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Da balck womens budget

Written by poetic from the blog Lonto iyiyo on 31 Oct 2007
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the black womens Budget ?
what is the bck womens budget ?
err ? tell me when you find out cause they don't budget !! Mara .... Mara ! MARA! make the mistake of asking themn for money or new clothes and they tell you it's not in their budget .

this place is so cold yo . Mara who watched that show on Sabc 3 last night ? the one sorta like Csi mara it aint ? intresting *bleep!* yo . mara what time does it end because it started at half eight and still hadn't ended at nine so i didn't watch ANTM . loved it though because it had thi whole pledge initiation thinggoing . it's been along time since i last heard about initiations . School initiations , yo . they always intresting . 

I heard Andile has a song and the song sucks . I haven't heard it but he shouldn't have . because now he can't be critical of other peoples music . alhough technically he wasn't because he always said nice things about peoples albums when they suck ie the Nhlanhla album . love her line though mara it ain't original . sorry . another South African who can add yet another wann-be on her title is Ms Mbau . Wanna-be rich , wanna-be mother , wanna-be old-money , wanna-be classy , wanna-be ms High class pity love cause we all know it's not real , you're an attention seeker , a sad person with no real self value thats why you have to tell us what label you wearing or what car you driving or where you gonna be at this weekend really thats not how it's done but really love you hould see a shrink cause wena behind the high class bitch ad is a sad , sad girl who doen't know who she is . Oh and save your money girl cause you gonna get old and themba's gonna leave you like he did his last wife , BROKE . and with no toilet




135 Comments

Zazacious
31 Oct 2007 04:38

what happened?how did you get from the black woman's budget to SABC3 to Andile's song(i like it anyhu)focus

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 04:44

Somebody call 911 ...

belz
31 Oct 2007 04:47

let it all out Nastix, in no particular order at all.

Dimago
31 Oct 2007 04:47

hmmmm....where's TDC?

monchooza
31 Oct 2007 04:52

Dialling.........9.....1........1........thank you for calling 911 how may i be of assistance? eish please hold sisi u TDC ufuna ukukhuluma nawe..........here you go Mfana tell them your situation.

spice
31 Oct 2007 04:53

No this is very interesting lets hear what nastrix is saying comeone nastrix tell us what is really bothering you sweety maybe we can help you see we have all sorts of proffesionals here on tvsa

tshepiso
31 Oct 2007 04:55

iyo iyo yo yo hee monna a wa ikutla ge o bala. listern hear before you send an article go through it read it twice and understand yourself. banna motho so, then budget, then movie ,then Mbau what is your story man? 

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!
please ba ba leng gaufi please call and ambulance. Dr Shabalala's patient did escape,

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 05:07

thanks moncho.. "human on the loose mad being plz help!"
911 : u call will b forwarded as soon as a sangoma is available...plz wait..?

Porche
31 Oct 2007 05:11

TDC please help Nastrix...??????????

Segololo
31 Oct 2007 05:14

Mpoderators! Moderators! Help! Help! Help!

luvlatta
31 Oct 2007 05:15

I think Nastrix has beef with 'Miss Mbeu'! 
@Nastrix: you dont make sense, r u sure you're oK?....Sorry, it all makes sense now................Someone PLEASE CALL 911!

Weiss
31 Oct 2007 05:17

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ROFLMAO Ha! Ha! Ha! BLACK WOMEN'S BUDGET - Andile?? Nhlanhla?? Khanyi Mbau?? Let me move on.

tshepiso
31 Oct 2007 05:21

Nastrix, you got a (lesokolla) problem o ghape (vomit)

Porche
31 Oct 2007 05:24

Is Nastrix & Nastradomus the same person? coz this happened last week Wednesday with the artitle "I FINALLY DID IT" it was all over or they are smoking the same thing on Wednesdays...

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 05:31

Been thinking where the tax money goes all of it..you see now them guvment have computers and internet in Sterkfontein to add damage even first year students leke nastrix use them Eish!!

