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10 random facts about you..........

Written by Toxic from the blog Anything Goes on 26 Feb 2008
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This is more a game (although as honest as possible) so your comments should be 10 facts about you (either things you've done, things you are, or things you own/owned...nothing about the future please e.g I want to marry Sizwe Dhlomo type of facts!)

I have:

1. Lived in Pimville, Dube, Dobsonville, Randburg, Roodepoort and Lanseria.

2. Been in an accident on my drive back from Zimbabwe to the Beit Bridge border post.

3. An uncle in Bloemfontein, relatives in Cape Town and in Germany.

4. Met FOUR bloggers since i joined TVSA and chat to 10 bloggers off site.

5. Kissed a girl and enjoyed it.

6. Never learnt how to ride a bike.

7. Blogged on 5fm, 24.com and tried Benrik but found it to be very intimidating.

8. Been the only person in a theatre watching a movie at some point in my life.

9. An obessive need for personal space and hate having it invaded and that 
includes giving or receiving hugs.

10. I am a control freak

So what's on your list :)

268 Comments

sponono
25 Feb 2008 09:56

ten things about me

1. dont understand red socks/gold tooth/the joy of smoking
2. lived in more than ten apartments within a period of ten yrs -quite a nomad
3. I wanted to be  a famous painter
4. Used to dream of Toni braxton and that girl inFamily Matters instead of studying for my exams and nearly failed
5. dont understand why I dont like tv that much  (i'm seeing a shrink for it soon)
6. Can be a snob "unintentionally"..whateva this means
7.I'm not smart as someone might think
8. I hate calcultions and "solve for x" stuff
9.I want to play a suporting actor or extra in a horror movie maybe to be cast as a Dinarour devaouring everything onsight
10.  I like compiling to do lists( including this)  even though I might not do half of  it

sponono
25 Feb 2008 09:57

oops about the casting part..."I meant I've ALWAYS wanted..

Addictv
25 Feb 2008 10:24

 I....

1.  Love to read,... havent been doing enough of it lately
2.  Hate being broke, its a bumma
3.  Have a reputation for being unfriendly & snobbish bt am actually nicer than what most  people think - jus have shy moments
4.  Have never had a father or grandfather
5.  Believe in love, romance & happily everafter
6.  Wish I was famous (obviously for something good, dnt wanna be a famous assassin now)
7.  Shud learn to pray often
8.  Love good food and fine wine
9.  Dont believe am a type "A" personality...am jus misunderstood
10. Love my daughter, more than anything else on earth!

Sam2say
25 Feb 2008 10:40

1. I'm a perfectionis, either do it perfectly or not do it at all, like boyfriends, clothing style.
2. Was never clever at school, but knew excacly what I wanted to do so was always working towards that and not putting much effort bout things I though not NB, like biology and Maths, now I'm doing what I love and happy.
3.Love music and can stay the whole day indoors... just me and my window shaking loud music.
4.Love reading books that personally develop me.
Never really know what it feels like to be in a real relationship even when I was in a 4 year one.
5.Love celebrity gossip
6.Have very big dreams man....
7.Love TV and Blogging, I get into trouble at work coz I will be watching tv instead of working and when the boss is on my case I simply blogg and pretend to be workin.
8.Lost my virginity after 21 after my sister passe and thought life is too short and I might just die without having done it, luckily I have a loving b/f then and till this day, i do not regret it.
9.I do not like house choress at all ........call me messy, but i like seeing the clean, someone should do it for me
10.Love being in mixed racial relationships, so basically have dated across all colour lines.

WhiteSockGirl
25 Feb 2008 13:50

1)  I might be a fabulous bitch but I have a very small heart
2)  I consider myself a hardcore human rights activist and
3)  will always fight for a good cause and  be the voice for the unheard ones
4)  I love children with a passion
5)  I have been told that I am unreasonably stubborn - of course I do not agree
6)  I am beyond bad with relationships - find them too complicated but I will not be suprise if my exes would claim that I am too complicated
7) I refuse to cook.  I am the only daughter and my mother tried very hard to convert me into the perfect wife for some unlucky man and naturally I rebelled and refused to cook.  I still have no desire to learn how to combine ingredients and create a mouth watering creation and put restaurants out of business.
8) I have been living in fear and stress for the last two weeks -  our small town is on flood alert and I have never felt so powerless. 
9) When I evacuated my home during the 2006 flood, I packed my shoes first,  make-up and cosmetics, clothes, books, CDs, laptop and then the rest.  In that exact order.  
10) My favorite perfume is Envy by Gucci and I am sad that most shops in Namibia do not stock it anymore.  Envy me is just not the same.

Brown Shuga
25 Feb 2008 14:14

Toxic, the only fact about my life that I will never ever forget is the following:

1) I couldn't go to my matric farewell coz there was no money to buy me new clothes. I went to a kasi school so it was not your usual matric farewell, it was just a casual do that required jeans & a T-shirt, my folks couldn't buy that either. Even with Mr Price jeans being so cheap. I will always wonder about matric farewells.

Bra Bizza
25 Feb 2008 16:08

1. Love my beer

2. Don't believe in soul mates

3. Fascinated by science, art and fashion

4. Planned to spend 3 years in Cape Town and its been 8 years now

5. I enjoy going out during the week as opposed to weekends...its more fun with less people...especially in Cape Town where you bump to same old faces

6. I'm a gadget freak....upgrade almost every four months

7. Love intelligent women

8. I'm a great cook given the mood is right

9. Never dated a women who rocks weaves and its my biggest fear for the woman i might date in the future

10. Refuse to conform to the norm

Nanana
25 Feb 2008 16:33

1.Love my Vogue,Elle and would never be caught dead reading Mail and Guardian.

2.Love to travel to exotic places and one day would like to have holiday homes in Ibiza and Jamaica.

3.Love strong intelligent men who have no qualms about being themselves.

4.If there was a man like a Dodge Nitro,the world would be a better place.

5.I have never been cool and prollly never will be,but when I walk the streets,I am watched by 23 million people and you are not telling me its all old grannies.

6.I love clothes,its an obsession.

To be continued....shortly

Nanana
25 Feb 2008 16:44

7.I think the SA radio concept is overrated and so is everything else really.

8. I am openminded and a free spirit,hate confinemnent and resent being stereotyped.

9.Have watched Taking lives 22,5 times and hated Americam gangster.

10.Mick Jagger is the greatest.
NUFF SAID

Nanana
25 Feb 2008 17:37

11.Oh I also hate mind games.Period

sponono
25 Feb 2008 23:42

TOXIC...Question...Do we only get to compile our random facts ONCE...coz I have a group of random facts in different lists....hi hi hi hi  what shud I do  shud i compile anada one 

sponono
25 Feb 2008 23:53

Swazi95...Bat centre..yeah that used to be the place....(i went thru what I thought was a phase of being an "arty-farty" cultured somebody..LOL  and Bat centre accomodated me ).

nice
25 Feb 2008 23:56

1. Grew up in Frankfort, klein dorpie in Free State

2. Allmost failed second year of varsity because I was addicted to chatting on mtnice

3. Love everything that involves numbers, once I get hold of Sudoku will never let it go until it is solved.

4. Hate house chores, always being told that I am lazy

5. Find relationships too complicated as one has to make so many compromises, so for now, I gave up on dating

6. Control freak, especially when it comes to finances

7. Pray rosery everyday, am such a devoted Catholic

8. Shy person, and sometimes perceived as being rude but a real sweety

9. Have never done it, and I am very scared to even try but I wonder what is it like

10. Have lived in Namibia for three months

11. Loves to help out where possible

12. I do not like children yet, they seem to be a handful

13.Like watching horror movies

14. Likes to argue just to have a stimulating conversation

Best-Achiever
25 Feb 2008 23:58

Oh i love this

1. I am a born again christian and im so inlove with God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit.
2. There is absolutely nothing that will separate me from God's Love
3. I love Reading books and watching DVD's about Faith
4. I'm trying my best to be the best in the Kitchen this year and i believe in being thebest in everything that i do, so i always give my best.
5. Have been in 5 provinces in South Africa
6. My family lives in South Africa but between swaziland and Mozambique (some of my neighbours walk to those countries or drive for an hour or two to get to those countries)
7.i was tought to love, accept  and respect who i am at an early age so that people will treat me just like that, and it works
8.I'm business minded and love investing for the future.
9.I love my family soooo much and always try my best to be the best and bring the best to them.
10.I have so much Hope and Faith in Christ.

Best-Achiever
26 Feb 2008 00:01

11. Was raised by uneducated parents but they gave me the best education ever as a result my dad is my Hero and mum my Superstar
12. i have a soft spot for needy people especial from my community.

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 00:06

Sponono, you can create a 100 number list-i couldn't think beyond number 10 but now that i read some responses, i also want to extend my list:)

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 00:13

Nice one Toxic

1. Born in White City, Bred in Dobsonville, Grew up in Germiston(not Cbd) and Cape Town.

2. Am a sucker for romance

3. Love to read

4. Love stand up comedy, scrubs, apprentice

5. Am the only girl between two guys (hehe, that sounds wrong), I should say, I'm the only girl in  my family, with an older and younger brother.

6. I love reading TVSA posts and comments, I comment sometimes.

7. Am a loyal friend.

8. The one and only new year's resolution I ever made, was for this year, and it was that I'm gonna put myself first, people tend to dissappoint you when you know you wouldn't.

9. I love meat with a passion.

10. Apparently, I'm losing weight(haha)

faraimagic
26 Feb 2008 00:24

hau Poison(Toxic).....wat were you doing in my home country?Zim

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 00:26

Nice blog and very innovative Tox, as usual, ur blogs never dissapoint.....*wink wink*!!!

1. I used to be a workaholic, but somehow I have become a lazy bum........*tis sad I know*

2. I think I love sex as much as men do.........*ok, maybe almost as much!!!*

3. I didn't go my matric dance because at that time I thought that it was wiser to use that money to go on a shopping spree for my varsity clothe.........*u know that preasure to impress as a fresha*. But now I just reaslise it was stupid yet irreversable move.

4. On my 21st birthday, I had a modern 21st birthday party, then I had a traditional umemulo (coming of age ceremony).........now because of my innocence (or should I say my innocent look) my parents and family chose to believe that I was a virgin and now everytime at home when we sit and watch my memulo DVD or just discuss it in general I feel so guilty coz my parents were so adament & proud their angel was still intombi nto..........(eish man, I feel like I owe them a confession, should I confess??.........*guilty guilty*) 

5.  I love the thrill on working under preasure, so I leave EVERYTHING for the very last minute.........*makes me feel like superwoman, when I achieve my tasks in record breaking time*

6. I am mad about music and I love to sing, but I would NEVER make a career out of it!!!

7. As ghetto as I sound, I can be very snobish at times...........*eish kodwa ke ya'll know the ghetto always outways the snob in me............LOL*

8. I've kissed a girl, and I hope I never do it again............*it was enjoyable though*

9. I am thankful to TVSA for the the on going bonds that I have with a couple of people, those are the people I communicate with on a daily basis behind the scenes, whether via email or PM!!!

10. I have troubles wilth being serious, coz I love just living on the lighter side of life and people to get me wrong, coz I am mad about ukubheda...........*That why I even take DH light............lol*

P.S...........Guys this minimizing of Zulu thing is torture phela, can I just write the way i like and I it won't be nasty???............I tell you this English waya waya business is just not me.........LOL

Zee Babes!
26 Feb 2008 00:27

1.  I am a twin - with a boy

2.  Have been movin towns with my family for as long as I remember.

3.  Experienced gruesome killings and torching of house - as our house was torched when i was 9 years and lost an uncle due to dat 2 **weeping**

4.  Have been a brides maid 3 tyms and a best lady twice.

5. I love reading 

6. I have been keeping a journal from standard 5 (grade7)

7.  I am a nice person but loose it easily...

8.  I love movies and drama to be precise

9.  I come from a big family.

10.  Was a bit of a tomboy when growing up

11.  I think dat LOVE is overrated and do not believe in it.

12.  Was in involved in a fight and my left  boob was bitten.

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 00:35

11. Speaking of matric dances, my date didnt pitch up for my matric dance, so i ended up going with my best female friend 

Cande
26 Feb 2008 00:44


1. I suck my thumb

2. Was born in Taung, went to school there but now my mom lives in Mafikeng now and am based in Tshwane...

3. I dropped at Wits Varsity in 2004

4. I don't do serious relationships coz am scared of commitment,marriage and being heart-broken.

5. I have a HUGE crush on Lebohang Mokoena

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 00:45

correction:
4. Met FOUR bloggers since i joined TVSA and chat to 10 bloggers off site. 

11. Didn't go to my matric farewell either and ended up spending money i was given to buy a dress on a dress and a Spur meal at Eastgate.

Sponono:
1. dont understand red socks/gold tooth/the joy of smoking
4. Used to dream of Toni braxton and that girl inFamily Matters instead of studying for my exams and nearly failed
8. I hate calcultions and "solve for x" stuff 

ROLF!!

