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Jessica Smith: The Courtney Clone

Written by Cloud9 from the blog Tribal Talk on 07 Aug 2007
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Oh help! It’s Courtney II! She even has the same fern hairstyle! Saints preserve us! But maybe I’m being reactionary, judging her based on her picture. Let me read the bio and see…

Crap. “Jessica Smith” is a performance artist. Who works with fire. Come on, this is clearly Courtney with $50 000 in plastic surgery. This should not be allowed. She already had her spot on the show. It’s not fair giving her an undeserved Stephenie/BJ spot.

“Jessica” is also a rollergirl who goes by the name Flica Flame. Yet another alias. The noose tightens, “Jessica”. Besides, Flica is a horse's name. She was captain of the roller derby team, the VooDoo Dolls and an all-star member of the Hustlers. That’s a team name thankfully, not the name of a magazine she’s posed for.

“Jessica” has previously worked as a costume shop manager and designer, event promoter, fabric store employee and contestant on an island-based reality show. Her favourite TV show is Rollergirls. This is an actual show that exists? “Jessica”, pointing the video camera at yourself and watching the tape afterwards does not count as an actual TV show.



2 Comments

jcda1
14 Aug 2007 02:19

'Flica is a horse's name.' LOLLLL

belz
14 Aug 2007 02:28

LOL, i don't  have a clue who this chick is but your writing Claudia is hillarious.


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