Preshiii
31 Oct 2007 05:36

@ Nastrix...congrats on having the courage to write your own blog...whether its socially acceptable or not is not the issue....having said that...keep up on honing your writing skills & whatever you do...learn to discard whatever is spewed by the naysayers (some of them have written nothing but poison disguised as "constructive criticism")  Unfortunately there are many in this beautiful TVSA Site.... 

mayo
31 Oct 2007 05:36

lol @ nastrix coz kuyabonakala ukuba ubhidekile nyani!!! baphi abantu ncedani bo!! ok i think i know,,, Nastrix r u in CT?? it can be the heat coz its really hot this side,,, otherwise if not ,,,,,, someone pls call 10111!!!

MADENZA
31 Oct 2007 05:38

Hai bafethu mara

MADENZA
31 Oct 2007 05:38

Hai bafethu mara

andi01
31 Oct 2007 05:39

IYHOO NASTRIX IYHOO (in v-mash's voice)

WhiteSockGirl
31 Oct 2007 05:39

ROFL... YOU GUYS!  You certainly know how to spice (no pun) up a day...

'Somebody call 911 ...'

'let it all out Nastix, in no particular order at all.'

'Dialling.........9.....1........1........thank you for calling 911 how may i be of assistance? eish please hold sisi u TDC ufuna ukukhuluma nawe..........here you go Mfana tell them your situation.'

'No this is very interesting lets hear what nastrix is saying comeone nastrix tell us what is really bothering you sweety maybe we can help you see we have all sorts of proffesionals here on tvsa '

classic... love it... only on TVSA

J-Girl
31 Oct 2007 05:40

hi hi hi...yo kusiwe apha maan

tshepiso
31 Oct 2007 05:44

mara forgive him go go na ntlo e senang segole. GOOD NEWS
please find the attached letter of refferal. 


To:                   National psychiatric hospitals
From:              myself
Date:              effective immediately 
Subject:        MAJOR DEPRESSION: NASTRIX

It will be highly appreciated if you can attend this request in an urgent manner. The above-mentioned patient should be tranfered with immediate effect to a neaby psychiatric hospital, due to the results of being a virus to the network which serves the Bloggers nationally. 

sorry for any inconvenience.

kind regards, 

management

KeleFabulous
31 Oct 2007 05:45

*sigh*

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 05:46

I have been on hold for 25 minutes... damn 911 why am I paying tax?

mayo
31 Oct 2007 05:46

hey J-girl yimeko sana iyamekuza kweli cala lika Nastrix,,,

MADENZA
31 Oct 2007 05:52

How i tested Nastrix.
-I drew a Door on the wall and i asked Nastix and his friends ko Wes-Koppies i.e TDC to exit through that door, people tried their best but there was no way they were going to come alright but Nastrix was standing there layghing like mad.
MADENZA:(thinking that he has heaked) why are you not trying to get out.
NASTRIX: they are all stupid i am the one having the key to that door
( so yah we have tobe patient guys)

Kim Possible
31 Oct 2007 05:57

@ Nastri - WHAT WERE U THINKING hahahahahihihihi.

@ Tshep - LOL


Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 06:01

Madenza I will take that as a publicity stunt but hey ahahahahahaha!

boogy-babe!
31 Oct 2007 06:10

shame Nastri,maybe u were thinking different things at once,hmmmm.

mayo
31 Oct 2007 06:16

ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha ha!!! Nastrix pls respond!!! lol @ Madenza

Pooky
31 Oct 2007 06:17

Annonymouse, Xhosa Chick ,Sponono where are you??? i can only think of you guys when i see things like this: I managed to translate/explain Nastra's confusion last week maar le  is just too hard for me...... hayi i give up.
Tshepiso uyandibulala man, damn girl

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 06:20

nkos'yam. Uphambene uNastrix!
Nastrix, dear, we have a Doctor here on tvsa. Her name is Beyonce. Please, my love, Im begging you, ask her to write a quick prescription for you. She may even give you a discount. Please seek help.

