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Its Life

Written by belz from the blog Belz's Lounge on 14 Sep 2007
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It can be your friend, family, someone nje but these things have happen to everybody, what do you when this happens?


1.  Somebody falls, ass up face kissing the floor!! - mina i laugh my ass off. 

2. Wig falls in front of abantu, oh Gaad!!!! - my friend had this accident sometime sihleli phambili etaxini,the wig fell on top of the guy who wa sitting behind us, i laughed so hard she ddnt talk to me for a week.

3. Someone is acting all sexy but there is somthing peeping in their nose, eew!

4.Someones talking and there's a lot of rain coming out of his mouth - Jesus Christ!

5. Your friend has got kwamentation.

6. You are the only person in a lift and you fart, a good looking guy/gal comes in, oh Lord, embarrassment!!!!

So tell me guys, what do you do?? has number 6 eva happened to you?? not me.

Talk to me

116 Comments

Toodecent
14 Sep 2007 04:00

ahahahahaha Kanti kwenzenjani namhlanje e TVSA hi hi hi Belz mgani wami you just cracked me up. Am gonna take you for checking tonight nah nah nah.

Foxy gal
14 Sep 2007 04:08

<<Somebody falls, ass up face kissing the floor!! - mina i laugh my ass off. >>  I do the same too I laugh so hard esp if they act all serious & have this "why are u laughing attitude" I just cannot stop!!!!! Good 1 Belzito!!!

immaculate
14 Sep 2007 04:14

6. You are the only person in a lift and you fart, a good looking guy/gal comes in, oh Lord, embarrassment!!!! 

Yho yho yho...Belzzzz...kekekeeekeeekkeeeeeee too nice love i'm loving it.

Hi hi hi...it happened to me last year on my 4th day at my new workplace! U know what i did, i'll tell u what i did_i laughed, then said "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"...and kept on saying, eish that old woman_i'm thinking of taking the stairs

belz
14 Sep 2007 04:19

LOL immaculate, hehehehe. mina i think if something like that happened to me i would get out and wait for the lift to come back again or take the stairs intead.

babyjoe
14 Sep 2007 04:20

number 3 happened not so long ago, some guy trying to charm me and all and there it was in his nose. i couldn't concentrate on whatever he was saying.  thank God my aunt was there to my rescue.....

everytime i look at him i see those things.

if you fall, it doesn't matter who you are or where i am. i just burst

Lekese
14 Sep 2007 04:26

I can't stop laughing.... eish as for no.6

yhu eyakha yandehlela kaloku, I got into the lift and the person that got off had farted in there. But that was not it, as my luck would have it, this other guy came running and stopped the lift as the doors were closing. now since I was the only person in the lift, this guy probably thought I done it!!!! Sooo embarrassing

MamaOmpha
14 Sep 2007 04:26

I remember when stilettos where coming into fashion.  My friends and I had a girls day out at one of the malls.  So this one friend of mine (the loudest one) was wearing one of the very high heeled stilettos ( i still don't understand why people wear high heeled stillettos when going shopping).  So we were walking around and yena she decides to walk facing backwards because she wanted to tell us something and she wanted to face all of us.  She fell flat on her butt and  the worst part was she wearing those loose summer dresses and her itsy bitsy g-string got exposed.  We did not laugh at her at that time but when she excused herself to go to the bathroom we couldn' t help our selves and when she came back she could see that we had a good laugh.  That was priceless

babyjoe
14 Sep 2007 04:27

before i forget, last year i went to a conference in Durban and had to leave my house at 4am cos i had  a 5:30 flight. I arrived in Durban with 2 male and 4 female colleagues. we met up with about 30 other colleagues. during a tea break i went to the loo and oh GAAD, there it was. did i mention i was on my period, and i didn't notice that the cream white trouser that i was wearing was a see through. they could see everything, i mean everything. i didn't enjoy myself for 2 whole days. that was an embarassment i'll never forget. i couldn't believe no one cared to let me know......

immaculate
14 Sep 2007 04:29

Falling in public is such an emobarrasment...u don't even think of the pain_Reputation is ur number one worry. If i fall i get up, like a lady_won't even limp no matter how painful it is_then wave like a little queen, and flash my million dollar smile. i'll cry at home.

if somebody else fall...i help them get up, make gore o sharp_and then LAUGH histerically

sjura
14 Sep 2007 04:32

2. Wig falls in front of abantu, oh Gaad!!!! - my friend had this accident sometime.We were in town sizikhiphile ne mpintsham n u knw mos doz rude guyz that force u 2 lsten to them when they tok n so ma frnd decided 2 igno hm and ges what happend?dis guy took n ran off with the wig>and yhoo ndamhleka jo n we had to go n buy a new one coz inwele zakhe were so X.

