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PICK UP LINES!!!!

Written by Direre from the blog Direre wa reresha on 27 Sep 2007
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This is my first article; I hope its okay ….

Last weekend, my friend went to a club in JHB and she told me that there was a black dude who was coming onto her and using some lame pick up lines to get her attention…..he did get the attention alright!!! Because she responded like this:

“Pick up Lines! Boy, Black people don’t use pick up lines to get a woman (sista), they are used by white people and are so 1923”

I could not believe it either, are there people who are still using pick up lines to get a woman????

So I asked some ladies if they know some pick up lines and how would they respond to them.

Here is what I could get:

1. GUY : “Hey baby, what’s your sign?
GIRL: “ Do not enter.”

2. GUY: “Would you like another drink?’
GIRL: “Do YOU really think our relationship will last that long?”

3. GUY: “Shall we go and see a movie next week?”
GIRL: “I’ve seen it.”

4. GUY: “I’d go through anything for you.”
GIRL: “GREAT, The exit is just over there.”

5. GUY: “What’s it like being the most attractive person in here?”
GIRL: “You’ll never know.”

6. GUY: “Bond. James Bond”
GIRL: “OFF. Sort Off.”

7. GUY: “Do you kiss with your eyes closed?”
GIRL: “I would if I were kissing you.”

8. GUY: “Are your legs tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day”
GIRL: “YES”. I was looking for a brain cell.

9. GUY: “I could make you very happy.”
GIRL: “WHY? Are you leaving?”

10. GUY: “Kiss me and I will tell you a secret.”
GIRL: “I know your secret – I work at the clinic.”

So bloggers, do you know any pick up line and did you ever have someone using them trying to get your attention????

Ga re boleleng!!!!

44 Comments

presha
27 Sep 2007 06:12

In the dictionary next to the word beautiful there is a picture of you.-gag
If I followed u home, would you let me in. -creepy
Is your father a terrorist? Coz you are the bomb.-stupid

belz
27 Sep 2007 06:21

1. Umuhle ingathi ma ukaka (number 2 in the toilet) ukaka imuffin.
2. Amanzi ogeza ngawo, ngingawaphuza.

KeleFabulous
27 Sep 2007 06:24

lol this is a good one! i don't think anyone's ever used a pickup line with me. just the normal okayish lines like nna ke kopa go go tseba or simple things like that nje

Lady D
27 Sep 2007 06:32

Sorry ausi where do i know you from ..boring!!!!!
You are right Direre,black men dont use pick up lines,ba go shela ninenine.Nice blog hey!!

monchooza
27 Sep 2007 06:32

Sori sisi ngicela ukuku khapha............

NTWANA
27 Sep 2007 06:40

Konj'ubani igama lakho? As if u know me arg...

MamaOmpha
27 Sep 2007 06:41

Sorry sisi ngicela ukuba ubaba omcane wo mtwana wakho>>>> So boring

Umtwana wakho sekakulile, awufuni simlamanise >>>>>arrogant

Jordan
27 Sep 2007 06:44

I use “you are the most gorgeous lady in the room” all the time!!! The ladies love it! I think it’s cos they get surprised...

libra
27 Sep 2007 06:45

"is youe dad a gangster, cos i can see diamonds in ur eyes"- tired and boring
i do not like pick up lines i prefer o mpotse nine nine that u are interested, these lines are usually stolen from movies and e mail so it means u lack originality.Next thing u know he will be using someone lyrics as a poem "written especially for YOU"
some men ko township they have time ya di pick up lines but they annoy me when they start whistling at u or they shout "sorry sister" when u ignore them they go like tsamaya s*f*b* ne ke go zama

Zazacious
27 Sep 2007 06:51

hha belz u just made my day with ur nr 1.my sista was approachd by some guy and he was like; you know, i see your face when i stirr my tea(mind u he had neva met her before)how stupid

Username
27 Sep 2007 06:53

when u ignore them they go like tsamaya s*f*b* ne ke go zama

its so irritating and so immature.

and the ones " You said your name was"---------->none of your business

@ Jordan: okay from Joburg hook up pics Jordan is a girl, now Jordan which team do you play for???????