J-Girl
31 Oct 2007 06:22

*sigh* hai amathumbu abuhlungu ngoku kuhleka - ngeke Madenza ngeke!!!
Nastra I'm sure u just wanna crawl into a dark hole and sit there till everybody forgets this but mchana... ERROR...

Pooky
31 Oct 2007 06:23

...u call will be forwarded as soon as a sangoma is available...plz wait... tl tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa... TDC i'm growing a sixpack coz of you.... hi hi hi*wiping tears of laughter from my eyez*

Lekese
31 Oct 2007 06:26

Yho you TVSA guys crack me up.

Porche
31 Oct 2007 06:27

Nastrix you are bound to be sick if you go around asking black women for money & new clothes that is sick...You are not suppose to sit inside a fridge it not for human beings that is why is cold...We've got other channels you do not have to watch SABC 3 only unless kunespikiri esishotayo ekhanda...Do not believe everything you hear that is why uhlanya go and buy Andile's CD... UKhanyi shem ndimuvela ubuhlungu uma engadibana no NASTRI sizakuxoxa ezangomso ngabo.

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 06:29

I hope Nastrix takes all this madness as a Welcome to the land of TVSA fun. But am still on hold......911.

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 06:29

Pooky my friend fear nomore I am here now, tell me kwenzekalani lana????

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 06:32

Dear Nastrix: 

Your last paragraph is the part that concerned me the most in your "blog". Sana, Im worried about you. My advice: stay away from your tv screen, 'coz ngoku uqhawukelwe! Uyabona?

Just to assist  you even further, ( my middle name is Good Samaritan) , I won holiday vouchers last week, and if you supply me with your details, I will gladly courier them to you instead. YOU need the holiday more than me, PLUS Im doing my humble duty as a fellow human being, and tvsa member. (Ndifuna izibusiso for the up-coming festive season. My gaaad.)

From your humble friend,
XC

spice
31 Oct 2007 06:33

Guyz I bet Nastrix /Nastrodomous is sung where laid back gulping sum Peroni  cause shims name sounds like that peroni advert what does it say again mabloggaz

Lerata
31 Oct 2007 06:33

Nastrix proberly changed his/her username after all yalls responces! Lenna ke le ene I wont even bother responding.

Kante why le ira ngwana o mong so? That is why I was wishing for bravery-Poor nastrix is devastated by now!

Lex
31 Oct 2007 06:34

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!
please ba ba leng gaufi please call and ambulance. Dr Shabalala's patient did escape
@ Tshepiso,wa jampisa gore o dula mo Maftown.

@ Nastra WTF????????????????????

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 06:34

Madenza: I heard that joke in 1994

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 06:38

XC it was 1984 not 94 hi hi hi

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 06:40

TDC mngani wam, try 10111

Lerata
31 Oct 2007 06:41

@ Tshepiso,wa jampisa gore o dula mo Maftown.
Kgale ke e bona kgang eng, ko Bophelong! Ebile o itse le gore ke Dr Shabalala a dilang ka stuff se! hmmm! 

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 06:41

TDC, I wouldnt remember that far. I was in a cloth nappies in 1984!

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 06:47

Eish, TDC, what was I thinking? Tax or no tax, they wouldn't have answered the phone anyway. Dr Beyonce it is then. 
Nastrix : Hope you have a speedy recovery, va?

mayo
31 Oct 2007 06:50

lol @ XC was wondering where u were!!! xa kukho igeza elinje apha endlini!!! ncedani bo!!! remembering ingoma ye Malaika those of u that are in jozi guys kwenzekani ngo Jabu!!

mabhebheza
31 Oct 2007 06:52

911.. @TDC: ur called has been transferred to the highly recommeded sangoma  thank u 4holding 4 record and quality purposes ur call will be recorded  u going through ..
*intro song* abangulayo bayeza kusasa bayeza*...