Lekese
14 Sep 2007 04:35

LOL @ babyjoe..... but why do these accidents never happen when you're wearing dark coloured clothing mara he... I swear it is a conspiracy!!!!!!!!

Dimago
14 Sep 2007 04:36

I have done number 6, but fortunatley for me no one came into the lift...

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 04:36

Yhu Belz thanks for this article....I was about to log off and go home. I am laughing at all those scenarios u mentioned above. I would die if number 6 happened!!

belz
14 Sep 2007 04:40

Yho babyjoe, thts terrible oh lord, i dont know what i'd do in that situation. Immaculate, being the lady yu are, im sure you'd do just that, hihihi.

babyjoe
14 Sep 2007 04:56

but why do these accidents never happen when you're wearing dark coloured clothing mara he?  don't get me wrong, i didn't leak but you could see the panty and how the pad was fitted. i couldn't believe my eyes. yho, that was the most embarassing moment of my life.

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 04:58

OMG Babyjoe, that had to be the most embarrasing moment of your life!!!!!!!!

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 04:59

ok, posted my comment @ the same time u posted yrs so I'm not a parrot ne??

myname
14 Sep 2007 05:01

Sana mna i was wearing my pink skirt & a smallernyana top e-church. I knew my skirt had a problem kwi-zip bt i continue wearing it. It was very hot so i couldnt wear any jacket. So u know we stand & sit down, yho caba my zip get tired & i was wearing a g-string. i stil remember it goes like rwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii & i heared some air, OMG my mpundu r out & i remember my mother saying "LE MITYA NIYINXIBAYO IMINI INYE" and that was that they saw everything & i have 2 wait 4 my freind 2 go & fetch something 2 cover my butt. I sit down the whole service until icawe yaphuma.

zaa
14 Sep 2007 05:07

very funny Belz, can't stop laughing.

I can't help myself ,evrytym i c sum1fall - i laugh my lungs out. Have u noticed how Ngamlas don't find that funny? Last wk was in a meeting & this guy tripped over the extesion cord and i bursted. Ppl (Ngamlas to be specific) were looking at me s if i was crazy....did that stop me?...nooooooooo

incident #2: sumtym last month our tealady, was carrying cups and a bowl of powdered milk, i donno how it happened...she fell and her face stuck in the powered milk, can u imagine that sight...yhu zanke ke tshege sooo....sum things r so funny u know


Farting - my sister always farts when she's sneezing. Iv bin trying 2 2k sum sense into her [like try to minca impundu (english word pls)]when sneezing. She's saying she can't help it ke tlhago. 

3. What about food stuck on the teeth?...Belz, hi hi hi

kwamentation - BIG TURNOFF & INTOLERABLE (suffocation to be exact)

belz
14 Sep 2007 05:12

hihihi myname ecaweni pho??, my friend's gstring yavele yanqamuka nje at work and she was wearing a skirt, Lord she had to take of her panties.

belz
14 Sep 2007 05:14

ROFL @ zaa, bwa hahahahahaha!!!!! geez the ngamlas nami, pple at work always think im mad i crack all the time someone falls.

tshepiso
14 Sep 2007 05:16

hei jo!

no. 2 happened to my friend and I was laughing at her more than everyone nearby

we were walking alongside the road on the pavement, and her wig get caught in the tree, 

guess what .......... ther was school kids also behid us 
ohhh shittttttttt
i can't forget

sjura
14 Sep 2007 05:25

when i was stil in HS n i stl hv the whole scene in ma head very clear.whn we chngd periods we used to chng klses so on this day ma school principal wnt out the cls b4 us so we wr behind him so he misd i step n he fel (we wr scard of him cz h had a big nice sexy voice n libhulu) bt that day i jst cdnt hold ma self ngamhleka ndaguqa ngamadolo ryt infrnt of hm ndade ndambita n he was so pisd off i got i detention for a week.Yhoo i dnt thnk il eva forget that.

