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Missing the X-factor

Written by Jordan from the blog Off The Record on 20 Aug 2007
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First of all, I’d like to say BIG UPS to LIVE for their contribution in promoting South African music. They may have a boring opening title sequence (or whatever it is that they call a song that plays when a show starts); not fired Andile; hired a loud co-presenter whose dress sense is questionable (I love Bee, BTW), still doing ONE and pretending it’s a new show, but they ROCK!!!

Now that that’s out of the way, let me get on with business…


Martin (member of the 2000 and something winners of Coca-Cola Postars group, Ghetto Lingo)‘s video was the first one up. The name of the song is Nonganga. I like the song, the video is forgettable. And judging by his disturbing dance moves (the man can gyrate) and facial expression (he looks like he is in pain, don’t know if that translates to passionate), he loves his song too! Chisa Roba Letheka!!!



Palesa was in the studio. They weren’t performing, they were there for an interview; which is a good thing because they were stepping on each other’s sheets (or whatever it was that they were wearing). It would be a disaster if they had to move anymore than they did! BTW, they donated some money for Busi Mhlongo. Methinks they have full-time jobs. Unless, of course, the moola is coming from their CD sales??? The interview was, in true LIVE style, nothing to write home (or TVSA in this case) about. Didn’t know that one of the girls “Enterrred Coca-Corrrla Porrpstarrrs in 2003”. They all speak like that BTW. Thata Mams!


They showed Drencko’s video; songs name is No More. Drencko, bhuti wami, please rethink your style, you are killing your career. Very few people want to see a man in pink underwear (or something that looks very much like it) and pink ribbons; well, at least I don’t. Think about it, neh. They also showed You make me better by Fabo ft Neyo and Beautiful Girl by Sean Kingston. Love both songs!

Has Elle seen Brickz lately? He is looking cute. They showed an insert of his interview, talking about his album due for a release soon. Another insert they showed was the making of a video for Teargas. The director (or producer) is Thapelo Mokwena. Sorry ladies, he is behind the scenes!!! Oh and guys, we are waiting for a new album, somblief!!!



Mandoza was there to tell his side of the story of him allegedly klapping Mpho… says he wasn’t even there… Mpho was fighting with some other chick… Sowetan never writes anything positive about the black man… he is suing… “I will fight you until until”. Enough said. I don’t want to get involved. One question, though: Is he still a musician?



And of course, my favourite: Chomee! She was there with her entourage (the papers love saying that, neh). She did two songs live. She wore a black and blue outfit, with a feather tail. Yoh, and be ka fesha like crazy!!! She changed outfits for the second song and she wore a black lace thing and be ka fesha still. I must say that this feshing business and the outfits is good distraction from your songs. Good for you, chozza! Next time you can just dance to instrumentals, we won’t notice.

Andile did a review of Zonke’s CD titled Life Love and Music… he loves it… gave it a 4/5… At the risk of sounding like a souding like a stuck record, they should have asked someone else to do the reviews. LIVE, please email me. I could give you really good tips on how you can improve your show. Seriaas!!! Holler at jordan28.inc@gmail.com. Bonang has toned her voice down by 3 decibels, but stylewise she hasn’t redeemed herself. I still believe in you Bee!!

That’s all from me, guys. Did y’all watch the show? What did you think?

Pics are taken from the internet (duh)



43 Comments

Toodecent
20 Aug 2007 04:06

Chomee bathong huuuuuuuuuiwe..!

Cande
20 Aug 2007 04:20

Hey Jordan
Eish Drencko is cramping SA music's style.
down by 3 decibels, hi hi hi, What is decibels?? i left school during break time.
Please someone lend me this Zonke's CD

Has Elle seen Brickz lately? He is looking cute. couldn't have agreed with you more.