KeleFabulous
27 Sep 2007 07:02

haa zaza kanti what r u doing???

actually, black men do use pickup lines. we just don't think of them as such. the ones that absolutely irritate the hell outta me: sorri sisi ngi chela uku ku khapha. and when u say no or ignore them: sies u chabanga ukuthi umuhle! who do u think u r blah blah blah. soreu wouldn't have asked me if u didn't think i was! sore loser!!! and: ngiya ku thanda. bathong! nigger i just laid my eyes on u for the first time like 2 seconds ago!!! some of our brothers need some serious education in the art luuv. i still have a problem with those that always ask when they know they don't stand a chance!!! and those that do don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Floh
27 Sep 2007 07:05

Dudlu Ntombi!!!!!!!!
Nongemali uyangena emakethe,
Nongenankom'uyayidla inyama,
Mamuhle mtanomuntu,
Uyang'faka nom'uyang'khipha
etc,etc ,etc.

That one is very annoying especially in front of a crowd, and you end up biting u're nails.

zeebabe
27 Sep 2007 07:09

most annoying: 'hi, those are a nice set of legs, what time do they open?'

Direre
27 Sep 2007 07:12

"You said your phone number was"............... 10111

Zazacious
27 Sep 2007 07:21

Eish i dont know wats happening K-Fab.
Guys do you rememba back in the day when abafana beshela they will say things like
Guy:uyangfaka noma uyangkhipha
Gal: ngiyakukhipha
Guy:wangikhipha osizini etc if you say uyamfaka then umfaka in your heart

Guy:Inkukhu inezi nyawo ezingaki
Gal:two
Guy:Exactly awukwazi ukuma ngonyawo olulodwa
which meant if you had a man already you need two guys
My friend use to give her numba which is 072 twelve-thirty-four
fifty-six seventy-eight

zeebabe
27 Sep 2007 07:21

forgot the sweetest!

"can i have a picture of you? Only I want Santa to know what to get me for Christmas."

"i cant promise you the world but i can certainly make you feel like the most important person on it"

Strange 1's:

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?" akhomazwi

"Are you a parking ticket? cos you got fine written all over you!"

black brothers don't generally use pickup lines, its more common in western side (my opinion).

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 07:25

YOh zeebabe someone actually said that to you. A guy askked for change to get the ball rolling while I was restering at school, I didn't mind the attention coz damn he was cute. He looked like Robert Ri'chard.

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 07:33

This guy was perving over my ass and I caught him in the act and he said. "Can I tap it?

I'm still thinking of more

mabhebheza
27 Sep 2007 07:40

Ngiyacwala ngawe Baby..; Ncitheka phela..and those stupid promises zokuthengela i train uzofuna isporo, thengeli banoyi,, ;Duh..!!!!!!!! i hate pick up lines they irritate me just get 2the point broer than actually turning urself in2 a fool,!!

Xhosa Chick
27 Sep 2007 07:46

Ive read, and heard numbers 1 to 9 before. Yawny.
I like number 10 : " GUY: “Kiss me and I will tell you a secret.”
GIRL: “I know your secret – I work at the clinic.”

zeebabe
27 Sep 2007 07:52

yep amazing! I wanted to hide under a rock or something. sometimes you'll get guys who don't know your face but know your bust size!

Toodecent
28 Sep 2007 02:09

ahahahaha eish you guys made me laugh yazi...I dont think pick up lines work or should I say I dont use them but there are quite a few killer ones I could use.