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 05:28

goes like rwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii & i heared some air

hahahaha myname..how did u hear some air???

Have u noticed how Ngamlas don't find that funny? T-R-U-E

incident #2: sumtym last month our tealady, was carrying cups and a bowl of powdered milk, i donno how it happened...she fell and her face stuck in the powered milk, can u imagine that sight...yhu zanke ke tshege sooo....sum things r so funny u know 

Zaaa.....i just burst out laughing at the mental imagery!!!


we were walking alongside the road on the pavement, and her wig get caught in the tree,

guess what .......... ther was school kids also behid us
ohhh shittttttttt
i can't forget 

lol Tshepiso.....iyo, that's hectic!! ende bana ba sikolo aren't shy about laughing at a person

Babyphatt
14 Sep 2007 05:36

hahaha great article belz.....

Wig falls in front of abantu, oh Gaad!!!! 
Me and a friend of mine were walking at one of the busiest streets in durban with her mother....a very windy day and it was end of the month ( so u can imagine every tom, dick and harry walking around, kuphithizela) .....and suddenly her mother's wig yavela yazindizela shem and she decided to run after it......she had amagoda ekhanda and she was not about to walk around namagoda...it was funny and sad at the sametime......ukuhleka umuntu omdala...but eventually she caught up with her wig...

And seeing ladies walking around with one shoe or sekahamba kabuhlungu ngoba ishoe heal yakho seyiphukile....can be really funny especially if usisi ehamba no Boyfriend, really embarrasing.....

Lekese
14 Sep 2007 05:40

hayi bantu when I was in matric my class teacher (who has since become my sister-in-law, eish brothers mara, nx!) was walking in front of us. She was carrying some files under 1 arm and a g-string was dangling from the end of the files.  Abantwana besikolo ba cruel, shame uthi wayibona i g-string when she got to the staff room (after a male colleague pointed it out to her) and then she understood why we were giggling so much. She said she was so embarrassed, shame.

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 05:41

what's amagoda Babyphat?

MADENZA
14 Sep 2007 05:42

ROFL, let me recover i will be back.

monchooza
14 Sep 2007 05:43

mina an accident eyangenzakalela sometime last month, whilst sitting down on my desk working i felt i had to release some gas, eish and i could tell that it was going to make noise it was really close there was no time for me to go outside so i released gas like brrrrrrrrrrrr and then i noticed that everyone in the office looked at me, i pretended that i did not see them instead i continued making those similar sounds (bbrrrrrrrrrrrrr's) with my mouth until i could see that they convinced that sound they heard came from my mouth than umsuzo

belz
14 Sep 2007 05:48

LMAO @ monchooza, wawwawawawawawawa, they were not convinced they were trying to make you feel beta!!!!

Lekese
14 Sep 2007 05:48

babyphatt, how can I forget the shoe thing?? it appened my first yr varsity. I went home for a weekend and eish my parents decided to spoil me. i bought these popular sandals ko Edgars. bantu, on a Monday morning walking to lectures qwaba isandal ukophuka.

hayi kaloku mna andidibani nezindiphoxisayo, i bunked class and walked back to res via back routes. shu ukuphoxeka okunjalo

Babyphatt
14 Sep 2007 05:52

what's amagoda Babyphat?@ toxic
When you plait your hair for ukuyolala.....

Unik
14 Sep 2007 05:58

Just to be on the yellow line kancinci nje.....1 time has a flight special to All Routes - R159 (one way) only on Oct and Nov dates and the special ends at 12midnight...

I thought I culd share....:)

lorrelai
14 Sep 2007 06:06

Just a week ago I farted in the office, there was only one guy in the room who only speaks english and twi on. Two of my colleagues came as the odour was filling the room. They kept asking "yintoni maan le inukayo?" , I was in stitches with laughter and I shifted the blame onto the other guy.