Addictv:

7. Shud learn to pray often
8. Love good food and fine wine 
10. Love my daughter, more than anything else on earth

Me too!!!!!!!!!

Sam2say:

9.I do not like house chores at all ........call me messy, but i like seeing the clean, someone should do it for me 

So there's someone else out there that feels this way *sigh of relief*

faraimagic
26 Feb 2008 00:45

1....i used to smoke weed!

2....i love smoking weed!

3....i am not high today coz i haven't had my morning glory yet!
 
4.....im craving for just one pull!

5.....as much as i am a weed addict...im also a sex addict!i mean if im not thinking sex....im thinking weed!

6.....i dont like celebraties!

7.....Took some acting classes wen i was still searching myself....long time ago!

8....Did some modelling...yho my dad was againist all this,he thot only gays can be male models

9....I travell a lot

10...eish..................eish..........its happening again...i always forget wat im going to say next...i have a lot of things on my mind!so many sh!t i cant think anymore...

andi01
26 Feb 2008 00:47

1. I enjoy drinking (castle lager) and smoking
2.I luuuuvvvvvv sex, and have a high sex drive
3.I prefer a motorbike to a car
4.I am a lazy mafacka, but i always finish my work just on time
5.At school I was always on the top 5 list of achievers (wonder why I neva passed with an exemption)
6.I have hundreds of friends and each and every one of them is special to me in their kinda way.
7.I prefer hanging out with guys than girls, less complicated, besides as much as I love gossip I hate confrontations and abantu aba 2 faced.
8.Chris Tucker is my favourite movie star
9.I am fascinated by Africa and her children, the nature, her friendliness, her warmth and her stubborness.
10. I hate butter nut, cabbage and apples.

sponono
26 Feb 2008 00:48

Nonny...you must neva..English way waya....hi hi hi (off topic..Nonny My aunt asked me recently to apply for telkom waya waya for her..and I had NO clue WFT is that...and I just laughed and thought she made it up...as it turns out there is such an offer..LOL)

Zee Babes!
26 Feb 2008 00:48

@Nonns - I've kissed a girl, and I hope I never do it again............*it was enjoyable though*    Mna ke I`ve done it and wouldn`t mind to do it again!

faraimagic
26 Feb 2008 00:48

i forgot ..people also find me very wierd..i have got the sixth sense!LOL

andi01
26 Feb 2008 00:50

Haybo Toxy, why is teh date on this article the 26 of October ?????????????

Cande
26 Feb 2008 00:51

6.. Im VERY Stubborn and aggressive

7...I CaN'T cook to save my life

8.. Im Lazy and Untidy

9..I think im smart

10...I Love Dancing but can't do it...

Cande
26 Feb 2008 00:54

Nonny...you must neva..English way waya....hi hi hi (off topic..Nonny My aunt asked me recently to apply for telkom waya waya for her..and I had NO clue WFT is that...and I just laughed and thought she made it up...as it turns out there is such an offer..LOL)

@ Sponono, there is sweetheart... You get to pay R250 for it and get an instrument(phone), you don't have to recharge for 12 months and you get R10 airtime evry month...
Sorry was not advertising for them....heheheh

Username
26 Feb 2008 00:54

am not 90yrs old

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 00:55

BraBizza:
9. Never dated a women who rocks weaves and its my biggest fear for the woman i might date in the future 

Nanana:
1.Love my Vogue,Elle and would never be caught dead reading Mail and Guardian. 

Zee Babes:
2. Was in involved in a fight and my left boob was bitten.

LMAO!!

Nice:
3. Love everything that involves numbers, once I get hold of Sudoku will never let it go until it is solved. 

Strange this is i hate numbers and maths and stats et al BUT I am addicted to Sudoku!!

Best-Achiever:
7.i was tought to love, accept and respect who i am at an early age so that people will treat me just like that, and it works
A lesson i wished i was taught growing up......

Renegade:
4. Love stand up comedy, scrubs, apprentice
Me too!!!! Don;t know what scrubs is......

Nonny:
2. I think I love sex as much as men do.........*ok, maybe almost as much!!!*
What hormone are you blessed with??????
Oh and about umemulo, don't confess!

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 00:58

@ Sponono, plz man, u need to be more updated bhuti, I know about telkom waya waya and I love the advert with that mama who is always on the phone waya waya, and then looser who passes her house saying: "She's always on the phone and she talks to everyone, even the president"...........LOL............I don't expect u to know it Sponono since u've said that u are NOT into TV............hihihi!!!

PrettyPree
26 Feb 2008 01:01

1. I am married

2. I have cheated on my husband once *He was a moron at a tie, and I feel so guilty about it*

3. I sometimes think of my first boyfriend whom I broke up with more than 5 years ago, nxa!!

4. I sometimes hate my brothers for they stress my mother so much

5. Although my boss tells I am too young for him to make a move, he sometimes makes me very restless around him *heard too many bad stories about him*

6. I love my work

7. I love my friends

8. I love my family

9. I love MY SON

10. I love me, I love life

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 01:03

"What hormone are you blessed with?????? "
@ Tox, Sponono says I'm blessed with hormone mpene................LOL

"Oh and about umemulo, don't confess!"
Thankx I wasn't planning to anyway, just wanted to be consoled........LOL

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 01:06

@Toxic, Scrubs is an American comedy about intern doctors, its hilarious, you should see it., i'm sure u'll love it.

MamaOmpha
26 Feb 2008 01:08

I was born in Thokoza (east rand) grew up in Tshiawelo, moved to alberton with my parents

I luv my brother to bits

Im very anti-social

Im in a relationship with a man I don't luv anymore

Im asthmatic I was diagnoses with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder when I was 17

I have a half brother I've never met

I enjoy watching cartoons

awelani
26 Feb 2008 01:08

1. I'm the last born @ home.
2. Born in Venda, grew up in Venda & Boksburg
3. Dated my 1st boyfrend from std 6 until matric but never kissed him, the 1st guy I kissed was his best frend after we broke up (trying to get bek @ his stupid a$$).
4. Was given a spank by a police man bek @ home for playing in the middle of the street when his bike was coming our way, then went home and pooped on myself coz i was scared.
5. Sometimes people mistake me for my niece and vice versa, we look so much alike.
6. Once stole a question paper and answers for the test we were going to write and copied all the answers, the whole class passed, even the ones who were "dom", but we made sure that we got @least 5/8 answers wrong.  this was in std 8 and we never got caught.
7. Was once the only Venda pupil in our school and felt out of place coz i didnt even know the languages and u george (english) be ka beda.
8. Has been working 4 my brada since 2003, he can be a pain sometyms but what can I do, he's family.
9. have never been in a fight.
10. have never drank alcohol and never smoked.
11. I'm scared of driving and because of dat dont have a drivers licence yet, my learners licence have expired twice and my third one is expiring next month. (Some1 help me overcome this fear, please).
12. Have found a second home @ TVSA.
13. Love my family to bits, I'll do anything 4 them.
14. Have never been dumped.

lemme stop here, shu!

Best-Achiever
26 Feb 2008 01:12

I love anything to do with numbers as a result i did mathematics, mathematical statistics, applieid mathematics and PHYSICS even at tertiary .

I love mind games, puzzles, you name them. oh i love them

i only have one brother and he is a lstborn but we are 4 sisters, and we all wear same size, have same height and weight including my brother.

I love anything that has to do with a computer and technology and i developed a career out of that.

I love acting so much.

sponono
26 Feb 2008 01:13

Nonny & Cande,...thanks for the info..apparently I only have to pay R120 coz she already has a landline...cool......

LOL@homorne mpene

Cande
26 Feb 2008 01:14

Im in a relationship with a man I don't luv anymore
he he he sweetheart, do you mind if i ask why?

awelani
26 Feb 2008 01:16

MamaO:Im in a relationship with a man I don't luv anymore :what r u still doing with him??
I enjoy watching cartoons>>>>I wanted to mention dis bit was embarrased, @least I'm not the only 1.

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 01:16

12. Spent the first years of high school pretending I wasn't Venda coz of the mockery faced by other Venda kids

13. I think I hate my job, but I'm afraid if I leave, I'll have wasted 4 years of varsity doing a degree i might not use. But its still early days, mabye I'll grow into it. 

14. Glad to know I'm not the only one with the "love sex" hormone. 

15. I was the ugly kid in school, and now i feel like the ugly duckling coz I have blossomed and feel more beautiful everyday. 

16. Having difficulty getting over a man I thought I wasnt that into.

17. The more responses I read, the more stuff I'm reminded off and the more I want to write.

monchooza
26 Feb 2008 01:17

Anonny my Nonny dont confess about the Umemulo, ntombi nto thingie.....

sponono
26 Feb 2008 01:17

awelani..>>Was given a spank by a police man bek @ home>>

so now that you're older  what do you think of gettin a nice spankin by someone in uniform..for different reasons all together..mmmmhhhhmmm...LOL 

just kiddin...tl tl tl ...I'm..jus checkin your homorne mpene levels  hi hi hi

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 01:18

1. it took me a while to learn to put ME first but am getting there
2. I love and trust God so completely I hardly worry bout much
3. have a love/hate relationship with my folks but its cool.....
4. i AM intelligent
5.i love smoking weed
6.I love reading 
7. am a HOPELESS ROMANTIC

MamaOmpha
26 Feb 2008 01:19


MamaOmpha
26 Feb 2008 01:22

@AWELANI AND CANDE

F E A R OF THE UNKNOWN

Cande
26 Feb 2008 01:23

Speechless? Is that how he makes you feel??

monwy
26 Feb 2008 01:26

1.  Born in Eastern Cape, Mthatha but now living in PMBurg

2.  Fluently speaking 8 official lingos

3.  M d onli child at home

4.  i dnt eat chicken with skins

5.  i dnt eat home cooked meals unless its prepared by my mom

6.  once kissed a boy and it was fantastic

7.  i go to church twice a year

8.  i love TVSA bloggers but i dnt understand them especially u TDC

9.  never had sex 

10. m planing to get married at 60

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 01:26

MamaO, plz leave coz it's mot worth it wating ur time, love energy and body in a loveless relationship.
@ Sponono, plz stop acting as if u don't have hormone mpene, coz I know u do.............LOL
"Anonny my Nonny dont confess about the Umemulo, ntombi nto thingi........... @ Monchooza - I WOULDN"T DARE!!!!

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 01:27

8. Glad to know I'm not the only one with the "love sex" hormone
9. i hate the women i report to(two full cows) but it'll be over soon....

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 01:27

1. i love me
2.im a scientific researcher
3. im dating a white dude- not jesus
4.im a rockstar but a dont smoke crack- rock that is
5. i looooove chatting
6. i love my afro- but i dont smoke weed
7. did i mention that i love myself
8.i am einstein in the making
9. i have 20/20 eye vision
10. i hate + love the fact that i dont have siblings........- but ke mama"s baby

sponono
26 Feb 2008 01:30

Re" MamaOmpahs MamaO:Im in a relationship with a man I don't luv anymore :what r u still doing with him?? 

My brother's son was also disagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder  and from what I've learnet thru him  sufferers  tend to avoid dealing with irrational behaviours because of their fear of  transforming into someone or something else as this might create anxiety  so they  comply with such feelings to fend off fe panic or dread  ...same thing happens even when they are in relationships they will stay just to maintain uniformity and order even thought they feel differently about the person/things

just thought I'd share....

awelani
26 Feb 2008 01:31

@spopo: I got spanked just this past weekend but there was no uniform, daz the birthday suite qualify as a uniform......

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 01:31

Kissed a girl and enjoyed it.  would so do it again-without a second thought

@ MamaO Im in a relationship with a man I don't luv anymore its not worth your time=VAYA!!!

stovu
26 Feb 2008 01:34

I........
1. Obsessed about magazines I don't like novels.
2. Obsessed about tvsa even though i don't blogg much i'm always reading the bloggs even on my cell phone.
3. love celebrity gossip thats why luv magazines.
4. Getting married to the man of my dreams in a months time yippppy.
5. have a 3 yr old son whom I die for.
6. when i was at school i wanted to be a charted account even though i was not goot at accounting
7. love watching movies & every thing on TV
8. I neva new who my father is/was but i have a very loving grandfather who has always been there for me.
9.  i love playing games thats why i have more that one cell phone download download & download.
10. back in the 90s i use to luv SABC 1 presenter Dicks Nqula What happened to him!!!!!

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 01:35

Born in Eastern Cape, Mthatha but now living in PMBurg 

@Mownty...uhlala kuphi namaqwaqwasi aseMphithi??

monwy
26 Feb 2008 01:36

OUT OF TOPIC!!

WHERE are the other guys here, people like; xhosa chick, lahvee, tshepiso and others. are they dead or have left tvsa?
if they are dead how would we know?

awelani
26 Feb 2008 01:37

@AzHot: Glad to know I'm not the only one with the "love sex" hormone >>>>>>me too!

monwy
26 Feb 2008 01:38

@azHOT, Yintoni leyo?? */@#$/*

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 01:40

where about the bundus, i meant????

