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The complete idiots guide To impressing ( Reply)

Written by Toodecent from the blog The U Turn on 13 Nov 2007
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This article was inspired to me by Kelefabulous and then it hit my head to make a reply that speaks about ladies..well some of them. I cant wait to hear and see your thoughts..! Kele gal U rock..!! Mwaahs!! hi hi hi.
 
Am hot blooded young man...a Virgorian so I dont need to be impressed. I know what I want when I see it so here is what I dont want to see from a women trying to win ma heart...!

-  Am taking you out for lunch...none the less dinner so dont put in "base, or make-up" le lipstick e ntshi e red...euuuw! ...
 
My womans beauty comes from within and naturally... oska imota man eish..!

- Full panty or back to school a black  wearing low cut jeans.. 
hey those things used to impress when I cud only buy you di Marrie Busckuit and Fanta orange to impress now you want wine... And I dont want to see your damn under wear especially if its not attractive..

- Dont tell me about your friend and her boyfriend...
I dont want to know ....him and I are not the same and probably not of the same standards...! So what he did doesnt mean I can do even if I can it doesnt mean am gonna do it for you. 


- When I order Heineken dont order Castle Lite ga ke batle mosadi wa go nwa biri ke nwa biri. Order wine or a cocktail..!
Oh and please dont order ya go tura cause you know you not used to it.. I dont want to see you throwing up after drinking some mix masala. Next time tlebe o jaiva strong le banna ba bang..

Thats a big no no..

- Ok I said oska apara back to school but that doesnt mean you dont have to wear anything inside then you wear low cut pants..I dont want to see you backyard cleavage am trying to enjoy my food for gods sake
.

- Dont talk English to me you are a darkie..especially if you went to those Model C schools in the surburbs... 
I dont want to embarass myself offering you a tissue thinking you wanna clear your nose while you said "this food is nice"

- Banyana ba go rota mo highway batswa monateng ...
I just wanna drop you home and leave I dont want to hear you asking help me pull up the zip...cause am a man and for gods sake I dont wanna shagg you on a first date.

- Dont drink more than me...
 one has to drive thle bathong. 

- Oh puhleez your cleavage, please keep it under your shirt I will see it when it time to go for glory.
I dont want your jelly to turn me off from enjoying my food ..or none the less to get me thinking dirty...I dont wanna screw you its a date.

I dont want to think what he may be thinking.. 

You may still  look like this...


BUT still doesnt mean you are my perfect partner..
I know what I want.. and thats me..!!

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417 Comments

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 01:55

Ok...here it goes..

This article was inspired to me by Kelefabulous and then it hit my head to make a reply that speaks about ladies..well some of them. I cant wait to hear and see your thoughts..! Kele gal U rock..!! Mwaahs!! hi hi hi.

spice
13 Nov 2007 02:02

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa tl tlt tl tl tl tl tl tl lt lt tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl  o sele o sele o sele too decent...........Lmao I'm coming back for you !!!!!!!!!

zozozo
13 Nov 2007 02:12

Heyyah! Mr Moderator this is good
@ Joh! TDC ................I'm still coming wif my comments.

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 02:15

My bra le wena you are asking too much.

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 02:17

aaaaaaaaaah TDC back with a vengence... tlt tl tl tl ... ndiyabuya nou nou... wanna finish laughing first especially at the full panty and beer part... hi hi hi hi

puchununu
13 Nov 2007 02:18

haha. Dont talk English to me you are a darkie..especially if you went to those Model C shools in the surburbs...
I dont ant to embarass myself offering you a tissue thinking you wanna clear your nose while you said "this food is nice" 

SAFA BO!! You are worse than Kelefab

KeleFabulous
13 Nov 2007 02:18

Brilliant TDC! i was really feeling the lack of response from the guys...can't hear what the rest of them have to say

ok i get ur points. i don't think i fit into any of those categories u mentioned.if i do pls enlighten me. and tell me if i put too much makeup on, as u put it, cos nna i luv makeup ne!

brownskin
13 Nov 2007 02:20

I dont ant to embarass myself offering you a tissue thinking you wanna clear your nose while you said "this food is nice"  he he he he..lol.. Toodecent...

tshepiso
13 Nov 2007 02:22

hi hi hi o up to mmmmmmmmmmmm ka banyana neh

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 02:23

ahahahahaha... I knew I was to make an impact. Guys I love you all maybe I should update the article again.

SAFA BO!! You are worse than Kelefab>>> Really?

mabhebheza
13 Nov 2007 02:24

back 2shool panty ..LMAO..shu TDC.uyageza yazi
i have agree with u @some point 
1.makup (udanga) eish some girls just overdo it and worse that dont use the right colour base ufumane angithi sisidumbu..2
2.red lip ( rooiklips)kwi lips eziphuka  angithi isitupu esinoploshi omovu isifuna ukufreyifa 

zozozo
13 Nov 2007 02:27

@TDC-just wanna drop you home and leave I dont want to hear you asking help me pull up the zip...cause am a man and for gods sake I dont wanna shagg you on a first date...........u forgot to mention the famous offer  " aren't u coming in for something to drink".dude u're the man, i wouldn't mind going in second date wif u.............LOL........I just luv ur manners:-)

WhiteSockGirl
13 Nov 2007 02:28

I have no words...  speechless... and that does not happen often.  Will have to think about this before I can properly reply

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 02:33

Hi hi hi...TDC thusa tlhe....I met a man, I like him - lots....I dont want him as a one-night stand, I want to shag him everyday bathong (I am your modern Eric Benet)....but I dont want to wait for a month to do so.....ndiyayibawela le ndoda. He wants a relationship & I'm cool, I want it too....we had our first date yesterday (that's why ne ke nyametse)....Spice before you ask...the wig's gone love, otherwise I dont think I would have been locking lips with the gorgeous god I snorkeled with during my lunch time yesterday...which according to company policy is meant to be 30 minutes....I left @ 13h00 - came back @ 15h00 ***cough, cough***

Because I dont like restaurant first dates....we had our first date in his car...beautiful...the kiss was divine...we have a date on Friday...my friends say I should wait a month or two before sleeping with him....bathong, I've waited a year already, if I wait any longer, I will have Cerebos flowing out of my eyes or rather I will turn into Cerebos myself just like Lot's wife in the Bible....

What is the fuss with sleeping with him on the first date or 2nd for that matter if I want to, I want him now mos. I want i-opinion yenu ma bloggers -come Friday, I want to be singing Mary J's "I'm going down..tu tu tu tu...I'm going down"....with this god playing me melodies than can only be heard & felt by me...deep, deep within the core of my soul.....sorry...I'm back...

Blog within a blog....as a dude TDC, should I be sleepin with him or not...whatever answer you give me....bear in mind....NDINXANIWE, NDIFUNUKUSELA!

mabhebheza
13 Nov 2007 02:34

hating my job coz i have 2go for 2hrs ....
will be back with more replies later ...boys and girls behave urself donty get out off hand

later

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 02:35

i guess i can forget mos about idate with you TDC coz ibase ne lipstick/gloss, especially red is my thing(dont worry red suites me), i feel naked without imakeup. 
eish and what about them ladies who like wearing itop ewhite,white bra, white three kota pants,pink sandals, bafake ne fullpanty in lace e-white e-needa uku bailwa on the one side thinking ukuthi ba cute meanwhile its a complete torture for you walking behind her.

mo fire
13 Nov 2007 02:35

TDC good article but i have to question one thing:

As men we need to get over thinking that if a woman sleeps with you on the first night she's a ho, sometimes it just happens naturally. What difference does it make if it's the 2nd, 3rd or 20th night it doesn't reflect on her character.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 02:39

TDC's advice for you Preshiii>>>> Go for the kill if its what you want. Glad u didnt do it on first date though.

Amazing
13 Nov 2007 02:40

You don't want to shag on the first date, yeah right I believe you.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 02:42

Correct that mo fire but like my article says thats me and I know what I want. The thing is tommorow I will decide you not the do for me after the first date and I slept with you then it comes to the thing of I screwed you. Di rape charges and whatever net daar...

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 02:46

@ TDC...Glad u didnt do it on first date though. But what does it matter whether its the 1st, 2nd or 30th though......phela I could have had him right there & then if it wasn't for the Always Pad which resembles those hospital pads....Bad timing...

Explain to me why not the 1st date...uyangifraza yazi! 

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 02:48

... oh and not forgetting the shiny wig and thinking ukuthi unuka kamnandi with that Swanki body lotion she put on from head to toe.

J-Girl
13 Nov 2007 02:51

- When I order Heineken dont order Castle Lite ga ke batle mosadi wa go nwa biri ke nwa biri. Order wine or a cocktail..! Oh and please dont order ya go tura cause you know you not used to it.. I dont want to see you throwing up after drinking some mix masala. Next time tlebe o jaiva strong le banna ba bang.. - what is the sh... with this? why is there a problem if a woman prefers beer to any other sort of alcoholic bev. i have friends that swear by that Heineken u speak of, and some fine sisters mind you, so i feel very strongly against this stigma attached to ladies that enjoy the bitter tasting drinks... help me bantu nhe...why is this the case still? i mean why besajongwa fani ngabafana?

myname
13 Nov 2007 02:51

OMG hi hi hi thanks TDC bt if im gonna wear like that dont expect mi to go 2 Mcdonald bcoz lot of guys luv Mac. Kaloku i borrowed that dress 4 u so plz make it worthy

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 02:53

Preshi and mo fire  here it goes....

Like my article says thats mein TDC and I know what I want. The thing is tommorow I will decide you not the do for me after the first date and I slept with you then it comes to the thing of I screwed you. Di rape charges and whatever ish net daar... Its the same a a televison...you buy Sumsung then later decide the colour picture aint great like the Telefunken you used before...then u retun itand get anothe one but a Telefunken.. Simple nje.

tshepiso
13 Nov 2007 02:53

shoo TDC ja but somewhere u are right. ladies outside ba rata bo kwatlase. 
but I still have 45 things I really hate from men.

imargine a man wearing tradition atire "sigh"
a man who wears red socks or any bright colour  

tshepiso
13 Nov 2007 03:00

so TDC ge o re ga o batle mosadi wago nwa beer o raa jang? phela ge o nthola ke enwa should I pretend NO NO

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 03:06

Full panty or back to school a black wearing low cut jeans.. 
- I dont care what kind of panty you are wearing as long as it is easy take it off and ga e bonale.
Dont tell me about your friend and her boyfriend...
-
if you are trying to compare us then no no.
Dont talk English to me you are a darkie..especially if you went to those Model C schools in the surburbs... 
- here you are right
Banyana ba go rota mo highway batswa monateng ...
- i wouldnt mind this at all.
When I order Heineken dont order Castle Lite ga ke batle mosadi wa go nwa biri ke nwa biri. Order wine or a cocktail..! 
- i dont mind, alcohol ke alcohol.

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 03:08

Guys I had these IT people fiddling with my PC all morning, now I missed out on a "To the Right To the Right" from TDC himself.  WOW, nice one, I love the part where u say: "My womans beauty comes from within and naturally" I agree with u lana, if only women would realise that we are more beautiful when we are at our simplest manner.

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 03:09

I dont care what kind of panty you are wearing as lond as it is easy take it off and ga e bonale... he he he  haaaaayibo Madenza  uthini na he he he ????

KeleFabulous
13 Nov 2007 03:11

hehehe Preshii uya ndi finisha sana! kwa kwa kwa!

i say go for it! it's good that uye wazi bamba on the first date and u can let go on the second...don't see anything wrong with that

puchununu
13 Nov 2007 03:12

SAFA BO!! You are worse than Kelefab>>> Really? YEBO YES

Its quite evident that you are a Virgo. Talk about being a perfectionist. LOL
Its not a bad thing. It shows that you have standards and are willing to respect and worship a woman that meets such standards. *which are very HIGH.

But this also shows that you are rigid. You don't like change. Reality is most woman are getting into wearing make-up, weaves and acrylic nails. All these things have nothing to do with being fake. She is only upgrading herself and in so doing upgrading you. These things are also ways by which woman pamper themselves or boost their confidence. And we all know a content woman can work wonders in the sheets.

I agree with you on the sex issue. Besides the fact that I'm young and shouldn't be sleeping around. I value sex. I think its a spiritual connection. I'm a taureus so I'm perculiar about the company I keep let alone my sexual relationships. But Preshi I say if you are feeling him and the urge is uncontrollable.. GO For IT. As long as you know whatever happens, there will be no regrets

KeleFabulous
13 Nov 2007 03:13

Madenza how old are you???

