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Mkhabalcious

Written by Black Sambuca from the blog Esibayeni on 10 Oct 2007
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With the changes that are happening on this site I don’t know where this one belongs, pardon me if ndiyifake kwindawo engeyiyo. 

What the hell is happening in mzansi/Mzantsi????...The new generation is drooling over guys with 6 pack (not beers), 

Ooh Ntando this, Travor that, don’t get me wrong I’m not player hattin …what happed to the good old days when indoda yokwenene yayondlekile? Back then if you had umkhaba you were the real man, and TV is making the situation worse interviewing guys with ama 6 pack when was the last time you saw abo Kenny Makhenzo, Flabba, nabanye…. Bouga Luv has crossed the floor, what happed to his Mkhaba? 

I have seen chaps complaining about izisu zabo!!! What the hell??? Leave those things for amantombazana. what is about 6 packs? c an you admire a chap with his Mkhaba?  

43 Comments

sponono
11 Oct 2007 00:40

Thanks Black sambuca for representing some of use who dont have time for gym or are just hapy with our spakupaku packs instead of six-packs (mine is not THAT bad though..but I know it could keep expanding at the rate I'm eating..hi hi hi )

anyways I think we are under a lot of pressure because most of you ladies are all hyped -up on sixpacks...
(singin love me for me and not for someone that i will never be cause what u get is what u see and i cant be anymore than what i am)
Do you ladies notice that guys who dont obsess over their looks are more lovin to you....

(but then again guys dont let it all hang-out -healthy-body-healthy-minds LOL

sweetie my baby
11 Oct 2007 00:54

heee? uthini spopo, une mkhaba???? heysh, we gotta rethink lenyalo ya rona...  

kidding, kidding - but it's important to be healthy, and a huge mkhaba is NOT attractive... just not. it don't gotta be a 6 pack - but it shouldn't be a beach ball either..hi hi hi!!

sanas
11 Oct 2007 00:57

Hey Sambuca ungaworry babes , mna sana ndizithandela abomkhabiristo
Andiyifuni indoda ezocomplaina nge weight yayo mna ndizobasathini hayi suka maan ezifake.
Ndivumelana nawe Sponono sam-)

Dimago
11 Oct 2007 01:09

Hai, thanks but no thanks. If i am working so hard to keep myself "relevant"  by sweating at the gym, i refuse to settle for umkhaba...as much as men want their women to look good, they should also look good for us....ama 50...50

Toxic
11 Oct 2007 01:13

LOL Dimags!!!

PhlyLady
11 Oct 2007 01:23

I totally agree with Dimago, it should b a 2 way thing unless u had umkhaba when I fell in love with you, but as u said Black back in the days, times change dont u think we should revolve too? But then again if u feel the urge for umkhaba that's ur meat n u can roast or braai it the way u want to!!

Toodecent
11 Oct 2007 01:25

LMFAO.... if you dont have time for gym and da lady is bugging u mmotse gore DG each day....I guarantee you a mkhaba loss ahahahahaaha hi hi hi.

Amazing
11 Oct 2007 01:30

It's not as if guys give girls with Flab a second glance either. Women ar estarting to give guys a taste of their own medicine. Tsho tsho kuni nonke bantu be one pack.

Tshd21
11 Oct 2007 09:39

Nna I have no problem with a guy who has umkhaba, as long as he is strong enough to carry me from point A to point B, I'm happy! 

Le nna I've got my own flaws BTW!!!! Lol

mathata
11 Oct 2007 13:18

aah you will never know for m mkhaba is OK as long we do our thing,sometimes you met somebody with 12 pack  o thole ale botswa,ka dibono tse tshesanyana for me im sorry,why cant we ask Robert marawa

sponono
18 Oct 2007 00:13

Tshd21 - carry you from point A to pointB..what if you are as big as aretha franklin ....haai nobody's gonna get carried, both our fat-selves will just have to walk  -maybe we'll lose that extra fat...hi hi hi  besides some mkhabalicious guys are way too lazy to even pick up their own leg....(although they can pick that beer-quart  or beer case with ease  hi hi hi)

J-Girl
18 Oct 2007 00:53

It's not as if guys give girls with Flab a second glance either. this is sooooo true ama...yazi thina bantu banemikhaba abasijongi lama o we2

mabhebheza
18 Oct 2007 01:00

Mabhebheza yena loves them big men but not fat as long as is the guy can still look good in his mkhaba n not look like an amoeba...most importantly his mkhaba should nt affect the production machine ....!  (singing  a pot belly still gives good luvin..)