J-Girl
26 Feb 2008 01:41

1. I am work smart and I party hard - I am a socialite and I love being outthere and having a great time

2. I have been in 2 serious relationships and I got dumped by both guys *sob sob*

3. I am always losing my cellphone, leaving it in the public loos, taxis, you name it

4. I have lots of friends and I lov everysingle one of them, I have an ability of making and keeping strong friendships

5. I have a very big family, having a stepdad and a biological dad *may his soul rest in peace* meaning I have 7 sisters and 4 brothers. I have lost count of the couzins and aunts and the hulle lot

6. In my tertiary days I was hectically involved in student politics and I led a strike once and I lost my voice for a whole week 

7. I am a very realistic person - as a result I dont necessarily spend lots of time dreaming but rather I have short term achievable goals that complete the bigger picture

8. I have a strange obsession for horse riding and I once went to join a horseriding club and I was told to lose at least 12 kgs coz none of their horses would be able to carry me esp. in the training stages, needles to say I was disappointed but I still have a huge interest in horses

9. In high school I dont remember studying very hard and therefore I was average but I was very involved culturally

10. I have immense respect for God

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 01:41

"I think I hate my job, but I'm afraid if I leave, I'll have wasted 4 years of varsity doing a degree i might not use. But its still early days, mabye I'll grow into it."

@ Renegade, believe it is worth it, as cliche as this may sound, I'm gonna say it: "Do a job u love and u'll never work a day in ur life!!!"...........Four years might seem like a long time, but look at it this way, what about the lifetime u are gonna live doing a job just becoz of that degree???? And what I love about the times we live in is that u don't have to put ur life at a halt, just to fulful ur dreams. So my advice to u is, do the degree that u are passionate about while u are still working, then once u have obtained ur qualification apply for ur new career choice and all will be sorted. Plz go for it, it will be the best choice u've ever made!!!! 

awelani
26 Feb 2008 01:44

15. Have been best frends with my gal since Grade 1.
16. Used babypowder on my face to have a lighter complexn (it was so IN when I was still in primary).

monwy
26 Feb 2008 01:44

azHOT sis wami, angik'tholi, ung'xolele

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 01:45

"if they are dead how would we know?".............@ Monwy, as brutal as this sound, nami I sometimes ask myself, how would we know if a blogger has passed away. But then just like u, they pop in from time to time, then the answer is solved that they are still alive!!!

LM
26 Feb 2008 01:45

1. I went to high school in Moria (ZCC) although am not a member of that church
2. I'm very shy and moody sometimes
3. I 'hate' the qualification I studied for (an my job aswell) and am contemplating going back to start afresh with a new course full time.
4. I luv chicken in any form
5. I luv sex....in a relationship
6. I once stayed indoors for a whole month (when I was not working)...didn't even get out of the kitchen door.
7. I'm bad at giving directions, explaining things and selling myself so to speak...I hate interviews....have never been much of a communicator...have always been the quiet one.
8. Have never been to Cape Town, PE  and hv been to Durban once, bn to Mpumalanga only when I was still in Primary school.
9. I love reading
10. Although I have a couple of female friends, I don't like socialising a lot with females...I don't like the drama, gossip, non-healthy competition that normally arise from female friends...

Tynt!
26 Feb 2008 01:46

@ RENE:   Spent the first years of high school pretending I wasn't Venda coz of the mockery faced by other Venda kids 

T mst hav bin tough, cant imagine hw it filz lyk

awelani
26 Feb 2008 01:47

JGirl ; I have a strange obsession for horse riding and I once went to join a horseriding club and I was told to lose at least 12 kgs coz none of their horses would be able to carry me, >>>>>>LMAO

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 01:49

"Used babypowder on my face to have a lighter complexn (it was so IN when I was still in primary).".................@ Awelani, a friend of mine still does that, she says it helps her from ukunga juluki (sweating)...........heeheh hayi odarkie, shem!!!

monwy
26 Feb 2008 01:50

usile nonny, awuchazi yaz? no offence

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 01:51

7. I'm bad at giving directions, explaining things and selling myself so to speak...I hate interviews........

Me too!!!!

J-Girl:
I once went to join a horseriding club and I was told to lose at least 12 kgs coz none of their horses would be able to carry me, 
>>>>>>LMAO indeed!

monwy
26 Feb 2008 01:51

@ RENE: Spent the first years of high school pretending I wasn't Venda coz of the mockery faced by other Venda kids

ja ryt!

Toodecent
26 Feb 2008 01:54

1. Have lived in 3 different provinces...
2. Am passionate about radio........
3. I love attractive boobs.....when it rains gona and that cleaveage  wet I just larvh it on the street LOL
4. Loves to cook.... and it depends with my mood....!
5. In most times I prefer being alone, doing nothing or busy and thats how I chill.
6. I cant pretend so I say it the way it is..!
7. Was unable to attend my Matric dance because I didnt have a suit...!
8. Have learnt to put myself first in this life starting this year and I care less about what people think of me.
9. I love my beer and traveling....Loves monate especially with good friends.!
10. Have loadshedd so many people in my life for the new year including friends that I couldnt rely on yet I would help a lot....some are still bitter but life goes on.

Tynt!
26 Feb 2008 01:55

Was in involved in a fight and my left boob was bitten.

Yoh!

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 01:55

Monwy--manje what's with the sarcasm? I also know a lot of people that pretended they were Zulu to escape the mockery of being Shangaan, Venda or Shona-it was the reality of the times back then....

awelani
26 Feb 2008 01:55

@ Rene: Spent the first years of high school pretending I wasn't Venda coz of the mockery faced by other Venda kids ,,,,,How did u  "come ot of the closet"?

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 01:56

"I 'hate' the qualification I studied for (an my job aswell) and am contemplating going back to start afresh with a new course full time."
@ LM, plz read my response to Rene, coz I feel that nawe u should do the same, go for the course u want and enjoy!!!

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 01:58

@ Mowny - Wat u mean "ja ryt"? 

@Tynt! - It was really stupid I must say, my surname sounds really venda, but i'd just insist that it was my mother's surname, my dad(whom i've never met), is Sotho, hai, it was all really stupid. But at some point I realised that I cant change who I am, and I came clean.

awelani
26 Feb 2008 02:01

Toxic: Monwy--manje what's with the sarcasm? I also know a lot of people that pretended they were Zulu to escape the mockery of being Shangaan, Venda or Shona-it was the reality of the times back then....,,,,,,Thank you, my siter is married to a shangaan and her son (8) says that he daznt want his frends to know that he is shangaan coz they will laf @ him, instead he says he is Venda coz @least there are a lot of them in their area. even @ school when they ask them what their home langauge is, he never says shangaan coz he is scared.

monwy
26 Feb 2008 02:05

Met FOUR bloggers since i joined TVSA and chat to 10 bloggers off site. 

names plz toxy

Gugs
26 Feb 2008 02:12

Born Emlazi. 

Mommy's girl and the only girl out of 3 boys

went to three dferent high schools and three dferent technikons.

expirimented with coke. but will never ever do it again cos someone told my brother. 

I'm friends with all my x's 

was married for less than six months 

really loves my own space 

and very misunderstood!!!

in a relationship wth someone who want to get married with me by nxt summer, but just met him two months ago... dnt knw wat to do!!!

myname
26 Feb 2008 02:16

1. When I was young I used to think male are ugly people so I thought im ugly because they always say I look like my father that is why I hate modeling competitions but now I love it. 2. Im the last born & only daughter with 2 guys so we are 3 children. 3. I lost my dad when I was 13 and it took me years like 10 or more to talk about it freely but sometimes even today I struggle. I love this guy very much. 4. Every time I do sex I always feel used after I finished it. 5. I hate maths & poems. 6. I love crying thats the way I heal. I guess I have small heart. 7. Sometimes im shy and sometimes im wild. 8. Im so sweet but I have another page if you provoke me. 9. I love my baby & my mother but I hate my babys daddy and really I HATE this guy 10. You said something about future but I just cant see myself getting pregnant again, I cant stand that pain shame.

sponono
26 Feb 2008 02:17

i once had a crush on a blogger...LOL

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 02:17

@awelani -  I remember one day in maths class, grd 10, this venda guy who is now a dear friend of mine, happened to sit next to me and just spoke to me in Venda. I could have pretended not to understand him, but i decided right then that i wasnt gonna do it anymore, if this guy could embrace his language, why couldnt i?
 That same day, during break, i decided to tell my friends everything(we were a group of five friends), I told them that I'm Venda, and about my father, and explained y i had lied(how it all really started in primary school, coz i was mocked there, and since i was the only one from my primary school in that high school, i felt i cud fabricate a life of no mockery).

Zee Babes!
26 Feb 2008 02:17

@ Gugs was married for less than six months .....in a relationship wth someone who want to get married with me by nxt summer, but just met him two months ago... dnt knw wat to do!!!   

Unenhlanhla yawo bo wengane yakwethu....uyikhaphi?

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 02:17

"even @ school when they ask them what their home langauge is, he never says shangaan coz he is scared."...........@ Awealani - Arg man, this is so sad, mina I have not once been ashamed of ukuba umZulu and believe me u get teased allot for that. The child must be taught while he is still young that at school vele there will those kids that are mean and they will teas u, and it's not only school, even when u grow up, those people are there to make us stronger and prouder of our heritage, but he must be happy for who he is and find peace within himself and that way nomatter what the nasties say, it won't get to him!!!!

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 02:19

@Toxic Met FOUR bloggers since i joined TVSA and chat to 10 bloggers off site. 

I've never met any bloggers, but would like to. I'll be at the next Jozi hook up


@Sponono - once had a crush on a blogger...LOL

Do share, who?

Miss K
26 Feb 2008 02:23

1. I'm a sucker for romance, I fall inlove easily hence my heart's in a broken state constantly! (I need help!)
2. I have a bad case of procrastination!
3. I love my Savanna! 
4. My dad has 21 kids, only 3 are with his wife (my mom)....this is not a lie!
5. My biggest fear is growing old alone hence point no1
6. I I cant remember the last tym i did my own laundry, but this is good coz if i did then our helper would be R150 short!
7. I love cooking!
8. I had a lesbian experience once and i loved it! (blushing)
9. I love sex and not shy about asking for it.
10. I cry a lot. if im happy or sad.

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 02:28

@ Gugs - ur question: "in a relationship wth someone who want to get married with me by nxt summer, but just met him two months ago... dnt knw wat to do!!!" 

My answer: "Do it if u want, but if u have doubs then don't, coz then uzozithola ushawa iDejavu!!!"

@ Guys, u said u are from emlazi right, yazi I've always wnated to know do u perhaps know why most of the G99.5 DJ's are from eMlazi??? (I'm begining to that that radio station is an uMlazi community empowerment station, which is not bad at all, but ke if that's the case, then S'funukwazi, phela mina I'm all for transparency...........LOL)

MamaOmpha
26 Feb 2008 02:30

Im venda - to be honest with you I've never been in a situation where I had to pretend otherwise.

I cry a lot especially if someone shouts at me.

Im a daddy girl

I listen to  Dolly Paton cd's - they remind me of my day a cause he loved them when I was growing up

I don't wear trousers - blame it on my soon to be ex-boyfriend's  father.

Miss K
26 Feb 2008 02:33

@ Teardropz: 3. im dating a white dude - not jesus LMAO

WhiteSockGirl
26 Feb 2008 02:37

@ sponono:  "i once had a crush on a blogger...LOL'

You do know that you can't leave us hanging like that!  Details, brother, details

awelani
26 Feb 2008 02:39

Myname:  Every time I do sex I always feel used after I finished it, even with some1 that u r in relationship with or 1 nyt stands?

MamaO:I Don't wear trousers - blame it on my soon to be ex-boyfriend's father.,,,,,,now that's just sad.

@Sponono - once had a crush on a blogger...LOL ,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please Do share,.

Fluffy Head
26 Feb 2008 02:42

What an interesting way to introduce myself

1. I'm a keen blogger
2. I'm fascinated by architecture, design and fashion
3. I love reading
4. Untill people know me, almost all would judge me as being snobbish and uninterested in other people's life. Well I'm cronichally shy and I can't help it.
5. I am smart actually above average smart, and that don't help when you're shy. Especially in high school with everyone calling you a geek or a nerd.
6. I love drinking water a lot...and eating good food.
7. I can't live without God, water,  tooth paste and deodorant.
8. I'm compulsively obsessed with keeping my wardrope tidy and bathroom clean.
9. I hate wearing formal clothes, would do well if I only had to wear jeans and T's with an occasional dress or suit.
10. I drive a BMW116i, and have taken a vow never to sell it - it will be a good hand me down to my 1st daughter.

myname
26 Feb 2008 02:42

spospo nami im waiting sana, tell us Plz

Gugs
26 Feb 2008 02:42

@Nonny he is a wonderful person yena one in a million i tell you! and the 1st guy washona so ngabe sisashadile... G99.5 issue i haven't realy noticed xcepted nje uPhumlani big pun maybe the reason is that it's a big township cos most of uKhozi peeps were from there as well.

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 02:43

"I have a bad case of procrastination!"..........join the club miss k!!!
"I love sex and not shy about asking for it"............Are u the twin I never had miss K???