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 03:16

"I dont care what kind of panty you are wearing as long as it is easy take it off and ga e bonale."   @ Madenza, ngithi halala ngama invisible panties or ama easy to take off halala!!!!

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 03:20

halala.

2cool EC
13 Nov 2007 03:21

@ tshepiso shops sell red , white or any bright coloured socks for men right? So I believe only men have to buy these socks coz they are not unisex. I think men should know when and what to wear these socks with. 

Just my view though.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 03:21

Dan o padile boy ... you take sex as a hobby neh? I agree with you too Puchununu.

spice
13 Nov 2007 03:27

1Full panty or back to school a black wearing low cut jeans..
Wena o e bona jang panty yaka you were obviously perving
Dont tell me about your friend and her boyfriend... 
hint hint my brada man
Dont talk English to me you are a darkie..especially if you went to those Model C schools in the surburbs...
So I'd rather speak tsotsi taal is that what u saying?
Banyana ba go rota mo highway batswa monateng ...
I was not drinking milk my brada I was drinking bojalwa what do you expect
When I order Heineken dont order Castle Lite ga ke batle mosadi wa go nwa biri ke nwa biri. Order wine or a cocktail..!
nope too mild for spice I drink amstel nogal

 watch youself  Mr moderator u are giving me ideas ka wena ! hi hi hi

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 03:27

@ 2cool EC, for mina those bright colour socks are unacceptable no matter what u wear them with period...................*unless u are a clown as a part time job for disadvantaged kids*..............phela that's a worthy couse............otherwise NO NO NO!!!!!

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 03:30

TDC not kanjalo outhi, but i dont wanna lie to me it is a prerequisite, i know many guy who try to play "mr goody goody" just to impress a girl and they end up not satisfied. I show you my true colours its either you take it or you leave it.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 03:34

Heita Hola Madenza.. True..!!

Spice thats me..and how I feel. I understand people go an extra mile to impress but if its not worth my attention its not worth it.

spice
13 Nov 2007 03:34

Presh my skateboletjie I just read your comment now and here goes .WHAT THE F*&&^^ ARE YOU STILL WAITING FOR ?  do you want to go through another year of hell (without a man)?Lawd knows you have . It make no difference sana , if it was me in your Shoes  ,right  now I would be on sick leave (in his bed )

J-Girl
13 Nov 2007 03:39

Madenza!!!!!!! utsho khona, mara uright, as long as umtu efikile apho ebebhalele khona whether uflye SAA or gibela DMJ, if i destination is reached, thats all that shuld matter...at the end of the day, noba u appeara in LaSenza umtu xa ebanda uyabanda qha!

zozozo
13 Nov 2007 03:40

Thru dat Denz, it is better to know earlier wot u in for, rather that than late even though i may still not shagg u, with that attitude. Coz i luv being appreciated and @times guys fail to show women that appriciation.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 03:40

It make no difference sana , if it was me in your Shoes ,right now I would be on sick leave (in his bed )>>> Now thats really BAD...!! Sho bathong!

zozozo
13 Nov 2007 03:46

SP - appreciation

Bloggers where's TOXIC? i miss her!

tshepiso
13 Nov 2007 03:47

@ 2coolEC  i means those plaasjapies who wears  bright colour socks with a 3quater trousers. a naa ga ba go tshwarise heartburn?

KeleFabulous
13 Nov 2007 04:01

Toxic is stuck with da boss!

tdc u still haven't answered my q's up there

mabhebheza
13 Nov 2007 04:02

spice and Tshepiso +nons= endless laughter.....tl..tl..tl

2cool EC
13 Nov 2007 04:05

@ tshepiso, I wish I knew what you mean. Pls be so kind as to respond in English or Zulu at least.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 04:07

Kele u didnt ask mos u said I will tell you and ofcourse am gonna tell you but  gently dat babes...okare o setopo nou fokotsa.

Renegade
13 Nov 2007 04:08

Mina Preshi i agree with you, 1st date or 5th date, if you are feeling the attraction, and u are both consenting adults, y not?

Bathong TDC, wats wrong with showing some cleavage, keeping it all classy of course. Mina shem i like showing mine, but i keep it classy, i dont let it all hang out, if u know wat i mean.

As for the alcohol thing, i have to agree with you, but maybe its coz i dont drink beer vele...so ya. 
And ya, it never looks nice when the girl is drunker than the guy, but that being said, mina my man must never be drunk to the point that he cant drive in my presence, no way, ke mang a tla mo kuka a mo kenye koloing? Nna ke tla mo seya hona moo, a kena nako ya matagwa. 

And the underwear, well , nna i never understood y some ppl still insist on wearing ama full bakgaza, even wen they wearing tite pants, and u can jst see the everything, hai...no girls...bt sometimes its best to not wear any u know? As long as the pants are not too low cut, and u not gonna be doing any bending

But seriously, great article TDC, pity i ddnt get a chance to reply to Kele's one, bt still, both of u hooke it up.

As for Madenza wena, hai, i give up!

myname
13 Nov 2007 04:12

ive been hearing that if u sleep with a guy in ur 1st date it means that u r cheap bt 2 b honest mna if i want u, i want u now. Ndizobana ke nge-call yakho if u did like it & if u didnt call then i wil know u didnt enjoy. Thatsy i always ask after senzile ....Hey how was it? or is it crime bt i dont think so

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 04:22

Myname, u have just left my opinionated self speechless..............ngiphelelwe amazwi sisi, sengivele ngaguqa ngathandaza ngathi: "Bathethelele Nkosi, ngokuba abakwazi abakwenzayo!!!!"..................LOL

zozozo
13 Nov 2007 04:25

nna i never understood y some ppl still insist on wearing ama full bakgaza, even wen they wearing tite pants, and u can jst see the everything, hai...no girls...bt sometimes its best to not wear any u know? As long as the pants are not too low cut, and u not gonna be doing any bending 

Well Renegade- u know mos Floetry says "everything aint for everybody", i-Quality yemizimba yabantu ayifani, umntu uzonxiba i G-string while her body is shaking like i- jelly & torturing the hell outta ppl who R walking behind her??!  or when a person is wearing a low cut jean &show  us dark ugly stretchmarks(no offence to ppl who have 'em)........hell no!

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 04:26

Holy $hit... myname I so hope that u kidding. If not I so hope that if its a habbit you considering quiting it cause that is just not on yazi.

ex@mple
13 Nov 2007 04:34

@ MYNAME/////Hav some INTEGRITY  girl, what`s the rush . 

Okay BLOGGERS,we know u love veneculars  & no problem with that> hey  BUT can we plzz use international language ya`ll.

zozozo
13 Nov 2007 04:39

mmhhhhhhhhh.......ppl i'm luving the views about these 2 bloggs, Kele +TDC u did a great job :-)

ex@mple
13 Nov 2007 04:41

ANONYMOUS  I think i will pray with u
Umhlaba uyabhubha  HAWUUUUUU?

MamaOmpha
13 Nov 2007 04:47

TDC - lets make hook up.   I know for sure that im NOT ALL OF THE ABOVE.  Im just interested in seeing how you will behave.*wink*

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 04:48

@ Myname: Thatsy i always ask after senzile ....Hey how was it?
Hi hi hi...aha ha ha.....talk about pressure! Yhu myname! Uzathi bekumnandi...whether bekunjalo or not...who in their right mind is gonna say after lo mbuzo: I've had better.....thanks for asking....eish myname yazi!

@ Spice...I couldn't go through with it yesterday....that time of the month....and i-Always Pad, le inde..goes up to your naval...ibithe ngqi ukuncamathela hi hi hi....ndizakube ndigqibile Friday...ndizakumtya!...hi hi hi...uzakukhululwa ndim...yonke i celibacy yo nyaka wonke, ndizakuyikhuphela apha kuye...he better get some red bull or something...and I come prepared...just in case we have iii erectile dysfunction issues (you never know), ndakuza ngomtya wee Toughies, ndiyipophe lo pp yakhe...izakuma tsi ubusuku bonke...andizelanga ndlalo kaloku apha mna!

Hayi ndiyadlala bafethu....phela I waited for a whole year to finally make love, I hope it will be all romantic and crazy @ the same time....what can I say...I'm such a girl (batting eyelids)

Miss K
13 Nov 2007 04:51

Noba u-hot amasimba but hay never will i give it up on the first date!! Hayi people the guy will probably think u do this on every date u go on. Most men won't say 'No' when u give it up quickly but chances are that u'll never hear from them again!

MamaOmpha
13 Nov 2007 04:52

eish I meant lets hook up

myname
13 Nov 2007 04:53

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ndiyadlala can u imagine how many guys olele nabo when u turn 30. Bt ke really its up 2 if uyafuna..........Mnike Mnike (in Arthurs voice)

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 04:54

I miss Toxy ****weeping***

myname
13 Nov 2007 04:56

preshi undiqgibile sana im with u with super always pad (INAPKENI)

Miss K
13 Nov 2007 04:56

@ Preshi: yhoooo mind your language sisi thina sibancinci for ezizinto uzibhalayo! Yho nkosi yam i'll need to pray and repent after reading this blog! ha ha ha!

spice
13 Nov 2007 04:59

Heeeeeeeeeeeee presh presh now u sound like your cousin Andie01 ,but I'm happy for you gal,lawd knows  u deserve sum hot shagging shem sana ............hi hi hi . when the time is right you'll just feel it .Gal are u  being serious ? is it really that time of the month for you cause mina I'm sitting on a dr white pillow(not pad) as we speak cause I'm unclassy like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tshepiso
13 Nov 2007 04:59

@ Renegade - I am a lady but I agree with TDC coming to showing cleavage, the thing is, some ladies breast are those which should be hiden, they are too soft (shwabane) it also got stretch mark tse fine. eish di swabisa 

AND le ba ntshang cleavage ya marago,,,,mmmmmmm some got that black strip ohh and silver stipes........
 

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 05:00

kwa kwa kwa kwa... ndakuza ngomtya weeToughies,ndiyibophe lo pp yakhe... thiza Preshiii ndiyamvela umtwana bantu... uzixelele ukuba uzohamba naye straight ne... tl tl tlt tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa..

KeleFabulous
13 Nov 2007 05:01

Preshii bathong!

wena TDC ke a bona o ntse ole busy le motekwane ne...how can i look like setopo when i'm so fab? hi hi hi

myname
13 Nov 2007 05:02

hayi preshi .................& sorini guys ngo with amathawsenti & kree

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 05:03

TDC - lets make hook up. I know for sure that im NOT ALL OF THE ABOVE. Im just interested in seeing how you will behave.*wink*>>> Not a bad idea but you are already disqualified because of your name MamaOmpha.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 05:06

ahahaha Kele u finishing moah... Preshii aowa man...just say you were flying kante why o Explaina..? Uthandakabi ukuexplaina.

KeleFabulous
13 Nov 2007 05:08

eish Lerata ke mosadi wa ice cube oo...no class whatsoever!

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 05:08

Lerata my gal please retype your reply in a clean version cause am deleting that one..!

Lerata
13 Nov 2007 05:09

askies TDC!

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 05:09

kwa kwa kwa @TDC... uwrongo, uwrongo khazi... already disqualified because of your name... kwa kwa kwa

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 05:14

@ Spice: I'm serious girl...wena ne Dr White Pillow...what's up?...hi hi hi hi hi hi...

@ Pooky: Kaloku Pooky (love the sound of your name)...I decided to abstain a year ago because I just wanted to take a break from it all...besides good men who aren't intimidated by who I am were scarce, I had to keep saying no to the chance-takers...uyazi mos...abaka Jordan (read her blog, you'll see what I'm talking about)....until I met "him" 4 weeks ago....he's adorable (smiles) & makes me sweat rivers of living water in places I thought had dried up....

Our first kiss was fairytale-like, I am soo looking forward to the song we'll be composing together....Friday is too far...***sigh***

MamaOmpha
13 Nov 2007 05:14

eish Lerata.  Y be so vulgar.   Couldn't you make your point in a ladylike manner.TDC mara y u discriminator against my handbag.(son).  I can still give u good luving.

