There really is a "Mean Girls" vibe to the way the Idumota idiots have ganged up on Superspy,  not to say she's without fault, but still ... so high school.

@nst these kids are barely out of their teens remember

4 years ago most of them had -teen added to their ages

Wati is so hyperactive

Paranoia getting her Mother Teresa on:  "At the end of the day, I'm looking at it from a humanitarian point of view" ....

Bitch, sit down.

Biggie take away the witch's (shero's) mic......she's so damn loud

@nst i concur.......child, go sit your ass on fire

Why must the boys not know Janette is feeling insecure? Must she look like superwoman to them?

Like i said before....paranoia sure loves to hear the sound of her own voice

Paranoia now talking to Superspy under the bed, after making her the talk of the house.  Superspy mortified at the boys knowing she has insecurities as Paranoia lies she's not the one who told the boys when she's spent the last hour kangarooing her.  Paranoia currently making Superspy feel worse.

Janette: "now you've told the boys, it changes everything. I didn't want the boys to know"

Smh......Jesus, take the wheel!

Kyle......"what the fuck are you doing under the bed?"

Paranoia is one small ass liar.....after gossiping and pushing the insecure bus to the boys who don't believe Janette is insecure....just just lied that she didn't tell the boys and that the boys already think that. (smh.....lord have mercy)

I'm sorry uhdikts, I really hate Paranoia, I do. I fucking LOATHE her.  More than Prezzo or DKB.  This is the worst sort of ugliness, when someone pretends to be a friend whilst feeding on your insecurities and inadequacies.

The witch is now talking like a parrot.....someone needs to fill her mouth with poop to shut her up.....allow Kyle to talk!

@nst......she is the same with them they all bred on the weak............but i like kyle.....he is very protective of Janette

The witch wants an apology but Kyle said they both have to meet halfway

Kyle trying to make Tamara see she's not entirely blameless.

Hold your ground Kyle, don't let this witch talk you down.

The witch is a big gossip but keeps denying like a weevil of a sister....being vindictive just to get an apology of Janette. Kyle is telling the witch that stories about her have been circulating but the witch is so aggressive that she doesn't want to kyle to talk

@nonwe ...  Kyle is to Janette what Seydumb was not to XP.

Please biggie, please shove sewage down the witch's throat..............she just won't let Kyle talk

@nst.....exactly. I bet if it was seydumb he would join in on the bashing.....bloody wanker! Thank God he ended up with Paranoia......Eve would have been corrupted.

Kyle to the witch:  You also come off as a bitter person.

Kyle just told the witch that she comes across as a bitter person that doesn't let stuff go and she tried to rope others in.

The aggressive witch just doesn't want Kyle to talk......urgh!

Someone shut this witch up.

Keegan and Wati just winked at each other and smile....lol, those boys

@nst the only solution is to fill her mouth with sewage.....so that she'd spent the rest of her days there washing her mouth and less on talking

spend***

This witch doesn't need a mic...she's louder than most

Paranoia is bleating to Janette

Scatter-brained Malonza isn't even a fraction the man Kyle is.

@nst why would he be when his brain is scattered everywhere.........the idiot thinks he's got the lips of gold

Zambian women this season......smh

Paranoia just quoted Mother Teresa .... Oh, my sides!

Keegan thinks the witch is guilty

@nonwe ... look at the market boys suddenly grow a pair once they're out of the witches presence.

The boys all think the witch is the gossip and Kyle said he knows Janette is stronger those tears

Lol @nst.....but i think it's only a matter of time when Keegan would beat the Lucifer out of her

Kyle just said the witch's statement is so choreographed it's obviously phoney while Keegan said you just need to let her win because she's too damn irritating

I see Paranoia's Mother Teresa act has  the guys fooled.

Keegan even said he caught the witch gossiping this afternoon

@nst totally

In all this my opinion of the Preacher's Son has gone up exponentially.  Greencard says he tries to back off arguing with the witch and her minions.

@nst kyle is a real friend......keegan just called the aggressive witch a SERIOUS witch

Kyle asking the guys not to judge her and be nice to her.