Guys did I ever tell ya'll that people have a hard time believing that I don't drink any forms of alcohol, yini vele ngabantu, just because I'm the queen of puff, am I suppose to be the the queen of utshwala as well????

Pooky
26 Feb 2008 02:45

Nonnny, saw it mngani and i am LMAO.................nami i dont understand igold tooth.........LOL

1. Growing up, i used to love eating white sand.

2. Once kissed my late best friend, we were both inquisitive......dont know if i liked it though........R.I.P. chomam..love you gal

3. i love adding shugar to my umphokoqo/pap & amasi/african salad.....whateva you call it

4. i love makeup...its my life

5. i'm a hopeless romantic

6. very sensitive, i bruise easily kodwa ndisile....cry when i'm fuming with anger

7. I love God the Father, God the Son , God the Holy Spirit...............

8. i eat nge teaspoon, the smaller the better....hate having to open my mouth so wide open to gobble food

9. i'm always perceived as a stuck up, conceited bi*** type......maar once people get to know me they realise that i'm quite the opposite......a very cool and kind young lady ozimiselayo.

10. I believe in miracles

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 02:45

Welcome Fluffy Head........yes Sponono reveal your crush!!

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 02:45

My apologies Tox, please delete my 101 replies..........*I think I need a puff, sengiqalekile people, I hope u understand!!*

Username
26 Feb 2008 02:47

in a relationship wth someone who want to get married with me by nxt summer, but just met him two months ago... dnt knw wat to do!!!

@Gugs I would say run for the hills if I wasn’t in the same situation as you.

Dating seriously for 6 months. Got an ultimatum “marry me or it’s over”.

So it’s either my worst fear of being dumped comes true or I marry someone I “think” I love.

blk sunshine
26 Feb 2008 02:47

im nu here....

1) i hve lived in Fort Beaufort, knysna, Plett, PE, EL, grahamstown
2) i am an only gal, and hve never had to cook or clean in my life, for as long as i can remember we have always hd help ekhaya.
3) My frend told me abt TVSA and snce i love sharong my opinion she thot id enjoy this.
4) I am 19 and happily bisexual.Not a phase, but just who i am. Like to think of myself as sexually liberatd.
5)was quite a bright spark in high skul, BUT totalli rebelious
6)got expelled from two high skukls and one hostel
7) my dad is a priest and he thinks my mission in life is to discredit him
8)i am totali passionate abt hiphop and soul music, Mzansi stuf and abroad.
9)i think my life is going to change wen i turntwenty, so scared.
10)my parents are paying for a flat that i dnt live in...feel bad abt ths.

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 02:47

8. i eat nge teaspoon, the smaller the better....hate having to open my mouth so wide open to gobble food 

ROFLMAO Pooky!!

Cnglemother
26 Feb 2008 02:48

1.I am obssesed with keeping junk, cannot even throw away a pregnancy test kit.

2.Hate going to church with a passion, cannot grasp the concept as child it was forced on me and soon as i left home i was free.I do believe there is a higher being.

3. Embarassed to say my prayers loud loud in full view of other people, we have prayers every night at home where each one of us has to pray individually (like bazalwane), i just keep quiet and and tell them ukuthi ndithandazela ngaphakathi.

4. Cannot stand a man who's useless in bed, love good sex. A man better be a sex machine than a credit card.

5. Obssesed with dishing out money and help to needy friends (most of the time get taken advantage of).

6. Grew up in the rural areas till i was 15.

7. dumped my high shool boyfriend as i wanted to experience sex with other people, wanting to taste what was out there, still regret it up to today and think he was the only man who loved and understood me and i believe that i will be forever cursed for dumping him. All these failed relationships after him are God's punishment for that.

8. Love hospitals & being under the knife (surgery) for medical reasons not cosmetic , I have to be hospitalized atleast once a year. I get a kick when there's two or more doctors on top of me in theathre.

9. I had an affair with a Roman catholic pastor, we were both 22/23. he was my boyfriend before he became a man of GOD and he kept seeing me wearing the robe.Nothing sexual but raunchy sms's/talk.

10. have a diplomas which my parents worked hard for but i have never used. again studied with a bursary, then decided i did not like what i studied for.

awelani
26 Feb 2008 02:48

nonny, i bet u were puffing some holy herbs as u were typing, u knw wat they say, holy herbs+keyboard=bad combination.

myname
26 Feb 2008 02:48

@awelani yes sisi & i always have long relationships like 2-3 years

poshspice
26 Feb 2008 02:49




• Got married at 23, in a process of a divorce, have a son

• Am in a journey of rediscovering myself after I brutally disturbed my youth by

getting married early

• Am fascinated by horoscope (am Scorpio) though it says hectic stuff about me, most of it true though

• Contemplating reuniting with my very first love after more than 10 years we broke up (we both are but not sure whether it’s a good idea, he's still single and am getting divorced)

• Have recently fallen in love with house music-I think it’s soothing

• Sleep very early (as early as 6-7pm, yep, sleep like a baby till the morning)

• I want to stop sleeping early don’t know how

• Ngiyingane yesihlahla and am coming from a poor background but fought very hard to be successful not to relive my childhood

• I have a fighting spirit

• I dislike funerals-I hardly attend funerals and when I’m made to feel guilty about it, as in people not attending mine I always say I’ll be dead anyway, I wouldn’t my family can bury me on their own for all I care, the less people the better, my family can spend the money on something useful than feeding izinkumbi zabantu.

TheLady
26 Feb 2008 02:52

1. Would never date a married man knowingly, coz my dad did it and we are still paying for his sins.

2. Love puzzles, spot-the difference and freak out if I don't all the answers.

3. My worst fear is being poor (I love money)

4. I love fast cars.

5. I am a control-freak.

6. Have stayed in Ladysmith, Estcourt, Pmb (with my gran- bless her soul-my favourite memory of her is when she made me a  peanut butter sandwich with polony...I cried  and called my mom), Dbn and have been in JHB for 5 months.

7. Am leaving the co am working...see point no 3.

8. Love my brother to bits, he's 18 and loves expensive clothes.

9. Do not have kids, do not like them and not planning on having any (My sister is also like that...shame my mom won't see any grand kids).

10. I love the career path I chose, just believe it was chosen for me.

awelani
26 Feb 2008 02:53

blk sunshine: my parents are paying for a flat that i dnt live in...feel bad abt ths>>>>>>>>>and u must, lol.

BTW, welcome to tvsa, u will enjoy it.

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 02:54

"he is a wonderful person yena one in a million i tell you!"...........Then go for it, and don't make urself loose an opportunity of a lifetime!!!

Welcome Fluffy Head!!!

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 02:57

Lol at blk sunshine: So many parent paid res fees and flats for which their children weren't living in when i was in varsity. Kodwa ni sile bantwana bamanje(assuming u not staying in yo flat coz u are stayin at a "partners" place)

Sam2say
26 Feb 2008 02:58

1. Intimidated by Best-Achiver's wittyness.

2.aslo have"love sex" hormones but they only arouse when i think of my ex.

3.dnt know if i'll ever be in a stable relationship-way too complex for me.

4.dread weed.

5.dnt wanna drink Heineke again coz ya nshapa yo.

6.have been trying to quite smoking for the past year.

7.like another blogger, also like leaving thing til the last minutes, when I done with it, i feel like a super woman coz it'll be done to perfection

8.Im lonely and lookin, really for just a sex partner

9.Wonder if Monwy is .... u know, never had sex and has kissed a boy, hai....

10. Trying to figure what mpene is....yuo guys keeep on saying hormone mpene??

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 02:58

Welcome blk sunshine!!!

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 03:01

BLK SUNSHINE :
my dad is a priest and he thinks my mission in life is to discredit him

LMAO!!

Cnglemother: most of your facts have me seriously laughing my head off!!!!!!
8. Love hospitals & being under the knife (surgery) for medical reasons not cosmetic , I have to be hospitalized atleast once a year. I get a kick when there's two or more doctors on top of me in theathre. 

3. Embarassed to say my prayers loud loud in full view of other people, we have prayers every night at home where each one of us has to pray individually (like bazalwane), i just keep quiet and and tell them ukuthi ndithandazela ngaphakathi

9. I had an affair with a Roman catholic pastor, we were both 22/23. he was my boyfriend before he became a man of GOD and he kept seeing me wearing the robe.Nothing sexual but raunchy sms's/talk. 

1.I am obssesed with keeping junk, cannot even throw away a pregnancy test kit.

2.Hate going to church with a passion, cannot grasp the concept as child it was forced on me and soon as i left home i was free.I do believe there is a higher being. 

4. Cannot stand a man who's useless in bed, love good sex. A man better be a sex machine than a credit card.

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 03:06

9. Do not have kids, do not like them and not planning on having any (My sister is also like that...shame my mom won't see any grand kids).

he he he!!

Segololo
26 Feb 2008 03:10

1. I changed schools every year until high school (std 8) and did my std 1 in Pitse-di-sule-yang
2. My father is a priest and has grizillion kids; I have met 5 of them and they all expected something from me so I dread meeting the rest 
3. My idea of a great time is sitting with old people and listen to their stories
4. My idea of great shoes is all-stars and want to wear them all the time
5.  I believe I can write better storylines for Generations - all they need to do is hire me.
6. I think about death a lot and how I will be remembered; I wish people would tell me while I am here and not wait when I can't hear it. I miss my cousin that passed away 15 years ago, I wonder what she would be like now at 26.
7. Had a very abusive relationship that I am still traumatized of 6 years later and wish the guy would die a very violent death with his head missing! Damn! I am still angry. *sigh*
8. I want to meet and chat with Oprah, Maya Angelou, Gayle King, Credo Mutwa, Letta Mbulu and Caiphus Semenya 
9. I can sleep a full 28 hours and only wake up to do loo visits.
10. I have always been addicted to TV

myname
26 Feb 2008 03:12

almost 4got................... the 1st time i had sex i got pregnant & i was 19 doing my 1st year so u can imagine

Fluffy Head
26 Feb 2008 03:12

Poshspice...as far as funeral are concerned sisi you are not the only one. You know I even lost 2 friends from that... 1 lost a half brother she never even knew, when she found out that the dude passed away she was sooo depressed (well she's always touchy about people passing away - even if akabazi). So you know she and my other friend were planning to go to the funeral and they assumed I was coming along. And they know me I don't do funerals at all. So now we are no longer friends cause I don't care about their well being. 
For me its like, my dad passed away when I was young, and they never allowed me to go to his funeral. (Uyazi mos ezilalini amasiko). SO I fiugured, I'm sure my dad is a pretty ok dead person he does not haunt me and I made my closure my own way and I turned out pretty good myself. Akukhomntu uzondiporhela just because I did'nt go to their funeral. I just have issues with funerals period!

awelani
26 Feb 2008 03:14

@Segololo: Had a very abusive relationship that I am still traumatized of 6 years later and wish the guy would die a very violent death with his head missing! Damn! I am still angry>>>>>>>>>>INDEED.

libra
26 Feb 2008 03:15

interesting staff- wish i could read all the replies but my work is piling up right in front of me.

1.  i have lived in Soshanguve(Pretoria) all my life - i was born there, attended primary,high school and tertirary there. i have had a job in soshanguve- mr libra is from the area too and we just bought a house there. 
2. i was a top student until high school
3. i used to be a model until tertiary days- soemthing happened to my confidence.i was crowned Ms Baleseng Primary School  twice and my brother was Mr 
Baleseng
4.i am stubborn but i hide it well
5. i cry easily
6.i love children
7.i hate job interviews
8.i have an overactive mind
9.i am an introvert some people think i do not like people
10.i prefer indoors,  if i go to a pub i leave early cos i soon start to feel uncomfortable

sponono
26 Feb 2008 03:15

1.I  hate it when some young taxi conductor says marazo  even when my own nephew doesnt think i look razo-ish..hi hi hi hi....LOL....or being called "uncle" by some indian/coloured kids in their teens....
2.I dont understand when someone says "you act white"  (i like to think i got the whole ghetto lokshin thing to the "t"...
3.I wish i didnt have to shave or deal with razor bumps..regularly .LOL
4. I dont have kids but my ex used to say being hairy means being fertile...(she actually wanted one..)..BTW  I'm not hairy in bear-wolf-sweaty-back-hair-nose&ears-hair-type...naah its minimum  facial
5. I dont talk to my brother and I think meeting/walking to him on the street would be the worse day of my life that month/year ...in fact just seeing /hearing about him makes me cringe although i dont wish him any harm..i just wish him FAAAAR away from my life in fact if we had a hoice between living in different plantes I'd gladly move...then we'd be guarranteed to NEVA cross paths..

phew..this is nice..so random....

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 03:17

4. "Cannot stand a man who's useless in bed, love good sex. A man better be a sex machine than a credit card"...........@ Cnglemom - Amen to that!!!