Jordan
14 Sep 2007 06:12

<<<5. Your friend has got kwamentation.>>> kwa kwa kwa tl tl tl. Is a friend with kwamentation still a friend??? LOL

Good one couzy!! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!

Foxy gal
14 Sep 2007 06:16

Hawu Jordy!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO

sbu001
14 Sep 2007 06:20

6. You are the only person in a lift and you fart, a good looking guy/gal comes in, oh Lord, embarrassment!!!! 

Just look serious (unqume),if its the two of u they won't say a thing.
Get out its many of them and leave them with the smell.
                  Get a good laugh about it after that.

Sam2sy
14 Sep 2007 06:20

Guys, what is kwametation???

tshepiso
14 Sep 2007 06:24

there was other time this year, we were in a management meeting, other guy the name is on him, highly ranked surpose to give a short presentation. 

hee u know  where did his first word burst from? his assssss 

ke ne ke batla go itshwara but i could not 

imagine the quetness of the boardroom and you 
POOOOOOOEEEEEEP --POEEEEP VERY LOUD

and u r body is
obese

sbu001
14 Sep 2007 06:30

tshepiso:I can imagine the look on his face when evry1 was looking at him ...hi hi hi

Sparrow
14 Sep 2007 06:44

Hi everi-one!!!

Cool 1 Belz as alwayz!

Sam2sy
14 Sep 2007 06:44

6. You are the only person in a lift and you fart, a good looking guy/gal comes in, oh Lord, embarrassment!!!! 

Mina what happend with me was, I had just walked in the toilet to go wash my hands and someone beka moshile, mind you me we have got unisex toilets at work neh!!! so this new good looking client of ours walked in yooooo, ne o kare nkare lefatshe bulega ke kene!!! and later I had to talk business with him neh!! I was so embarased!!!

presha
14 Sep 2007 06:45

@Sam2sy, it's body odour

lizzy14
14 Sep 2007 06:46

shame Tshepiso hahahahah kwakwakwa but hey if nature calls it calls....

i rememeber i fell on the stairs not so long ago i got up and LMAO i mean the way i fell was so stupid luckily i was alone...i even broke my shoe heal.

Miss K
14 Sep 2007 07:00

Yho i don't even wanna think about my worst ever embarassing moment, laud i still blush when i think about it and my friends don't know (now they'll know).

i have a problem i can't minca (doctors call it weak bladder?). I went out on a first date with this guy and were on the freeway from Joburg to Pretoria then i can feel that i need to pee but i'm too shy to ask him to stop on the side of the road for me to pee. So i try and keep it in but i can feel it slipping thru but i thought since i was wearing jeans i'm safe. Yho imagine when he drops me off and i stand up there's this HUGE, round ,wet spot on my seat!!!

Lets just say it took me miliseconds to run from his car to my house and i never answered his calls again. Shame the boy is so sweet he sends sms saying he understands and he'd like 2 see me again. NEVER!! SOZE TU!

Foxy gal
14 Sep 2007 07:05

Welcome Home Sparrow !!!! *hugs & kisses*

sponono
14 Sep 2007 07:06

yuuuh Belz....yo magination is wicked...ROTFL....

BTW sombody tell me what is kwamentation co me I dont know
with regards to number 6...it happened at work after these construction guys had been workin and used the left (u know how sweaty and stiny they can be after  long day of labour)as soon as they exited I had to use it and on the first floor in walks this girl, and I just immediately explained that iskwata besisebenzisa ilift aksimina...and she laughed so much and said why u-expleina...and I felt stupid after all....shooo

Sparrow
14 Sep 2007 07:17

@ foxy, thank u!!!!

@sponono, its d odour coming frm one's under-arm. 
hope dat helps.

KittyKat
14 Sep 2007 07:26

Eish mara the things that happen 2 us, I was walking in town with my brother it was after work so ke there were loads of people around and there I was in my super high heels and I misjudged the pavement and went tumbling on2 my knees, everyone around my was soo concerned and you know what my bro said, in this bored tone, "eish get up wena u'll hurt yoself!"  yho imagine! But I know that I wud have said the same to him.