Siya ..Thokoza baba*clap hands* ngibona ngathi kukhona ungumangazayo ekhayeni lakwa TVSA..asincitheni amathabho...Vumani bo ma Bloggers


Pooky
31 Oct 2007 06:53

Annony mgani andinamazwi for this,no comment ...  i'm still.......tl tl tl.........  i'm still...tl tl tl tl tl tlllllllllllllllll.... i'm still... he he he he... i'm still on the floor khazi... hi hi hi hayi .....hayi blogger of the year goes to Nastrix

Pooky
31 Oct 2007 06:57

 SIYAVUMA, SIYAVUMA

tshepiso
31 Oct 2007 06:59

of course ke kasi yame eo ke bloma daar. phela life ke mahala teng moo. ke datana le other ou topie . eish life is easy ko Maftown

Pooky
31 Oct 2007 06:59

SIYAVUMA SIYAVUMA!!!!!!!!!!! klapping hands, SIYAVUMA

Sam2say
31 Oct 2007 07:01

@Nastrix, agaa shem!!!!!!
@TDC, have you got help as yet  fot this poor blogger , please someone help this b4 something hectic happens to her/him.

9...............1.............1

spice
31 Oct 2007 07:01

hey people I asked what does the peroni advert say at the end ,ok XC u always come to my rescue pls help 



Nas Nas dont mind them they need more help that you do . I  strongly suggest you get help from somewhere  else this is clearly not the place as you can see the moderator is still on hold for 911, tshepiso is actually a patient not  a doctor,XC beleives she is a samaritan ,read 'Porsche's reply its scary,thats just the tip of the iceberg really my friend take my advice and update me on your recovery progress as soon as you get help
Luv spicy

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 07:04

hi hi hi hi..Hi mam klap klap..siyavuma.. Am looking for help a friend of mine..opps well someone needs help shim is at  Tvsa.co.za no1 the next short right from u in an internet cafee.

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 07:06

(Guys, umntana wabantu is ILL okay? ILL. And nina niyamgezela. This is not right. What happened to ubuntu? Heee?)

@ Mabhebheza: SIYAVUMA!

mayo
31 Oct 2007 07:06

Bloggers I have to bounce now coz im not at work and these people are tired of my outburst here so ndiyahamba!!! we still love u Nastrix nhe
just that we are concerned about your mental stability!!! and your creative writing skills!

Sam2say
31 Oct 2007 07:14

Nastrix u kuphi na???? get out of that hole and bring that gun while you at it......................to use it on yourself ha ha ha ha hah hah !!!!

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 07:17

Ok the blogger has been initiated.... welcome to TVSA Nastrix this people here are mad so dont ever take things they say to heart, its pure fun. Congratulations on hitting 60 replies from your first, controversial, untlhaloganyeble (forgot the Englishman word for this) article. Most of these bloggers didnt even hit a mere 20 replies... hi hi hi. Conrat again... you could vecome a good writter only if u make ur articles more constructive...

You are welcome to ask me any questions.. eg: adding pics.

TDC...

am leaving now.

Pooky
31 Oct 2007 07:17

PERONINASTRA

Mizana
31 Oct 2007 07:29

Guys you really know how to make sumone's day, I've been cracking my lungs out  - your replies ... I hope NAstri- risko wont take this seriuoly coz she will loose it and emergeny helicopter to take her immediately.

Thanks guys ... sorry Nastriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikooooooooo

mabhebheza
31 Oct 2007 07:32

Sangoma; *burping* hee-ii heyeeii,,,Nastri nganayemi ukhathazekile emoyeni

 ppl dont seem 2understand ur trying 2show them the light but b4 u nid 2make ceremony n invite TDC he will arrange the rest of amadlozi wela kwa Tvsa bese give Spice cash 2order enaf Peroni's 4the bloggers ...vumani bo 

Toodecent
31 Oct 2007 07:34

Siyavuma...hi hi hi hi. U are all bunch of crazy people!