"Trying to figure what mpene is....yuo guys keeep on saying hormone mpene??"........... OK I know I was the first to mention "hormone mpene" bu Sponono will explain in his Harward English, coz if I tell u, it will sound a bit too explicit..........*and I am trying my best to be a good girl*

Honeypot
26 Feb 2008 03:18

1. Love God so much
2. Love my family so much
3. I would love to release an album
4. I once went clubbing all by myself, I enjoyed it I made friends at the club
5. I had a body shot this weekend for the first time
6. I would love to have a belly button piercing but I'm afraid
7. I would love to adopt a child.
8. Had my first fight when I was 5 years old, and I got a serious bit down, hence I had never been in a fight before.
9. I once dated a celeb who is now a has been.
10.I love blogging but I never have enough time, I am always out of the office since I work with charity organisations( and I love kids even though I don't have one of my one)

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 03:19

@LM i was once forced to go attend my high skul ko moria coz my aint kicked me out of her house for bad behavior, but i refused... my mum stayed in kimberly at the tym

@poshspice  hey sister scorpio ,, im a scorpio tooo. sumtyms im scared coz my starsign is always rite about me

Eish this sex thang..... im in love with sex and think i will forever be. 
 * i once.... umh well twice had sex at the park coz i was ready to go..... my b.f and didnt wanna waste da moment coz it was gonna take forever to get on his bike {motor} and drive home

 * @TOXIC dont wanna have kids either and being the only kid ag shame my mom would never know how it feels lyk being a granny. i once mention to my b.f that i dont want kids and he told me that i should go find myself another b.f... OUCH but we still together

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 03:20

.I hate it when some young taxi conductor says marazo even when my own nephew doesnt think i look razo-ish..hi hi hi hi....LOL....or being called "uncle" by some indian/coloured kids in their teens.... 

hahahahahahahah!!!!!!! kids in my neighbourhood (predominantly coloured) call me AUNTY!!

sponono
26 Feb 2008 03:22

thanks Toxic..so you know where I'm comin from with that uncleish..dang....!!!

J-Girl
26 Feb 2008 03:22

oh its more than 10 bt anywho here goes:

i love woolies food

i love bags and shooz

i love fake hair coz i cant manage my own hair, relax it today and sezifratz in 2days so hairpieces are easier to maintain

i love laughing

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 03:23

"1.I hate it when some young taxi conductor says marazo even when my own nephew doesnt think i look razo-ish..hi hi hi hi....LOL....or being called "uncle" by some indian/coloured kids in their teens...."............@ Sopnono.........LMAO, the Indians sometimeso call me aunty and i just wanna die............I just say: "Hey so wats ur surname Moodley, Pillay or Govendor, I know it's one of the three, and ur father must be a Doctor.........LOL"

I hate it when peeople say I don't look I am from elokishini............yazi I feel like it's more an insult and it can nver be a compliement nmgoba phela kushuthi elokishini kuhlala osihlama,,,,,,,,,,,mximmmm!!!

BTW, Sponza, plz tell Sam2say what hormone mpene is!!!

MamaOmpha
26 Feb 2008 03:25

I finished my matric at 15 turning because I got promoted twice in primary school

I received a trophy for being the youngest student  to finished matric at my high school

I can't say no to my brothers

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 03:25

9. I can sleep a full 28 hours and only wake up to do loo visits.
10. I have always been addicted to TV

Me too Segololo!!!!

watever
26 Feb 2008 03:26

1. born in soweto and l8r moved to orange farm
2. was always da odd 1 out coz i was very short 
3. i think im intelligent 
4 loooooooove music, album of da moment's rihanna's good gal gone bad
5. addicted to crossword puzzles 
6. 18 en nevr kissed well @least a real one
7. was born a day b4 valentines
8. i think il never get used 2 da way ngamla speaks, i jst crack up everytime he says sumin like " throw or think
9.im bunking classes, supposed 2 b in a lecture
10 and laughing like a mad bit**  en everyone is looking @ me like im some kinda freak

shooo!

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 03:29

Guys, another random fact about me is that I always pray to never have children..............yazi i think I must have some sort of syndrome, coz I love them from far but the thought of ukuphipha amasimba, the cying at night and all the other hassles that come with being a parent, ngivele ngibone kahle ukuthi ngingavele ngithi DH waba njani and lock the poor baby in their room and let it cry till the tears dry!!!

sponono
26 Feb 2008 03:31

Samsay....on homorne mpene  I'll explain to you (this is ussally given to women...( i dont think zulu tradition regarded men's sexual needs as odd...but for women they gave them names if they had more than the accepted need for sex..(ala  the nonnified one  LOL)
....HAVING SAID THAT  in my own explanation mpene is the strong desire for sex , its lust, its libido overdosed its the scratch the walls, grab somethin and do all sorts to it,  hump and grind anythin in front of you just to get rid of the itch  nympomaniac craze.......capiche!!

Segololo
26 Feb 2008 03:34

Nonny: marry a rich dude and od it like the stars... full time nanny to handle them when you can't!

awelani
26 Feb 2008 03:35

MamaO:I received a trophy for being the youngest student to finished matric at my high school........I received a certificate for good behaviour in std 6, pity the teachers didn't know that i was only good/quiet coz i didnt know the lingos very well, was never cot making noise, but ol dat changed from std 7.

growing up, I wanted to be a nurse, I loved they way they looked in those white dressed and stockings, i remember i even asked some lady who was a nurse to get me a pair of them to wear to school, primary school.

Gucci
26 Feb 2008 03:35

Here goes.

1. I love SEX but yet I am a virgin...if u think otherwise you'd better have proof!!
2. My mood changes in an instant.
3. I passed My matric with Merit. And YES I am proud of it.
4. I love people who take care of themselves...you dont have to be an expensive walking wadrobe but please do the basics at least. BE CLEAN!!
5. I miss My one and only late brother...the world is not the same without you *sob*
6. I turned down a Marriage proposal last year. It was for the wrong reasons!!
7. I can eat Pasta for the whole week. Hence I now joined gym coz it was showing (curvelicious)
8. I love MOSDEF. He's the "IT"
9. I met My SA heroin last year and I got to spend a weekend with her and friends. It was unplanned though.  Yhoo!!! Life is PRECIOUS!!
10.  Lets just say, I am honest, loving and VERY PRIVATE!! 

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 03:36

* at my first high skul most gals didnt speak to me coz they thought i was coloured

* my friends think im a white person stuck in a black person"s body... tjo

*at varsity i was persived as coloured again..... and was called a snop all my three yaers at varsity.

*this dude who wants to date me so much says that im stuck up..... but still wanna date me ag pls wats up wit that

* i loooove soduko i 4ever searching for it aniwer

*my laptop is my 2nd b.f

Sam2say
26 Feb 2008 03:36

Guys  know what WTF and OMG is, but ssomeone tell me, what is RWOLFM or something like that, what it BTW and othr abbriviations like that vela??

poshspice
26 Feb 2008 03:37

I can't make a brother spend on me (ukumchutha), I find myself offering to pay at times ...my pride always comes between me and being 'Khanyi Mbau' or is it something else.....

Miss K
26 Feb 2008 03:41

@Nonny: with me i want the being preggies experience but i wanna give the baby away after birth for the same reasons.

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 03:41

"...( i dont think zulu tradition regarded men's sexual needs as odd...but for women they gave them names if they had more than the accepted need for sex..(ala the nonnified one LOL)".............LMAO!!!

"..HAVING SAID THAT in my own explanation mpene is the strong desire for sex , its lust, its libido overdosed its the scratch the walls, grab somethin and do all sorts to it, hump and grind anythin in front of you just to get rid of the itch nympomaniac craze.......capiche!!"...................Hayi Spopo u are exagerating manje, "grab something and do", that's not impene, that's just plain crazy and too desperate!!!

Sam2say............I guess I have to also explain hormone mpene in my own way coz nmow uSpono is just making em laugh with the ihaba lakhe..............."impene is a woman that has a love and desire for sex ALLOT, but not in a crazy way!!!"

In Zulu, I don't know if it's true but apparently it goes to an ecxtent where............ok this sentence I was gonna write is a bit too detailed I'll just PM u Sam, coz it's hectic!!!

sponono
26 Feb 2008 03:43

Gucci.....you are very naughty  with your virgin self...LOL..(how does one collect such proof...uh he eh!!!)

Sam2say

BTW....by the way
ROTFLOL....rolling on the floor laughin out loud
IMO ..in my opinion

...njalo..njalo

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 03:44

WTF = wat the fuck

OMG= oh my god/gosh

LMFAO= laughing my fucckin ass out

BTW= by the way

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 03:44

WTF = wat the fuck

OMG= oh my god/gosh

LMFAO= laughing my fucckin ass out

BTW= by the way

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 03:44

WTF = wat the fuck

OMG= oh my god/gosh

LMFAO= laughing my fucckin ass out

BTW= by the way

myname
26 Feb 2008 03:44

A have a male friend who always kept on telling mi that he got a big totolozi so I was crazy curious so I pretended im a guy. He went to the loo & i followed him & I saw this big pipe & he was right. I told him the following day & he was mad at me for months but we are best friend now

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 03:45

"I can't make a brother spend on me (ukumchutha), I find myself offering to pay at times ...my pride always comes between me and being 'Khanyi Mbau' or is it something else".....@ Poshspice, I am proud of u for ukuzimele, but plz understand inkukhu idalelwe ukuthi iquthwe.........(for the translaters when u translate I mean that figuratively, not literally)

Flatteri
26 Feb 2008 03:46

1.  I dont know what got in to me in 1994( I was 14), thas when i started masturbating, since then I have never stopped. and i LOVE it, its so satisfying and no hassles.

2. I love my family 

3. I am really ''star born''

4. I forget a lot my friends hate me for it

5. I love beans curry

6. my galfrend does not trust me, period

7. mmmmmhhh i think im cute, my mirror tells me so

8. I hate my work right now 

9. I'd luv to drive Toyota Avensis

10. I have'nt sorted out my spirituality

Miss K
26 Feb 2008 03:46

@teardropz: my friends think im a white person stuck in a black person"s body...
no offence my darling but i got the same feeling when reading your replies :-) But that's no problem coz we're all unique and interesting here @ TVSA

puchununu
26 Feb 2008 03:46

Yizoooooo.. Nice one Toxiccccccccccccccccc

Brace urselves...

il give u one random fact

I was near hookin up with Pro.. but then the thought of cheatin on my boyfriend got the better off me, so chickened out..  Bt guess what happend afterwards.. we just chilled and spoke all night about the randomest issh.. twas gr8

Dimago
26 Feb 2008 03:47

good 1 Toxi!

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 03:48

"He went to the loo & i followed him & I saw this big pipe & he was right."...............ROTFLMAO............my name u are killing me. 
P.S..........I hope "virgin" Gucci doesn't get a pipe kinda guy for her first time..........*wink wink*

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 03:51

"my friends think im a white person stuck in a black person"s body...
no offence my darling but i got the same feeling when reading your replies :-) But that's no problem coz we're all unique and interesting here @ TVSA"...........heheh Miss K, ur frankness and mbambatharing is killing me.........hehehe!!!

Cnglemother
26 Feb 2008 03:52

@ Nonny - the thought of ukuphipha amasimba, the cying at night and all the other hassles that come with being a parent, lelosimba mawungalibonanga liphuma for 2 days, you loose your marbles, you even ask unkulunkulu ukuthi kanti lomtana ukaka nini yehova? the more poop the healthier the child.

Dimago
26 Feb 2008 03:56

1. I am fasting for a breakthru in my relationship
2. I am growing my hair
3. I had dreadlocks for 8yrs
4. I have mixed feelings about my job
5. I'm writing the CFA exam for the 2nd time
6. My spiritual life is getting better by the day
7. I love gym

puchununu
26 Feb 2008 03:57

haha.. oh i cnglemother.. i want to have a baby..... someday.. ndikupuchu myself right now. But yeah the thought of all amasimba.. loud cries.. lack of sleep/sex.. mmh nami andazi

TheLady
26 Feb 2008 03:58

1. I have a kept all my progress reports-mid and year end(from grade 1 to my matric certifacate)

2. From Grade 5 ( Std 3 to Std 8) I never missed a day at school.

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 03:59

ouch @ missy k... yall im black and there aint nothing white about me *sob*

awelani
26 Feb 2008 04:01

@ Cinglemother: lelosimba mawungalibonanga liphuma for 2 days, you loose your marbles, you even ask unkulunkulu ukuthi kanti lomtana ukaka nini yehova? the more poop the healthier the child..............LOL @ da way u put it, but it's tru hey nonny.

Gucci
26 Feb 2008 04:01

Gucci.....you are very naughty with your virgin self...LOL..(how does one collect such proof...uh he eh!!!) @Spopo
MY BAD!!

I hope "virgin" Gucci doesn't get a pipe kinda guy for her first time..........*wink wink*  @Nonny
Hihihi....What is a pipe? *giving u an innocent look*  


watever
26 Feb 2008 04:03

i also have impene, doesnt everyone have it? i think sex is da best thing ever, no serious

awelani
26 Feb 2008 04:04

myname:, so after seeing the pig pipe, what happened?

