Sweet Big Brother addicts ... the curtain has dropped on another 91-days of lock'down and once more we've come through it together, aliiive
.
Uti's bank account is bulging, the rest of the housemates have
zilch (except maybe Munya), and - despite the saliva'ry passion in the pic - there's
no ways that Merylisho will stay together unfort.
If they're still together in a month (even a week) I'll eat my TV.
The reason: Mwisho's determined to go back to the bush. I overheard him telling someone at the afterparty and almost choked on my kebab. He said that he wants to go back to the bush and that Meryl will have to live with it!
To be fair, he was spaced out when he said it - he seemed to have managed to find himself a zol
before he left the house. Did you notice how extra-cray'zy he was when he made his exit? ... which left Playmate looking like this:
As Meryl heard that Mwisho had been evicted.
Hearing him talk about his bush-lust reinforced what I've known all along: there's
no ways you can take the Playmate out of Meryl and she'll
never live in the bush - natch.
Meryl's dress was specially made for the shindig, and sort of prodded everyone around her because of how hard the skirt was.
She spent the party telling anyone who would listen that she wished Mwisho could join the bash - he was in interviews for most of the night.
As you can see from the above pic, she spent copious amounts of time dancing/rocking from side-to-side, looking gloomy - in between looking very pleased:
In contrast, Sammi wasn't pleased at all and vanished.
He was at the Live Show - was very low key - and then went non-existent. As chatted about on the BB Finale Live Blog, he said that wouldn't go to the afterparty if Munya didn't win.
On one hand he may have lived up to his word but the more likely scenario is that it was just excuse to bail 'cos he knew he wouldn't get lucky with any of the party gals.
At the start of the evening I thought that Tatiana had disappeared too. All of the housemates sat in their own cordoned off area in The Venue, Melrose Arch - on one side of the dancefloor. People could go up to the area and have pics taken with everyone, but couldn't go right in:
Lerato's mom (right), flirting with Yucky-Yakkie-Yacob (left), in the cordoned off area.
Later I discovered that Tatiana had been at the party from the start, except she spent all of her time just outside: on the red carpet, where the majority of official photographers were - obviously wanting to get snapped again and again and again, ha.
Oh Sluttyiana.
Speaking of fame-sletty's, Quinn was there (looking exhausted as usual) riding on Jen's All Star dress-tails. K1 was much more into him than Jen was - she was more interested in ...
... escaping from one of the Moongo twins Edward and Erastus a.k.a twem ...
who were interested in me too and sucked my finger.
One of them - no clue which one - started a rumour that I like them and then insisted that I take his number, saying that I have to call if I want to have "fun". I listed his digits on my phone as "E & E".
As for who was most surpising ... would you believe it was IK? I was shocked at how dirty he got. First, one of the two bodyguard dudes from the show gave him up-and-down full bodyrubs in a smoky haze upstairs - forgot to take a pic I was staring so much.
Then he sweat danced:
This is how he went off all night, with girls, guys you name it. It's a common problem with BB hosts - KB used to go So too - which means it must be relief that the endless hours of suffering housemates is over. Dancing with him here:
Maud Nale of M-Net publicity. Maud does the publicity for the M-Net movie channels and award ceremonies (the Emmys etc) and helped me grab us snaps through the night.
Speaking of peeps we know ... any guesses who this is?
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Another surprise of the night was that Hannington was in the thick of things and bizarrely didn't cringe about his disqualification at all.
In fact, how's this ... if I were to tally up the number of people who wanted pics with the housemates, I'd go so far as to say he was the most popular (besides Uti) when it came to girls wanting pictures with him.
There was a point where he couldn't move from the cordoned-off housemates area because of girls wanting pics with him. A sign that they thought Lerato should have been disqualified too? ... or total madness from the girls?
Of course Lerato and her mom kept their distance from him bigtime - didn't spot them liasing with him once.
Also in high demand for pics, but with both gals and guys:
When Sheila arrived at the party after her interviews people were all over her - to the extent that she had to keep hiding in the back area of the housemates' lounge section to top up on water for sustenance.
She also found sustenance nuzzling Lerato.
PARTING SHOTS
I have no clue! She's a TVSA member with an air of mystery - wouldn't tell me her username. Do you know who she is??