sana 4 giving me free education

@Witty Lady & XC: I agree with you on that Alicia Mkhize song....people are screaming along with it.....they seem to like and me can't listen to two verses of it.


Molahlela (backhand warm klap) to my boss for putting me under unnecessary pressure....the biaaatch seats on projects and when she starts getting reminders to submit then she dumps everything on my lap.....doooos

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:17

@POOKY I dread just thinking about it nje!
they say it's because he's real and people can relate to him! BULLDUST NXE!

ZiyashaLa
28 Nov 2007 07:20

Maybe uMr Yengeni wants 2 parade his fashion hawu!!

myname
28 Nov 2007 07:23

another punch 4 my aunties 4 everytime they called mi they always asking mi, "Uzotshata nini?"maar bona ba-dirvoc(ele). Im not gonna marry myself okey........NNNXXX more punches

Pebbles
28 Nov 2007 07:26

A BIG CHESA MPAMA to the old lady i'm working with for asking me same questions over & over again eish...

mabhebheza
28 Nov 2007 07:29

LOL @myname - i hate those Aunties.!

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 07:31

Punches @ all y'all that diss Alicia Mkhize's song...I shamelessly LOVE it!!!!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:33

@ pebbles!!

buy gogo i-hearing aid shame ke sono waitse!

LM
28 Nov 2007 07:39

@ myname: Nna my problem ke those elders (mom's friends especially) who want to know when am I gonna have a baby...when I meet them I always wait for this question....ohh!! modimo wa kgotso...they make me feel old...ka mo I don't even have a man....batho ba bagolo batla go makatsa.

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:39

@preshii akere wena you are mo maratong!!
maybe you like ama lyrics not the voice girl!!

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 07:42

@LM... you welcome sana... vele i education is very important we learn something new everyday... ah just remembered i chomi yam uAnnonymous xa esithi(education is the key to what?????... i fail to understand that line)...

@Witty  :he's real and people can relate to him... (him having 20 kids with different wemon,  WTF???? that is just BULLCRAP mos... hayi sana kuyagwetywa, the end is near... and didnt i hear something sometime this year that he was gonna be a priest or something???Whatever happend to that one

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:42

MY ABSOLUTE WORST!!
When you get home for holidays and they say wow!! what have you been eating ko jozi, u've gained weight, o nonne yaang!!

nxe kickboxing and mshini wam!!

Preshiii
28 Nov 2007 07:45

@ Witty: I love the lyrics & looo mkrwitsho we voice!

myname
28 Nov 2007 07:49

a punch 4 Neo -dropping from R Kelly hi hi hi

mabhebheza
28 Nov 2007 07:50

Kiss +cyber mpama @Pooky 4 making me miss Nons...eish buzum maar *snif sniff*..
Dubula +Bin ladin's bomb 2 all my collegues that say i have gained so much weight oko nadqala ukusembenzapha dammit !! thwaa!!! mnxx

Pebbles
28 Nov 2007 07:51

and a BIG FAT MPAMA to the guy i sat next to in the taxi for the smelly armpits ucishe wangihlanzisa YESES!!! kuyabanda yena unuka amakhwapa sies maan nx!!!!! 

AND A BIG FAT LIPS KISS to the lady who told him straight ukuthi kuyagezwa hihihihi

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:55

POOKY, Priest? another publicity stunt!!

witty lady
28 Nov 2007 07:58

@Pebbles!
I love taxi drama, iyahlegisa iyoo!!

mabhebheza
28 Nov 2007 08:00

Preshii sisonke sihlobo i dig Alicia keys..eish dat women i would go lesbian 4her anyday...No 1 no 1 can get in a way of what i feel 4uuuuuuuuuu....*mpama 2me 4saying that outloud..Thwaaa*

u and me 2gether 
thru days  & nites 
I dont worry coz everthing is gonna be alright
Peolpe keep taking they can say what they like i dont worry coz 
Everything is gonna be alright...

No one no oneeeee

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 08:01

Mabhebheza i really miss that girl and ngekudala ethi take over this article and had everybody in stitches with her hilarious self... really aint the same without our Buzum ne 

myname
28 Nov 2007 08:06

stil on taxis chesa mpama to the old taxi driver this morning who asks my numbers eerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Pooky
28 Nov 2007 08:07

@Witty SIRIYASI(like the polka ad) i saw him on some sunday newspaper wearing that black shirt yabe fundisi with the white thingy on the collar......got the shock of my life

monchooza
28 Nov 2007 08:17

Libra some questions just dont need answers LOL

myname
28 Nov 2007 08:30

guys a kiss from mi BYE-BYE

SHEZ
28 Nov 2007 08:32

Hot mpama to myself for not handing in my resgnation letter and tomorrow need to be a new job for training.

mabhebheza
28 Nov 2007 08:33

big fat klap + flying kick  2the 15minutes telephonic conversation that i just had..Thwaaaaaaa.....Damnit..
Shuu thats feels better..Smoke break!!!!!!!