The director (or producer) is Thapelo Mokwena. Thapelo Mokoena with an "O",  o rata gampe go tswanalizer everything, hi hi hi kidding.
The brotha was still looking as hot as ever. i don't like the fact that he is behind the scenes.

babyjoe
20 Aug 2007 04:37

Hey Jord, the girls' pic is scary man, can't you airbrush it plsssssssssssssssssssssss

Toxic
20 Aug 2007 04:41

Didn’t know that one of the girls “Enterrred Coca-Corrrla Porrpstarrrs in 2003”. They all speak like that BTW. Thata Mams! 

Hahahaha.....mara is it the same 3 on the CD sleeve cause that other one looked MAJORLY big on studio! Konje why were they being interviewed? It was so unmemorable I had completely forgotten about them when Chomee did her feshing business.

“I will fight you until until”. Enough said. I don’t want to get involved. One question, though: Is he still a musician? 

LMAO!!!!!X10. He sounded like he wanted to use the F'**K word mara just couldn't find the space to put it in..."i'll sue those F bastards, yeah"! Eish he just made my day mara was it my TV set or did he look too excited to be on LIVE (read not too sober)

they should have asked someone else to do the reviews. LIVE, please email me. I could give you really good tips on how you

Agree with you..that show should actually be called Andile's whatever...he does ALL the interviews..poor Bonang just introduces the clip and we see Andile, haai enough!

Very few people want to see a man in pink underwear (or something that looks very much like it) and pink ribbons

Make that A LOT of people....the only thing i remember is how funny that woman in the boxing ring looks like. Not much to say abt the song, can't even remember the tune.

Pics are taken from the internet (duh) 

This is a funny line-Tired of writing out all the sources' names Jordy, heheheh! 

Jordan
20 Aug 2007 04:51

LOL Cande-girl. Ke kopa o ska mphoxa on my blog, I will delete your comments. Go lla saka setlhako mo. hi hi hi.

Decibel is a unit used to measure sound or noise in Bonang’s case!!!

Tee, paje e tlo go go bolaya!!!

<<<Hey Jord, the girls' pic is scary man, can't you airbrush it plsssssssssssssssssssssss>>> You think it will work? LOL

babyjoe
20 Aug 2007 04:54

i think it will, just try it out.

Toxic
20 Aug 2007 05:02

which girl?

Jordan
20 Aug 2007 05:09

<<<Hahahaha.....mara is it the same 3 on the CD sleeve cause that other one looked MAJORLY big on studio!>>> Tjotjotjo. You know coming to think about it, I am not so sure anymore.... You are right, there is a huge (pun intended) difference!!!

LMAO ka Mandoza! You are on your own on this one. He will fight you until until too!!!

And Babyjoe is talking about Palesa, apparently the pic is scaring her!!!

Lushi
20 Aug 2007 05:12

his disturbing dance moves (the man can gyrate) and facial expression (he looks like he is in pain.  True there Jordan.

Chomza  huuuuuuuuuiwe..!!!!!,  No comments

Mandoza denying the allegations, I dono what to beliv but big part of me still believe Ndozman tunad daai ding phela loko kufana naye

babyjoe
20 Aug 2007 05:16

oh make it black and white, that will do.

Weiss
20 Aug 2007 05:34

LOL @ Mandoza comment! I like the sound of Martin Phike's song. Haai Chomee was really distructing me... I couldn't help noticing how she looked like an ostrich, when she was wearing that kinky blue & black outfit. No.. no.. the gal must start covering up sooner - has a nice body though!

Jordan
20 Aug 2007 05:39

Dear Mandoza.

I would like to state that I am not to be held responsible for comments by Toxic, Weiss and Lushi. Please note that I don't even have an LOL or a LMAO next to any comments I made about you.

Sincerely,

J

PS. Guys, you are on your own!!!

Cande
20 Aug 2007 05:41

he he he Jordan uthanda kabi uku te khawata

belz
20 Aug 2007 05:50

ROFL @ Jordy!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Toodecent
20 Aug 2007 05:53

Did you know that Jordan you must always add blubb images because did you know I always do it for you and its overtime?

belz
20 Aug 2007 06:02

tdc: did you know that its your job to help the technincally challenged like Jordy.

