David and Lori are from Kansas and have been dating for three years. Lori is ready to get married but David would like to get his career off the ground before taking that step. That’s sensible. David can maybe ask his boss for a promotion and…oh, he’s a musician? Hmm. That might be a toughie. But maybe David can work on his music career while Lori supports him…wait, she works at Pizza Hut? Oooo-kay then. I think David applied for the wrong reality show.
David hasn’t travelled much but is eager to explore the world. He’s very involved in the underground music scene and his many bands have released three full-length CDs. What, all of them? How many bands are they? More than three? Did each one of his many bands release like a sixth of a full-length album?
Lori is an
assistant manager at Pizza Hut and describes herself as energetic, understanding and willing. Also, she can get you a great discount on a Four Seasons if you ask her nicely.
The two of them look forward to working together as they travel around the world and learn about different cultures. Well, phooey. I can’t make fun of working together and learning about different cultures.