Kyle just told the guys point blank that Janette doesn't want any of them 'like that'......so they should just be friendly towards her.

Keegan just said that the witch is using Janette as a sacrificial lamb for her misdoings

@nonwe ... totally.  Kyle defending Janette for being loyal to her friends.

These stupid boys really think Paranoia is a nice person.....lol....stupid, stupid, stupid boys

Meeting ended with Tamara officially declared a witch.

@nst.....Kyle is awesome. Not that goat Seydumb.....in short that is insult to goats....they don't deserve to be compared with that fool. I don't care if he didn't know her. It is a normal human thing to show care.

So wati has a tattoo?

LOLs ... @nonwe did you see Superspy peek out from under the bed?

@nonwe ... too true.  Seydumb and Paranoia so deserve each other.

Kyle just looked at Paranoia's friend that looks and acts as Z and Paranoia is trying explain the girl to Kyle and Wati, the Kyle who couldn't care told Wati "she looks like a good lay".....then Wati replies "you mean a good fuck and shit?"......kyle responds "yeah"........then Paranoia replies "i can't talk you guys"

@nst....yeah, i saw her. Just shecked upville and Giggles is forcing herself to laugh and it's revoulting and she looks repulsive doing that

Kyle now under the bed talking to Superspy.

The witch ranting about gossipers as if she isn't.  Says she' never gossiped in the house as if we don't watch.  Now the witch is threatening to follow Kyle for saying she's a bitter person.

I can't believe now Superspy is chatting with Wati about uni courses and career plans ... from under the bed.

thanks uhdikts for the night shift... I switched off whilst the giggly pukefrumple were busy looking into each other's eyes as SEW was busy preparing "sardines"... goodness, does this woman not know that any type of FISH is not good for her puking self especially whilst she is being played like a drum by the tatood shrek?

kwakwakwa!shem Janette.thank u guys.thats very noble of Kyle.

Thanks for updates!

I tried to watch last night, but that weakass sorry excuse for a woman, also known as the Puke Star, made me to switch over.

Everytime she giggles for a lame ass line, I feel ashamed to be a woman.  And my mother raised me to be a proud woman.

Why the hell do they call her gold, 24k??  She is not even gold plated!  She is yellow plated soft plastic.

Ok, done with the rant. 

Yesterday Barbs said in the diary room that she is not going to be enslaved by any man or woman in that house. 

Since Plastic Yellow Coated Puking Star is doing all Dick P's chores, Dick P is doing fokkel, and the rest of the boys are also doing fokkel.  She does not know who is doing Roki's, FTB's and Maneater's (she is also one of the boys) chores, but she is not going to do it for them.

Barb's shares went up several notches in my book, but I still think she is somewhat weakass.  I will actually respect her more if she give it to them straight.

Ok, done with the rant.

I feel for Super Spy,... but she can't go to Weirdville.  Those loonies are playing a major psychological warfare game.  Super Spy will moved under a bed permanently.

I am going to vote for Shero if she is up for nomination.  She has the ego and arrogance to make it in Weirdville.  I don't like her.  But she and Green Card are the only one who are villain enough for that egocentric cestpool.  And maybe Wati.  He is weird enough not to care for the superficial ish of the Weirdville wannabe celebs.

Oh laawwwdd,... my Namlish is even worse when I am annoyed.

<<Super Spy will moved under a bed permanently.>>

Super Spy will make the underside of a bed her permanent home...

(better, I think...)

hey guyz m a bit lost here cn i have the real name to the nickname superspy n Paranoia n the rest

Giggles in the kitchen, gosh, does she ever get tired?

Who is SEW now?? DickP enters the kitchen and the giggles and grinning begin. He orders some eggs and sausage... Gets a yes with giggles and a huuuuge smile #Ipuketuna#

#ipuketuna at the site of the giggly pukester and prickzo

Whoreville is in slumber land...I refuse to watch Giggles blushing and giggling while making DickP food... Thanks God it's time for the HOH task, idziots have to change to their swim wear asap

Oh...but FTB looks soooooo yummy, Milly's offspring is going to be one beautiful baby!