KittyKat
14 Sep 2007 07:35

thanks belz for this blog, there's one issue I wana raise- do u know when ur wearing a g-string and you get a wedgie, HOW IN THE HELL DO U GET A WEDGIE FROM A GEEZA, while that remains a mystery, do u know how when u wearing yo tight jeans and you absolutely HAVE to de-wegde and you cant do it over them jeans then u have to put yo hand inside and pull it out, well my sister does it in public, she'll get me to stand behind her while she wrestles her g-string out of u know where! , seriously! 

and when you have an itch on yo butt cheek and when you scratch them ngamlas start looking at you funny kanti it aint like you have yo hand INSIDE

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 07:43

Miss K...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

sponono
14 Sep 2007 07:45

like thinking someones is pregnant when its actually the mkhabas just showing up uninvited...this is how I said it recently..."mmmhh I see we are expanding the family..you must be thrilled.."  Oh no I'm not pregnant- and she didnt even explain that its the mkhabaz..and all I could say was "oh eeeh  yah neh.....so howz work"  totaly awkward, but funny

tshepiso
14 Sep 2007 07:53

last month i was at a stadium, it was that Telkom Charity cup 
i was with my luv there, he was on standby ko mosebetsing, i started enjoying myself whilst he was away for a call, by drinking and drinking until i lost it 

what was embarassing the next morning was

i found myself in my future father-in-law's bed 

he was not aware i was dating with his son 

and he my exluv was standing infront of the bed 

this is true guys ''''' 
real truth

sponono
14 Sep 2007 07:53

thanks Sparrow...

When you fall in public the worse part , is when everyone around pretends as if they DONT WANT to laugh, and they keep asking "are you ok were you hurt"  Leave me the FK alone  I need a big hole to hide  LOL

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 07:57

hahahaha KittyKat:
"eish get up wena u'll hurt yoself!" yho imagine! But I know that I wud have said the same to him.

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 08:00

yuuu Sponono--maybe i shoud just announce it now:

I HAVE MKHABA...I AM NOT EXPANDING MY FAMILY-IF U RUN INTO ME, DON'T ASK HOW FAR ALONG I AM CAUSE I SO DON'T LIKE PULLING IN MY TUMMY.

owethu260
14 Sep 2007 08:03

6. You are the only person in a lift and you fart, a good looking guy/gal comes in, oh Lord, embarrassment!!!! mna i dont suza kwilift but i fart on the corridor @ work... i fart & walk fast so whoever will be left alone

myname
14 Sep 2007 08:13

Shame mna i think i have a problem apha emsuzweni. This started when i was young especially when im doing tea 4 my parents i wil go PEXEPEXE & my mother wil shout at mi athi "AWUKWAZI KUBAMBI MPUNDU ULIXHEGWAZANA" & sana she wil punish mi. And im stil doing it 2day & i even do it on my 1st date with the man im with 2day. Hayi sana ndiyazi-exercizer ezam if i feel 2 bt i hate some1 doing it on my presence. Bt guys its just happen i dont do it on purpose.

sponono
14 Sep 2007 08:13

Toxy...as a guyI dont ussually comment on pregnent girls, but you see she's a recently married somebody and is actually tryin to have kids, so it just made sense espesh I had not seen her in ages......dont worry I'll complement your mkhaba when I see you hi hi hi hi

sjura
14 Sep 2007 08:13

mmmmmmmmmm Tshepiso????????m sori ma dear bt dat is so ROTHMANS CUP, bt m not saying u lyn jst that I find it very very very hard 2 biliv it, nt u bt ur story.

sponono
14 Sep 2007 08:16

what about suzaring on your first date with this hot somebody

Sparrow
14 Sep 2007 08:17

@sponono Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Sori but are u talkn from exprience??

Mina i was walking in town behind a tall dude and bcoz
im vertically challenged, when he turned a corner i hug of those poles
dat are on the side of  pavement!!!!!