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 07:34

TDC wrote: " Most of these bloggers didnt even hit a mere 20 replies."

Yhu. You just HAD to expose a sista!

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 07:35

SIYAVUMA!

Pooky
31 Oct 2007 07:36

mamhebheza yhoooooo... yhooooooo u'r killing me.... SIYAVUMA, SIYAVUMAAAA

ngwana
31 Oct 2007 07:52

Been thinking where the tax money goes all of it..you see now them guvment have computers and internet in Sterkfontein to add damage even first year students leke nastrix use them Eish>> you are going to get me fired. 

i havent laughed this much in a while.

Nastrix wa roka maan


SIYAVUMA

Mxhosana
31 Oct 2007 07:53

I really don' know on which one to comment, i'm kinda confused myself. Let me go and think abt it.

monchooza
31 Oct 2007 07:54

ooh and Mabhebheza there must also be a Jameson so that we can do the imbeleko for for our dear Nastri, azokwazi ukushintsha isibongo

Renegade
31 Oct 2007 07:55

Guys do u notice that this poor guy is even afraid to say anything to y'all? Shame, he's scared...lol

Hai, nna i ddnt get this kind of welcome, and i'm glad...!

buttabee
31 Oct 2007 07:59

Nastrix mad a run..

This was a gr8 read.. I shud try one if these myself. Im sure it was very therapeutic. Mara u shud try be a lil bit more positive. Coz ur exremely emotive rant about Khanyi also says a lot about you.. but i'l leave it at that :)

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 07:59

Shim has changed his/her username

spice
31 Oct 2007 08:00

Mababes i thought u were one crazee  chick now I think u are a lunatic ROTFLMAO  "mababes the TVSA inyanga to the rescue "

mabhebheza
31 Oct 2007 08:04

NAstri i can give u ivela bamthande..smear it at the eyebrows and mix it with Vaseline Blue Seal bese uyafuthu bese uyacatha 1x a day 

make sure u dnt overdose Nastri otherwise u will nid Sdakamiza 2help u 
Monchooza NAstri wil bring HEnessy Jack D,Johhnie Walker blue as uvulamlomu... 

Thokoza,makhosi amakhulu,

gaitsedi
31 Oct 2007 08:06

ganthe we le etsa ngwana e mong sooo.
@nostrils ,dont worry Ms mbau she will be be be

ngwana
31 Oct 2007 08:09

At least i dont have to apologise for going off the topic;

Shem heard on radio that Mpho (Mpho & Mphonyana) is 21 years old today. 

Weiss
31 Oct 2007 08:09

This is what Nastrix has to say:  Dear TVSA bloggers, By creating an article on tvsa I hoped that my writing skills will improve and you guys will keep encouraging me. **sob** sob** - My dreams are shattered because of ur nasty comments. You guys are MEAN! MEAN! MEAN!

Just for your information, I will keep posting blogs - whether there is a psychiatrist or a sangoma. Tell Dr. Shabalala to f**ck off. Tell that blood sangoma & f**cking 911 that Nastrix is not scared. I AM GOOD & READY FOR ALL YOU - COWARDS. What have I done to deserve all your bad comments. What is wrong with a simple article called "Da balck women budget". Please note - Da balck - not black, BALCK - can't you guys read. Consult your dictionaries next time & READ PROPERLY.

From

NAST - NAST- Nastrix

Lex
31 Oct 2007 08:10

wena tshepiso e sale ke botsa gore o pathologist kae,victoria,bophelong or gaufi le spar.I wann hook (sorry for hijacking the blog,y'all can pretend I'm crazy like Nastry)

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 08:13

Weeee ma! 
Weiss where did you get that letter?

Porche
31 Oct 2007 08:13

I think he is still inside that fridge... Nastri phuma efridgini uzokuzifakela okunye ukugula phezu kwaloku okusixakile. SIYAVUMA MAKHOSI... DUNHILL pls I do not do isnuff. Cheers guys.

buttabee
31 Oct 2007 08:15

Uyaxoka u weis... Coz im Nastrix.. The balck was typo.. u imposter..