Spy
28 Nov 2007 08:33

LMAO @ Pebbles!
Mnyame - I feel you on the aunties and all the elders and neighbours!  Thanda kabi izindaba zabantu!  No one has *bleep!* control over getting married or finding the right guy for that matter.  They really need to back up off me or else... SPIN KICK AND DOUBLE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Bra Bizza
28 Nov 2007 10:32

a spank to witty lady....for getting your facts wrong about fermentation of beer...i can arrange a visit for you with the brew master at SAB(even though i dont drink their beers)...and see the magnificent process in the making of beer...work of art and science!!!

mabhebheza
28 Nov 2007 12:00

tshisa mpama 2the Eskom ppl i have no electricity manje bloggin in dark city..nxx nonsesical Eskom workers! mpama yamaBhunu..shisa!!!!!
dubula @witty lady y r u being a nite rider...Bombela girl!
kisses 2bra bizza..heita holler!

Sdakamiswa
28 Nov 2007 12:31

am with u mabhebheza there....100 HOT klaps to those baboons at eish-kom with their load sharing crap + 100 Heavy Punches for the Mamparas

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 01:23

Hmmm things are happening in here.. i wanna spank those women of ANC league that  nominated Zuma.
Kisses 2my prince 4his sweet emails..((mwcah)) >>> Lucky bustard..!!

mochooza has found love and preshii is sending kisses to her new man ? are you guys dating >>
Libra some questions just dont need answers LOL>>> Another  Lucky bustard... !

Mabhebheza i really miss that girl and ngekudala ethi take over this article and had everybody in stitches with her hilarious self>> Mina she writes me always..! Yah neh... missing Annonymous! So punches to Madenza and Annonymous for going on a vacation together and not wanting us to know..!

monchooza
29 Nov 2007 01:24

a strong upper cut and a jab to the guys that posts articles late in the evening bese thina when we come in the morning there 200 replies already.........thatha nazo...............qujuuumaaaa!!!!!

monchooza
29 Nov 2007 01:37

TDC mfana ngikuthela with a 25 litre bucket full of Umtshokozo womtwana o sour on your head for having jelas down!

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 01:40

Ahahahahaha my outhi you dont have mercy...! Oh by the way keep in mind about that thingy neh..?You know which..!

Preshiii
29 Nov 2007 01:40

@ Libra: mochooza has found love and preshii is sending kisses to her new man ? are you guys dating ? 

Ha A Libra...nna ke jola le Madenza...the consistent 5 rounds of wild passion gave it away... LOL...

lepogo
29 Nov 2007 01:45

Punches,Van Damme round kicks and Chuck Norris look to the ppl who make me pass too many journals soooo early in the morning!!!!I wanna go home and all I do is to pass journals and correct mistakes that they are bound to do when Im gone for the day.The weather demands that I be home and beg for some-some.

I am pulling my hair and one more round kick a la Bloodsport!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 01:48

Bra Bizza!! take that flying kick for exposing me!!!

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 01:49

Sprinkle kisses 2al the bloggers that r here this morning 
Ouch Monchooza!!
Hugs & thousand kisses 2my directors 4not being @work  this morning...evil grin;-) 

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 01:51

@mabhebheza!!
alethe mshini ngi dubule le ntombazana for abusing tvsa!! blogging in the dark!
talk about addiction! utlwaa!! thwaa!!

blaqueboi
29 Nov 2007 01:54

All smiles today; Moved into a new place last night. Thank you bloggers. I could not have made the decision not to get angry but proactive without your support; Love you all and I mean that Shuga. What time did you actually sleep last night? 

MamaOmpha
29 Nov 2007 02:00

Ndi Matsheloni guys

A kick to this Joburg wheather.  I wearing clothes that I must wear right in the middle of winter.   I had to dig for this clothes because I had already put them away.  Kanti when does summer begin he??????????