Lerata
13 Nov 2007 05:14

Botagwa: I love my beer for the bitter taste, di cocktail di sugar too much and end up being in the bathroom the whole night. Keep it simple and stick to what u know and you won't go wrong. 

Dibonga di confotable-Ha di tswapele, ha gi gwae n you wont see the back clevava cause everything is covered. 

Lerata
13 Nov 2007 05:17

Sorrry MamaOmpha! Apologies ma blogger!

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 05:19

Sorry TDC

monchooza
13 Nov 2007 05:20

Mina as Monchooza i want to go out on a date with a lady that can hold a conversation. not the kind that just answers everything you ask in a yes or no, bese uyathula and wait for the next question ngathi uku interview

monchooza
13 Nov 2007 05:20

Mina as Monchooza i want to go out on a date with a lady that can hold a conversation. not the kind that just answers everything you ask in a yes or no, bese uyathula and wait for the next question ngathi uku interview

tshepiso
13 Nov 2007 05:20

Not a bad idea but you are already disqualified because of your name MamaOmpha. itja tja tja tjaaaa uhhhhhhh!!!!!!! 
what wrong with that name? kwa kwa kwa!!!

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 05:21

MamaO its not like that yazi...hmm lemme try make a good example in ..!  You cant watch DVD's from a PC using windows 95 or 98. You need XP or Vista for the latest uyabona.

MamaOmpha
13 Nov 2007 05:23

Ya TDC araba phela.  What is exactly wrong with my name.

MamaOmpha
13 Nov 2007 05:25

TDC so what you mean is that Im old.

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 05:28

Well ke Preshiii lets just hope when the time finally arives for that moment you so impatiently waiting for uzobe esazi istory sakhe and angathi gqhi nomzukulwana whe tolotjie causing you to abstain for another 20 years coz of shock.

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 05:30

"i want to go out on a date with a lady that can hold a conversation" @ Moncy, ngithi mfanana, keep thinking like that coz u are on the right track.

@ Tox, wherever u are, I hope u know that u are highly missed!!!

spice
13 Nov 2007 05:31

I see sungone is having a blonde moment (ya'll know who )
Lerata chomi I missed your comment ,was it that bad maar ,dont worry there's sungone who holds the crown when it comes to staff  like that (mathlapa) ,Monchooza my monch monch you'll be glad to know that i'm as talkative as they come ,just organise a lil sungthin  for the two of us you'll see what I mean hi hi hi  and be warned (I wanna get down but not on the first nite ,I don't get down on the first nite(in monica's voice)ha ha ha

Msoe
13 Nov 2007 05:31

Yazi im reading all yours guys replies and shaking my head. All i can say is that there must be something wrong with you if you sleep with a man on a first date. But i think a lot of people dont understand the word DATE, if you dont than i will tell you. Kuchaza ukuthi "You are getting to know each other" and that is why kuyiwa kwi date. We blacks (i didnt knw which other word to use) tend to adopt western styles but fail to practice them as they are sifune ukuzishintsha to suit us wherelse kube kungezona ezethu. Uku-dater is a western culture, not to sleep with a guy on the first date is also a western culture. So why not practice it all the way? If kukuhlula than quit all together, uhambe uyojola emfuleni and shag there.Shoooo!people

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 05:31

Eish Lona mara you putting me under difficult circumstances. Ga ake itse kereng ebile... okay lets put it this way...! If thats what you want a hookup then thatswhat you will get... which you wont forget..!! ehehehee !

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 05:33

Well ke Preshiii lets just hope when the time finally arives for that moment you so impatiently waiting for uzobe esazi istory sakhe and angathi gqhi nomzukulwana whe tolotjie causing you to abstain for another 20 years coz of shock

A ha ha ha ha ha ha...i hi hi hi hi hi hi...Pooky Thixo wam! Tolotjie....ndaligqibela nini that word!

Gucci
13 Nov 2007 05:39

Ooh Baby, I'm coming for ya!  *In Beyonce's voice*

KeleFabulous
13 Nov 2007 05:41

Mama O i think TDC simply means he goes for women who haven't had babies yet

Lerata
13 Nov 2007 05:41

@Spice- I am only allowed to blog during 1-2PM. Ba tlo nkoba! 1 written warning!

@Moe- "You are getting to know each other"  You can get to know how the person is  in bed, is there anything wrong with "GETTING TO KNOW " besides talking?

Lerata
13 Nov 2007 05:46

@Spice-The boy is mine the boy is mine-in Brady's voice!

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 05:47

Nah Kele not really.... its just the name. Its the same as if it was mamaKele ...I mean there is something in name that people never recognize. It describes a lot.

spice
13 Nov 2007 05:47

Ohh good I'm having a Gucci day!!!!!!!!!! Ooh Baby, I'm coming for ya! *and these words are meant for ............................................

Tshd21
13 Nov 2007 05:51

When I order Heineken dont order Castle Lite ga ke batle mosadi wa go nwa biri ke nwa biri. Order wine or a cocktail..! Oh and please dont order ya go tura cause you know you not used to it.. I dont want to see you throwing up after drinking some mix masala. Next time tlebe o jaiva strong le banna ba bang.. ...

I still do not understand gore what is wrong ka mosadi wa go nwa biri TDC !!!!$%^@!? Because le yona i'ts alcohol and as a liberated woman living in a very democratic SA, It is my choice!!! Ena yone e personal 99!

Le Good Gal
13 Nov 2007 05:55

You guys are amazing!!!! If anyone thinks they are cooler than you, then they must be FROZEN....

What u are saying is tru, a girl is not suposed to drink more than a man, & niba kuthiwa u are hotter than Usher, I'd never give it up on the 1st date, realy now, wouldnt u think that im a ho or thats what i do with everyone else? Remember guys , Good things come to those who wait.....

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 05:59

Tshidi ma larvh... thats my preference and thats the Bottom Line because I prefer so.

Gucci
13 Nov 2007 06:14

Kwa Kwa Kwa @Spice.

Cant u see?It's My way of saying I'm with u, I havent read the article...eish yazi!

Tshd21
13 Nov 2007 06:16

Why TDC ma larvh, why? What is so wrong about a woman drinking beer...Alcohol is alcohol mos?

GQ
13 Nov 2007 06:27

Interesting topic TDC & bloggers your responses just finish me. Nonke nje niyangiqeda:-)

Jah neh TDC ur standards bhuti...I wish you all the best in finding some1 that meets half if not all of them.

Jus to go off track a bit, can the guys & gals give their 2c on what they think on ladies that drink Beer & those that smoke, better yet on those that do both. I've noticed this doesn't go too well with most people? Are we being judgemental or have we been indoctrinated to a point yokuthi we forget to look at and appreciate umuntu for who they are & not what they do?

Preshiii
13 Nov 2007 06:31

Eish GQ...mna ingqondo yam idiniwe right now...will write an answer to your question kusasa neh?!...Lovies!

Le Good Gal
13 Nov 2007 06:35

Mhhhhhh..... this topic is very interesting indeed....

Mara why does Mzansi pple like to speak English, kodwa sizi darkies? 
One day we were @ this party then some guys approached us, they were acting like they were the guys from Backstage or something. One of them said " oh pholeez", my frend said " aint no police around here"

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 06:37

Mina u can drink I dont have a problem but responsibly like I do... as for smoking am not sure if I can tolerate it even though I have a bad habbit of doing it once am stressed or angry.

gaitsedi
13 Nov 2007 06:41

hei watla wa nkgopotsa those days

Le Good Gal
13 Nov 2007 06:42

Very interesting indeed....

Mara why thina zi Darkie sithanda i English?
One day we went to a party, then some guys came to us. We chatted, they were also darkies, but they spoke english like we were on Backstage or something. Then one of them said " oh pholeeze", then my friend said " aint no police around here"

spice
13 Nov 2007 06:42

GQ I once lost a boyfriend because of my smoking habits so what do u call that ?
I Quit smoking in case ya'll are wondering if I still do and it was not because of him ,it was my choice, I would have neva given it up for anyone not even john legend

Le Good Gal
13 Nov 2007 06:44

Very interesting indeed....

Mara why thina zi Darkie sithanda i English?
One day we went to a party, then some guys came to us. We chatted, they were also darkies, but they spoke english like we were on Backstage or something. Then one of them said " oh pholeeze", then my friend said " aint no police around here"

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 06:47

"Mina u can drink I dont have a problem but responsibly like I do... as for smoking am not sure if I can tolerate it even though I have a bad habbit of doing it once am stressed or angry." @ TDC, even if it's aDunhill Menthol Lights and not heavy stuff like insango????

sjura
13 Nov 2007 06:49

tshepiso
13 Nov 2007 06:50

@ TDC wena tota I can't believe it (smoking)

Tshd21
13 Nov 2007 06:53

@ Gq: Nna I have no problem with women who drink beer or smoke...I think our cultures contribute to the the reason why most people do not like the idea because some were taught that other things are just for men and if women do them, they become taboo....

I like Castle Lite a lot, it is my choice of alcohol and has been for a while...and since TDC, ke raya ena motho wame, a sa rate, I guess I have to look for someone who will accept me for who I am...or rather what I drink...

gaitsedi
13 Nov 2007 06:54

@LE Good gal u ngasho,iyoo they are worse when they came in USA,once uthi gu njani or dumelang ungathi u ya ba dina

Le Good Gal
13 Nov 2007 06:58

Hi hi hi hi!!!

sanas
13 Nov 2007 07:00

Preshii myluv if u want to shagg him  on Friday , mphe gal coz abantu abaninzi act as i they don't do these things.........ungazitorture(ishi)

Mambox
13 Nov 2007 07:02

Awe Le Good Gal ha ha ha!!!

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 07:10

mmmhhhhhhh ladies ladies ladies, siphisana ngenkukhu mahhala yini lana eTVSA kanti............???????hihihihi

"I guess I have to look for someone who will accept me for who I am...or rather what I drink..."  That's the spirit Tshd21.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 07:11

Annonymous whatever it may be..! I met this other DJ girl or a particular station at a party of a the station. I was sooo drunk that night and didnt mind that she was smoking next to me. Days after I already knoew who she is what she is like I was like...Oh lord this aint for me and that was it. Boss would ask where is your DJ gal..I would say nah... we were just having fun for that day.

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 07:14

Eishhhhhh yah ne!!!!

babygirl cute
13 Nov 2007 07:16

Le Good Gal..lol!!
This 1 tym this guy asked me out nd i was speakin wit my in eng. nd he came to me nd sed "Hello, er i want to speak for you, please give me a tym i want your life(meaning i want your luv), my friend cudnt help it she burst out laughing!!
I had to stop him( in zulu) from goin further...he walked off nd sed bengizoku nika i bank card yami!  

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 07:20

Mna shem i'm not a regular smoker,  i only puff puff away xha utat'khaya endifakela amastress, and when i drink ke i just get the urge to puff on some Dunhill oh and i also puff puff away when my stomach is too full  its helps  digest the food very quickly oh and when i want to lose waight in a wrong way i just drink my coffee and puff puff away, it supresses the hunger,well for me at least... ciggismokingtherapy works  wonders for me

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 07:26

But TDC, smoking is not who I am am, it is just a part of me that I enjoy (very much if I may add) & at the moment I don't see anything that is worthy enough for me to quit it.  In ur response there is a part where u say: "as for smoking am not sure if I can tolerate it even though I have a bad habbit of doing it once am stressed or angry"  why is it acceptable for u to smoke when u feel like it, but when a woman does it, she automatically disqualifies from being potentially ur lady???? Is that fair????  Why should u set standards for someone to live to, when u personally don't live up to those standards.  Don't take this TOO seriously, it's just that I am curious coz I am lady, I smoke (Dunhill Menthol Lights) yet I do not drink alcohol at ALL.  But I don't judge people who drink coz I know that nobody is perfect & if the habit is well controlled then why create a fuss about it.  Wena Pooky, I am not ur madam speaker, so stop nodding ur head & can I rather hear an AMEN since nawe bengikucanga in my response...............LOL

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 07:30

"I had to stop him( in zulu) from goin further...he walked off nd sed bengizoku nika i bank card yami!" @ babygirl cute, then u shud've taken the ghetto girl route & said: "hawu buya bokanti awudlaliswa yini???" then smile & take his card & say welcom to the real South Africa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hihihi...........ngiyadlala u did a good thing, that man was a looser from the word go!!!