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 08:17

LMAO at Weiss comment kwa kwa kwa, Nastrix I can't wait for u to come out of ur cacoon - S'funukwzi ukuthi what's up with u???

spice
31 Oct 2007 08:17

Weiss sweety how much did u get paid to be nostrils ooops mybad its nastrix(LOL) 's spokes person and come here and give me a big cyberhug((.....................)) mchwaa I have not forgptten that today is your last day maybe is a good thing maybe you'll get cured from tvsacrazisyndrome LOL

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 08:21

SIYAVUMA MAKHOSI... DUNHILL pls I do not do isnuff. @ Porche, SIYAVUMA kakhulu bho, ezethu no Pooky phela lezo othetha ngazo!!!

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 08:23

Weiss my friend, don't forget me coz I will never forget u....see u next year when u return HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY New year - in classical darkie style, since uzobe ungekho....

Tshd21
31 Oct 2007 08:27

Nastrix, o tsenwe ke eng mme gone??? Hi-hi-hi

spice
31 Oct 2007 08:30

did I hear sungone mention i snuff pass it on fellows I take the green and yellow one thank you very much *sniff sniff*H.................EITIA...................HE...............ITIA MAKHOSI (claping hands) Gaad this is sum heavy isht ,pass the JW wena monchoosa hawu hee this imbeleko isht is tight all thanks to my newly found friend Nastri ,Nastri you are the shim ,you are the shim

monchooza
31 Oct 2007 08:31

oooh and Nastri ukuze uthandwe where ever you go hamba uye ku ZOLA 7 and ask him ukuthi uyithenga kuphi le deep yakhe ne Stameta uzoba sharp nawe like him(zola) abantu bazokuthada hi hi hi hi tl tl tl tl .........kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

monchooza
31 Oct 2007 08:37

nostrix siyakhipha moss kulo mcimbi wakho, thatha spice mara ungashayi ama short(ungagwinyi) ngoba angikaphuzi mina i just opened it ukuthi kuqale wena ungazothi ngino mgggoobholo

sweetie my baby
31 Oct 2007 08:38

Nastrix - don't be overly stressed - tvsa readers are a tough crowd to please, but they're a fun bunch - don't take it too seriously, and look for the constructive criticism beneath the sarcasm - the article was a bit all over the place (okay, it was REALLY all over the place). 

you had an interesting topic (black women/budgets)  - just focus on what you began talking about - and you'll be fine...

soon, you'll be one of the site's slickest writers!!

enjoy the ride!

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 08:39

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa @ iStameta

Xhosa Chick
31 Oct 2007 08:40

And you would know ne Sweetie My Baby?

Weiss
31 Oct 2007 08:41

Guys it was a bit hectic today @ the office. @ Xhosa - trust me I got the letter from the man himself Nastrix. Porsche stop being nasty if you know what's good for you. buttabee we both know who you are & u are not Nastix - COWARD. spice & Nony - You know how much I love you guys- I will never forget you guys. 

I never got a chance do what I promised you, Nony but hopefully I will get back next year & TVSA will still have Nony & spice & I will make other friends. Thanks for your love. Wishing each & every one of you guy Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. 

Love Weiss.

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 08:45

Nastri you are the shim ,you are the shim @ Spice uyabhedha wena....hihihi & guess what Nastri is 7 replies away from reaching 100, hows that for a Bey's newly "special"patient. *I'm sure u guys know which definition of special I'm refering to*

Pooky
31 Oct 2007 08:48

Its always sad to say goodbye... byeeee WEIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! till nex time.   Maar thanx to Nastrix your day was filled with crazy laughter ne.

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 08:48

Thanks Weiss, Spice and I ain't going nowhere,actually when u return next year I will be the CEO and Spice will be the Managing Director and this place is gonna be crazier than now..............