Pooky
18 Oct 2007 02:33

eish i'm sorry but umkhaba is a no no for me... but if you have then it shouldnt be too big ke at least. Nam i'm not a Naomi Campbell, i dont go to gym but i make sure that i do excerscises at home. Ndiyazazi ukuba ndipakile kancinci and i like it that way as long as ndi firm & fit with everything nicely tucked in and not hanging out.

zulugal
18 Oct 2007 03:02

hayi u mhkaba endodeni is a turn off, at least ungabi that big and hanging

myname
18 Oct 2007 03:17

ive dated a guy anyway he was fine the time i met him until he went 2 Cape Town wabuya sana 12months pregnant hee wayesuka ehefuzele ingathi une-Asthma hayi ke mna andiyijayiveli kaloku sana. At least bt not 2 much since i dont do amaplanga plz i dont want a model, i want a MAN. Nami i've got my cellulite & spejeje so what

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 03:36

Ok le bua too much.... hi hi hi LOL I wonder maybe you can help me. Why basadi ba bantsi bana le mapanta on the sites...I mean she can be like the N14 with those curves but still have championship belts around and still guys never complain.(My thinking) but mkhabanyana wa beer tse pedi plus steak and chops its always you getting fat loose weight.
I mean and most guys wont complain mainly because you are a lioness and u good at comforting...the Z14 way!

Pooky
18 Oct 2007 04:06

@myname: Inokuba when he was in CT waye hamba kwaMzoli stooooo much. And another thing is, if you cant see your Mr. ding dong while standing up then uyayazi...  ngumkhaba loyo hi hi hi...  yhooo forgive me buthi ndiyadlala.

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 04:12

ahahahaha Pooky u crack me up.. a friend of mine was aking this other gal last weekend if she can see the entertainment industry while standing or not hi hi hi.

zandii!!
18 Oct 2007 04:26

i like them no mkhaba bt  not too much cnt stand those muscle tops eish

buttabee
18 Oct 2007 04:29

Hayi this a hard one for me. Because Im petite and I work out so I prefer umunto owell built. But that's not to say I discriminate. Coz i know that I have my own flaws as well. 

"But we should encourage our loved ones to watch what they eat and drink." especially wen we are young.. I hate it wen abantu baziyekelela.

Speakin of Mkhabalicious people.  Did u guys see the Times article on DJ sbu. Athi the great thing about loosin weight is "hot girls now say he is hot and he has never had that before.." 

Whatever... its more like trifling groupies are findin an excuse to get into his circle of life. Ok it's true, the weight loss has him lookin better than he did before but I think the REAL hot girls (myself included) would think him hot no matter how much he weighed.   

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 04:37

I believe that goes along with money money money right? + great personality @buttabee.

sponono
18 Oct 2007 04:45

TDC -the entertainment industry ....LOL  thats what you call it nowadays...yoh what if it lacks the entertainment do you still call it the entertainment industry..LOL...

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 04:49

If it lacks entertainment then the album flops cause the equipment is not up to standard so the producer will produce a flop album ehehehehe.

mabhebheza
18 Oct 2007 04:50

i think the mkhaba disturbs the industry coz u find it that the mkhaba owner uyahefuzela n then his  stage performance is a 2minute noodle..show is over b4 the stage light switch on!!!!!

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 04:58

U riding the wrong bus then Mabhebheza..