@tshd....i concur

They've got to jump into a pool and fetch some green thing, place it somewhere, go look for it's match and also place it somewhere or next to the first green piece #shrugs#... The first idziot to do this is the winner

Since ftb entered the house with his nice body.....frumpy has saved us from the horror of looking at his frumps....he now wears a singlet at all times

Hello uhdikt Nonwe...please take over and tell us who wins, I gotta rush!

@tshd.....not like this week's hoh is doing anything useful with it

Giggles has a giant towel over her swim wear......shaking. Is she shy about her body?

The way FTB keeps stealing glances at Barbs...I like!

That boy and older women! Another Usher in the making

Good Morning Uhdikts!

HOH task in progress... in weirdville... in bikinis and shorts... searching in a soapy water

Goldie is wearing shorts with her swimming trunk and frumpy is boycotting the task

SEW s Sniffly Embarrassing woman...

Looony May is HOH...

I don't understand how a slim girl like goldie could have folds

@segs and she's happy like she's going to save and replace when it's just hardwork and no perks

folds? where and what do yu mean?

The housemates are sad.....they so hate loony may

Her back....@segs when she wore that swimming trunk and shorts

Ftb is staring at the shower door as brbz is taking her bath....the things that boy has done to barbz in his head

Is wasn't even blinking until maneta said something to him

Loony may in bra and shorts sweeping as ftb just said he is going upstairs........she quickly wore back her full swimming trunk

they are so morose that she won.. only ftb seemed to not care much... the rest looked like a funeral had just been announced.

At the halves of men in house now know that the ladies weren't stuck up.......they(halves of men) just weren't cute or hot enough

@segs....they way she celebrated was just awful....like a two-year old. Very irritating

the****

Keegan is having dreams that extend to real life........kyle was a bedwetter till he was ten years of age, malonza but not up to ten, then alex always pissed beside the toilet seat.

The task brief has been read to downvillers but those infants just don't care. None has changed into their swimming gear

Ftb wants to start sleeping in the girls room and Loony May is against it but blushing at the same time

Ftb just asked if Loony May baths naked and why she baths for up to an hour

Keegan is hoh AGAIN....

If only he could save and replace himself

Hi uhdiktz, the only thing interesting now in weirdville is ftb's crush on Barbz, I'm enjoying it. Noticed it last nite and I smiled.giggles must forget abt the kitchen now that Loonymay is HOH. These two are gonna kill each other soon over that kitchen.

@Nonwe, so ftb is moving to the girls room? Wow, poor Milly. I don't think this guy is as boring as he let's on. Hope he has something up his sleeves. I think he's also tired of the gossip from Dick P and Loony Roki. Ftb thinks women are princesses.

Heh. I haven't watched since Tuesday. I switch on and Sniffles is still giggling behind that stove talking about frying potatoes. Gaaawwd!!

@gyan yeah ftb has respect for women not like those half men

It won't be long before the hens (roki and prickzo) start gossiping another ghana man but this time, it would be from raw, unadulterated envy

Hey everyone! ... just done a story about the Sunday shows: BB live shows: what do you want to see?

now SEW is dancing downstairs and singing... are these idiots playing it up for the camera because they are worried that loony will replace with them?

tatood shrek came downstairs and now the tunapuke couple is dancing... hell!!

i cant wait for the annoying hens to start kangarooing FTB,their plans to discredit Barbs aint working on him.There's something very likeable bout Babalwa's presence that makes one wantt to hang out or chat with her.FTB just gazes at her so,they'd be talking in a circle but the minute he hears Barbs's voice his head lifts up and there's so much interest in him to whatever she says,

SEW is really into this tatood shrek! and she has features that remind me of Fiona...

Noooooooo! @segs.......Karen would forever be my princess fiona. She had the face to boot

I totally agree with you Gyan, and they will kill each other with the very knives they use in that kitchen, that fight is definitely brewing!

I have been watching Weirdville since 11:30 and Giggles has been in the kitchen since.  What on earth is she cooking?  People have showered, eaten (not what is being cooked), cleaned, slept and she's been standing behind that counter.