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 08:49

By the way Weiss it's okay abt the promise u didn't fulful, vele promises are made to be broken...*wink wink*!!!

Porche
31 Oct 2007 08:52

Line 6 on his article Nastrix wrote: this place is so cold, I am not trying to be nasty Weiss I thought he was inside a deep freezer "sorry am I bad" I guess there is one place that is cold left now and am not going to communicate with a ghost anymore. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you too Weiss.

edgards
31 Oct 2007 08:52

Order ,order comrade ,order com, what is this thing. what is this verbal Diarrhoea ,maybe this Nastrix person need a fix
"I heard Andile has a song and the song sucks . I haven't heard it but he shouldn't have"
This is personal go get a life for yourself and stop boring us.

spice
31 Oct 2007 08:54

Well said chom yam well said we aint going nowhere unless theres a mental blogga institution sungwhere then we'll be there

Annonymous
31 Oct 2007 08:58

Bye everyone, ngiyanithanda nonke, but for obvious reasons ngikhonze abantu besilisa more than the women *wink*

sweetie my baby
31 Oct 2007 10:29

@Xhosa Chick - don't go there, girl- don't do it!!!!  ha ha ha ha!! i've just come out of recovery! ha ha ha ha ha!!  bloggers are harsh, yo - it's tough being dissed, this poor guys head must be REELING!!  

this was my personal favourite - from belz...had me giggling for about 3  hours...

let it all out Nastix, in no particular order at all. 

Nastrix, os'kwa fela pelo, sweetheart, it gets easier - TRUST ME. this is the voice of experience speaking...

Beyonce
31 Oct 2007 10:47

LoL...

Sorry XC, this child is beyond repairs! Try mortuary

buttabee
31 Oct 2007 14:54

LOL.. see ya weis.. Twas great while it lasted. 

sesikavincent
31 Oct 2007 15:14

ya you crazy bunch for real and thanks for making me laugh........i hope u Nastrix is out of the freezer cos isikhathi sokulala manje

sesikavincent
31 Oct 2007 15:18

LOL........read Nastrix  blog for the second time and i must say this guy seriously needs help .........cant stop laughing

tshepiso
01 Nov 2007 00:38

@ Lex o kile wa bona kae post mortem e dirwa ko gaufi Spar? hi hi hi wena le Nastrix le a tshwana.
@ Spice I am not a patient but a doctor you state it wrong. 
@ Nastrix darling print that referal letter I swear you will get help very soon. if u don't mind tell me wher u are I will organise all the necessities for u.

Xhosa Chick
01 Nov 2007 01:35

Tshepiso you're a Doctor?
Hayi ke ngoku!

tshepiso
01 Nov 2007 03:15

XC unfortunately the person who help me with adminitration work in not in today, I will scan my qualifications and my practice number and send it to you. 

believe it or NOT is up to u

spice
01 Nov 2007 03:25

I 2 WILL ALSO CAN MY PROFILE AND SEND IT TO YOU SEEING THAT IM A MODEL MAYBE YOULL HOOK A SISTA UP

spice
01 Nov 2007 03:26

I 2 WILL ALSO SCAN MY PROFILE AND SEND IT TO YOU SEEING THAT IM A MODEL MAYBE YOULL HOOK A SISTA UP

spice
01 Nov 2007 03:31

Tshepiso you said you  went for an interview sumtime this week what was it fo?

Xhosa Chick
01 Nov 2007 03:40

Tshesa Tshepiso!!!. If you're tellin the truth dawg (in Ajax voice), then Im happy that we have TWO Doctors on tvsa. And, ummm, Im gonna need a consultation...Check your Guestbook!

tshepiso
01 Nov 2007 04:05

@ it was for CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER  - forensic pathology as I am recently a senior pathologist, unfortunately I didn't make it. 
@ XC sorry! I am dealing only with corpse (ditopo). NO CONSULTATIONS.

sponono
01 Nov 2007 05:46

<<let it all out Nastix, in no particular order at all. >>


LOL Belz you wrong fo dat,....hi hi hi....LMAO

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 03:30

was just browsing and ended up LMAO at some of yall replies especially uMabhebheza with the sangoma thing..........heish nisile kodwa man.......