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 07:33

Well Annonymous there is nothing wrong with it. It depends on individuals and can work both ways...! But personally a lady smoking sems not right and thats a personal feeling..!

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 07:33

(ingathi uyandibona nyani coz i was really nodding my head) AMEN, AMEN madam speaker AMEN kulondawo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lorrelai
13 Nov 2007 07:40

Hayi I'm finished, TDC u totally funny

Le Good Gal
13 Nov 2007 07:41

@babygirl cute,  u see what i min? what the hell forced him 2 speak English?  He was going 2 give u his bank card? Thats what all the loosers say nowadays....  These guys are jst so funny, its like making us laugh is what they do for a living.

myname
13 Nov 2007 07:42

Sorini 2 b out of topic maar the 2nd pic le yamakliveji le yalomntwana ungahlalisanga kakuhle ubhuti. Ingabe likhekhe lakhe eli ingathi li-trace(kile) in that tight black costume. And if lilo hayi sana li-fat (yivetkuk)

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 07:44

My final take on the matter
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i dont believe in dates esp the resturants and the stuff, but i wont mind taking you to Pick n Pay and you fill the troley with all this things, i wont mind paying le Spitz we can go as long as ke go rata and you showing me respect.
- food of most resturants i dont eat that is why i dont do them, i prefer pap and vleis.
to be cont...

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 07:44

Pooky my friend & others kindly report to Msoe's blog titled: "Whats up with o-sistaz abalahla emaclubbin" u have to see these pics NOW my friend.  Forgive me TDC (in my best khethiwe voice) vele wena u have been exceeding 100 replies all the time so allow me to do a good deed at ur fabulous blog.....*wink wink* 

oh about the smoking, I guess as the say: "Different strokes for different folks!!!"

spice
13 Nov 2007 07:49

Yeah Madenza o opile kgomo lenaka wena o monna wa mopedi very original thats the kinda men I go for

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 07:52

 kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa LMAO @myname... i think hi vetkuku yakhe no wonder ingathi ubuti ubidekile... he doesn't know wether to look up on the cleavage or down on the vetkuku and naye usisi uske wahlala gadalala

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 07:52

"i dont believe in dates esp the resturants and the stuff, but i wont mind taking you to Pick n Pay and you fill the troley with all this things, i wont mind paying le Spitz we can go as long as ke go rata and you showing me respect.
- food of most resturants i dont eat that is why i dont do them, i prefer pap and vleis."

@ Madenza, after reading this paragraph from u, I have decided to make it my personal mission to make u realise that Nonny is the one for u, I'll even sit kwama extra strong & watch all the soccer matches with u, and vele pap & vleis is my kinda thing............hihhhihhi

Tshd21
13 Nov 2007 07:53

Hi-hi-hi Madenza...ha-ha-ha Wa di busa bra yaka!

pushy85
13 Nov 2007 08:02

I love beer ciders make me vomit.

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 08:07

ubhiya pho Pushy85, doesn't it have a bitter taste and the breath in the morning after the night before, how do u handle it, and aren't u scared of the infamous phuza face????????

spice
13 Nov 2007 08:14

Eish that sodoma & gomora article has dissapeared ,askies Msoe ne but at least u have enlightened sum of us ! 
Nonny my friend it's all my fault i shoul have informed you earlier gore bannna ba bapedi are like that  no fuss no mess originality all the way unlike abo john legend (metro whateva) wanna bee's who ya'll are used to

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 08:20

Nonny my friend unless i'm having a blonde moment or am going blind i cant seem to find this article of msoe

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 08:21

@ Spice mngani - tleast we were the lucky few to see the Gomora & Sodoma article (and this time Pooky even had ithuba to say one or two words there, and not miss the article....LOL), and the funny part is that I had just finished typing another reply when I realsied that ayisasebenzi, I was so pissed coz all that energy could've been reverted elsewhere.......nx i-life ifana nama-dice!!!! 

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 08:26

Oh my bad, once agin Pooky u are too late, the article has been dissable, that's just shows how good it is.  Heres a tip, in future, u must be lightning fast, when a new article appears, forget the old one & sprint to the new one coz it just might be ur first & last opportunity to see it.  Got it Pooky my friend, no more lip ups now my friend, this has happened twice & enough is enough vha sana?????  Sodoma & Gomora article is the same one that Spice & I are talking about...........SORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY u missed it..........(Jam Alley Style)

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 08:27

I meant no more slip ups.

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 08:28

hi hi hi Annony mngani usile vha that's why i lurv you so much

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 08:29

Nony you said it perfectly, Sorrrrrrrry Pooky!!

spice
13 Nov 2007 08:30

LMAO maar Nonny what are you doing to my little one, Pooky my pookza ganthe whatz your problem you always miss the hottest article LOL

gaitsedi
13 Nov 2007 08:35

@madenza eeee kwa kwa LMAO, ba goutlwe banyana ba ko pitori

spice
13 Nov 2007 08:36

Maar  Madenza and Noony we have to give it to Msoe shim has balls the size of a church bell for posting that article .
 I wanda where she got those pics hi hi hi 
I could kick myself for not E-mailing it to my mailbox hi hi hi

pushy85
13 Nov 2007 08:37

it does have a bitter taste but i'm used to it,i thought you get iphuza face when you drink ciders.i know this girl ubuso bakhe ingathi yitumata ebolilleyo she drinks ciders only.that's why i prefer beer,@Anonymous.

Annonymous
13 Nov 2007 08:40

Yah, hey Pooky is taking too much advantage cos she knows I alway have her back, well this time I ain't telling..............I still love u though my friend(((((((((((CYBER HUG))))))))...........what I am doing is called tough love and I want u to learn ur lesson, u must be sharp like the Spicy One............wena Spice, I order u to teach Pooky the tricks of being LIGHTNING QUICK that I taught to u as well....

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 08:43

Maar Madenza and Noony we have to give it to Msoe shim has balls the size of a church bell for posting that article . >>> ahahahahaha Spice kante o sele soo le wena? Or you actually thought am gone neh? Or size of a what..?????

spice
13 Nov 2007 08:47

Sorry Mr moderator I really thought you were gone hi hi hi

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 08:47

@madenza eeee kwa kwa LMAO, ba goutlwe banyana ba ko pitori>> ba tla dirang?

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 08:50

Dan bare Telkom knockout emo Pitori according to kaizerchiefs.com so How about we make a date competition for the night? hi hi hi hi okare ka bona.

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 08:50

@Madenza nawe nangoku??? Maar i lurv you still too vha 
@Spice abanye abantu abanalaka and i guess i'm one of them, maar nawe i still lurv you vha, and please ngoku stop talking about that damn article coz indenza ndifune ukushaya ipuff coz i just wanna kick myself for missing it

MADENZA
13 Nov 2007 08:52

no my bra e ko Thekwini. the game ya pitori ke ya league on wednesday.

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 08:55

Kante bareng moo. Or ba jele Motekwane..?

http://www.kaizerchiefs.com/default.asp?des=article&aid=235353

Pooky
13 Nov 2007 08:55

Wena Annony umane undi briba ngalama cyber hugs akho, maar i lurv you still vha.
Spice you heard uMadam Speaker ke, teach me

Sdakamiswa
13 Nov 2007 09:12

interesting article &  responses,

If we sleep on the 1st date does this mean we are a couple if we hook up again after that.

Sdakamiswa
13 Nov 2007 09:12

interesting article &  responses,

If we sleep on the 1st date does this mean we are a couple if we do hook up again after that.

Sdakamiswa
13 Nov 2007 09:12

interesting article &  responses,

If we sleep on the 1st date does this mean we are a couple if we do hook up again after that.

Cande
13 Nov 2007 09:54

Lol @ dis article nd responses

Sdakamiswa
13 Nov 2007 10:14

apologies for the multiple posts,

forgot to mention, sex on the 1st date is cool, it doesnt tell me anything about you except that perhaps you wanted me as much as I wanted you, whats the harm in that, women are allowed to want sex as much as  men do............

on alcohol, i dont have any issues there, beer ciders hot stuff kaofela bring it on masidakwe..... with cigarettes eish the thing with cigarettes is the after smoking breath, its tough to handle, if u can take care of that cigarette smell i wont have any issues........

Tshd21
13 Nov 2007 10:21

I disagree with u Sdakamiswa..... Sex on the first date is not cool me thinks. The main point ya first date is to get to know each other personally, not down south...If we sleep together on the day, do I have the guarantee that u will see me again sometime? Because agreeing on the fistt date means I'm interested in getting to know u, which for u, could mean something totally different...like maybe u only wanted to get inside my pants, since it's done, what's the point of hooking up again???? 

I also think that's an easy lay, maybe after a  two or three days??...

Sdakamiswa
13 Nov 2007 10:32

if the sex was good + i like the personality u 'projected' on the 1st date am guaranteed to be back...... or perhaps maybe just for the sex......

Sdakamiswa
13 Nov 2007 10:39

forgot to ask wot will u have known about me by the 2nd or 3rd date to make it okay for us to shag?

Tshd21
13 Nov 2007 10:43

That is the reason why it should not happen in the first place...phela the personality "projected" on the first date is not necessarily the real one...in most cases, since u r going in for the kill, u aim to impress and a bit "on guard" not to say the wrong things...

and s for "just for the sex part"....there's more to life than izimanga u know??

Tshd21
13 Nov 2007 10:49

Sdakamiswa asked: Forgot to ask wot will u have known blahh....I will know ur surname and have been in ur company long enough to not be shy about my body flaws around u!  But me don't believe in one night stands, that could probably be the reason why I have a problem with first dates sex...

Sdakamiswa
13 Nov 2007 11:02

LOL @ there's more to life than izimanga u know?? 

Still i maintain, its always better on the 1st date then ill c if ill cum bck for more(than wistin ur time or mine) 

else the 3month rule, then ill c if u worth hangin around till the 3 month is over

its HALF PRICE TUESDAY, am goin to check THE KINGDOM.... im out....

Toodecent
13 Nov 2007 23:59

Hmmm what a debate Tshd and Sdaka... I agree le motho wame Tshd about everything there.

babygirl cute
14 Nov 2007 00:29

@NONNY, Ur ryt diff smokes for diff folks....lol!

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 00:45

Goodmorning babygirl cute, nice to see u are with us bright & early today.............LOL
But on a serious note, guys has anyone seen Spice or Pooky today, pls tell them to take a chill pill & stop hunting for controversial articles, it's still to early, the fun is yet to begin...............hihihi

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 01:47

Nonny, just arived apha emsebenzini, you know mos abodarkie nge African Time. Anyway hows you people doing

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 01:56

Nice to see that I am not the only victim of "Bantu Time" what can we do Pooky it's tradition to us thina bo darkie!!!!

Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 02:00

Annonymous...yazi mina am curious about knowing who you really are.

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 02:10

But TDC, I thought we were over the whole face behind Nonny saga, plz give it a break ngiyakucela tu.............*wink wink*

myname
14 Nov 2007 02:30

@Madenza can i b ur gilfreind? dont mind even if ukhona uNomonde i wil b fine if ndingukhwapheni dont mind sharing even the slogan says it all "lets share everything"

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 02:35

TDC you are starting another something manje... dont worry Nonny mngani nokuba ithi kanti uyi shleb or maybe kanti ungu the First Lady of SA or maybe a phly somebody or maybe a shimbody... hi hi hi  i dont care,stay Annonymouse as much and as long as you want my baby... the cute little lady i've created in my mind is enough for me and i lurv her to bits... and siyiyekile ngoku lendaba...

Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 02:41

Wena since u said u look like Gabrielle Union ...Did I mention that even if you look like her it doesnt mean you my perfect date partner cause am me..? hi hi hi

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 02:58

 and indeed ndiyafana naye... even cuter too...TDC  i'd given up a long time ago on being i  perfect date partner yakho coz i for one am a die hard fan yamafull panties and am wearing one as we speak.... i know ukuthi its a big no no in your long list of no no's... It does wonders ke for ama assets amu and since its pouring like crazy ke apha eCT  its keeping me nice and warm from my ribs to the bottom of my waist...

MADENZA
14 Nov 2007 03:04

hello everyone.

Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 03:04

ahahahahaha! uya ndifinisha....! Bathong Pooky!

MADENZA
14 Nov 2007 03:11

viva full-panty viva eish hi hi hi.

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 03:19

VIVA!!!!!!!!