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 04:08

lelosimba mawungalibonanga liphuma for 2 days, you loose your marbles, you even ask unkulunkulu ukuthi kanti lomtana ukaka nini yehova? the more poop the healthier the child............Cnglemom, hayi mngani, yazi u finish me, uthi u pray for poop...........LOL....eish this motherhood business is so fascinating, yet not for me...........LOL

Fluffy Head
26 Feb 2008 04:11

Sam2say: visit  www.urbandictionary.com it can come in handy

sponono
26 Feb 2008 04:12

myname>>so I pretended im a guy....HOW DID you do that 

teardropz..of course you're black..LOL
 just because your boyfriend had a BIKE ..LOL.....and you date a white dude and you're  a scientific researching rockstar  IS NO REASON for your  friends to think you're a white person stuck in a black person"s body...hi hi hi  
most black people do all those things angithi.....of course you are as black as they come -only light-skinned...
...they are just being mean mean mean  -

myname
26 Feb 2008 04:12

i used to fight with boys after school bcoz girls were scared of me bt ekhaya i was the quiet & u would think im sick............... so innocent. I used to beat my brother omdala nge 5 years. But now im a Big COWARD .......................i run

poshspice
26 Feb 2008 04:13

@teardropz: hey scorpio..girl don't worry  we've always been misunderstood....am used it by now..

@nonny...ha ha ha ha isho uliphinde ....ziyahlupha vele lezinto, I always think it's better to cry in a million dollar house, going for shopping sprees in Paris to get over him leaving you at home going on never ending business trips,  be lonely in style!!!than being stressed by ulopholo... 

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 04:13

"@Nonny
Hihihi....What is a pipe? *giving u an innocent look*"
@ Gucci I know ur tupe, so plz don't try ur luck with me - u virgin-wannabe...........LOL

sponono
26 Feb 2008 04:15

nonny &cnglemother..that poop talk description is not in good taste now...come now ...even in your own venec...(besides its lunch time angithi..so yehlisa'n ub'lokish kancane  hi hi hi hi hi

mabhebheza
26 Feb 2008 04:18

LMAO @y'all whuu Nonny,My name Cngle mother,Gucci ..haaikhona bahlali,

1.I dont believe in Jesus Christ ut believe in GOD and amadlozi( ancestors)bi time!
2.I think i waited 2long 2break my virginity no wonder im a sex freak
3. I cant stand slow learnes...tjerr
4.Im the only child my dad has becoz he cudnt produce anymore ( sperm faulty) so i think im kinda special ...Im worried about him coz his drinkin his life away and sleeping around trying 2prove a point but NO LUCk!! ..hi hi hi * fake tears sob*
5.I have so mamy friends and i luv al of them 2bits and i share a unique bond with them....( buzums,zihlobo.bathakathi,skeem,sam..THe gals,)
6.I hae a problem with ex boyfriends stalkin me..and being obssessed ,,gosh a i that tastefull ..lol
7 I cant seem 2construct a sentence about my late mum..2much 2tell but misss her everysecond!!

sponono
26 Feb 2008 04:21

@watever....ok BUT dont go around saying that...basically you'll be saying I'm a nymphomaniac  ...Its NOT a SUTTLE way of saying I love sex....NOOOOOOO its NOT...dont take the nonnified one's word cause she'd neva say to her B-friend "mina ngine-mpene."..noooooooooo  hi hi hi hi hi hi

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 04:26

I can sleep a full 28 hours and only wake up to do loo visits. 

i can do a whole week....and never run out of sleep-scary
10. I have always been addicted to TV

myname
26 Feb 2008 04:27

i was a tomboy man. My dress code was all stars & jeans. You would think im a boy so i stole one of my brothers hoot then i cover my head & i was slender with small breasts. And naye he just say "HEITA & said Ja with that voice so that was it. ............ @awelani nothing happened my dear & he knew i wouldnt dare & try to date him after that trauma yhoo

poshspice
26 Feb 2008 04:32

@ mabhebheza: have a problem with ex boyfriends stalkin me..and being obssessed ,,gosh a i that tastefull ..lol 

I can testify to that...on valentines day I received messages from ex boyfriends...and am still in touch with most of them

@teardropz: they propably thought am complicated too 'love her form the distance'

sponono
26 Feb 2008 04:35

myname..you're quite adventurous arent you...LOL...going all this way to see your friends sbhomboloz.....if it was a totoloz you coulda laughed out loud right there....imagine   LOL!!!!!!!

Miss K
26 Feb 2008 04:41

@ sponono: totoloz...LOL yhu its been a while since i heard that term!

awelani
26 Feb 2008 04:43

Myname: nothing happened my dear & he knew i wouldnt dare & try to date him after that trauma yhoo, but didn't u sungtyms think about him, okay it?? it's okay to come clean sisi, we won t judge you.

Nah Nah
26 Feb 2008 04:43

Hahahahahahaha this is soooo Kewwl... OK!

1. I grew up in a village in Eastern Cape
2. I love sex & i have fantacies about other women BUT i'm not a Lesbo---Pls!!
3. I love smoking weed
4. I'm a good singer---- would'nt have studied music at one of the best Varsities in the country, but i'm flippin scared of music industry in Jozi...
5. Have met Khanyi Mbau- & she is not what she makes herself to be its an act.
6. I'm a human rights activist
7. I have beautiful dreadlocks
8. Stayed in CPT
9. I love TVSA---ya'll are crazy just like me & even more
10. I cant get over the lose of my best friend who passed on 2002, i've been trying soo hard.

myname
26 Feb 2008 04:49

LOL @ Sponono 4 sure man i would have LMAOL

Gucci
26 Feb 2008 04:51

@ Gucci I know ur tupe, so plz don't try ur luck with me - u virgin-wannabe...........LOL

Hihihi...am I stealing ur JOY Nonny? LOL!!!

sponono
26 Feb 2008 04:51

Mis K thats the only apt comparison to a SBHOMBOLOZ.....hi hi hi totoloz 

another random fact about me....here's One of the crazy thoughts in my head....One day someone should do a blog on which male Celeb looks like He has a totoloz/sbhombholoz  and which female schleb looks like she has the HALLfacor/mpene factor...justa crazy random thought....hi hi hi hi..LOL...dont stress people incase some of y'all are schlebs

Sam2say
26 Feb 2008 04:51

I must say for no reason now that  I love ya'll make me LMFAO

He he he I'm getting in the groove.

Username
26 Feb 2008 04:55

1. Randomly thinks what real life is like for some bloggers ku tvsa (Gucci, Toxic, MamaO, spopo and lately Nonny) 

2. Has written about 5 articles for tvsa but posted none of them *chickened out*. 

3. Was forced to take high school subjects I didn’t want but got a varsity 
endorsement. 

4. Hate my job but it’s the only thing that wakes me up every morning. 

5. Dislikes everything to do with speaking in public or presentations but was the in the first team debating society. *only because my English teacher hated me and did everything to make sure I wasn’t comfortable and see me squirm*

Cande
26 Feb 2008 04:56

was married for less than six months ..IYHO
4. My dad has 21 kids, only 3 are with his wife (my mom)....this is not a lie!..IYHO
7. Had a very abusive relationship that I am still traumatized of 6 years later and wish the guy would die a very violent death with his head missing! Damn! I am still angry. *sigh*...IYhO..

I will like to Get a man who will buy me a car

AQUILOGY
26 Feb 2008 05:00

1. Never been out of jo'burg
2. Didn't go to a matric farewell because no booze was allowed
3. Have three blogs
4. Still live with my parents
5. Went to a township school
6. I dislike SOWETANS
7. Failed last year because of TVSA
8. Never Met a chinese person
9. Love fatty foods
10. Still live in SOWETO

myname
26 Feb 2008 05:02

@awelani come-on sana unless i wanted 2 kill myself (suicide). No since i was stil young & we respect each other so we keep it as a secret.

Fluffy Head
26 Feb 2008 05:05

Aquilogy: Do you hate yourself.....just a thought?

Le Good Gal
26 Feb 2008 05:08

1.Was born,bread &buttered in Cape Town.
2.Love Tvsa family sooooo much coz u all are crazy & u always brighten up my dayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.Im still inlove with my ex (who stil sms'es me & still visits me everyady

4.Im a moody person but one never notices coz i dont lyk other ppl 2kno

Kim Possible
26 Feb 2008 05:11

7. Failed last year because of TVSA  "Thatha Aquilogy Thatha" in Twasa voice...

Yho Guys you all ahd me in stitches.......

Nice One Aunty Toxy (in my indians voice)- LOL

Le Good Gal
26 Feb 2008 05:13

everyady (SP=everyday)

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 05:16

> I love ANTM, The Apprentice and The Amazing Race

> I'll read anything if it's packaged like a book

> I am not ashamed to say i believe in THE SECRET he he he

> I am swimming in debt but have not lost hope that eventually i will have manageable debt in my life

> I don't like sex that much or romantic candle-lit dinners-i'd rather watch Forgive and Forget!

> I can live off chicken morning, day and night

> I hate paw paws, kiwis and that melon called a spanspek

> I am not as religious as i want to be-in fact my faith has taken a huge knock 
and i need to reconnect with my religious/spiritual life

> i used to keep a female version of the male "black book"

>I want to know who SPonono's crush is.....

>Username, just go ahead and post that article......don't think about it, just do it!

>Thought Aqui had left the site?? Good to see u're still around....

>want to thank all of you for your hilarious responses-you guys RAWK!

Pooky
26 Feb 2008 05:19


my friend and i wanted to experiment this one time so after work on our way home we bought ourselves each i-daggamuffin....at first it had the same effect as a normal zol and we were laughing our cute assess off,soon as i got off the bus walking home it was a whole nother scary experience.......couldnt walk or see straight, took a while for me to open the gate at our house coz i couldnt fit the key in properly(took about 5-10 min), got to my room, put on my jammies and tried to sleep, kept seeing little men with spears chasing and chanting at me, the bed was moving,got scared to close my eyes coz it felt like i'd never wakeup and wud go straight to hell, i could literally see the fire and how the devil was waiting for me (Hallucinating like crazy), finally managed to drag my weak body to my mom's room, tried to speak but couldnt utter a single word, whole body was numb, kept praying for God to forgive me and that he shouldn't allow the devil to take my soul.....and that i didnt wanna die that way, finally ubuti wami took me hospital where i got two shots on both sides of my a** and was okay within 5minutes,  was still a bid dizzy maar could manage to walk and talk.....thanked God and promised Him and myself neva to do it again, ate and drank almost a whole jug of water and slept, woke up  the next day with a moerse headache...............................sms'd my friend in crime telling her about the whole ordeal, only to find out that she'd  experienced the same isht and had also ended up in hospital thinking it were her last hours..................we laugh about it today maar it really scared the cuteness out of me.............

Cande
26 Feb 2008 05:23

7. Failed last year because of TVSA
Im Proud to say i spend a lot of time here and still managed to pass my final year...
>Thought Aqui had left the site?? Good to see u're still around....
ma thoughts exactly

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 05:26

Lunch break people, plz ningaziqedi, leave some for me when I return!!!!

Vutmi
26 Feb 2008 05:29

1. I love reading with a passion, I read anything; newspaper, food packets, novels, non-fiction books, signs, basically I read every word I come across. 

2. I’m obsessed with car registration numbers, a car doesn’t pass by without me forming a word with its Registrations number. I only add vowels. E.g. FCK 456 GP; I only add a ‘U’ and I get *bleep!*!! Its pathetic I know but I love it to bits 

3. been driving 4 two years without a license (shhh don’t tell anyone) 

4. I slept with my x-boyfriend’s friend, while we were still dating (more than once). 

5. Bin in love with my best friend since high school and he doesn’t know. 

6. once did the Brooke(The bold and the beautiful) thing and dated a brother, cousin brother, second cousin and uncle all share the same surname!! 

7. I am 25 but look 16, evrytime I go to a club or no under 18s spots I have to carry my ID book. Sucks big time and im always getting hit on by 18 year olds. 

8. My grandmother (god bless her soul) was always harassing me about getting married and having kids; since all my cousins who are same age as mine have kids. She even tried arranging a husband for me. 

9. I hated subjects where you had to discuss, describe or define and didn’t do well in them. In my matric certificate I got Math HG A, Biology F, Agriculture F, Physical Science HG B (go figure). 

10. I loooooooove my chocolate. 

11. Hate cats.

To be continued…

Vutmi
26 Feb 2008 05:36

12. love soccer and it has nothing to do do with those sweaty georgeous men(ahem!) running around the field. i just love the skill and flair of the beutiful game.
13.i cry when i read a sad/beutiful book, @ stranger's funerals(that' why i dont go), i used to cry when Dub of tube said his goodbyes(*sniff*), i always cry when watching a movie(sad or funny).  

Renegade
26 Feb 2008 05:37

Bathong Sponono, we are all still waiting u know?