 

KittyKat
14 Sep 2007 08:23

oy Tshepiso, scaryyyyyyyyyyyy!

chitty
14 Sep 2007 08:26

Eish! embarassing moments. Talk about timing. It happened this passed tuesday at the gym. I was on the treadmill. Infact, about to mount the tread mill after this white dude. Apparently, he dismounted whilst it was still in full speed so i thought it had stopped. So i went full body legs and all, and there i was trippling and rolling at the same time in full speed on the treadmill, and you know how we the fairer sex are. Noisy. I screamed to the top of my voice, and brought the entire gym to a standstill. I felt loud buzzes in my head as i lay sprawled on the floor and i heard simpathetic "oh..my gosh..sisi, are you ok(s)?? and the instructors coming to my rescure, "did you injure yourself? And i went like (forcing composure), "oh no..i'm fine. nxa, silly treadmill. I still havent been to the gym for the past three days, nursing my injured knees and back. Eish! too bad especially when it happens in the prescence of your crush. Flip!.

Mambox
14 Sep 2007 08:36

Gotta tell you this guys. When i was in high school, it was time for out speech and drama lesson, we went into the class room and the teacher wasn't there. We also sat down and kept quiet, mind you this was a very strict teacher...she walked in, not by herself this time but with a long train of toilet paper hanging down from inside her pants. Nobody knew what to say...so we just burst out laughing. Until this sweet girl went up to her and told her. She just took it off there with a straight face and continued with the lesson as if nothing had happened. That was just an act....no sign of embarrassment nothing...(she is a speech and drama teacher afterall)

myname
14 Sep 2007 08:37

out of topic - bt do u stil remember that pulling chair when u r about 2 sit. Okey this day there is this new girl @ school WAYEZIFONELA too much. So since i was indlavinikazi & ancestor i pulled the chair & she fell down & she was wearing (isi-stretch esimeroon esinemiqgobho ) A MEROON STRETCH WITH HOLES. Bt shame i did apologize 2 her & it was the day i stop doing some dirty naughty things & she become my freind even 2 day we r stil calling each other

Foxy gal
14 Sep 2007 08:43

@ Sparrow <<im vertically challenged>> in other words u are ......... short!!!! hi hi hi

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 08:48

hayi man spopo-i was making a public announcement....

Lex
14 Sep 2007 08:52

This other chick @ church was sitting on the bench in front of ours and her periods decided to come just when we were standing up to pray.She was wearing a pink skirt and blood was dripping onto the bench and bo-ausi who were on the same bench with me,were showing everybody on our bench and giggling.I then poked her and showed her her blood,poor thing was so embarrased.She then left to go home and phela that was the first prayer of the service.She neva came back to church,even today and this happened about ten years ago,serious guys.

zulugal
14 Sep 2007 08:56

mis kay sana very funny, that was worse ,, shame give him i last chance kodwa

Kapakapa
14 Sep 2007 09:01

Guys Ive always been watching from the sidelines and decided to register today. Damn Ive never laughed this much.....

 - incident #2: sumtym last month our tealady, was carrying cups and a bowl of powdered milk, i donno how it happened...she fell and her face stuck in the powered milk, can u imagine that sight...yhu zanke ke tshege sooo....sum things r so funny u know ( Zaa - O mpolaile bjanong!)

Foxy gal
14 Sep 2007 09:11

Finally u r out of the closet ! Welcome home *hug*

KeleFabulous
14 Sep 2007 09:17

<just felt i shud show some support>

Kapakapa
14 Sep 2007 09:18

Thanks Foxy G. 

One time i was with 2 coworkers, one decided she had to go past some shop and ran infront of us and a few meters away there she is flat on face...shame she decides to just get up and walk. We, laugh our asses off and decide when we meet up le yena we'll just pretend as if we didnt see anything. ha, we meet and she goes "eish joe did u c....."- we just couldnt contain ourselves we just burst out laughing!!!

sponono
14 Sep 2007 09:24

welcome Kapakapa 
(I'm the assistant moderator...My job:-in case of nasty replies, I press delete like a lightning..and voila your reply is gone...lol

the tealady incident is a killer LOL

Lex -I cant believe ladies actually laugh at each other for somethin like this...eish I hope no guy had to witness this "natural-error"  yohh

a friend of mine was using a library toilet and there was no toilet paer, so he was shouting for me to bring it through the window and  I didnt have one and the library didnt have it so I said esih you'll to wait a little longer
outside there was one girl he had hots for and she heared everything but the fool came out  (he used some paper from his notes)  and the look on his face when he saw her PRICELESS

Toxic
14 Sep 2007 09:27

that's really a priceless moment sponono!!