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 02:04

Gents mara go a tonya yazi.. this aint fair and am not wearing a jearsy or jacket.Damn  kick on the butt to the weather.

monchooza
29 Nov 2007 02:05

eish mamao you are so right about this stupid weather i have not packed away my winter colthes and its now November for crying out loud........i wish i had super powers to make the sun shine until June nxxxxxxxxx

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 02:14

Morning everyone!!!!
Blaque i'm so happy that you've found a place so soon.. dont worry my love i'll speak to Premier  Ebrahim Rasool nawe akuthi organise nge security ye R327,000.00 just like uMEC Leonard Ramatlakane... i've got your back boi... maar on a serious note,i'm glad you're smiling today

Preshiii
29 Nov 2007 02:15

Thausand & tree kisses to this weather...makes me look forward to going home to snuggle up close & personal to Madenza...

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 02:20

Mabhebheza!!A VERY WARM CLAP to my shoes!! they are killing me, eeish ke chaisa neng!! come massage my feet plz friend!

shuuuu!!!

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 02:23

Mabhebheza!!A VERY WARM CLAP to my shoes!! they are killing me, eeish ke chaisa neng!! come massage my feet plz friend!
shuuuu!!! >>> YOH...??

cyber-gal
29 Nov 2007 02:25

Hello (waving lyk a mad person) , I'm new-born baby wa tvsa and guess who introduced me to TVSA, my aunt.  she was always toking about it and I decide to check it out, I have been reading the blogs for quite some time and u guys are very funny, well some of you. 

spice
29 Nov 2007 02:28

I'm emotional ,I'm horny, my ass is broke ,Im still stalking my man's friend and this bloodzy fu********* wheather is making matters worse Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad i wanna shoot sum1 ,sum1 wanna trade places with spicy pls pls (sulking)

Preshiii
29 Nov 2007 02:28

A warm klap to the radio ad for Dark & Lovely by Sonia Mbele Sedibe & some gay sounding guy....those dragged & over emphasised words...Iyakhinya man!

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 02:32

WAMKELEKILE kwa TVSA Cyber-gal.... thousand & tree kisses for you on your forehead

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 02:32

Spice, I don't wanna trade, you got problems gal!!

LOL!! @ Presh!!

cyber ntombazana!! Hello!!!!!!!!

zozozo
29 Nov 2007 02:32

Holla cber-gal, don't forget to thank ur aunt to introduce u to these wonderful ppl, feel at home.

@ Pooky gal aren't u supposed 2 be the deputy of the welcoming comittee, and take the honour to welcome the bloggers, since our Nonny is still in vacation.

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 02:32

adding my tree thousand & 2cent kisses 2u this weather ...cant wait 4 2moro 2cuddle in bed 4the whole weekend .... *Lucky duvet *wink*

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 02:33

I'm emotional ,I'm horny, my ass is broke ,Im still stalking my man's friend and this bloodzy fu********* wheather is making matters worse Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad i wanna shoot sum1 ,sum1 wanna trade places with spicy pls pls (sulking) >>>   YOH...???

zozozo
29 Nov 2007 02:35

@Pooky my bad gal, i see u've done that already. askies ke sisi vha!

myname
29 Nov 2007 02:38

Some kisses 4 u, Morning every1

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 02:42

He banna..! Spice go to church, Mabhebheza thats one hell of a lucky bustard you dating. Witty Ladu I couldnt agree more even myself I wouldnt Spice has issues.

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 02:43

Spice Spice Spice(((((((warm hug))))))... and i've just couriered a bottle of Hannesssy to you, knock yourself out my sister... no one deserves to be so unhappy and miserable....... ina my love here is Sponono's number he gave me for emergency purposes only(and this is definately one)... 071 9876 543... right after you've finished the bottle

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 02:43

Shisa mpama yamapodisa!! @Witty lady massage ur feet my foot mnxx   
a winkin eye 2Spy holler heita 
Welcome home Cyber gal-..@ pooky & Preshii  i hope u thinkin what im thinkin ((cyber hug)) buzums!!!!!!

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 02:44

Spice Spice Spice(((((((warm hug))))))... and i've just couriered a bottle of Hannesssy to you, knock yourself out my sister... no one deserves to be so unhappy and miserable....... ina my love here is Sponono's number he gave me for emergency purposes only(and this is definately one)... 071 9876 543... call him  right after you've finished the bottle

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 02:44

@KJ!! MPAMA e warm for you, yesterday you asked for assistance, I posted a reply mo yo GB and you didn't check it!! so thwaa!! mpama ne spinning kick for you!!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 02:49

@MABHEBHEZA!! nxxxxe! mthakathi!! o sa tlhola o nkopa di favour!! i'm pouring icy cold water all over you!! hehehe!!

Spice I wonder why she stalking the BF's friend!!!?????