Honeypot
14 Nov 2007 04:09

@ Pooky & Madenza Nami Ngithi VIVA full baklaza, there are days when you can not wear i -Yfm, Why thina kumele si impresse kodwa thina asi impreswa!

Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 06:32

Yoh...! Looks like evyone forgot that this was aboutmy preference not what guys want.

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 06:39

Pooky my friend, yini lena engiyibonayo, u are promoting ama PAMPERS aka ama FULL PANTY lana eTVSA??????, muza ukuziphoxa, I thought I had phuculad u a long time ago, kanti there is still a long way to go, lalelalanake sisi, AKUSAFAKWALUTHO manje, get it????............LOL

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 06:42

HEY GOOD PPL *WAVING* SHUUUUUUUUUUU, AM SO TIRED.. GUYS U AL ROCK U NO THAT.. EISH MAAN.. I HAVE READING UR REPLIES SINCE THIS MORNING CAUSE I WAS GOOGLING SOMETHING AND IT LEADED ME TO THIS SITE.... (CANT TELL WHAT) ANYWAY AM GLAD I MAGED TO REGISTER.. WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS DIFFICULT KANTE KULULA NJE..

BACK TO THE TOPIC.. TOODECENT U R THE MAN...LOL HE HE HE HE HE.... i MUST SAY i AM THE ONE 4 U, NO MAKE UP(WHAT THE F***8) NO BEER (HI HI HI HI *WINK*)
I JUST HOPE U FIND THIS WOMAN BUT SORRY IT AINT ME...LOL

Foxy gal
14 Nov 2007 06:43

ATTENTION NONNY!!!!!! your GB is full AGAIN!!!!! LOL

SuddenCute
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Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 06:46

Tell them mgani wami....LOL @ Annonymous..
SuddenCute welcome to TVSA kodwa nawe ngama caps... nah dont worry sana u were already disqualified because of yah name. If its sudden then whoknows it wont be there moore?

Bra Bizza
14 Nov 2007 06:47

AKUSAFAKWALUTHO manje, get it????....thanks Nonny about that i've been meaning to say it but you beat me to it.....weapons of mass destruction(full panty) are no longer allowed in the international community.

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 06:48

am sorry abt those empty replies.. i gues I was having a blonde moment*am i blonde*. hi hi hi hi

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 06:51

Sudden Cute, if u carry on like this u are going to give me a SUDDEN DEATH, coz of ur 101 blank responses & most importantly lay low on the inapropriate use of the CAPS lock function!!!!  By the way welcome to TVSA!!!

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 06:52

lol.. NO Toodecent.. it doesnt mean that lol....its just now that ppl recognise my inner cuteness bcoz i was always hiding in the closet..hi hi hi

Tshd21
14 Nov 2007 06:52

Welcome SuddenCute...will be visiting ur GB soon...


Hi-hi-hi Bra Bizza, why not? Phela those things are better ama g-strings and
t-strings...They hang on to your behind like there is no tomorrow, even when you flash, motete ga o tswele ko ntle, at least go tswa yona... 

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 06:53

am sorry Annonymous.. I was trying to get some attention.. my bad???

Tshd21
14 Nov 2007 06:54

meant better than, sori ama...

Porche
14 Nov 2007 06:55

Offcourse "AKUSAFAKWALUTHO" VIVA mapunapuna VIVA!!!!!...Go Kelly! Go Queen!

Bra Bizza
14 Nov 2007 06:58

@Tshd21....no no no no......its just not ok....its just not a pretty site to look at....

Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 07:01

Go Porche.. Go Porche.. hi hi hi.

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:01

Dankie Bra Bizza, I am with u ngithi phansi ngama full panty phansi..............LOL
@ Foxy Gal, thanks for alerting me about my GB, I am sick & tired of deleting day in & day out, so I am gonna register again at TVSA as Nonny and then all my people can holla at me there, how is that as a plan Becoz I am sure that maintaining two GB's won't be that difficult??? 

J-Girl
14 Nov 2007 07:03

ewe honeypot ewe y funeka si impresse? okokoko?
umtu mna ndoske ndimbethe ngeza way zaka Bridget (ku Bridget Jones' diary 1)
bone ba ufuna mna okanye ufuna le peinti!

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 07:05

hi hi hi hi.. i missed out man.. eish y did i discover this now..... *sob*
Tshd21. ur so right.. ama bunga are so comfy than the strings... u dnt have 2 wory about ur behind being out in public.. hell no.. especially those ladies ba sa tsebe go apara.. yerrr maaaan

Xhosa Chick
14 Nov 2007 07:06

Heeeee heeeee! Im LMAO and tearing up TDC! Shooo. Ok, let me finish the article now!

Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 07:07

J-Girl you are already disqualified and tranfered to the Madenza Club hi hi hi.

Gucci
14 Nov 2007 07:07

I have'nt read this article but when I browse I keep on seeing "I mearnt...." by Annonymous. LOL to that and from now on Nons ur 2nd name is Mearnt!!

Foxy gal
14 Nov 2007 07:07

@ Nonny is that allowed???? cos i think every Tom Dick & Harry will do that 4getting ukuthi they are not as famous as others (meaning u)!! hi hi hi

Toodecent
14 Nov 2007 07:11

Another thing...Honeypot and J-Girl this is what I said.. "Am hot blooded young man...a Virgorian so I dont need to be impressed. I know what I want when I see it so here is what I dont want to see from a women trying to win ma heart...! "  So bare in mind its not that you impressing me...actually dont even think of trying to impress TDC cause he knows what he wants..!

J-Girl
14 Nov 2007 07:11

welcome me Madenza! 
uyachazeka sho yi parachute nyan?

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:14

@ Gucci - Thanks for contribution as well as ur not going to be considered suggestions today, it's always good to be with u. 
@ Foxy Gal - it's just that there is no way to delete at one go in our GB, coz that way I could just start afresh, instaed of deleting 5 msgs & in turn receiving another 1O!!

tshepiso
14 Nov 2007 07:17

"viva mamponapona ka jeans"!  "viva T string ka mini skirt"! "phantsi nge Bhunga phantsi" 

welcum Suddencute! 

J-Girl
14 Nov 2007 07:18

ndikuvile ke TDC...

Ondi
14 Nov 2007 07:22

Hi Guyz!! I am new and have been reading your replies... I had fun and enjoyed so much and decided to be part of this crazy family, You all rocking but i think Annonymous and Madenza would make a great couple( Yhooooo niyageza 110%)

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:28

Welcome Ondi, me loves welcoming people to TVSA...........I know u are gonna love this place.  Oh & Madenza aka Denzy, I hope u are not the dlala kancane (slow coach) type, coz u heard the child, shim has a a very good vision, so mina ke I'm very old fashioned & I go by tradition, so plz I am waiting for u to ask me out.............LOL

tshepiso
14 Nov 2007 07:29

whoooooo! o tsena fela o setse o pick banna! shuuuu a o apere T string or BHUNGA?

By the way Welcum sweetie!

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 07:31

lol... tshepiso u r so funny... ha ha ha ha ha

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 07:31

... and i still say.. Alutha Continueaaa the Fullpanty Struggle... Viva FULLPANTY Viva.... Viva FULLPANTY Viva...   

belz
14 Nov 2007 07:32

Hayi suka tdc, why am i not allowed to drink beer on the first date, im a what you see is what you get typa gal, so if i want to drink beer on a first date why not?? if you dont allow me to drink beer on the first date then its immediately over!

J-Girl
14 Nov 2007 07:33

Hi Ondi welcome, hayibo for saying Nonny and Denzy would make a great couple...4 a moment i had my thots on Denzy but then again yi opinion yakho...
Ye Madenza joe I asked u a question...
TDC uphosiwe tsana ipaaraz are the way to go nowadayz, ndakxelela

J-Girl
14 Nov 2007 07:34

Hi Ondi welcome, hayibo for saying Nonny and Denzy would make a great couple...4 a moment i had my thots on Denzy but then again yi opinion yakho...
Ye Madenza joe I asked u a question...
TDC uphosiwe tsana ipaaraz are the way to go nowadayz, ndakxelela

J-Girl
14 Nov 2007 07:34

Hi Ondi welcome, hayibo for saying Nonny and Denzy would make a great couple...4 a moment i had my thots on Denzy but then again yi opinion yakho...
Ye Madenza joe I asked u a question...
TDC uphosiwe tsana ipaaraz are the way to go nowadayz, ndakxelela

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 07:34

I support u pooky..... VIVA BHUNGA VIVA

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 07:37

Annony mngani thank you very much for the birthday wish... went to iGB yakho to say dankie maar yet again the ship has sunken ... may-day may-day do something please....  you made me cry a river(in my best Justin Timberlake voice)...thank you choma

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 07:38

Annony mngani thank you very much for the birthday wish... went to iGB yakho to say dankie maar yet again the ship has sunken ... may-day may-day do something please....  you made me cry a river(in my best Justin Timberlake voice)...thank you choma

Xhosa Chick
14 Nov 2007 07:39

Yhu, J-Girl. I havent heard the name tsana in a long time! LOL

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 07:41

@SuddenCute A WARM WELCOME to you and thank you for the support combrade...

J-Girl
14 Nov 2007 07:41

VIIIIIIVAAAA!

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:42

@ Madenza, I am sure by now u know that I am not the patient type, so plz listen to Ondi, for Piets sake - she's new & first impressions count & wena J-Girl, I don't have a problem with sharing all in the name of togetherness of osistaz coz as it has been proven that there are more women than men in the world, so come along all the women that want Denzy, can I hear a HOLLA....................LOL
Pooky my friend, phucuka sisi, the time has come............so I repeat: "ngithi phansi ngama full panty phansi"

Tshd21
14 Nov 2007 07:45

@ amen sister Belz, amen *in Sis Ribs' voice* Ka  beer gone shame, nka mo tlhala TDC.

@ Bra Bizza: Choose which is a better sight: A bounga all the way up to my letheka or a g/t-string accompanied by my silver striped arse?

@ Ondi: Welcome my sweetie, but Tshepiso, ke raya ena ngwana wa ko gae, o right, o  tsena fela ka go picka banna! Huu-heee...A o batla gore ke opelele pina e nngwe ya ko Pitori? Hi-hi O amogetswe my love

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:45

Love u too Pooky (((((((((((((((CYBER HUG)))))))))))) and this time it's a genuiwine one, unlike the yesterday one when u missed iGomora neSodoma article.
And the ???? is the Spicy one, I miss her!!!!

myname
14 Nov 2007 07:46

VIVA GXAMSI

tshepiso
14 Nov 2007 07:48

@ Pooky I like to listern to ur comments but plz try to write that light Zulu u know mos. 
what/ who is tsana?

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:48

And where the ???? is the Spicy one. I miss her!!!!!

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 07:48

Ewe, Ewe J-Girl Viva nangoku combradekazi VIVA... (awulethi'' imbunga yam mbungam yam  awulethi' imbunga yam mbunga yam  awulethi' imbunga yam awulethi' imbunga yam mbunga yam...) VIVA

Gucci
14 Nov 2007 07:51

@ Gucci - Thanks for contribution as well as ur not going to be considered suggestions today, it's always good to be with u.  ??????????????????? @Annonymous

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:55

Pooky u heard Tshepiso, please be light on the Xhosa I'm sure she meant coz I am the heavy Zulu Speaking one.  But ke Tshepi, if we lighhten up on the Zulu, will u lighten up ur indegenous language??? If yes, then ok, if no, then the battle is on..................hihihhi...............LOL just joking luv. U know I was just thinking,  it's amazing the irony of life, when I fist joined TVSA it was like wonke umuntu was either Sotho or Tswana speaking in between the little English they wrote, but now it's like we are all speaking one language, ngiyanithanda nonke yazi!!!!!

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 07:55

Combradekazi Myname kwa kwa kwa.... ndaligqibela nini elogama lika gxamsi... hi hi hi

Bra Bizza
14 Nov 2007 07:57

@Tshd21 kante what about bio-oil???nna i like peace at my place so weapons are not allowed to enter at all...:)

especially in this season....how does one rock that thing mara??i've also heard through another site that FP constitutes to global warming.....

zozozo
14 Nov 2007 07:57

Ewe, Ewe J-Girl Viva nangoku combradekazi VIVA... (awulethi'' imbunga yam mbungam yam awulethi' imbunga yam mbunga yam awulethi' imbunga yam awulethi' imbunga yam mbunga yam...) VIVA..............Pooky u realy crazy u know that, can't stop laughing. OH! Dear happy Pooky ngwano, Happy happy Birthday 2 u *in Lilian Dube's voice*

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 07:58

@ Gucci, the answer to ur 101 question marks is - remember u suggested that my 2nd name must be "I meant" & I am saying NO to that suggestion, still need further elaboration my friend?????