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 03:30

was just browsing and ended up LMAO at some of yall replies especially uMabhebheza with the sangoma thing..........heish nisile kodwa man.......

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 03:30

was just browsing and ended up LMAO at some of yall replies especially uMabhebheza with the sangoma thing..........heish nisile kodwa man.......

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 03:30

was just browsing and ended up LMAO at some of yall replies especially uMabhebheza with the sangoma thing..........heish nisile kodwa man.......

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 03:33

SORRY!!!

Nonny
11 Feb 2008 03:37

Yini manje Pooky, I thought sopmething BIG was happening kanti uwena nje uphethwe ukuphapha........LOL

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 03:46

nawe Nonny u-curiuos stoo much mngani......usebenza nini.......LOL????

sponono
11 Feb 2008 03:51

WSG...I'm LMAS @the same replies you mentioned
Spice..you're so right about somebody also being a patient NOT a doctor....remember the special people I mentioned before....they come in different shapes and forms, this time I can see  the signs of a schizo....anyways 
TDC...forget 911 your call is number 49 on the waiting ..they'll be with you shortly...meanwhile Nastri's article is gettin the attention twas lookin for..LOL

now lets see...there are coupla personalities in thearticle.....
there's Budget ...(trust me nastri is talkin about a person here...hi hi hi
there's Andile
there's Mara..???? mentioned coupla times must be a person
there's Nhlanhla
there's Khanyi Mabu
there's Themba
there's  somebody's wife Broke..who was left with no toilet

somehow Nastrix has combined these "names'" to make an article....INTRIGUING..(I SEE A SOAPY COMING...The Days SchizoNastrix...LOL)

tshepiso
11 Feb 2008 03:56

ya neh!!!!!!!!!! those days.

Teej
11 Feb 2008 03:58

LOL,you guys are Nasty hi!!!!!!!!!hi!!!!!!!!hi!!!hihihihihiihii

@Nastrix,what the hell were you thinking??????

XC and Mabhebheza,haai you guys niyangihlekisa yazi

Nonny
11 Feb 2008 04:00

"nawe Nonny u-curiuos stoo much mngani......usebenza nini.......LOL????".............Phela Pooky, mina I don't work hard, instead I work smart. Shame why did u ahve to ask me this question, now I am feeling guilty for my poor assistant that has such a heavy workload due to her boss blogging waya waya eTVSA and You Tube..........*shame ilife iyiskorokoro.......LOL)

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 04:04

@Nastrix,what the hell were you thinking?????? 
let me state the obviuos......................clearly she wasnt and that resulted in giving us a damn good laugh..

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 04:14

now I am feeling guilty for my poor assistant that has such a heavy workload due to her boss blogging waya waya eTVSA and You Tube..........*

you forgot to add there...... blogging and puffing waya waya............Nonny  wa abuse(za ) di staff waya waya.....tdc wud be so proud of my sotho

Nonny
11 Feb 2008 04:39

"you forgot to add there...... blogging and puffing waya waya".........Thanks buzum Pooky, but how could I forget the most important aspect, that's the puffing waya waya part, and on that note I'm due for another smoke break!!!

mabhebheza
11 Feb 2008 04:41

Yey..!2all the bloggers buzums and special peolpe.*waving*

Teej now u takin me back ..khumbula ekhaya 4reall let me go and ukuthi y am i making LOL..!!
 niyivudulaphi ke leyona i article?? !!

Pooky
11 Feb 2008 04:56

niyivudulaphi ke leyona i article?? !!.........  mabhebheza i wanted to laugh so i recapped on Nastrix' article mngani and i must say it didnt disappoint at all coz it made me LMFBAO all over again..............

LM
11 Feb 2008 05:08

What happened to Nastrix vele???? Yerrr!!!1


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