myname
14 Sep 2007 09:31

Hi kapakapa & guys im out of here & have a gud weekend

belz
14 Sep 2007 09:33

Welcome Kapalapa, crazy bunch this, dont yu think, Miss K, i've neva laughed this much!!! kwakwakwa

monchooza
14 Sep 2007 09:33

kapakapa wlcome to TVSA, where your we value your opinion and true expessions, wamkelekile mtasekhaya

Username
14 Sep 2007 09:45

When I was still in High School I had this Afrikaans teacher that I didn’t like very much. So we got off the taxi and we were crossing the main road which is packed with students early in the morning. My teacher decides to run across the road. But as soon as she was in the middle of the road she fell face first, it was like she was diving or something. I laughed so much my stomach hurt. We all pointed at her.

Xhosa Chick
14 Sep 2007 09:47

Off topic, who watched Generations last night? Ace wearing a polka-dot blouse!

ngwana
14 Sep 2007 09:52

No 6.

But what happened was, i was walking up the stairs and when i checked the coast there was no one there so i farted. then next thing i know this guy who is very hot (but i dont like him cause he is a D@*k ) was running up there stairs. he just pulled a face. but i was so busted. 

With the falling, i'm very clumsy so tripping is like a daily thing.

Annonymous
14 Sep 2007 10:02

Only Xhosa Chick can lay low the entire day & when she pops up it's to be off topic..........neway.......I saw that pathetic blouse Ace was wearing and still on the subject of Ace, someone emailed me his wedding pics today, I was quite suprised to see how stylish his wedding was & and the wifey is not that bad either..........he just didn't strike me as the stylish type!!! 

belz
17 Sep 2007 03:13

Nony: Ace is married, yho acting makes people look like they are just like that in real life, i saw tha blouse and i just thought maybe he was late and they picked that from Busi's wardrobe.

pat
17 Sep 2007 04:19

LMAO @ Anon... Ace's wedding pic ijo!!

Best-Achiever
14 Nov 2008 12:34

LOL ....LOL

Shuga babe
14 Nov 2008 12:41

<<.Someones talking and there's a lot of rain coming out of his mouth >>
That person leave you No choise but to put on an Umbrella, LOL

Best-Achiever
11 Mar 2009 10:42

Today when i was going to takea lift, there was aguy picking nose using his T-shirt and when he realised that i saw him, he was so ambrarrased and the look in the first made me to burst in laghter, when the lift came and i got in, he just stood there and said "you can go"...i guess he waited for another one and i felt so bad for laughing in his face

Best-Achiever
11 Mar 2009 10:51

the first  - his face

Toxic
11 Mar 2009 10:53

LMAO! Yho, this article just made my Wednesday! i'm going to buy chinese to celebrate my all of a sudden good mood!

Best-Achiever
11 Mar 2009 10:55

hopefully not on credit Tox...LOL

awelani
11 Mar 2009 10:58

LMAO..

belz
11 Mar 2009 11:08

This article looks stupid all of a sudden.

tshepiso
11 Mar 2009 11:27

Jah! those days was great and to remember we were all golden bloggers 

Heeeeeeee Moderator, administrators what happened to our golden name?

Nonny
11 Mar 2009 11:34

This article looks stupid all of a sudden.
LOL Belz, I also can't believe my comment abt Ace's Wedding (heyi, umuntu ade aqala ukweyisa...LOL), but grand grand sesi amadlozi ase TVSA manje thina, this was 2007 and we were still here?

TheLady
11 Mar 2009 11:34

I'll just copy and paste the email from my BFF-just got it now (don't kill me girlfriend...love you)

imoemish phela esiyenzakalile emeetingini kimi:ngiphume ngiye etoilet
uma sengiqedile ngizibuke esibukweni mameshaneeee!!! IGODA
alikho ekhanda ngigijime ngilibheke epassage do!!! ngilunguze kwi
boardroom naliyaaaaa lizihlalele kahle estulini ngathi ngilikhothengile
hahahha!!! ngingene sengiyinja ekhwece umsila ngilithate ngilibuyisele
ekhanda.

