Dani and Danielle have been childhood friends whose very names are turning me against them. Did TAR really have to cast another Dani/Danielle? Why is it that almost every reality show I’ve recapped over the last year has a
woman named Danielle? Are Danielles the new casting requirement?
As if the invasion of the Danielles wasn’t enough, this time around, both of the already-hard-to-tell-apart, similarly-dressed blondes who are childhood friends are named bloody Dani/Danielle.
They’re wearing pink-logoed clothing. Wait, didn’t we already have these two on the show back when they were called
Megan and Heidi? I hope they’re more interesting this time around. At least they’ve lost those damn headbands.
They believe that anything is possible with good looks and thick accents. With faith, comical accents and a fine ass, you can move mountains. OK, I get why they think looks can help them because it’s practically a requirement on this show for the young, blonde chick team to grin and spout the benefits of their amazing good looks, but how exactly will a thick accent help them accomplish anything other than an eye-roll from the natives when they hear things like “Where-o is the train-o, Senor?” in a loud voice?