Jordan
20 Aug 2007 06:05

TDC and Belz. Did you know that the two of you are on the wrong blog?

But still on the did you knows: Belz, did you know that Tdc is only helping me for the first time with this?

belz
20 Aug 2007 06:07

LOL, sorry Jordy this did you know thing is really hlanyisaring me.

lejazz
20 Aug 2007 06:13

The show was kind of boring.Bee must do something about her attire.Did you guy s see her dress which she was wearing last week?That is not cleavege.Chomee was hotter than boiled water.

Beyonce
20 Aug 2007 06:14

LoL Jordy... nice blog child! You must do something about that Toxy-gal-crush... nami I acted on my Lolly-gal-crush, but I'm not telling any more than that hi hi ihi

KeleFabulous
20 Aug 2007 06:29

NIce recap Jordy! very funny esp the one about the gyrating guy who might be in ecstacy..i always thot so too!

and i have also always had a girl crush on u 2! (what is it with u and women?!) so now whether ur a guy/girl i don't care anymo! i'm crush for u eva?

Gucci
20 Aug 2007 06:46

Palesa was in the studio. MAJOR ACCIDENT!!!!!!! Someone pls fire their sylist NOW!!!!

Martin (member of the 2000 and something winners of Coca-Cola Postars group, Ghetto Lingo)‘s video was the first one up. The name of the song is Nonganga.
The song is nice. Not too sure about the dance moves for the Video.

They showed Drencko’s video . OKAY OKAY NOW!!!!! Let me rather reserve My comments for this one!!!! Boy in PINK - Yack!!!!!!!! 

Mandoza was there to tell his side of the story of him allegedly klapping Mpho. Gaad only knows!!!!!!!!!!

Chomee! She was there with her entourage. HOT SEXY BODY - JEALOUS DOWN!

Weiss
20 Aug 2007 07:04

They showed Drencko’s video . OKAY OKAY NOW!!!!! Let me rather reserve My comments for this one!!!! Boy in PINK - Yack!!!!!!!! 
Haai Gucci! Poor guy is trying to make a living.

I must say though. Palesa must at least try to be like Chomee (sort of)- their Cinderella outfits are best for wedding function. They all looked uncomfortable and lost.

Bricks is gonna sell - cuteness, confidence, style and he's comfortable - that's smart.

Gucci
20 Aug 2007 07:10

Haai Gucci! Poor guy is trying to make a living.  More like digging his own grave in the Music Industry!!!!! Aaikhona.

Jordan
20 Aug 2007 07:26

<<<and i have also always had a girl crush on u 2! (what is it with u and women?!) >>>

Hey KeleS. I just have a thing for women, you on my list BTW, seriaasli.

Gucci, you are right ka Chomee! She is damn segzy

<<< must say though. Palesa must at least try to be like Chomee>>> You are kidding, right???

cnhlanhla
20 Aug 2007 15:00

Palesa was in the studio.

 it looked like the gals were scared & jst couldn't wait to sit, which is why  they ended up tripping each other & what made me laugh was that they jst sat & ignored what was happening with their sheets/dresses. but i must say that i really enjoyed the show.  

Xhosa Chick
21 Aug 2007 03:50

LOL LOL @ “Enterrred Coca-Corrrla Porrpstarrrs in 2003”. They all speak like that BTW." Thanks Jordy!

Anyway, I didnt watch the show. Am tired of (the very pretty) Bonang shouting at the top of her lungs since she started. Since Jordan says she's a few decibels softer, ill take her word for it.

JuJu
21 Aug 2007 06:23

ai ai ai , Chomee, sho nuff she's got a hot bod maara eish, she looked like a hoochie in the second song, damn! 

and the Martin dude, oiii, what can I say? he freaks me out BIG TYM!

Toodecent
21 Aug 2007 06:34

Damn I was just listerning to the my fantasy song...mara bahong ngwana o mong can ing jealous down. The dance moves on Live I dont waa talk about.

presha
21 Aug 2007 06:42

hehehehe! r u talking about chomee? she def can ing she ings like a bird! She knows how to move her sexy long legs, 4 sho!