Toodecent
26 Feb 2008 05:42

4. I slept with my x-boyfriend’s friend, while we were still dating (more than once). >>> Huh?
6.once did the Brooke(The bold and the beautiful) thing and dated a brother, cousin brother, second cousin and uncle all share the same surname!! >> Once did with sisters two acxasions and on the second occasion with their cousin too. Not proud though.

awelani
26 Feb 2008 05:42

Lol @ Pooky:kept seeing little men with spears chasing and chanting at me, the bed was moving,got scared to close my eyes coz it felt like i'd never wakeup and wud go straight to hell, i could literally see the fire and how the devil was waiting for me>>>>>>>I'm LMBAO, tltlt tltl, little men with spears, thats funny.

Cande
26 Feb 2008 05:43

SHU Vutmi those grades?

awelani
26 Feb 2008 05:45

vutmi, u sile.

Cande
26 Feb 2008 05:46

. I slept with my x-boyfriend’s friend, while we were still dating (more than once). >>> 

Don't act all suprised TDC, its not like you've never had a story like that before from huuu eh eh

felfel
26 Feb 2008 05:49

Oh my gosh Pooky the same thing happened to my brother, just like you tell it,  that *bleep!* is dangerous hey. He called me at two in the morning saying he thought he was dying, mind you we're in separate provinces and i was sooo worried i kept calling back, he said he was losing his breath and i told him to go stand outside and get fresh air.Mum was at gran's, so he went to the neighbours and forced them to call an ambulance. At the hospital they realised he was high and they paid him no attention but he was seen by a Dr first. He says he saw satan and they were playing porn at the hospital and he thought the ambulance was taking him to the forest to meet a witch and he tried to jump out of the ambulance but they restrained him...lol. He was so freaked out by the whole experience that three days later he cried to mum (for the first time ever) saying that he wanted to go to church and change his life cos he thought his last days were near and he didn't wana just die like that....that was 4years ago, i'm talking about a grown man here. He still doesn't know/believe he was reacting from the weed, thinks the devil had come for him...it was really hectic at the time......lol

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 05:56

Hate cats. 

have experimented with variations of sex from 3some to "sim swaps"

Toodecent
26 Feb 2008 06:02

have experimented with variations of sex from 3some to "sim swaps"
........HOLY $H!T

Toodecent
26 Feb 2008 06:03

Entlik ...WAT TO GO azHot..

myname
26 Feb 2008 06:04

@pooky uheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hihihihi

sponono
26 Feb 2008 06:07

Renegade...if I tell it will spoil the mistry..I rather let her remain my secret crush espesh since I neva told her....hi hi hi

continued
6..ok...I took ecstacy  one day and the world felt like a better place and I felt like loving evryithing and evrione so much i woulda given away all my possessions..(this happens with booze but not so calmly and so beautifully)...aftawards i was sober as  judge and felt guilty and stupid for loosing control like that..and i said neva again...BUT it was pure bliss a real cheap (RISKY) thrill

7.sometimes i listen to phil collins westlife, michael bolton, robbin williams michael learns to rock, the B&B soundtrack and some other "cheesy white" music  and i love it..but wouldnt DARE play it e-lokshini 

8. I sometimes stand on the road/park and admire something seemingly stupid/trivial/irrelevant....like if I see a cloud moving (i've done this since i was a kid...)  i'd just stand and watch ukuthi lizophelelaphi....or i watch monkey's at work frolicking on the grounds and playing and i just stare for more than ten minutes......Qutie silly i think but yeah I do that...

9. I cant help feel that the absent bloggers have betta things to do with their lives they are busy being improtant somewhere and mina I'm typing away my "random thoughts"....LOL   shu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

10. sometimes i feel misunderstood (ussaully people say this when they want more attention...i f you aid you are understood  then thats the end of the focus in you...hi hi hi...but seriously  i think i'm a "difficult tricky subjec to tacklet  dont you eva get that feeling"

(BTW...with all these revelations I'm sure some of us will want toREMAIN annonymous foreva) 

NTWANA
26 Feb 2008 06:10

1.Born in Sowe2
2.Born on xmas day n neva celebrated my birthday
3.Very shy n queit.
4.Only have 1 sista no brothers
5.Love my son 2 bits
6.Hate red meat n advocados
7.Love TVSA bloggers
8.Love Nigerian movies
9.Lost my virginity when i was 21yrs/7days old on new years eve . i will neva 4get ubuhlungu engabuzwa(LOL)
10.Hate funerals n de mnth Feb cos last year Feb my 14yr old niece was raped n stoned 2 death had 2 go n identify her body since i was de only 1 home when they came 2 deliver de sad news, she was in full school uniform, I'll NEVA 4get dat day.

felfel
26 Feb 2008 06:13

1.) Born and raised in Cape Town

2.) Have very few close friends and alot of male fans

3.) I hate my job soooo much,i fake sickness so i can stay at home

4.) I wanna leave ma job so i can get ma pension and invest it somewhere

5.) Got an older sister whom i'm not close to at all , we have subtle love for each other, call each other twice in a year but i adore her kids with my whole heart.

6.) Don't think i'll ever love again after loving my ex with the greatest intensity.

7.) Love my brother soooo much i imagine him gone sometimes and i find myself crying ....usually around PMS time

8.) I'm an impatient lover, can't stand men who fiddle in bed...

9.) Turned down a couple of proposals, too scared to let myself go...

10.) I enjoy watching porn for analytical purposes

11.) I'm a loner, enjoy alot of me time, i feel safer away from everything

12.) I lurve sex sooo much but with a suitable size

13.) I luurve being on tvsa, u guys are so crayz and open, its a nice comfortable spot and i respect ya'll for that...

myname
26 Feb 2008 06:15

kanti whats going on here Nkosi yam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL @ Felfel

felfel
26 Feb 2008 06:16

sponono "or i watch monkey's at work frolicking on the grounds and playing and i just stare for more than ten minutes......Qutie silly i think but yeah I do that... " .....do you work in a Zoo?

Dino
26 Feb 2008 06:20

1. I'm the proudest Shangaan in Gauteng 

2. I love sex but I fell head first for a 26 second man, who gradually improved to 2 minutes (only found out later, ofcourse). It's over but I still get butterflies when I see him though the relationship was toxic

3. I'm a black beauty

4. I'm a broken soul but I try

5. I'm blessed but I usually take it for granted, unintentionally

6. I'm single and stress free but lonely at times

7. I have two sisters, two half sisters and a half brother (those I know about)

8. I love my daddy to bits

9. I have two dogs, one named Thabo Mbeki (it's not a crime, is it?)

10. I'm well travelled

sponono
26 Feb 2008 06:20

Felfel>>6.) Don't think i'll ever love again after loving my ex with the greatest intensity.>>

THATS NOT FAIR mtakama.whatabout us potential suitors...eh eh .....(singing that Dede song..Ngicel'ung-yuze.."   just kiddin girl..but I hope you'll be able to love again once you empty the baggage and start afresh..there ae plenty of really good brothers

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 06:20

@TDC=....i was once young

BTW...with all these revelations I'm sure some of us will want toREMAIN annonymous foreva) ...............it should remain that

felfel
26 Feb 2008 06:25

SCANDALS...

14.) I used to enjoy inhaling benzine with friends when i was a teenager, i enjoyed the rush i got in my bladder, made me feel like i reaaaally needed to wee but there was nothing...

15.) One of the best kept family secrets is that of me spending a few hours in jail, handcuffed, (when i was standard 5) for shoplifting an Aaliyah cassette (a friend made me do it). Then my mum and i had to attend some "rehab" classes everyday after school (with seasoned criminal coloured kids), could never explain where we were going to people even my brother....lol

16.) Had sex in the backseat of a car with a boyfriend while his cousin was driving, one of my legs was resting on his shoulder, i was tooo distraught to care cos ma man was moving to another province in a few days...

Pooky
26 Feb 2008 06:27

He says he saw satan and they were playing porn at the hospital and he thought the ambulance was taking him to the forest to meet a witch and he tried to jump out of the ambulance but they restrained him...lol

@Felfel.........LMAO at this maar i know exactly how he felt.......this happend about 4 years ago but i remember it like it was yesterday...i can still see and hear those little hairy creatures laughing at me.......and i also still do believe that the devil and its demons were coming for me, as crazy as it sounds i really do.

LOL@ Brook / Vutmi............ubetha kwalapha in the family...hihihihihihi

Awelani.....kwakukubi mfazi......these brown hairy little creatures were all over the place trying to grab me so they could carry me off  to their master. LOL

sponono
26 Feb 2008 06:29

 Felfel...Do I work in the zoo...NOO 
...................its just that my work place is surrounded by fauna & flora...LOL  plenty of green forestry   in a suburban area(u know how white folkes are with trees and animals)

Cande
26 Feb 2008 06:31

16.) Had sex in the backseat of a car with a boyfriend while his cousin was driving, one of my legs was resting on his shoulder, i was tooo distraught to care cos ma man was moving to another province in a few days...

Haaibo...............................heheheheheheheh

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 06:31

@felfel....scandalous!!! once had sex wit my boyfriend and the alarm went off unfortunately they had guests at his crib...the shame! we stayed together for a while after that and everytime i went to his house it got a little awkward!!.....OH TO BE YOUNG

felfel
26 Feb 2008 06:33

Eish you guys are killing me i'm even starting to feel like the monkeys usponono was talking about cos i been giggling all day.....lol

mabhebheza
26 Feb 2008 06:43

Shuu Pooky..LMAO..Zol friend is dangerous u jsut reminded me of my xpirience
Im sometimes materilistic.yah yah i date the rich anyhow the guy who broke my virinity was an MD @some company i was in High school..day after the Mdavazo he was @work so u knw us girls with searching the house i searchd his big house every room every drawe and i found dagga ..ind u MR MD is very decent so i was like this might b u muthi that makes him rich..his driver came during the day 2take me town so we picked up my friend i showed my friend the dagga so she told me its zol..instead of smoking it we cooked it with some soup..an ate it..

Later MR MD is back 4rm work..shoo he looked like some sex freak 2me i was scared of him coz i was hearing sounds ambulance and police sirens,my hair ws itchy..i was rest less i thought i was dying ,,when he touched me i wud push  him away & l swear @him cal him a rapist sugar daddy,had hot flushes i think i showered 5times & when he spoke it took me like 20 minutes 2answer the words wud b stuck in my mouth...Poor guy thought i was on drugs..wanted 2take me 2hospital but was worried of his reputation kozithiwa undithatha phi worse i was in boarding schoo i  slept on the floor naked woke up @ 5am  put on his t-shirt and walked 2school mind u my school was like 25kms aways he realised @bout 6H30am that im gone tried 2call i had left y 4ne drove 2skul on his way he found me tjeerr...he decided 2call his docter 2cum 2his house the doctor told him i was high i will be fine ...even wanted 2bok me in sum rehab ,,

But overall that was one orderl

 

awelani
26 Feb 2008 06:50

u guys are killing me with ur revelations,

@Felfel: One of the best kept family secrets is that of me spending a few hours in jail, handcuffed, (when i was standard 5) for shoplifting an Aaliyah cassette (a friend made me do it). Then my mum and i had to attend some "rehab" classes everyday after school (with seasoned criminal coloured kids), could never explain where we were going to people even my brother....lol >>>>>>>>>>u just reminded me, I and some of my school mates once used to shoplift stationery @ CNA and it became a weekly thing, until one day the security saw one girl hiding things in her jersey, they all ran away and mina i just stood there didn't know what to do, then i calmly walked out of the store and I had the whole pencil case full with the mickey mouse stationery.  And I almost got cot shoplifting a bar one from shoprite, was broke and wanted the damn chcolate, but as soon as I saw that the security guard was watching me, i put it bek, as I was leaving the store, they called me into their small rooms and a lady cashier searched me but found nothing, so imagine if I had been cot, I never ever again shoplifted.

Miss K
26 Feb 2008 06:58

LOL ohhhhh man u guys are killing me. i'm laughing like a mad monkey myself! 
I thought i was gonna xperiment with dagga but damn the little men with spears are enuf to keep me sober!

awelani
26 Feb 2008 06:58

mabhebhey, LMAO,,,,,shame poor guy.

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 07:13

lmao yal r crackin me up, if my music wasnt 0n in my office i swear ppl wud cum ask me wats r0ng, i cnt stop laughing. ur dagga stories eish bt i stil was try it... wana kn0w how itz lyk 2 b in hell... wakawaka thank god i joined tvsa didnt kn0w it was fun

Tshd21
26 Feb 2008 07:14

Grew up in a village e ba reng ke Cassel ko Kuruman...

I'm glad I haven't drank coffee today...trying to cut down....

I love word games...puzzles...crosswords....the lot....

Love magazines....buy Drum and Move every Tuesdays..... Cosmo, True Love and Glamour every month...newspapers as well...but don't buy them cos I work at a daily so I get them all for free...

Just started doing tae-bo and am loving it....

Am home-sick...

Am afraid of lightning....it scares the isht out of me....

Once smoked weed with my gals at a bash in Pta while doing first year...We did not have money for booze so we decided to buy zols each and spent the whole night high...never did it again...

Sometimes wonder how my cousin who passed away 6 years ago would be doing today...he was soooooooooo crazy...would have been a great tvsa blogger!!

Miss my late sis to bits, it was her birthday last week...