Tshd21
14 Nov 2007 07:58

Myname and Pooky, what does Gxamsi mean???

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 08:00

ndaligqibela nini elogama lika gxamsi @ pooky nam sana...lol

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 08:04

"especially in this season....how does one rock that thing mara??i've also heard through another site that FP constitutes to global warming....." 
@ Bra Bizza, they are so right, iFP is totally unacceptable & it does constitute global warming, kusuke kushunqa ngaphansi kwalelo dilozi man, even my mom doesn't wear it any more, intead she opts for i-tanga panty (which is almost iFP, but at her age it's kinda acceptable ne???)
As for iBaby oil, all I can say is "ithatha kude yessesssssss!!!!!!!!!"

Foxy gal
14 Nov 2007 08:04

<<I have'nt read this article but when I browse I keep on seeing "I mearnt...." by Annonymous. LOL to that and from now on Nons ur 2nd name is Mearnt!!>> hi hi hi hihi@ Gucci this is funny!!! Yessus............ sorry Nonny but it is FUNNY!

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 08:04

Ok ke Tshepi my love, will ease up on the  Zulu???.. er er Xhosa ke vha maar only if you promise to ease up on the that other mother africa tong and concentrate more on the english side and this goes for uTDC as well, with him always speaking chinese  

MADENZA
14 Nov 2007 08:05

@TDC - all of a sudden i have a club!! mara o sa emetse eng ka article yela.
@ Belz an Tshidi - i will repeat alcohol ke alcohol, i you drink beer, why not on the first date?
@j-girl - you are welcome sisi mara the president ya TFpA( Tvsa full panty association) ke pooky nna ke treasure.
@Nony - fo sho.

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 08:07

Awu Sudden Cute, nawe usushaye ezasephalamende ufike nje (Xhosa), now I can see u feel at home, that's the spirit hey!!!!

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 08:11

@Tshd21...Gxams means a big a** Full Panty in xhosa
@zozozo... thank you for the befday wish sani

Bra Bizza
14 Nov 2007 08:13

nawe usushaye ezasephalamende....uyandifinisha Nonny with that line....

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 08:14

Awu Sudden Cute, nawe usushaye ezasephalamende ufike nje (Xhosa), now I can see u feel at home, that's the spirit hey!!!! @ Annonymous....lol.. hi hi hi.. yep I feel at home dear....hhhmmm i was abt to write xhosa then I remembered this words @ Pooky I like to listern to ur comments but plz try to write that light Zulu u know mos.
what/ who is tsana?
from tshepiso... eishh Bantu....lol

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 08:16

Pooky what is a person to do kanti, sishaya imother tongue, instead abantu bayadideka, sisha isingisi bathi sama Model C, kanti what are we gonna do...LOL  Mina I see this as ithutha  to create employment (man there is just way too many of our brodaz & sistaz suffering from unemplyment & living off iqolo shame........*shaking my head*) so how about lana eTVSA they hire ama translators, or better still make that part of the MODERATOR duties, I'm sure TDC & Toxy wudn't mind.......*wink wink*

Honeypot
14 Nov 2007 08:18

@ TDC (So bare in mind its not that you impressing me...actually dont even think of trying to impress TDC cause he knows what he wants..! )
 Well  well well u are the Man man, athathwa kuphi amadoda afana nawe, Kodwa don't forget ukuthi everyone has flaws, I wish I could  ask how many woman have u dated b4 but I wouldn't wanna b personal. Kodwa you are a hard man to please. however you are a gentleman though....

Annonymous
14 Nov 2007 08:27

Honeypot - igenge enjengawe in my language we call them "Amadla aphephethe" I like the way u responded above!!!!

SuddenCute
14 Nov 2007 08:27

eish i hate this time.. Tshepiso o sale sentle ne....ppl i wll def. b here 2moro 4 sho.. u alles hav a fab nyt........Tdc, do u have a lady in ur life? just asking?? ur standards r way 2 high.....

pinksoul
14 Nov 2007 08:32

bye bye bye... home tym.... you guys are so entertaining

Zazacious
14 Nov 2007 08:36

from one virgoan to another.wow great stuff man

zozozo
14 Nov 2007 08:36

Bye y'all have a fabulash bloggin' :-( .See y'all 2morrow wif ur outstanding replies, bye now *waving  with a face-down sadness waving*

Pooky
14 Nov 2007 08:37

@Honeypot that's why we love uTDC so much coz him is such a sweety pie and he's so cute and i think me is falling inlove with him maar i think him wont fall for me coz me likes them red lifsticks, ibase nama... uyayazi mos... Fullpanty... so me does not stand a chance.

 Madam Speaker / Chairmankazi of the TVSA Welcoming Committe,  thank you for raising that very important panty... er er sorry meant to say point, (eish this whole panty talk has got me confused) , its not a bad idea at all. Honorable TDC & Honorable Tox i hope you are listening ke.Some translators please

Gucci
14 Nov 2007 11:53

Dont worry Nons, I was just playing love. Wena Foxy uzobethwa nhe! 

Hayi ke these names: Abo MMS, Sudden cute(were u first ugly? LOL), Honeypot, Le Good gal. I am finished!

Toodecent
15 Nov 2007 00:21

and this goes for uTDC as well, with him always speaking chinese >>> hi hi hi Err now am speaking chiese..? ehehehe

Tdc, do u have a lady in ur life? just asking?? ur standards r way 2 high.....>> Newbie and already asking too much.. not a lady but ladies... Pooky,Annonymous,Tshepiso,Lerata,Belz,Gucci,Mabhebheza.,Tshd...err I wont finish if I count....them all.

from one virgoan to another.wow great stuff man>>> Thats how it is.. we perfectionists..!

@Honeypot that's why we love uTDC so much coz him is such a sweety pie and he's so cute and i think me is falling inlove with him maar i think him wont fall for me coz me likes them red lifsticks, ibase nama... uyayazi mos... Fullpanty... so me does not stand a chance. >>> I always hate doing cyber blushing hi hi hi hi. Thanks for da love guys...!
Tshd ka go rata motho wame mara biri I cant stand it... esecially on a first one..! Just keep it in mind hi hi hi!

Madenza..you know you have a club..Bonga Club..!
Monchooza and I --- are co-owners of umthandazo wa ma machine gun down...in the name of the lord. ahahahahaha

Welcome SuddenCute and Ondi..

SuddenCute
15 Nov 2007 00:29

Sudden cute(were u first ugly? LOL), @ Gucci... Not at all,itsthe inner cuteness that ppl r starting to c now. been hiding in the closet.. hi hi hi ...

Mrning ya'll

lepogo
15 Nov 2007 05:52

Hello Hi,I hav been trawling your website since tuesday.Got fired before I left.Rehired this morning.LOL.Anyone care to break my virginity by being the first to say hello hi?

Toodecent
15 Nov 2007 05:55

Welcome to TVSA lepogo....eer u just reminded me that this article still exist.

monwy
15 Nov 2007 05:59

I dnt like virgins, ziyasokolisa and virginity has become meaningless because you keep it for years and you loose it in 2 seconds, LOL

hi lepogo, welocomeeeeeeeee sisi!

Pooky
15 Nov 2007 06:04

WELCOME Lepogo!!!!!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 06:17

Hey there Lepogo welcome sisi & u are gonna have a ball & if u are sensative, kindly loose the sensativity or else u will loose urself in this crazy cool fun place called TVSA, this is the one & only "Madam Speaker / Chairmankazi of the TVSA Welcoming Committe" I love this name even though it's long & complicated coz it was granted to me by my friend & fellow Dunhill fanatic Pooky.  And TDC, wenzeni before u wrote this blog???? It's approaching nearly 300 responses now & it's going strong hey, I hope that u didn't go some Nyanga for inhlanhla (goodluck) u know; coz for most writers it's a mission to reach even 50 responses but wena u do it with ease kanjani ndoda????

myname
15 Nov 2007 06:23

Lepgo welcome home sana

monwy
15 Nov 2007 06:23

Chairmankazi of the TVSA Welcoming Committe

I wonder uvelaphi uChairmankazi coz sesim welcomile uLepogo, who's secretarykazi apha? ROTLMFAO

Toodecent
15 Nov 2007 06:26

Eish Annoymous mina when I first startted writing kwi TVSA I think I only hit a mere 24 replies but time has moved on and I have improved a lot thats why se ngishaya ama double platinum hi hi hi...! I hope it hits the 300 mark which I think will be the first here on TVSA (not sure) and now I have the greatest feeling doing well actually not bad at all but its going in slowly.

Thanks for da Larhv...Tladi mothwana just for you Mwaaaaaaahs...( hoping Tshd doesnt see this LOL)

Tshd21
15 Nov 2007 06:34

Too late TDC, I saw it!!!! But o setse o le motho wame anyway...Lol

Toodecent
15 Nov 2007 06:37

OMG... hi hi hi  Motho wame ke go rata lerato wena mos wa itse...! For you Castle Lite or No Castle Lite ....but not on a first date hi hi hi LOL

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 06:53

TDC, forget about ababtu be Castle Lite on the first date & concentrate on abantu be Dunhill Menthol Lights on a a first date & every other day.  Which means NO taking me out to reastuarants without a smoking area but atleast I shall be be sobber all the way coz angiphuzi ama castle lights.............hihihihi

Pooky
15 Nov 2007 06:53

@monway... dont  worry my darlie, i have already welcomed uLepogo on shim's GB and i have also explained to shim that uChairmankazi is unable to welcome them at this present moment coz she is not her talkative self today, so as uDeputy wakhe i did my duty ke of welcoming Leplogo on her behalf...

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 06:57

Dankie Pooky, I know u always got my back coz I always have urs..*wink wink*!!!!!

tshepiso
15 Nov 2007 07:02

he-e he-e he-e mn mnmn le seka la re hatlha nie? Tshd21 o nnake and o seke wa batla go nshapa ka tsena plz.

monchooza
15 Nov 2007 07:06

TDC sentse utsubile mfana?

MADENZA
15 Nov 2007 07:11

Lepogo lethamaga dumela.

mabhebheza
15 Nov 2007 07:21

Dunhill Menthol Lights....100 years perfectionist in tobacco... a dash of crisp a menthol selected tobaccos offers a dinstinctive.....\??????????........

Nons and Pooky u shall finish of the sentence or the any fellow bloggers who are members of the Dunhill society?

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 07:32

Well my love this is Nonny & I love me my Dunhill Menthol Lights, so I shall finish this EASY sentence for you:
"Dunhill Menthol Lights....100 years perfectionist in tobacco... a dash of crisp a menthol selected tobaccos offers a dinstinctive cooling sensation!!!"
@ Mabhebheza u have just made my day, let me go & have a puff for u & Pook as well!!!!

SuddenCute
15 Nov 2007 07:37

hi hi hi hi ooffers a dinstinctive.....\??????????........ cooling sensation.......I am also a member of the dunhill society... am I welcum??


Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 07:49

Oh Sudden Death, halala u are more than welcomed, u know I wish that there was a Dunhill representative here at TVSA to give Pooky, Mabhebheza, Nonny & Sudden Death a free years subscription to Dunhill ciggies coz we are proud supporters & damn I could do with a freebee like iDunhill............LOL

SuddenCute
15 Nov 2007 07:56

lol. Annonymous... hee bathong... gama lam ke suddencute kaloku.....not death....kanene uyak'thanda k'changa amagama abantu.......lol... u can just call me sudden not death.... wa ntshosa..hi hi hi

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:10

hahahah Sudden Cute aka Cutey, I am sorry Nonny is sometimes half blind & u know typing is not my thing, so I really don't know how I ended up saying Sudden Death, instead of Sudden Cute, but atleast my error put a smile on ur face he???? 

lepogo
15 Nov 2007 08:28

Erm..Errr,I am a man,I just dont think sisi applies to me....Me lady also drinks a bit more than me.Cant complain though,the results are mind blowing(excuse the pun)........