Jordan
21 Aug 2007 07:09

<<<Since Jordan says she's a few decibels softer, ill take her word for it.>>> I think she has been exchanging tips le Dineo Ranaka. She is really a little bit softer.

<<<ai ai ai , Chomee, sho nuff she's got a hot bod maara eish, she looked like a hoochie in the second song, damn! >>> I thought the feather tail was worse!!!

<<<Damn I was just listerning to the my fantasy song...mara bahong ngwana o mong can ing jealous down. The dance moves on Live I dont waa talk about.>>>

I prefer the moves over her “singing”

<<<hehehehe! r u talking about chomee? she def can ing she ings like a bird!>>> I wonder which bird you are talking about...hi hi hi

presha
21 Aug 2007 07:12

Blue Canary.

belz
21 Aug 2007 07:14

<wonder which bird you are talking about...hi hi hi> probably an owl.

Jordan
21 Aug 2007 07:17

LMAO @ Belz. I agree!

spice
21 Aug 2007 07:22

Yaah other people(tvsa bloggers) are born with it ( the craziness) or maybe it's...... ya'll know the ad moes

cherrybabe
21 Aug 2007 07:23

ha ha ha ha!!! chomeee does have sexy legs mara hmm.......save them 4 ur man. i also watched and i just can't agree with u more,this drenck,drink guy must be punished . i think we should just let the dogs drink him like his name that way kuphelile ngaye or how about we make him wear black clothes ya sizobe sigqibile. i really love bonang.i even invited her as my facebook budy but we haven't spoken yet(chat) but kuzolunga i don't wanna touch udaba luka mandoza.please tell him to just speak zulu mekakwatile cause uzosithuka.let's give him a new moto-:speak english when u are calmn,suzixakekisa etivi. yo guys uTapelo,i mean Thapelo Mokwena.HE IS TOOO NICE. yu ke those palesa girls mmmm omnye ngekgwanqa but she is beautiful yena shame.bebenxibe ntoni?.siyabonga ngezi gossips.

Beyonce
21 Aug 2007 07:30

I think Chomee can sing... that song she did on Friday kinda showcased her vocal abilities!!! Note: I did not say she's a great singer... but homegurl is not totally clueless like you know who

presha
21 Aug 2007 07:39

Chomee can ing & dance 4 sho!, I dunno if she can sing though Beyonce?, but since u r bBeyonce & u r doin quit well in this industry, if u say she can sing then I'll take yor word 4 it.

Jordan
21 Aug 2007 07:55

<<<but homegurl is not totally clueless like you know who>>>

Who Bey???

belz
21 Aug 2007 08:06

hawu Jordy do we have to say it loud ,KHEKHA.

Tshd21
21 Aug 2007 08:26

I dsagree with everyone who says that Chomee can sing, nnyaa bagaetsho, ke  a gana ! She does know how to shake her sexy bod but she cannot sing people, lets be realistic puhleez. Belz o nepile, she can only sing like an owl Hi-h-hi

And as for Bonang, the girl is still trying to balance her voice and eventually see what works me thinks! This Friday loud the next softer... In a month or so, she will be owling her way throughout the show hi-hi-hi

I did not say she's a great singer... of course Beyonce, we all know gore ke wena kgosigadi mo lesakeng!

Beyonce
21 Aug 2007 08:32

loL @ Tshd21

Jordy... like somizi... eish you made me say it, I didnt wanna!!! Forgive me Somy, i will buy ten copies of your album:)

Jordan
21 Aug 2007 08:42

LOL @ Tshd21

Bey that's a huge commitment!!! Good luck to you!!! hi hi hi And no, don't even give us a review!!!

Belz I think singingwise, Khekha o shapa Chozza ten-nil! But no contest when it comes to feshing. Ha e substance yone. It's a 0-0 draw!!!


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