Honeypot
26 Feb 2008 07:17

@ Fluffy Head (Aquilogy: Do you hate yourself.....just a thought?) I like u already!!!!!
By the way I also live in Soweto

P. S. Yall are crazy but I love you stacks!!

teardropz
26 Feb 2008 07:17

i swear they g0na block my internet access... b4 they do that il switch 2 my fone brb

Jada Smith
26 Feb 2008 07:18

@Vutmi 2. I’m obsessed with car registration numbers, a car doesn’t pass by without me forming a word with its Registrations number. I only add vowels. E.g. FCK 456 GP; I only add a ‘U’ and I get *bleep!*!! Its pathetic I know but I love it to bits

I also do that I am glad I am not alone. My friends thought I am weird

1. I am scared of relationships
2. I bite my tongue and the inside of my lips when I am stressed
3. I love my family, cousins, friends le some of di reretives(relatives) to bit
4. I am in-love with this guy at work, told him how I felt but he has a girlfriend here at work. Too hard to see them together but I'll be fine
5. Have 2 little brothers that I love too much
6. Stayed with my Aunt when I was in High School
7. Has always been the shortest person in High school, Tertiary and Work. When I see a shorter person I am like atleast I am not alone
8. Own a step ladder 

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 07:21

Eish I sometimes hate the joys of having 2 hour long lunch breaks, coz now I am lost lana........!!!!

Zizikazi
26 Feb 2008 07:22

1.Born in Uitenhage and bred in Middledrift (EC) Ndikhulele ezilalini
2.I'm granny's little girl......likes attention
3.I went to a girls high school (and nearly became a lesbian.........mhhhhh)
4.Was a virgin until my first year at Varsity (I was 16 yrs)
5.On alcohol.....have tasted everything from water to terpentine except beer
6.I'm a church freak,it's in my blood,I love God
7.I love my self,I'm so broke these days,can't afford anymore
8.How can I forget.....was dumped by my first boyfriend like a hot potato(the one whoke my virginity at the age of 16) and still had guts to attend his wedding when he invited me.
9.Went to Forte university......experience was great
10.Drove my first car on the first day iphuma e garage on second gear,could n't change it to 3rd gear(was still a learner) from Hatfield to Pretoria CBD......u can imagine bendiyinyisa kanjani .
11I've been to 9 provinces on business and as a tourist and enjoyed my stay espec in KZN and Mpumalanga.I've been to Lesotho,Hong Kong and Beijing in China.

MADENZA
26 Feb 2008 07:26

1. I spent a week in jail when i was 16 and i will never forget that, i mean what people to inside there is hilarious and sad at the same time.
2. i love my beer, i think i am addicted.
3. i once slept with three girls during my high school days they all brought themselves to my place, i told them gore the one who does not love me can leave and nobody left.
4. i love ny villge where i cone from to bits bcos many people survive on the goverment grants but they hang in there.
5. i was vey smart at school and obtained 4totals in my matric maths leading me to a A+ in the final exam which i am proud of even today. 

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 07:26

"i swear they g0na block my internet access... b4 they do that il switch 2 my fone"...............@ Teardropz, relax, if they haven't blocked mines by now, they certainly won't block urs, I tell u mina I redefine the words INTERNET ABUSE!!!..........LOL

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 07:34

"3. i once slept with three girls during my high school days they all brought themselves to my place, i told them gore the one who does not love me can leave and nobody left." @ Madenza............LOL..........those gals had a serious case of khormone impene........yesses, no1 left, good thing they brought themselves, nami ngabe ngabadlela indaba ka July handicap (I mean I woulld've also had a feast!!!) 

"4. i love ny villge where i cone from to bits bcos many people survive on the goverment grants but they hang in there."
Madenza nami I share the same sentiments!!!

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 07:34

Zizikazi:
10.Drove my first car on the first day iphuma e garage on second gear,could n't change it to 3rd gear(was still a learner) from Hatfield to Pretoria CBD......u can imagine bendiyinyisa kanjani .
Madenza:
3. i once slept with three girls during my high school days they all brought themselves to my place, i told them gore the one who does not love me can leave and nobody left

hahahhhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! huuu weee!

Toodecent
26 Feb 2008 07:38

Madenza your no3 reminds me of a friend who got drunk and woke up in some shack sleeping with 3 gals just sharing the bed mara...then went back to sleep thinking that maybe one of us(his friends are somewhere in there) when he woke they offered him food he ate and asked where I was...those chicks didnt even know me or him then he just LEFT... without saying a word....I laughed so hard when he told me.

And one friend a gal....did one similar to yours but couldnt handle it at night wacthing mafacka doing the other so she ran......!

felfel
26 Feb 2008 07:39

Mna, i've received a warning already but i ain't gonna stop, you should see how much our IT staff abuse the net...NOT FAIR!!!!

MADENZA
26 Feb 2008 07:45

6. i try to go my village atleast once a month, i just enjoy the simple life rather than the complicated jozi life.
7. crazy about sport the only sport that i dont watch is golf.
8. when i came to varsity people use to laugh at me ko Res bcos i used to eat pap ka, Macaroni, potatoes, atchaar, gravy, eggs.

Mathaz
26 Feb 2008 07:52

1.  I'm very spiritual, my God is everyting to me.
2.  Wrote 2 articles for Sunday World
3.  Fascinated about strip clubs
4.  Very intellligent and highly knowledgeable 
5.  My sisters and my mom are my best friends
6.  Anti-social
7.  Hate poverty (sell Tupperware, Avon and AMC cookware for extra cash)
8.  Crazy about Thabo Mbeki and Nkosazana-Zuma
9.  Love alcohol but won't admit it
10.  Very afrocentric

Pooky
26 Feb 2008 07:52

LMAO @ Mabhebheza....you naughty little school gal and how was your friend then???? did she go crazy too??????

Cnglemother
26 Feb 2008 07:55

when i came to varsity people use to laugh at me ko Res bcos i used to eat pap ka, Macaroni, potatoes, atchaar, gravy, eggs. Madenza u r finishing me dude wenza isishebo ngemacaroni!!

Mna i was petrified by Joburg men who eat chicken legs (amanqina) and intestines (amathumbu). In eastern cape its such disgrace for a man to be feasting on those, indoda idla inyama.

azHOT
26 Feb 2008 08:00

am feeling a little nostalgia right now...

myname
26 Feb 2008 08:01

Okey this one they beat mi big time & it was so stupid yhazi. Okey i dont know what happened to mi or my curiousity. I thought my aunt was gone but she came back with her boyfreind & I was buzy messing with her make-up if u know i-light-brown & new youth, she was using those things for her face.So i hide myself under her bed (those single ntsimbi bed) . Guess what they had sex. So as i was listening i thought of surprising them like shout en say WHOOOOOOOOOO I CAUGHT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yes i slowly get out of the bed then ndabahlubula (took out the blanket) yhooo azange ndabethwa like that in my whole life & my mother was not there & i never told any1

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 08:04

Hola Cnglemama, indoda idla inbyama eEC he...........LOL???

Username
26 Feb 2008 08:05

@ Toxic 249 replies and counting. *standing ovation*

never laughed this hard in my life and with the isht happening in my life this has certainly cheered me up.

Felfel..................watch the movie "in the valley of Ellah" certainly your folks have one hell of a wild child...LOL

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 08:05

I meant inyama???

Sam2say
26 Feb 2008 08:07

@zizikazi  10.Drove my first car on the first day iphuma e garage on second gear,could n't change it to 3rd gear(was still a learner) ......u can imagine 

ha ha ha you remind me of my friend, she did te same thing.

Hai bo, this has turned into confessions mos, it was suppose to be facts about you not this guy, iyo....mara anyways I'm enjoying it, go on...


Azhot and felle  you guys are absolutely killing me damn!!!!!!

Pooky
26 Feb 2008 08:08

ROTFLMFAO @myname.........WHOOOOOOOOOO I CAUGHT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..........

sponono
26 Feb 2008 08:11

LOL@Madenza . when i came to varsity people use to laugh at me ko Res bcos i used to eat pap ka, Macaroni, potatoes, atchaar, gravy, eggs.

LOL...when i visited my nephew at his res..he had actually cooked and dished for me, RICE & Macarronni and  fried two eggs and added two full spoon helpings of mayonnaise and a gallop of tomato sause and two slices of bread....I neva laughed like dat...9he's a big ou by the way...hi hi hi hi

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 08:15

LMAO myname!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

myname
26 Feb 2008 08:15

But i saw that Shombolozi as spospo hi hi hi hi hi en verytime i saw that broer i think of that day & Laugh

blk sunshine
26 Feb 2008 08:17

ha ana guys, just got out of my 2nd last lecture.had to come read the replies... sori 4backtracking but cnt resist replying...
 You guys there is nothing wrong with weed yiyho best feeling ever, wat u shudnt try and im sooooo embarassd to admit tht i did this but ya anyway my gfrends in Gr10 convinced me into trying iboxer, you knw isnuff tht stuff old women use and they sniff up there nose. We ddnt sniff it, but  u put iot in ur mouth...long process, but yiyhio the worst tym of my life thot i was dying. Cudnt lift my head, cudnt close my eyes. Try not blinking for like a gud twenty minutes. HORRIFIC> but ya did it agn two days later, cz thts just the psycho i am.... Nothing wrong with 3sums, but thnk u shud do it with ppl u trust hey. One mre random fact i stard a anti white matrons strike in one of the best gals skuls in the eastern cape, guess i was watching to much Sarafina.needless to say i got expelled and my dad wantd to send me to a nunnery.uhlala notata umfundisi is tuff

TheLady
26 Feb 2008 08:18

Zizikazi you remind of the day I got my car...I drove from Dbn to Ladysmith, parked it outside my mom came to see it...and then I had to reverse...eish yaqala inkathazo...it's an opel bantu, so I had no clue what to do..went over the manual-nothing about ukufaka ureverse (igear) until we called my mom's friend who has an Opel bakkie to help.

Vutmi
26 Feb 2008 08:18

this is fun, is like free therapy!!! Thanx Tox...

14. i'm so in love with Usher, when i heard he was married i cried for two days. but then again the fact that America has a high divorce rate consoled me; somehow i believe we will find each other and live happily ever after.
15. Had a crush on Germany's former soccer coach (Klinsmann something), i thought he was soo hot i used to get excited everytime watching him in those white taylored shirts and sexy pants.
16. BTW my brooke moment: not so proud!!!!
17. This weekend i will be shtupping my new white boyfriend and i am a bit nervous. we are going away for the weekend, so no runniung home.

shuuu feel better already...more to come.

awelani
26 Feb 2008 08:18

Madenza: i once slept with three girls during my high school days they all brought themselves to my place, i told them gore the one who does not love me can leave and nobody left. ,,,,,,,,were ol of u busy @ the same tym or each gal waited for her turn, gosh it must have been tiring for u unless u had some assistance of mpesu "some african viagra tree"

myname, So as i was listening i thought of surprising them like shout en say WHOOOOOOOOOO I CAUGHT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>LMAO

myname
26 Feb 2008 08:21

Guys let mi go home & c u 2morrow. Bye

felfel
26 Feb 2008 08:26

@username: I'm not even wild hey, its just that things happen unexpectadly...i'm a reserved and shy extrovert kanti.......lol

Pooky
26 Feb 2008 08:31

felfel...i dont think it was just i-dagga that was in those muffins coz there were white stuff in there as well, like bits of crushed  popcorn or something,....but we didnt care coz we thought it was gonna make us high for a longer period then i-zol......shu hayi sana it took the cake......bought that isht in town central, at that purple building in Long street, wont mention the name....i'm sure uyayayazi lendawo ndithetha ngayo.

Cnglemother
26 Feb 2008 08:33

Spopo uyaxoka ngeke LOL!! I have a picture of that plate in my heard, odarkie kodwa.

Myname, ekhaya isekhona lobhedi yentsimbi, try having sex kuyo uzofa its so uncomfortable!.  

sponono
26 Feb 2008 08:34

Lots  of nonkroyi'z on TVSA  hi hi hi jus kiddin  y'all (ask nonny to translate)

gotta go
have a fat tuesday evenin with lottsa memoreis created tonite so that you'll give us the low down tommorow

Toxic
26 Feb 2008 08:36

LOL...when i visited my nephew at his res..he had actually cooked and dished for me, RICE & Macarronni and fried two eggs and added two full spoon helpings of mayonnaise and a gallop of tomato sause and two slices of bread....I neva laughed like dat...9he's a big ou by the way...hi hi hi hi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......Unamanga Spo!!!!

mabhebheza
26 Feb 2008 08:43

Pooky my friend was in a state naye her mum..apparently she was scaring everyone at home....!!They thought unamafufunyana,,,and th mothe is a seriou church person so u an imagine the praying in that house ...we both were fine after 2days our bodies were tired  hell i felt numb i swear that zol had additional things!

Nonny
26 Feb 2008 08:43

Congrats Tox, for provifing the best entertainment for the day.

Cheers all!!!

Pooky
18 Jul 2008 09:27

LOL'd like crazy at some of these replies....yah neh

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