Dee
29 Nov 2007 02:54

LOL...y'al are making me laugh, so kisses to you all!!!!!    
@ Witty-lady, what's the beef on Alicia Keys gal???? I love that woman......

spice
29 Nov 2007 02:58

Dankie my pookza you always come through for me even thou i'will never forgive you for you know what ,you are part of the reason i'm suicidal  you stole my joy gal 
witty lady i thought all the family members knew my issues ( stalkaring the poor guy)

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 02:59

@Dee: no beef gal, it's just that song.... it's overplayed and hey uyarasa nyane!!
mare I got nothing but love for her!!!

SuddenCute
29 Nov 2007 03:00

Morning to ya all *waving* yhuuu i was out on vacation n I misd u all.. 

OOh bathong.. I wanna punch n kick so many ppl.. dnt even no wher 2 start

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 03:00

Punch Punch punch... now am feeling better!

Xhosa Chick
29 Nov 2007 03:01

Kisses to Bra Bizza, and all Cape Town bloggers coz today we have stunning weather :)

ZiyashaLa
29 Nov 2007 03:01

Welcome Cyber-gal...
@ Spice  I'm emotional ,I'm horny, my ass is broke ,Im still stalking my man's friend and this bloodzy fu********* wheather is making matters worse Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad i wanna shoot sum1 ,sum1 wanna trade places with spicy pls pls (sulking) 

I feel u gal mara eskies cnt trade places wid ya coz i also have the same dilemma... YoYoYo ngidlala indlala(hunger) yazi!!! plz help

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 03:02

Mpama @TDC mentioning ukuthi im dating i just said im inluv ...im stil searching & ready 4them with loads of luv.. u wil scare my Mr Right  away ..ungivalela amathuba...bra Shisa HOT KLAP!!.......* 
Spice warm hugs and hot chocolate 4u ..kuzolunga friend neh!

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 03:03

@Zozozo: A tshisa WWE Smakdown for thinking that i would neglect i duty yam as Deputy of the TVSA Welcoming Committe
and a Thousand & three kisses on your forehead for realising ukuthi i've already done iduty yam
KJ - uthe ufike gister??? did i welcome you???? not sure kaloku we have a thousand & three people joining everyday apha so its hard to keep track, maar well if i havent then here goes: As uDeputy of the TVSA Welcoming Committee and on behalf of uChairmankazi,uAnnonymouse(miss you), please allow me to welcome you with the warmest hugs and a kisses on your forehead... enjoy your stay ke vha

andi01
29 Nov 2007 03:04

"isalukazi sigcobi glecerina, kante busuku sijola nabafana"  line from jozi's whats with the attitude,1000 kisses to ESMILE

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 03:05

Spice mina I don't know my friend..... wanna fill me in? 

@POOKY! Mpama for contributing to spice's suicidalness!!

myname
29 Nov 2007 03:11

welcome ekhaya cyber-gel &KJ hi babes. @Preshii i think that voice is 4 IKO MASH-POTATO

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 03:12

Zandie!! okay imagine me with boxing gloves and Pam Andrew's boots, the ones she wear 24/7, they've got metal mo pele I think. I'm kick boxing ZAZA for pulling a HUDINI! Now you see me now you don't!!

take that my gal!!!! then i'm finishing you off with 50 rubber bullets!!

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 03:15

oh spice forgive me sisi maara ngenzeni(in my best zulu)..
XC: Kisses to you too and thank Gaad for this grand CT weather nyani(for a change mtwabantu)

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 03:17

LOL @ myname!!

spice
29 Nov 2007 03:18

Crazy ass peeps Im leaving this blog dont wanna associate me fine self with lunatics LMAO 
on a serious note guys thanks for evrything kisses to ya'll  I luuv ya

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 03:21

Attention Bloggers :

For the past few weeks I have learnt that the more number of replies an article gets, the more difficult it becomes for users to access it. If not a system error it takes a huge amount of time to load. 
Due to that when this article hits 300 replies or so... Moderator will copy the Content in Lepogo's article and Create a new article tittled On punches and kisses Part 2 in Lepogo's blogg which in that case is Rant and rave.

Hope you all find this helpfull.

Moderator.

zandi!
29 Nov 2007 03:22

hi hi hi

Pebbles
29 Nov 2007 03:24

WATER BOMB, WATER PISTOL & COLD BUCKET OF WATER to that swati gal from SABC1 for ukunyaba ....akana oomph shame umntwana bantu!!!

Unik
29 Nov 2007 03:24

shinnneeeeeee to u XC for Cape town weather ...

