So I have been in an on/of “situation” with one of my guy friends for the fast five or so months. And I was at the point where I saw us growing into something more than the “booty call”.
And because I am a girl who always expresses herself, I hinted to him (let call him X) that I would like to go beyond the booty call.
So you can imagine my heartache and humiliation when I got an invite from him to join a group called BOOTY CALL RULES on Facebook.
No you know how Facebook will expose you by letting all your friends know what is happening in your world.
For those of you who are not familiar with this group this is what it says:
BOOTY CALL RULES
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it
in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events
of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have s*%t to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" s*%t - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do
you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the‘backup,’
unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of
your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not
friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind
when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass
up, get dressed and go the f home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye
contact the better.
19. No condoms, no shagging. Carry your ass home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for
your ass.
Anyway as you can imagine I will never let him near me again. He can kiss my booty goodbye.
Sorry to vent I just had to share my humiliation with People who don’t really know me. I’ve always considered my self a hardcore kinda girl. So it pissed me off that this a*$hole actually hurt me.
For me the worst part of it is that he ruined Buka ya di fatlego for me well for now, that is.
So anyway, I need a comeback ( I have to make him feel small as well ) any suggestions.
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