Inspired by none other than you...here are 5 Reasons Why I won't date Papuna....
1. He's way too popular and I love attention...
People will be flocking over to him and and what in the world's name am I supposed to do when they mob him? Stand and watch?? No thanks.
2. He's too politically correct......
I don't think I would be allowed to say anything bad about anyone...imagine not being able to complain...damn, I can't live without complaining and whining..I'm a woman after all...
3. He's way too loaded for me...
Honestly, imagine he parks his Porsche (or whatever) and I park my starter pack next to it!! Hayi guys, I know a man needs to earn more than you so he can provide etc but once the gap becomes too big I have a problem. I don't want a millionaire of a man when I'm a hundrednaire...
4. We both don't have style...
Yeah, I can't be with a brother who can't look good in public. Phela there needs to be at least one who can assist the other when it comes to going out to events etc. We'd both rock jeans, Zola 7 T shirts and sneakers the whole year. But at least we'll have Cell C airtime....
5. HE DIDN'T ASK ME OUT
Yeah, I guess that's the number 1 reason why I won't date Zola, he never asked me out in the first place :(