Black Sambuca
18 Oct 2007 05:00

But ke the majority of ladies that I know digg guys who have umKhaba…. I can attest to that…. So say what you want to say but Mkhaba’s are here to stay

Black Sambuca
18 Oct 2007 05:02

"riding the wrong bus"...hahahahahahaha good one

buttabee
18 Oct 2007 05:05

@ toodecent. Im not gonna deny that Im attracted to passionate successful and driven men. But this is only because nami I share the same values. However i dont think i could ever base or value a friendship on stuff like looks and money ( eish I dont know about the money part.. shitt its a different story if Bill Gates wanted to be friends) Ngoba if he was chubby before, he will probably get chubby again. Uma taught me ukba looks fade

sponono
18 Oct 2007 05:34

what do you do in a case like myname's Capet town story...you go out with this girl and she's not skinny or too fat...(about Pabi Molois or that selimathunzi girl's weight) 
and then coupla months later she keeps ballooning and balooning and she wont stop the eating and you try to think of ways to tell her to stop the madness and you try to find out if she's goin thru somethin but meantime she keeps going unti she's about the weight of that etv gospel-show presenter...(not that she looks bad) but what should you do when the person you were attracted to intially just dissappeares right in front of you  not even going to capetown or something  but right there   suddenly you have Aretha franklin staring at you when you fell in love with a medium....what shoudl you do.....I know love should conquer all but damn somehow uthando luyampintsheka nalo dont you think

Sdakamiswa
18 Oct 2007 05:41

S O T C L M F A O

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 05:47

Sponza enter the industry organise a gig each week/day sing the hit song to come nice and get the Chomme dancers to compete with (in this case they are you)....Jaiva nje ngo Les if possible shaya di tambling tsa ga General...and o benge just like Lvovo now thats a helluva exercise and woth every minute ahahahahahaha! hi hi hi.

Mfethu get you two a Gym subscription, motho wa mo ipetlela like they say monate wa iketsetswa.

sponono
18 Oct 2007 05:59

i could try the gym thin but what about non-stop eating I'm talkin about someone who's always subconciously asking "why is there still some food left...) and the next thing goble goble  anything goes .
.as for the entertainment indursty it used to be in Durbn where I can see it  but now its not even in Jozi..but someone koZimbabwe...(an you know what happens to stuff in Zim) hi hi

tshepiso
18 Oct 2007 06:02

hihi hi hi hi mkhaba, mara monna o mokhaba o tshwarisa tlala ko beteng. the mkhaba made him not to reach the destiny. ha ha ha ha huweee

Luu
18 Oct 2007 06:07

Black sambuca....i love your name....dont u mabhebheza!!!!

KeleFabulous
18 Oct 2007 06:12

i've neva had a problem with imkhaba in men. i mean, mkhaba doesn't have to equals to fat! i've dated guys ba mkhaba before. and i do like big men. to me this represents stregth and i like my men strong. skinny guys just don't do it for me haai sorri

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 06:18

hi hi hi hi Sponono wa mpolaya my outhi..... o mmotse aje dijo a di di tshele some lemon drops...it works.

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 06:20

U fu###ed  EI in Zimbabwe..? You going to die still on the way.

Miss K
18 Oct 2007 06:27

I feel u Kele. I've been reluctant to admit but mna am attracted to Big men and as u said big does no necessarly equals fatty. Hay sorry but i don't do skinny man. 
Skinny man is like having KFC but the skin has been removed! Not the same.

@Sponono...are u trying to get me fired? I'm laughing my a$$ off here!

Black Sambuca
18 Oct 2007 06:30

"U fu###ed EI in Zimbabwe..? You going to die still on the way"  and now????

sponono
18 Oct 2007 06:50

Black Sambuca...we mean the shenaynay has gone as far as Zimbabwe I cant find it...hi hi hi  and I might die tryin to get to Zim...hi hi hi  (die of exitement or exhaustion  TDC should explain neh!

Black Sambuca
18 Oct 2007 07:04

OOh!!!! Lol...you'll need a compass and magnifying glass ke moss

Preshiii
29 Oct 2007 02:48

i think the mkhaba disturbs the industry coz u find it that the mkhaba owner uyahefuzela n then his stage performance is a 2minute noodle..show is over b4 the stage light switch on!!!!! 

He he he he he he he...tee hee hee hee....uuuuuuuuu e e Mabhebheza!!!

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