She would make a great short order cook.

@rainbow, maybe she is cooking tripe

shhuuuu, finally finished typing the milly interview.. check the homepage.

Guides for Uhdikts

Idiotz - housemates
Prezzo - PP, Princess Prezzo, Grade 1 , Mr Edblo Double Bed from Ellerince (Kenya Branch), Mr Velcro, Dick P, Prickzzo, Asshole
DKB -QueenD Queen DKB, pumpum, Dick D
LadyMay - Tjatji, Valium, MayMay
Barbz- Barbie, Xanax
Mampi -Stirrer, wooden spoon, IG, Village Gal, Inferior Goods, Duracell Bunny, Garfield hair, Ratatata, Pap, Hairline, thunder thighs
Maneta - Moneyta, Maneater
Upville- Weirdville, Pukeville
Downville - overcrowded market, Whoreville , Idumota Market, Gangland
Zainab - Empress Z, EmprezzZ, ZZZZ, Z
Hildah - boobstrosity
Ola - Goliath
Chris - David
Kyle - Preacherman's son
Seydou - Romeo , Seydumb, Mr-degree-from-London, Mirror Mirror
Luke - Book of Luke
Goldie - Giggles, giggle nation, Mrs Velcro, the maid, Giggler, lithium, sniffels, giggly pukestar, SEW (Sniffly Embarrassing Woman) 
Talia - Paranoia
Esperanca - Experience
Keegan - keeeeegs, green card
Goldie and Prezzo - the lovers, PreGo, PreGold, tunapuke
Roki - Abraham
Janneta - spy, Skin and bones, scarecrow, superspy, Skin & Bones, S&B
Mildred - Eazzzy, Milly, Baking Soda
Mampi and maneta - Kangaroos
gossiping - kangarooing
Seydou and Talia - SeyLia
Junia - Mkhabisto, Fifi's boss
Junia's stomach - Fifi
Edith - Banana (from quote Edith: IT'S BEEN TOO LONG NO ACTION........ARE THERE ANY BANANAS LEFT?) , Bannana

Keitta - Father-to-be, FTB

Tamara - Shero (according to the idiotz) Queen of Sheba

Update, ftb is now ftnmn (father-to-be-no-more) ... @Zinnia... Milly is not preggos...

Afro goatee needs to do something to that hair... Even keegs is asking if he washes it...

Nafe is tarting too look attractive to me... Hhhmmmmm

Starting

Ftbnm......wati's hair is very strong and healthy but he just doesn't care for it

@segs.....all i want is his voice....his face? No, thanks

He is cute... Suttle cuteness,... Would make pretty babies..

He has will smith ears tho... Satellite dishes... Lol!

Paranoia says she is a playa... Sometimes... Playas don't cry the way you did baby gal for a man they met 2 days ago...

Keeegs says if a girl is cute but dumb, the cutenes will be captivating for a couple of days but the dumbness will kill the relationship...

Abraham is entertaining DickP and FTBNM...idziots laughing their lungs out...I tried to follow but I just can't...

Barbs lying on the couch...


DickP kangarooing Loony May to Abraham and FTBNM: This one kills me dogs, straight up and down

Abraham is entertaining DickP and FTBNM...idziots laughing their lungs out...I tried to follow but I just can't...

Barbs lying on the couch...


DickP kangarooing Loony May to Abraham and FTBNM: This one kills me dogs, straight up and down

FTBNM scratching his balls...I don't mind.

Sego, Nafe does have some cuteness nyana shem. I agree. But there is this jersey that he wears that make him look soo sad and homeless, I wish there was a way to get word to him to burn that sack. He is also sweet isn't he.

Mara Dick P is a fucken pum pum! Why is he obsessed with Baarbs? And Sego, where is Zainab..been waiting to read her interview and u give us mother to be not and her brazilian hair drama!

@Tsoka PP wants Barbs deep down and he's so intimidated by her strong persona and the fact that she is not into his babe magnet self irks the crap outta him.

