So it was Sunday again after a hectic weekend – had to drag myself out of bed and watch Isidingo. I didn’t really feel like it because after seeing some clips during the week, I was just greeted with new but familiar faces. If it wasn’t Maggie stressing, it was Q charming or Slu being stupid. So I decided I’ll just watch the omnibus on Sunday.
Now let me just say I’ve never been so bored with Isidingo’s Omnibus like I was today. The fact that I had my 2 friends over didn’t help my concentration, instead of watching Isidingo we were going over the details of the night before. See it would be more interesting if I blog about my weekend…hm hm hm... but I’ll stop right there and do what I have to do…
I didn’t give 100% concentration so if I lie, don’t shoot me – Please feel free to fill in the blanks! This is the Isidingo Recap for the week 9-13 July.
Maggie is turning into a S’dakwa
Since she was hijacked, Maggie has made it a point to find the men who hijacked her. She was taken to Vusi’s office by a mine security guard because she went around the mine asking men to say “We’ve got the keys man!!!” so she could see if she recognizes the voice. Now we all know the man is Slu and as I asked last week, what are the odds that Maggie will cross paths with Slu?? Well he went to her house, after Bafana the Thug told him that Maggie is going around looking for her hijackers. Slu decided to take the matter into his own hands and went to Maggie with a gun. He got there and told Maggie that he’s collecting newspaper for the pre-school (Really Slu, you should’ve come up with another story because School and Slu don’t belong in one sentence). Slu was about to shoot Maggie but didn’t have the balls to. When Maggie went outside to fetch more newspapers, Slu disappeared. Put 1 & 1 together Maggie, there’s your man!!! But I guess you’re too drunk or hung over to think neh… Eish now Bafana is wondering why Maggie is still walking around (alive)? Isidingo is just becoming unpleasant - I know crime is around us, but it’s depressing…
To cut a long story short, Maggie joined an AA type support group, and also joined the Neighbourhood watch. The whole “Maggie is a drunkard” was getting really boring. Pull yourself up sisi…
Back to eKasi
Now angithi Georgie is about to be broke coz ON!TV is moving out? He decides that he should go back to his roots – ekasi. That whole shebeen Georgie reminded me of Isidingo while that foine man Tony Kgoroge was on it (hey that man is hott, futhi I like them really dark – I also stay away from married men). Remember when Ranaka Manaka was Nandipha? (thanks to a blogga reminding me). But ke this time there are more thugs in the hood, looking meaner than Georgie. I forgot what his name was – but the guy who died of AIDS on Gaz’lam? Yep he’s the new Gintsa (gangsta to y’all non Zulu speaking peeps). I wonder if he will ever be cast as a good guy. Hmm back to the storyline.
Georgie threw a welcome back party for himself, and as he was saying the speech – the other Gintsa to started a rawu rawu, but Georgie didn’t fight back. Mostly because his (Georgie’s) girlfriend was there. Oooh yah I didn’t tell you – his girlfriend Gugu (the lady with the dreads – please remind me how she got into Isidingo??) came back to claim Georgie as her man (She’s on something that 1, how the hell do you come back for Georgie??). She even told Georgie that she believes there’s a spark between them. Hmm girl the only spark you’re seeing is all that gold buqwebe (bling) on Papa G; you are really on something girlfriend. She said she couldn’t stop thinking about him - yep girl, those bright shirts are hard to forget – sizathini?? So yep, she back to claim her man and slowly but surely trying to turn him into a softie!
Okay now this is where I got lost, but I think it will be clear as time goes. Gintsa wants Georgie to know that he can’t expect to move to the suburbs and come back to eKasi thinking that he’s still King. So Gintsa told Slu to tell Papa G that there’s a new King in town. Georgie wasn’t aware that Slu is also working for Gintsa until he got someone to watch Slu. Slu was with Georgie, next minute he was with the other guy reporting on what Georgie is up to, next thing Georgie’s Spy tells Georgie that Slu is a impimpi, then Georgie gets mad….yah it was really confusing. So if you were watching, holler!
So forgive me for not having the real story but it was too boring to concentrate on, I promise to watch this week and understand the storyline.
Q-ramid Scheme
Primrose doesn’t like Q (or maybe she does), so she told Siyanda about how manipulative her brother is. Siyanda told Primrose to spy on him and call her if she (Primi) suspects Q is up to something. Siyanda even went to Paul and delivered the same message. So now the 2 spies are watching Q closely. He on the other hand presented his new young trendy apartment concept to Zeb & Agnes.
Now since my concentration and mind were on some other things, I then saw that Q had brought old people into the Buller’s to tell them about how they can invest the money made from their stokvels and make it grow. Q is starting a pyramid scheme – a fraudster in the making, taking old people’s money. Paul walked into the meeting and started asking Q questions about overhearing him telling the golden oldies about making a million? Charmer boy told him that he was just telling them how investing in property can make them millions.
Primi agreed not to tell Siyanda about what Q is doing - stupid girl told Q that she was spying on him (blonde), so she wont tell Siyanda if Q hooks her up with some modelling agency. All I remember was my friend saying "Yooh this girl must have shares at the Dairy! She got helluva milk jugs!!".. she was right...tjo!!
Barker was arrested
Last week people were looking for Barker not knowing where he was at. Well he was arrested. If I heard correctly it was because he was drunk and smelled like alcohol (remember Primi spilled brandy on him), he also had tablets before having that single malt with Zeb (bad combination). So it seemed like he was drinking and driving or fell asleep behind the wheel? I’m not quiet sure – so help me out here. The Horizon Deep Magistrate remembered him as the man who tried to turn The Deep into The Dump and decided to give him 40 hours of community service. Barker has to report to Ma’Agnes who demanded that he address her as Mrs. Matabane to keep things professional. Barker’s community service is giving the ladies of the sewing club some business advice.
Harriet wanted Barker to pay for his mistakes and was pushing the “Barker you must pay for your sins” gospel. Barker’s come back was “Harry you’ve been spending way too much time with your cats, you are loosing your marbles.” Eish Barker has no scruples yazi. He was also angry that he has to report to a women who’s profit margin is defined by how much money she makes from selling vetkoeks, i.e Ma'Agnes. Now that was way below the belt.
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That was the recap y’all, as boring as it was – I was happy that there was no mention of Cherel, Anton or oorrrr… hmm I forgot Len’s girlfriend’s name……….eeehhhmmmm….Farrow!! Talk about gone and forgotten, bout damn time.
I was just thinking of a related topic, I was blank for a while then I remembered…
***Do you have any funny stories about girls dating Gangstas or amaGintsa as they are popularly known?
***Do you recognize a gangsta or do they come squeeky clean these days??
***Or are they hiding behind BEE suits? Bentley GT’s or BMW matchbox or renting a Melrose Arch Penthouse??
Show your girl some Lahv and holler!!!
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