Educating Toxic 101

Written by Toxic from the blog Anything Goes on 26 Jul 2007
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This is the start of one of those fact-finding missions to help me understand how some things work so if you don't speak STUPID, please don't read.

Now I've always thought of myself as pretty much intelligent and nothing is as difficult as admitting I'm wrong, saying sorry or even extending the olive branch. This isn't a blog about me but I hope this explains the kind of person I am and therefore the need to do this for my personal growth (in a way).

I'll ask questions I've never had the opportunity to ask and I'm hoping that the community on TVSA has answers to these questions so without further ado, here goes:

1. What exactly does off-side in a soccer match mean? I hate it when I'm sitting with a crowd of people that understand or love soccer and they scream off-side even before the referee/linesmen blows the whistle. I can never see what is so obvious and I therefore keep my mouth shut and pretend to understand what it is.

2. How do women/men walk on stilettos? I am all for being feminine and looking good but I just cannot walk with any semblence of dignity in high heels. If my calves don't start burning within minutes of walking, I feel like I'm about to fall flat on my face.

nightmare on beyers naude

Is there some secret I'm not on to? I've seen all manner of women in all sizes walk in heels..some even manage to run in stilettos (the 6/7 inch type) and alI I can manage are the comfortable type..wedge/sandals/sneakers/boots. I do not own a pair of high heeled shoes and would like to wear a dress/skirt with high heels someday.

3. Do people that wear lipstick wipe it off their lips before they kiss their partners? I don't wear make-up at all and would like to start next year.
I'm a labello lip care

lipcare girl cause I don't have to wipe it off when my partner and I kiss, I don't feel guilty about sleeping with make-up on and generally I don't have to worry about not having a mirror when I apply it on my lips. If my lips are chapped, it doesn't show through my labello/vaseline or zambuck.

I'll leave it at this for now. If you can help, please do!

GO GOLD!

13 Comments

Grey
26 Jul 2007 10:34

testing..ignore

Grey
26 Jul 2007 10:41

Well Pfunzo is simply picking up the details of the post before. Should be an easy fix.

Grey
26 Jul 2007 10:44

That should be sorted now.

Grey
26 Jul 2007 10:46

Sorry I had to remove those posts, Pfunzo. Please log out of TVSA and then log back in. If you find you cannot then you'll just have to quickly re-register.

Brown Shuga
26 Jul 2007 11:40

Toxic, I can't help you on the other staff but we can go to the Voda final on Saturday and I"m sure there will be someone in the crowd who can explain the OFF SIDE rule for you...andidlali...

Brown Shuga
26 Jul 2007 11:41

Eish I think I was supposed to say, "who can explain the OFF SIDE rule to you"....eish...whicheve is right wethu....

Toxic
27 Jul 2007 00:38

Shuga, don't stress abt it cause I don't know either (TO/FOR rule).

Anyway, I'm sure your Sat offer was made before last night's score, nhe? Eish sorry Shugs and all Chiefs supporters....!

KeleFabulous
27 Jul 2007 01:14

Pfunza i'll get u the no's. i just know she's in town. ko that lister building. i'll get u the name and no.

Toxic
27 Jul 2007 01:48

Hey kele....konje who got the part ko Rhythm City that u auditioned for?

Foxy gal
27 Jul 2007 03:23

Hey Tox, it FRIDAY is anything happening @14:00(quiz)!!???

zulugal
27 Jul 2007 05:23

Xhosa Chick Sneakers and things make u walk like, doof,doof,doof, u know. All slouched forward with a bad posture.No confidence what-so-ever! "

his is true hey gal, i trip and fall all over the place when wearing flatties....u cant even shake yo booty nicely when wearing them....thats why i love my high heels so much.

as for make up thanks...i think its too time consuming to apply , but for those into it its cool, some sistas look very beautiful in it and some kuba i disaster nje

KeleFabulous
27 Jul 2007 05:33

i'm not sure Tox...i remember they were still short of alot of actors but i don't see any of them now on the soap. i know mandla and tshidi were someof them so i guess the part of thsidi...

KeleFabulous
27 Jul 2007 05:34

and if that's the case then it's a good thing cos imagine me pretending to be some 17 yr old...hi hi hi

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