Toodecent
15 Nov 2007 08:39

Oh my word.... but yazi mina angina choice..omunye Castle Light omunye Dunhill lord of mercy find me a new gal hi i hi. Monchooza ke monate boy!
He bathong 8 more replies for the first 300.....? Who is the 300th person to win a date.. he..?

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:49

I will make u reach 300 with this one reply that I will repeat & I want to win a date with wena TDC & Monchooza as well as Madenza, then I shall demand a foursome with ya'lll!!!!

Annonymous
15 Nov 2007 08:56

TDC I made u reach 300 with just 8 (not done by mistake) replies & so are u Monch & Denzy up for the challenge............*wink wink* 

I just wanna say congratulations on being the first person to reach 300 replies TDC especially in a period of THREE DAYS, wow, u deserve it u are one of the most gifted writers becoz u know what the target audience of TVSA wants, likes & enjoys. 

Toodecent
15 Nov 2007 08:56

ahahahahaha tl tl tl tl tl... Annonymous its official you are baaaaaaaaaaaaad..! 8 replies alone..? Ufuna ifoursome..? Eish I just got a call that am booked for the week we supposed to have that date so it will be a 3 some hi hi hi.

But really your wish excluding the foursome my just come true...!

Tshd21
15 Nov 2007 09:21

Hi-hi-hi sorry for your efforts shame Annonymous, you might have reached 300....but  I've already booked him for the whole week. U gonna have to wait, ke tla go siela Lol

Tdc: What time r u picking me up motho wame?? pls don't be late...again...I know gore u have a habit of rocking up 2 hrs late...but this week gone ga ke batle go utlwa sepe!!

carino
15 Nov 2007 09:32

Tshd21, ke eng, yanong??? Calling my man motho wago, like that? My baby and i are gonna be quite busy next week. I just called him, now, he cant go out tonight, he's working, hey,le yena, lahvin his job too much... so, the next two weeks are for cuddling. 
You are not getting a piece of him... Nonny isnt either...

Brown Shuga
15 Nov 2007 09:37

Gosh, where do I begin....ke batla ho bala bathong...

mabhebheza
15 Nov 2007 15:32

i just got a call that im booked for the week @TDC ...*deep in thought*
 i just wonder who it is????????/monate thwa or is it monazwha thwa...pls inform the 2members 2b ready 4a phenominal exquisite mind blowing ,,,thrilling sensationsl event .

NB:Alert pls dont dream about me,,,,,,u might b addicted 2the mwah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mambox
15 Nov 2007 23:49

Guys if i may stray out of the topic a bit...does anyone know what happened to Gugs?

Toodecent
15 Nov 2007 23:52

ahahahaha! You guys are so crazy... I am not being booked by anyone as far as am concerned for any date cause no formal proposal has been sent and I havent sent out any invoice to anyone....!

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 00:48

Siyakuziba TDC!!!

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 00:59

Morning Annonymous... Guys thanks for all your support and your encouraging words nonny hope i will still write more interesting and innovative articles. But You guys rock... i cant believe we have hit more than 300 replies... so what do we call that... Tripple Platinum...????

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 01:06

Yes we call it "Triple Platinum" and don't forget guys the most replies & the biggest contributor to the success of any FABULOUS article is Nonny!!!!!

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 01:07

By the way morning TDC..............*wink wink*

monchooza
16 Nov 2007 01:23

so when are we going on that date?????????????

ZiyashaLa
16 Nov 2007 01:29

Eish!! 300 and still goin strong!! isho mfethu uye kwisangoma??? TDC ure rocking the house and the family is loving it!!

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 01:30

Mina ngingu ever ready Monchy!!!!

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 01:35

Morning zithandwa....*my head is poundind* Nons r u joining me 4 sum puff & pass?

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 01:36

Monchooza dont you think cause Nonny doesnt wanna reveal herself she will snt someone to go on a date and not her....? Thats the thing about this win..ehehehehehe! She must reveal her identity on the competition continues...untill the 400th reply wins it with a positive identity ahahaaha! Eish now am being too ambitious  400..??
Ziyashala akukho Sangoma la.... its la TDC la Magic...!

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 01:38

TDC I think I will call this blog i-"STARRING" coz it's like abo John Travolta no Steven Seagul ayifuni ukufa coz it seems that no matter how quick the other articles come & go, shame coz others don't even survive 30 minutes, but lena it is surviving days & I have a funny feeling that even on Monday sizobuyela kuyona!!!

MADENZA
16 Nov 2007 01:43

someone please tell Msoe i said thanks for the Pics.

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 01:44

@ Mabhebheza I've already had my puff, but I don't mind another puff.......LOL
@ TDC, I can't believe that u still use every opportunity u get to know the real Nonny, the thing is if I reveal then my medem will know that during cleaning time I am busy bloging instead of slaving around in the house, then I do a fast cleaning in the house mese ngiyarobha!!!!

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 01:46

@Msoe Madenza says thnx for the pics!!!

ZiyashaLa
16 Nov 2007 01:47

Uhhhm and i wud luv 2 feel sum of la TDC la Magic!!!! mybe we can beat la 5 rounds ka laMadenza... kno wat i mean? *wink wink*...!

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 01:48

ahahaha! Dan u must be flippin Gappy now....! Ngathi ngiya bona...yaka kelly its on the Closet door and others on each and every corner of your room. O padile boy ahahahahaha!

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 01:56

Uhhhm and i wud luv 2 feel sum of la TDC la Magic!!!! mybe we can beat la 5 rounds ka laMadenza... kno wat i mean? *wink wink*...!>>> Now you been over ambitious...! i dont do that mina ngumthandazi.... and taken.

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 02:01

TDC, stop being "igwala"

MADENZA
16 Nov 2007 02:03

wa swa ntate.

ZiyashaLa
16 Nov 2007 02:07

ai ure a hard one 2 crack but ke ngsayakothatha amandla!!

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 02:11

Madenza i copuldnt agree more...! Mina i wanna prove kabelo wrong with his song "abo ngwana" and i always do h hi hi. 
ai ure a hard one 2 crack but ke ngsayakothatha amandla!!>>> Am not sure if i know what this means..!

Ondi
16 Nov 2007 02:22

Hi everyone, Woza weekend  Woza full panty... VIVA Gxamsi Viva hahahhhha

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 02:34

If anyone sees Pooky & Spice, plz tell them that Nonny loves & misses them a thousand & tree times today.  And that they better be planning to show their fabulous personalities here within the next 2 hrs, coz that's how long I'm gonna be around lana eTVSA today.

KeleFabulous
16 Nov 2007 03:11

TDC i can't believe this article went this far! he banna! to think that i started this and u ended up with the rewards. shoo!

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 03:19

hi hi hi hi Kele u killing me softly...! Akere nna I just did my own reply ehehehehe! Yah neh i also didnt believe it can. and nou am planning this other one but specifically for next week.

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 03:20

Goodmornig beautiful,understanding  and forgiving people of TVSA. I am the personal assistant to Pooky and i've got a simple   request from her royal pookylicious self:      

PLEASE  forgive me for just dissapearing on ya'll like that yesterday,beacause i spend so much time apha kwa TVSA i totally forgot about amadeadlines ami and had to drop everything to finish them.  Please understand and forgive me my beautiful people. I would also like to say, congratulations TDC on reaching Tripple Platinum, you see, i told you that ela sangoma i had refered you to would not dissapoint,oh and he said i must thank you for the two chickens and the goat you sent him and that he sends his regards and that his door is always open for you wheneva you'll need his assistance again.

monchooza
16 Nov 2007 03:24

TDC "ungapheli moya san" 400 we are coming. and wena Nonny we will have that date in Tembisa. Madenza & TDC nizilungise

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 03:32

Monchooza am still holding on.... about Nonny mina i dont wanna be part of murder.. she cant handle it! hihi hi hi so am out of that one!

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 03:39

Hey Nonny gal thanks for the love a thousand and tree times((((((((( CYBERHUG))))))))). Sad to hear ukuthi you're leaving in two hours??? maara why???i'm very sad kengoku maar as long ke as i've got my other blogger friends i'll be OK.  

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 03:41

kwa kwa kwa Pooky my fre, this is the kinda thing that I've been missing u for.  Did u see the I left in ur GB this morning??????????

babygirl cute
16 Nov 2007 03:44

Elo Nonny!! ohh he-e usufuna u Medenza manje ngoba nakhu kuthiwa.....
Benguthi mna nawe we are on a mission to put abo daddy's lives in shambles lol...*wink,wink*
2 Suddencute& Ondi: just lyk me u are new AKA: Bosho! 
welcum guys, eva since i found this site ,ive luvd cumin 2 work....nditya imali yeBoss!!! nd i always get paid ova tym(its neva for work reasons)

babygirl cute
16 Nov 2007 03:48

Elo Nonny!! ohh he-e usufuna u Medenza manje ngoba nakhu kuthiwa.....
Benguthi mna nawe we are on a mission to put abo daddy's lives in shambles lol...*wink,wink*
2 Suddencute& Ondi: just lyk me u are new AKA: Bosho! 
welcum guys, eva since i found this site ,ive luvd cumin 2 work....nditya imali yeBoss!!! nd i always get paid ova tym(its neva for work reasons)

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 03:51

@ TDC, can u see that I did not only push u 300 but now I am steering u to 400.  Ngeke I really DESERVE to be greatly rewarded for my hard efforts!!!

@ Monchooza - u know Thembisa is not my kinda place, how about Randburg rather???...........oh no, on second thought for u & Denzy I'll even come at Thembisa.....get that.........(come at Thembisa,,,,,,,,,,yes u dummies, there is a pun intended!!!!...........LOL  I guess it will be a threesome instead of my initial foursome wish cos evidently TDC is just way too chicken of the things I'd do to him..mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh.*imagination running wild hey???*

@ Pooky, phela I use my tradition alot when Ifeel lazy at work.  I am leaving early to pamper myself, but as far as the bosses concerned I am leaving early to go to the farm & have a major function for my ancestors (better known as umsebenzi in our lingo)........hihihi..............the fool fell for that lame story!!!!

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 03:57

@ Babygirl cute, stop cramping my style, izolo I only replied 8 times coz TDC was short of 8 replies to reach 300, wena what's ur excuse for replying kangaka today, are u fast tracking him to 400................LOL
Oh & babygirl, don't worry mina I've got tons of mission and le yabo "daddy" is still on the top of my list vha??

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 04:03

@ TDC, yazi in a hours time I'm going home, & then u shall see that it's true when they say: "U never know what u have until it's missing"  Only then u will realise that u shud've been brave enuff to accept my foursome offer, coz I honestly am the most contributor in reponses to this platinum blog........my assitant just counted my response & they trully are the most.............hihihi

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 04:07

Attention,attention,may-day may day - the ship has sunken... again, i repeat, the Titanic has sunken again....ova

 and  hhaaaaaa mngani umsebenzi?????kwa kwa kwa... usile wena... oh and

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 04:13

Thnx Pooky, I'm off to my GB to delete once again!!!!

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 04:13

Helping the sister out 2reach 400...phela if u win the award NoNs i will accept it on ur behalf  phela uzobe u busy e Thembisa with ur 4some..

Ayeye uvile ukuba u Madenza ubetha i 5rounds..wena TDC im watching u like a Hawk (uze ulinge nje ube part of ukuncola),,,,Moonch tshaba tate while u stil can walk,,,Nons has a energy  supported by Dunhill haai... kuyafiwa lapho

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 04:16

Yah mngani umsebenzi, what can I say I'm creative like that............LOL

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 04:19

kwa kwa kwa @ Mabhebheza u are killing me....hihihi

SuddenCute
16 Nov 2007 04:25

molweni bantu.. how r u all???/ Annonymous can I join the 4sum? he he he he he

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 04:35

Kodwa SuddenCute, if u join, then it won't be a 4sum...............LOL

SuddenCute
16 Nov 2007 04:40

ewe sana.. it will be 5sum hi hi hi.. so is it a yes???/ lol

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 04:42

heyi wena SuddenCute hintoni kengoku lena ufuna ukuzifaka kuyo?????????
Why     ufuna ukuzi includa kule Gomora & Sodoma mix....  three sums and foursums and five sums....oh bathong i'm too young for this freakyness happening here??????  Annony your GB is still full!!!!!!!

witty lady
16 Nov 2007 04:50

Suddencuteness, uthanda kabi uk'gala uyazi mixta (mayonnaise)
lomtwana!! thusang tlheng shuuu!