faraimagic
11 Mar 2009 11:36

Golden Names......after all this time?where have you been?LOL

faraimagic
11 Mar 2009 11:36

Golden Names......after all this time?where have you been?LOL

Strolicious
11 Mar 2009 11:37

Lol....ezingasoze zabuna

Nonny
11 Mar 2009 11:39

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa...............TheLady - that is the worst case ever, after Maud's g-string story, phela that one ihamba yodwa......LOL

Best-Achiever
11 Mar 2009 11:41

TheLady - that is the worst case ever, after Maud's g-string story, phela that one ihamba yodwa......LOL

kwa kwa kwa kwa kw a ...tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl

TheLady
11 Mar 2009 11:42

hahaha-shame she wanted to cry I just called her now Nonns, worse she works for uhulumeni (government), you know what we can be like. Eish naye I told her about amagoda

Strolicious
11 Mar 2009 11:44

ha ha ha  TL..so walibuyisela igoda lakho..

Nonny
11 Mar 2009 11:48

hahaha-shame she wanted to cry I just called her now Nonns, worse she works for uhulumeni (government), you know what we can be like. Eish naye I told her about amagoda
LOL TheLady, nami i am mad abt amaghoda, but I make sure that it is firm, tell her that next time, she must use lama facekamu that come with ighoda and then support it with opini abayi 4 hayike lapho engaya ngisho kwisonto lezayoni and bamuthandazele and ighoda will still be intact!

Cape Hustlaz
11 Mar 2009 11:51

6. You are the only person in a lift and you fart, a good looking guy/gal comes in, oh Lord, embarrassment!!!! 

We need mountain hiking with a German girl who is on attachment at our company and it was quite people looking at the moon rising and there was a big fat,..........BoOm!!!!!!I couldnt help but laught it out,and it was her.On our way down,we couldnt walk together she said she was remaining behind for some few drinks!

myname
11 Mar 2009 11:52

LOL TL, shame bantu

awelani
11 Mar 2009 11:57

TL,, please translate,, i did Zulu nge lower grade..

belz
11 Mar 2009 11:59

LOL!!! TL!!! 

hayike lapho engaya ngisho kwisonto lezayoni and bamuthandazele and ighoda will still be intact>>>> kwakwakwa

Cape Hustlaz
11 Mar 2009 12:00

@Tshepiso
was with my luv there, he was on standby ko mosebetsing, i started enjoying myself whilst he was away for a call, by drinking and drinking until i lost it

what was embarassing the next morning was

i found myself in my future father-in-law's bed

he was not aware i was dating with his son

and he my exluv was standing infront of the bed

this is true guys '''''
real truth

Glad you were given your real price tag............second hand clothes need that!

TheLady
11 Mar 2009 12:06

Eish aphologies awe-I just copied and pasted.

imoemish phela esiyenzakalile emeetingini kimi:ngiphume ngiye etoilet 
A moemish just happened to me in the meeting-I went to the loo
uma sengiqedile ngizibuke esibukweni mameshaneeee!!! IGODA 
when I was done, I looked on the mirror OMG!!!! The ponytail
alikho ekhanda ngigijime ngilibheke epassage do!!! ngilunguze kwi 
is not on my head anymore-Ilooked at the passage-nothing!!!
boardroom naliyaaaaa lizihlalele kahle estulini ngathi ngilikhothengile 
I peek kwi boardroom there it is on my chair like I had just hung it there
hahahha!!! ngingene sengiyinja ekhwece umsila ngilithate ngilibuyisele 
ekhanda.
took it and put it back on

Cande
11 Mar 2009 12:15

LOL@ BA

Toxic
11 Mar 2009 12:15

LMAO The Lady!!!

Nonny
11 Mar 2009 12:16

LOL at the English version, seems even more dramatic....LOL

myname
11 Mar 2009 12:21

LOL at the English version, seems even more dramatic....LOL But Nonny it doesnt beat the Zulu part. Its true when they say, some jokes r nice when expressing with ur language but even this 1 is nice........i hope urite u sisterrr, sorry sisterrr

TheLady
11 Mar 2009 12:25

usisterr is gonna have to get over it haha...

Nonny
11 Mar 2009 12:28

LOL ast the lokshin word "sisterrrrrrrrrrrr"

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