-Say this is the first time you see this girl and oh boy she rocks.. you go there and say " hi... not that its the first time I see you but girl kiss me if am wrong...isnt your name Precious?"
- Oh so what planet you from cause that ass is outta this world " hi hi hi
_ At a club boy goes to gal and says.." my friends over there bet that I wouldnt make you give me a hug and smile so lets talk about how we will spend their money"
- And for the hardcores...talking about bo MADENZA and hey boy take note of this..
" My name is Monchooza just to let you know cause you will be screaming that tonight"

hi hi hi LOl

Foxy gal
01 Oct 2007 06:50

Guys I've neva been sooo irritated this guy said to me as i was going past him " ngiyamzonda umama" so i was suppose to ask him why but wasn't intersted to know I just went past him, when i came back he said excatly tha same thing & said "ngoba wangzala kamuva kunawe" HOW STUPID IS DAT SH!T!!!

andi01
01 Oct 2007 07:09

Guy- I have been standing across the room for an hour watching you.
Me- Really, why dont u go back and keep on watching me

andi01
01 Oct 2007 07:14

guy- do u like reading
me-of course, yes
guy- whats u favourite book
me-the cheque book

tshepiso
01 Oct 2007 08:11

yeh! what a topic

baby ke a tlala ka wena - mnmnnnnnn boring
ish! waitse ga ke robale bosigo ge ke go gopala - you don't even know me!

kea go rata - we met for hardly a second

Foxy gal
01 Oct 2007 08:54

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Me: Yes, and this one will be if u sit down.

Toodecent
08 Jul 2008 05:34

Mara Direre where are u @? I remember babyjoe on the video of first hookup singing Marara I miss you ...I love you ahahahaha!

Matlhoadibona
08 Jul 2008 05:59

Hahahahaha..................i'm loving this. Just be yourself and say it. When like someone you do, why say some stupid words that irritates them. Hao morata wa morata full stop.

andi01
08 Jul 2008 07:25

I love this topic, @ TDC My name is Monchooza just to let you know cause you will be screaming that tonight", this made me think of Sipho Palesa's ex from generations. LOL
But guys some of these pickup lines (especially the Zulu ones from taxi drivers can be quite sweet if you know how to handle them)

monchooza
08 Jul 2008 07:45

Bathong.....

andi01
08 Jul 2008 07:55

@Monchooza, hi there and what are you bathong-ing about???

monchooza
08 Jul 2008 08:01

I am Bathoing NJE for sweets and peanuts.....LOL

andi01
08 Jul 2008 08:12

eISM monchooza, das why i mic u sometimes, you just make me LOL

Cody
08 Jul 2008 08:16

off Topic- its not a pick up line but the worst thing i have heard ever since i was born.
was on a date with a potential step daddy. The date went well then he asked me what i will like to eat. i told him and asked him what he was going to eat, he said "mba" pele ke tla o jwetsa!!! Jerr, talk about an anti climax!!!!!

carino
08 Jul 2008 08:19

Cody! did you "mba" ke ngoku??

Cody
08 Jul 2008 08:27

no ways Carino, that was a turn off, i ate then, i fortunately had a fake stomach ache! he calls but there is no way i am answering his calls!! he is so cute but damn that was the most pathetic thing eva!!!!!!

Kapakapa
08 Jul 2008 08:36

Guy: Sorry baby can i ask you something?
Girl: Askies im stupid i dont know anything....

andi01
08 Jul 2008 08:36

What is "mba"

Cody
08 Jul 2008 08:39

What is "mba" andio1 its like saying kiss me in sesotho.

Cody
08 Jul 2008 08:40

especially when you kiss a baby, we usually say "mba nana"

Toodecent
08 Jul 2008 08:41

That a$$ is outta this world.......can I ride you tonight to the stars? hi hi hi hi

andi01
08 Jul 2008 09:07

Ohhh so he said, kiss me first then i 'll tell you, thats so cheesy yakkkkkkkkk, sounds more like a blackmailing-threating-without-force statement than a pick upline 2 me.

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