SuddenCute
16 Nov 2007 05:02

ha ha ha ewe i love izinto zabantu kaloku....

oh bathong i'm too young for this freakyness happening here....@ pooky.. lol  just say it uthi uya gala nawe,...hi hi hi *wink8

witty lady
16 Nov 2007 05:09

Galas!!!!!
*tsheging*

monchooza
16 Nov 2007 05:09

kuncono ngiyojima right now.....

Dimago
16 Nov 2007 05:10

great article...!

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 05:15

Tlogela Gym....eja lefura mfana wami. Get bo di short ribs they have lefura or oje la kolobe to add a few extra pounds. ahahahahahaha!

Annonymous
16 Nov 2007 05:15

Pooky my love, there is sum space in my GB now and I saw ur msg, thnx angel, I'm outta here and I'll see u on Monday.  Sudden Cute & the rest of the lovely newbees I'll chat to ya'll on Monday.  Nginithanda nonke......((((((((GROUP HUG))))))
And Monchy...........plz report to ur GB!!!
@ Denzy, Foxy, Toxy, Amazing, Babygirl cute, TDC, Mabhebheza,witty lady & others Happy Friday & from Nonny nggithi Happy Fantabulous Weekend.......peace!!! (thank Gaad I did this & saved myself a trip to all of ya'lls GB's....hihihi..ngisile ne???!!!)

witty lady
16 Nov 2007 05:16

monchooza, who's gijiming to where?

witty lady
16 Nov 2007 05:16

monchooza, who's gijiming to where?

Toodecent
16 Nov 2007 06:17

Eish waza wahamba uAnnonymous.. now we running short of 39 replies...! Great article indeed Dimago remember its done by The Great One...ehehehe!

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 10:38

I

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 10:39

shall

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 10:40

post

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 10:41

wow Annony left and i guess she took everyone else with her... dont worry TDC you'll get to Fourple Platinum noba kutheni you're almost there khazi... i'll  make sure of it.

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 10:41

9

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 10:43

mabhebheza i see that you're also still here khazi... masiyizame leway khazi

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 10:44

replies 

masincede Pooky Friend only 34 replies 2go

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 10:47

andinethwe Pooky chomie my fake muriri is a mess thiza wam ...
pls post a hair dryer ...whilst we are trying 2reach Fourple Platinum..

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 10:50

thiza shem bhebhe i wish i could, that's what you get ke wearing them fake hair hi hi hi... you pay the price... are you in Joburg???

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 10:53

Mabhebhe thiza wam only thirty more to go, wow this feels like those last 30 minutes before iNew Year...almost there...

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 10:56

yebo yebo 

...ngoku this wetness ivusa izintwala...ndiyalunywa itloko le,,,:
:-(

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 10:59

this wetness??? he he he... mabhebhe almost thought you were talking about them other things that get wet very quickly sometimes*wink*... he he he

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:00

pls zoom ur eyes on that pic of the lady in a black tight catwoman suit apha kwi le article .....jeez my eyes r just starring at one disturbing sight...hi hi hi 

unesiphiwo,,pha kulandawo????//shuu upakile straight way..!!!!!!!1

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:00

pls zoom ur eyes on that pic of the lady in a black tight catwoman suit apha kwi le article .....jeez my eyes r just starring at one disturbing sight...hi hi hi 

unesiphiwo,,pha kulandawo????/shuu upakile straight way..!!!!!!!1

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:04

usis'batywana Pooky ..LOL the wetness... 
can u imagine if the guys like TDC ,Madenza,Moonch etc..beneknona goku they wud feast ngale statement se Wetness!

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:05

he he he... in other words mabhebhe une Vetkuku... hayi shem she's gifted kulondawo nyani... eish some people are gifte ne... he he he... and uyambona no brother wothukile kulondawo...

mayo
16 Nov 2007 11:07

hey there mabhebheza no pooky hayi nizizibatywana noba yi 2,, kodwa la ntombi inayo straight shame i agree,,,

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:10

Mabhebhe i think we are allowed forrr ba sithethe about these things(wetness) at this time, ku late mos... and i think if TDC were here(Gaaad bless his sensitive soul whereva he is) ebezokuthi "this isn't fun anymore" maar ke akhakho... so we can go ahead and talk izinto ezisileyo... whateva it takes to get iFourple Platinum ne ???... hi hi hi

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:11

he he e he Vetkuku ...LMAO...angithi sisoka sombhako..
Hey hey Mayo *wavin g*waar was jy...mehlomada!

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:14

Hey Mayo uselapha nawe kanti.... good ke... maar why did you decide to only join us whn we started talking about laway(wetness), ustout wena... wenza ingathi awuyithandi le topic

DJ Why why
16 Nov 2007 11:17

Hayi girls, mna i thought that was part of the outfit!  *clasping mouth* could it really be real? 

Mh! I would feel so uncomfy around guys like that, now that is showcasig what you have. I mean cn you imagine the uninvited thoughts males that do nt know you would have. Hayi kodwa as our house matron @ res would say, "a woman needs to leave somethings to men's  imaginashon!".

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:20

LOL @ isonka sombako

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:23

17 more to go guys... hi hi hi  Dj Why Why you've been quiet the whole day and nawe you only decide to join us now because of this very wet topic... nawe ustout mos ne...hi hi hi

mayo
16 Nov 2007 11:25

niyazi mos i get fascinated by these things,, yhu guys im working till 10 ngaske ndenziwe wet ngoku yazi!!! hi hi iVetkuk,,, nisile nina,, hayi wethu sizogroova ngoku akekho ugogo!!

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:25

i second u on that  Pooky..when the cat is away the Mice shall play..*dancing around*
Dj Y.let alone b unomfy around guys ..what about nje yona (upako) being uncomfy shuuu..upitsekile strong!!!!!!

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:25

Maara guys if i may ask, for those of you who are still at work... what the hell are you still doing there at this time... well mna i'm waiting on Mr.,  what's your excuse

DJ Why why
16 Nov 2007 11:28

Di Pookza lahv, what have you got planned for the evenning?? 
Idrought apha eKapa kodwa! It's the kind of "UKOMA" that cannot be removed by the Vaseln Intsve Cr Lotion.

Where do you go for eye candy??? Do you know of any hot spots??? I need a replacement as in gester!

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:29

uvile ke TDC, siya groova akekho ugogo, VETKUKU till we get to 400 IYOoooooooo

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:32

Dj Why Why... i'll be heading  to eGallery Cafe okanye eCubana... dont know man... maar i'll mos def be here central...not in the mood tonight for very loud music... just wanna chill with my boo kaloku i'm still getting spoiled for my befday 

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:33

haai Pooky Mr ukulindisa emsebenzi till ngelixesha,?? yhu haai *shaking my head* uphi Gal Jozi nawe? ..mina im at home zihlobo going out later ,,,ayoba yoba

hi hi i got a hair dryer enwele zam ziyoma .. Dj Y which drought r u talking about,,,

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:37

Mabhebhe,hai shem he's only gonna leave at eight njena... maar dont worry i'll make sure that he pays ngalaway later on for making me wait this long, anyway nam ndiyayifuna and ndiyi thanda over... so ndixolela ukulinda... hi hi hi

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:38

meant his only finishing off at work @8

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:40

we can make this easier guys yazi:  I'll start with
392..who's next with the following number until  400?

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:41

siya groova akekho ugogo...Umkile,,,saka saka Pooky saka...
tsiki tsiki ..*weee*wee tsiki*tsiki(scratching the disk) Dj Y bathathe gal phetha udumegazo.
jaiva ngathi umenyiwe...

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:41

oops, meant 395....

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:43

F***off awumenywanga...

DJ Why why
16 Nov 2007 11:45

Dj Y which drought r u talking about,,,. That would be ukunqaba kwamadoda! as apposed to inature to appreciate....Oh GAAD! You did nt  think?? U stout wena Mabhebe. Yho! I can only imagine what @ TDC or shall i say "the meaow" hi hi, will feel when he sees what you girls have done with his property....LOL.

Phofu @ MaB which *meaouww* were you referring to?...when the cat is away the Mice shall play

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:46

3 more to go guys.... dont give up now we're almost there....TDC you can thank your lucky stars we are here

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:47

394 oh am i late,,,the is  race that we must run  for a victory  2b won give us power ever hour to be true..*in Jabu hlongwana 's Voice*

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:48

HALALA HALALA   HALLLLLALLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... NOW I KNOW HOW THE BOKS FELT WHEN THEY WON THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
400 !!!

DJ Why why
16 Nov 2007 11:51

iStout girls! Was a ball being wich'all!  last time i checked it was 398 so i suppose it will 400 by the time this hits the cyber space waves! Have a great time @ Pookza. I am gonna do DVD s till the morn!

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:51

MY WORK IS DONE HERE.... TDC WHERE IS OUR TROPHY

Pooky
16 Nov 2007 11:54

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YALLLL , THAT WAS GREAT FUN.......C U ON MONDAY... MY BOOOO IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 11:56

yeepee ayoba yoba ..saka nyuka rishapa,,niyo grooova no Zandi!! no Wiity goodbye zihloba salani kahle...holololo halalala ,,,,

*singing* Changes in my life.... i got by sideeeeeee

mayo
16 Nov 2007 11:58

yeah i see u guys were rocking while i was off on tea!! can u believe it,, so ure going to town XC suggested that so ull be seeing her there i might be there im just waiting on a call,, he Pooky TDC should give u guys free drinks!!!

DJ Why why
16 Nov 2007 12:09

Hayi girls...enjoy the rest of the weekend till next time. It's dvd time for mwha!

mabhebheza
16 Nov 2007 12:09

400 hooyii hooyii ..faka safty belt wena seku quba minje Nonny ukuphio sana we have done it 400 halala hololo ...
Sibatshelile wema helele ma uyezi Fourple Platinum yelele ma ..
TDC uskhosho ,,,tsiki oi oi uskhokho not a boy ,,,,,
Cleo Song*Goodbye* ,,,,naa na na *whislting * luv u guys nitey ...Pooky hamba bayoku phula qolo...ngiqigoqo usungiqwa abafanyana,,,,

Cheers y'all

mayo
16 Nov 2007 12:16

well i guess im alone now guys hey i wish i could act all sick now!!! 
TDC there u go guess ull have a GREAT FEELING NOW NHE!!! NGOBA MANJE USISKOKO MTSHANA,, IBREADCRUMB HI HI HI 

BYE YALL

so what
16 Nov 2007 12:37

iyooooooooooo,tooo much of a thing is boring,i wonder how come other people find job,aaag maaan,is boring sizwele mos

monwy
16 Nov 2007 13:15

peeps, u're stil here?

Toodecent
17 Nov 2007 02:43

think if TDC were here(Gaaad bless his sensitive soul whereva he is) ebezokuthi "this isn't fun anymore">>> Its a Saturday and no one is here on TVSA laughing my a$$ off at what my stars Mabhebheza,Pooky and mayo did.. Record breaking " can someone please call Guiness books...????? hi hi hi hi... Guys i love you all and thanks for all the support.
To those who are hooking up a few more hours from now...am sorry i cant make it niyabona am actually at work....from here I need an ice cold Green beer bottle be it heineken, Marzen Gold or Amstel.

Annonymous
18 Nov 2007 23:58

Pooky & Mabhebheza, u guys are ridiculous I can't believe the fun u guys had without me on Friday, I have organised u both a free one year subscription of Dunhill Menthol Lights, curtesy of TDC, he is so thankful of ur contribution to putting him in the Guiness Book of records...........(even though Nonny is the one he is most thankful too)..........*wink wink*

faraimagic
19 Nov 2007 09:16

well  this was fun.........how did i miss this????oh i was recording a dvd...guess who's gona be on yo tv's??????????you know where you heard it first!

ok i have to read this again........................i will be back

faraimagic
19 Nov 2007 09:22

TDC   do you know gore ke415replies here wow! ugenius mos????

Toodecent
21 Nov 2007 01:37

TDC do you know gore ke415replies here wow! ugenius mos????>>>Not really... its the support you guys give me.!
Nonny I believe you have read Sodoma le Gomora...and that ish is one of the things anyone musnt think would impress me.! Well will alcohol in the process there may be charges but minor ones .... then moore its back to square one.

mabhebheza
20 Feb 2008 12:18

Pooky Buzum that was one hell of a night ...hey?memory lane ..*sigh*


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