DickP giving someone a massage, and her giggling, as usual... Teling her that she is good enough to eat... He is massaging her back on their bed...SIGH

Watched Prego for 8 minutes and can't believe this Goldie gal...does she giggle like that all the time when she is talking to Dick P..not like havng any convo cos with Dick P convo means trashing Barbs..ey..desperate woman!

I have literally been staring at DickP and Giggles for a while now,  following their convo and there is just nothing funny that the Dicky one says, at all. Why Giggles insists on laughing her lungs out is a mystery to me. Love I suppose #shrugs#

What love? There is no love from Dick P, more like one sided from Goldie..there are talking but saying nada!!!

ditto Tshd,im like there is not one single funny thing this pig has said what is she laughing at?

light nice convo btwn Maneta,Barbs and Keitta.Keitta and Barbs have so much in common including their travels,famous and rich people they know in West Africa.Keitta goes "you've been evrywhere i've been" with a big smilr on hid face.Prego walks in wtf?they jst killed.

Keitta & Barbs by the sink together looking so cute! bloody expensive delawood advert!Prezzo couldnt look at them.

Goldie ukera itapile futhi(peeling potatoes again)

where is Roki?he dont hang with Prezzo no more?

guys what did Maneta disclose to PP about her background?smstrap accusing her of lying?

they are instigating to hide Loony's pink heels on sunday to piss her off also tryng to come up with ways to boycott the the alcholol deprivation.Goldie away making french toasts and eggs.

Keita went up to steal one pink heel.they have put it one of those ginomous vases in the kitchen.

Roki aint part of the kangarooing group thats ganging up against Loony,they keep quiet as soon as he walks in.

Goldie is the bothered by the fact that Roki aint asking for food wtf?

Barbz and Moneyta interrogating FTB on losing his virginity & wet dreams? If Keitta can't see these girls want him, then he's an idiot.

Maneta,Barbs asking Keitta about virginity,hard ons,wet dreams.apparently he had his first wet dream in downville wtf?

@nst he's a bit of a blonde lol!Barbs is asking a child born in 89 bout hard ons sounds so sick! Lol!.

hahahah!Loony couldnt stand the sex convo she's preparing a bed outside.sleeping uhdickts u missing out.drama i tell ya.

Why the camera is following Lady May about when there are, presumably, more interesting conversations around is beyond me.

@Cnglemother ... Barbz is both pervy and a chicken hawk, that's what.

Prezzo quickly went up to give the girls the lowdown about the garden show.

now they say they need go out to her and act all concerned and beg her to come back inside.

Moneyta's now begging Lady May to come back inside but she's refusing to budge.

Maneka is pleading with her and she refuses and tells her she's used to sleeping outside back in NAMS?Joburg is so icy tonight is she mad?

Xanax just called Lerato that elephant... As the kangaroos are discuss us as uhdikts..

Xanax says sasafrican women love naija men and drool over thm... Like really? Nnnnooooo Babalwa, you do, not all of us...

Its official, maneater is an uhdikt!

Maneater is describing uhdikts and our behaviours... Tjo! I swear maneater is A jet li that made it into the show... http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=bbmotherland2&ArticleID=9215

Mr Velcro was worried if uhdikts watch him in the shower or while he sleeps and maneater told him how uhdikts make fun of the idiotz and know who snores...

She told him how we have nicknames for the idziots... He then asked Xanax if uhdikts called Lerato the elephant... Prickzzo is worried what uhdikts call him! Hahaha, stupid dick P!

Eish, @Tsoka... Emprezzzz refused interviews... I cornered the mnet people who refused to tell me anything, i tried the hotel where i know idziots stay from my previous years blogging about biggie, they refused to confirm if she is there and eventually drove there to be told she said she is tired and can't talk to anyone... Waited at airport and never saw her.... Now saw an article on the fake biggie site that she will do a video blog soon... http://bigbrotherafrica.com/zainab-suffers-emotional-drain-promises-to-speak-via-video-bloc/

Yep, maneater is a Jet Li... Ftbnm asks her what makes the show addictive, he doesn't understand but has addicted the friends...