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 03:24

3 cheers to the moderator!!

zandi!
29 Nov 2007 03:25

KISSES to all ma felow friends apa i missed yu guys and punch back to Witty lady ung'jwayela kabi yuve gt ma number why didnt yu call me 
MAbhebheza whats yo story this weekend whooow ??

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 03:27

eeish the mlungu stevovo 4 doing the ngwazi!! yeerrrrrr every chance he gets, yeerrrrr

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 03:28

Love you too Spice and everybody here, you guys truly are great friends...TVSA is no doubt the best place to be at

Segololo
29 Nov 2007 03:30

How about a round of appluase for Ranting and raving? Stand up from that rickety office chair and put your hands together - CLAP YOUR HANDS OUT LOUD!

myname
29 Nov 2007 03:32

TDC kiss on ur ckeek dankie my broer i thought i was the only 1 who was suffering. LOL @Pebbles mnike mnike (in Urthers voice)

andi01
29 Nov 2007 03:34

@ peblees-  lovey ndithi uworse lowomxhosa, sisikhinkobe sesanyamtya endingasaziyo ukuba sacholwaphi. Hay u sabc 1 wenza amanyundululu wamanyala awonyanyekayo. Yintlekele yentlekisa eyenza intloni le bayenzayo, yhu hay man

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 03:35

Pebbles LMAO @ akana oomph shame umtwana bantu

zozozo
29 Nov 2007 03:36

Hi XC,Pooky, Mayo, Andi-01 and every Capetonian in this site don't u just luv our weather, i hope it won't change b4 12noon(like it usually does). 
Kisses & Hugs to all the bloggers in rainy provinces to warm u -up, i know how it feels to rock winter clothes while other ppl are rocking their shorts.

Msoe
29 Nov 2007 03:39

I WOULDNT BE ANYWHERE ELSE......TVSA ROCKS!!!

myname
29 Nov 2007 03:39

yeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh segololo by the way, where is Ran & Rav?

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 03:42

Mpama + hug & kiss @Zandii umthakathi who ever told u that silence is golden ,?,, weekend low down needs PM wil PM u ngoku ..
ice water on ur new haistyle 4not callin me ova the weekend.+ Mpama @Gucci 4not bloogin as often miss u  mthakathi!!.

myname
29 Nov 2007 03:59

hi hi hi hi hi LOL @ Andi01

Preshiii
29 Nov 2007 04:05

Chisa Mpama ka Senyaka @ this guy that collects our lab coats for laundry,  for ukunuka iimpundu sooo sterk in this cold Jhb weather....i-kwamentation I would have at least understood....maar impundutation....jesssesss man! Isirhama esinuka kangaka!

myname
29 Nov 2007 04:17

have a kak day preshii LMAO hayi ndiphelile

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 04:20

Preshii !hahaha haha iyooo hae tjo!1
iimpudu!! uyaze kanjani ukuthi iimpudu zakhe izinukani vele?
did you snif snif?

Preshiii
29 Nov 2007 04:23

@ Witty: The same way I would have known if ibiyi kwamentation mhlobo...it has its own smell nje...rha maan!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 04:26

presh you are killing me hahaha shuuwi!!
thatha tvsa le mahlanya a teng!

myname
29 Nov 2007 04:29

nantso ke le computer ifuna ndi-restarte THATHA nantsi i punch

Pooky
29 Nov 2007 04:40

LMAO @ Preshiii...
I'm going home ... a warm hug  to my boss...dankie buti
BYEEEEEEEE YALL

J-Girl
29 Nov 2007 04:49

kisses to all of u once again
cyber gal- trust me you're about to experience something u've never experienced!
its all good dont u worry, infact u feel out if hrs go past without you sneaking in to find out what everyone has been up to!
a very big klap to uMr. T (yengeni) yathanda uzifaka ezintweni ezijongisayo maaan!
khakhule mfondini yintoni kangaka?

myname
29 Nov 2007 05:03

say that again J-Gil yazi uyazihlaza emdala *punch *2 TONY

Toxic
29 Nov 2007 09:07

Preshii, u're rockass!!!! Kisses to you!

DJ Why why
29 Nov 2007 09:50

Iyo! yo yo! A tripple sagila-msindo to my missing reply on this blog!
Whatt happened to it???

Anywho, that was a double sbhakela and scathulo to my (soon to be ex) BOO! For sounding cagey when we spoke to him on the phone and calling me first thing following day to tell me ba undiqumbele! He is sooooo dumped, come tomorrow!

A million kisses to all of yall for making me ROTFLMAO!

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